25 Year Old Beauty Seeks Rich Banker

[old_yet_horny]

Hahaha.. For bros who wants to improve their Mandarin..
Got a mail from my Taiwan friends with the same post but in Chinese..

一个年轻漂亮的美国女孩在美国一家大型网上论坛金融版上发表了这样一个问题帖：我怎样才能嫁给 有钱人？　　
“我下面要说的都是心里话。本人25岁，非常漂亮，是那种让人惊艳的漂亮，谈吐文雅，有品位，想 嫁给年薪 50万美元的人。你也许会说我贪心，但在纽约年薪100万才算是中产，本人的要求其实不高。这个版上有没有 年薪超过 50万的人？你们都结婚了吗？我想请教各位一个问题——怎样才能嫁给你们这样的有钱人？我约会过的人中，最 有钱的年薪 25万，这似乎是我的上限。要住进纽约中心公园以西的高尚住宅区，年薪25万远远不够。我是来诚心诚意请教 的。有几个具体的问题：一、有钱的单身汉一般都在哪里消磨时光？　(请列出酒吧、饭店、健身房的名字和详细 地址。)二、我应该把目标定在哪个年龄段？三、为什么有些富豪的妻子看起来相貌平平？我见过有些女孩，长相 如同白开水，毫无吸引人的地方，但她们却能嫁入豪门。而单身酒吧里那些迷死人的美女却运气不佳。四、你们怎 么决定谁能做妻子，谁只能做女朋友？　(我现在的目标是结婚。)”——波尔斯女士　　

下面是一个华尔街金融家的回帖：
亲爱的波尔斯：我怀着极大的兴趣看完了贵帖，相信不少女士也有跟你类似的疑问。让我以一个投资专家的身份， 对你的处境做一分析。我年薪超过50万，符合你的择偶标准，所以请相信我并不是在浪费大家的时间。　　从生 意人的角度来看，跟你结婚是个糟糕的经营决策，道理再明白不过，请听我解释。抛开细枝末节，你所说的其实是 一笔简单的“财”“貌”交易：甲方提供述人的外表，乙万出钱，公平交易，童叟无欺。但是，这里有个致命的问 题，你的美貌会消逝，但我的钱却不会无缘无故减少。事实上，我的收入很可能会逐年涕增．而你不可能一年比一 年漂亮。　　因此，从经济学的角度讲，我是增值资产，你是贬值资产，不但贬值，而且是加速贬值!你现在25 ，在未来的五年里，你仍可以保持窈窕的身段，俏丽的容貌，虽然每年略有退步。但美貌消逝的速度会越来越快， 如果它是你仅有的资产，十年以后你的价值甚忧。　　用华尔街术语说，每笔交易都有一个仓位，跟你交往属于“ 交易仓位”(trading position)，一旦价值下跌就要立即抛售，而不宜长期持有——也就是你想要的婚姻。听起来很残忍，但 对一件会加速贬值的物资，明智的选择是租赁，而不是购入。年薪能超过50万的人，当然都不是傻瓜，因此我们 只会跟你交往，但不会跟你结婚。所以我劝你不要苦苦寻找嫁给有钱人的秘方。顺便说一句，你倒可以想办法把自 己变成年薪50万的人，这比碰到一个有钱的傻瓜的胜算要大。　　希望我的回帖能对你有帮助。如果你对“租赁 ”感兴趣，请跟我联系。”——罗波．坎贝尔（J·P·摩根银行多种产业投资顾问）

[STK01]

Originally Posted by tomvoyeur

Not to forget their over-inflated ego and self worth. Cant stand such obnoxious whores.

Qns: How many of such whores can you squeeze into an office?
Ans: None. They are all out rocking ur boss's bed.

Bro... any such whores in your office..? u seem to have encountered them before...

[Sha_Gua75]

wah...someone dont like what I say leh and zap me with this comment "You are so rich to marry a poor viet whore as wife. Loser--"

the one who zap me carry on zap me with ur pitiful 1 point...but since u know i am getting marry to a viet, I assume you somehow know me...but I think you kinda of idiotic...pls find out facts 1st before you said my wife is a poor whore... If you ask me to choose and say, I would think that my wife-to-be will be someone same if not richer than u

For your statement like that, I gather what you say is reflecting urself or perhaps even ur own family....

[vesfreq]

Originally Posted by gilagila100

Unfortunately, a real sad thing is that women like this are getting to be more and more common even in Sillypore.

BTW, to all simple-minded dick-headed sad example of male suckers out there ... WAKE UP !!! if u haven oledi.

If you look at the successful men, they choose their wives not based on their looks but more important on their personality and capabilities. Good looking women can only qualify as pet toys or girlfrens ...

My money (if more) only goes to my retirement fund. If too much, spend on a fun car or a good holiday or book a pro to spend time with for a few days.

Its still way better than dumping money on some sillypore girl. Most sillypore girls still think their hole is coated with porcelain or gold.

[tomvoyeur]

Originally Posted by O2-XDA

25 yos = "Lao chai" leh.......if you are in china

Bro, that means we r "lao jiao" ah??

Originally Posted by vesfreq

Its still way better than dumping money on some sillypore girl. Most sillypore girls still think their hole is coated with porcelain or gold.

Originally Posted by STK01

Bro... any such whores in your office..? u seem to have encountered them before...

Haa, I dun think I m the only one LOL. Bro Vesfreq has also his fair share too!

[OceanEleven]

Originally Posted by vesfreq

Its still way better than dumping money on some sillypore girl. Most sillypore girls still think their hole is coated with porcelain or gold.

Ouch!! That hurts bro.
Still the same old Vesfreq I knew.

[JediSkull]

Originally Posted by chickenzip

wah... "spectacularly" powerful english siah...

this might spark another debate : can money buy you happiness?

LOL let me tell u this:

Money can't buy u happiness!~!~ says the rich to fool the poor!~!~

If i got money, I will be leasing happiness on a long term basis!~!~

[Dhornyboy]

to be honest, the world out there... the world we know is Bullshit.

Any girls nowadays with a bit of education... and making a bit of money...of course some looks and figure thinks they are ready to marry a millionaire..

They really do think their chee bye is platinum plated.. well I hate to see rich boys toying poor gals.. but then .. sometimes.. these gals deserve it.

That 500k per year guy looks real. The things he said, should just wake every ignorant gal... hopefully.

Dhornyboy.

[NightShade]

Originally Posted by JediSkull

LOL let me tell u this:

Money can't buy u happiness!~!~ says the rich to fool the poor!~!~

If i got money, I will be leasing happiness on a long term basis!~!~

This statement i like . Its easy for people with lots of money to say this. But if you take away their money, i think they will not last one minute

[lightweaver]

Originally Posted by gilagila100

that explains why she so desperate ...

hee.....Got invisible "Good to use by" date ah

[nacho]

Interesting advertisement and brilliant reply

[NightShade]

Originally Posted by lightweaver

hee.....Got invisible "Good to use by" date ah

Not an official one. But most Chinese men only like young ladies. The term young, is between 18 to 22. Then there is people like us, from Malaysia, Singapore, HK, Taiwan, who maybe stretch to 25. After that, only maybe mat salleh want

[oahpekahsom]

i check my gf's shirt labels...dun have expiry dates le...haha

[84gunner]

Originally Posted by gilagila100

Respect respect ...

yeah ... to all bimbo bloodsucking vaginas out there ...

not all guys are simple-minded dick-headed suckers that would pay arms and limbs juz to get a whiff of ur gold-plated pussies.

Unfortunately, a real sad thing is that women like this are getting to be more and more common even in Sillypore.

BTW, to all simple-minded dick-headed sad example of male suckers out there ... WAKE UP !!! if u haven oledi.

tat's becos those bimbos are still living in the wells. There's so much strong & aggressive competition in the region, such as Thailand, China, Vietnam, etc etc, and those Sillypore pussies still go get their pussies gold or platinum plated? hahaha, by all means carry on.

Similarly, to those male suckers out there, if u still continue living in yr wells, then continue 2 get bashed by those gold / platinum plated pussies!! Play the market well, it's for yrself! U let the market get spoilt, u suffer yrself. If Sillypore market cant make it, then go regional!!

[Heart Break Kid]

Originally Posted by 84gunner

tat's becos those bimbos are still living in the wells. There's so much strong & aggressive competition in the region, such as Thailand, China, Vietnam, etc etc, and those Sillypore pussies still go get their pussies gold or platinum plated? hahaha, by all means carry on.

Similarly, to those male suckers out there, if u still continue living in yr wells, then continue 2 get bashed by those gold / platinum plated pussies!! Play the market well, it's for yrself! U let the market get spoilt, u suffer yrself. If Sillypore market cant make it, then go regional!!

Bro 84 .. totally agreed with your siggys.

Those who divorced with S'pore wife are big-time losers. All these years I had seen at least 8 cases of such. Of course there are a small portion of good sg ladies that also help their hubby to build up family.

Losses incurred during divorced proceedings & others :

(1) Initially wedding expenses about $30K~$40K
(2) Furniture & renovation & the house $20K~$30K
(3) Cost of Separation Deeds $900 one time payment
(4) Cost of Divorced papers $3,500 one time payment
(5) Monthly maintainenace for your ex-wife ( if got kids even more)
(6) Other expenses

Majority of sg & msia are consider as unlucky objects for local men.
Some are bai jia (those not earning $ but spending lavishly)

For example one 28 yr-olds sg old lady earning $3,000 pm, she can spend $800 on SPA for a month. &
always travel here travel there (tours) no savings when hit by economic crisis or retrenchments.
All these old ladies will resorted to cheat men money using their rotten bodies.