Batam Info Thread

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by swing123

hi there,

it seems you are the lao jiau in Btm and also based.

I am a newbie planning to go for a short retreat in Btm with my pals next month - i hope you can be kind enuff to spend some time in answering my noobie questions:

1) where should i go in Singapore to board the ferry? what's the ferry schedule like?
2) i also heard there are bus form singapore to Btm, may i know where should i board the bus and what's the timing like?
3) when i land in Btm, what transport should i use to get to the hotel??
4) i heard that i can book gals in btm from morning until next morning, what should i do after booking the gal?
5) what currency should i bring to btm?
6) what language they speak in btm?
7) what food i can have in btm?
8) is there any amusement orsight seeing activities in Btm like Underwater World, Cable car, Museum, cathedral?
9) i plan to go there form saturday to monday, but i must go to church on sunday, which one and where should i go?
10) finally, do i need a passport to go btm??

thank you in advance for your time in answering my questions, many many thanks.

I answer on behalf of Batam Man ...

http://thesbf.shop/showpos...71&postcount=4

But I really hope we don't get people asking questions like, where got nice n cheap CB, nice n cheap hotel, nice n cheap KTV ect ect.
All those had already been answered MANY times in other Batam threads.

[Big Sexy]

DNAT... where got cheap and nice seafood in Batam huh???? u say wanna bring me to batam until now no sound no pic..

Originally Posted by DNAT

But I really hope we don't get people asking questions like, where got nice n cheap CB, nice n cheap hotel, nice n cheap KTV.
All those had already been answered MANY times in other Batam threads.

[Microsoft]

Originally Posted by Big Sexy

DNAT... where got cheap and nice seafood in Batam huh???? u say wanna bring me to batam until now no sound no pic..

I am reali surprise... y u din ask where got cheap n good gay in batam.

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by Big Sexy

DNAT... where got cheap and nice seafard in Batam huh???? u say wanna bring me to batam until now no sound no pic..

Originally Posted by Microsoft

I am reali surprise... y u din ask where got cheap n good gay in batam.

knn Big Sexy, you are a gay .....

[Big Sexy]

哼！MS..你呢個卑鄙無恥下流賤格社會o既人渣敗類拆白黨死飛仔

Originally Posted by Microsoft

I am reali surprise... y u din ask where got cheap n good gay in batam.

哼 DNAT！你呢個卑鄙無恥下流賤格社會o既人渣敗類拆白黨死飛仔....
As usual DNAT displays his 下流賤格 characteristics....bigoted and not very bright....bless you.

Originally Posted by DNAT

knn Big Sexy, you are a gay .....

[Microsoft]

Originally Posted by Big Sexy

哼！MS..你呢個卑鄙無恥下流賤格社會o既人渣敗類拆白黨死飛仔

BS...你想要啊？BS，你要是想要的话你就说话嘛，你不说我怎么知道你想要呢，虽然你很有诚意地看着我 ，可是你还是要跟我说你想要的。你真的想要吗？那你就拿去吧！你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想 要Gay Lobang吗？……

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by swing123

10) finally, do i need a passport to go btm??

Gosh, do you need a passport to cross over to Johore Bahru?

[Big Sexy]

我kao！i服了you！“你跟我说话吗？不是跟我说的吧？认错人啦！” i am not Gay... DNAT then is GAY..

Originally Posted by ms

BS...你想要啊？BS，你要是想要的话你就说话嘛，你不说我怎么知道你想要呢，虽然你很有诚意地看着 我 ，可是你还是要跟我说你想要的。你真的想要吗？

哇！你火气那么大，要不要DNAT今晚给你下下火啊？”

Originally Posted by waypastprime

Gosh, do you need a passport to cross over to Johore Bahru?

[swing123]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

Gosh, do you need a passport to cross over to Johore Bahru?

where is johore bahru???

[Big Sexy]

所以说做妖就像做人一样,要有仁慈的心,有了仁慈的心,就不再是 妖,是人妖. MS 你要做人妖吗？

Originally Posted by Microsoft

BS...你想要啊？BS，你要是想要的话你就说话嘛，你不说我怎么知道你想要呢，虽然你很有诚意地看着我 ，可是你还是要跟我说你想要的。你真的想要吗？那你就拿去吧！你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想 要Gay Lobang吗？……

[Microsoft]

Originally Posted by Big Sexy

所以说做妖就像做人一样,要有仁慈的心,有了仁慈的心,就不再是 妖,是人妖. MS 你要做人妖吗？

我没有仁慈的心，所以是妖不是人。 DNAT 有仁慈的心，所以是人不是妖。

你有时up人, 有时diap人, 有仁慈也有妖气。亦人亦妖。。。 间称。。人妖

[noname123]

Originally Posted by Microsoft

我没有仁慈的心，所以是妖不是人。 DNAT 有仁慈的心，所以是人不是妖。

你有时up人, 有时diap人, 有仁慈也有妖气。亦人亦妖。。。 间称。。人妖

Having Chinese lesson si bo...

[Microsoft]

Originally Posted by noname123

Having Chinese lesson si bo...

No testing keybaord chinese input...

[Big Sexy]

Ms ... Dnat say you whether you know what is dang dang dang or not.???...

he say he wants to sing you the dang dang dang song..

Originally Posted by Microsoft

No testing keybaord chinese input...:

[Microsoft]

Originally Posted by Big Sexy

Ms ... Dnat say you whether you know what is dang dang dang or not.???...

he say he wants to sing you the dang dang dang song..

Dis 1 izit? DNAT here u go as request...

only you can take me取西经
only you 能杀妖精鬼怪
only you 能保护我
唔驶俾d蚌精蟹精dap我
只有你咁劲就是only you
only you 莫怪师父暗沉
戴番个ku
莫怕死米发ti teng
碰到钉米惊i understand
要全力地去do 要惊就两份惊
喃呒阿弥陀佛
only you 莫怪师父暗沉
戴番个ku
莫怕死米发ti teng
碰到钉米惊i understand
要全力地去do 要惊就两份惊
喃呒阿弥陀佛