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Originally Posted by deadfishindex
Fed up with the fake FRs, so cumming up with a new review system:
THE DEAD FISH INDEX (DFI)
Inspired by the champion bro on Chinese websites who mixed Singlish into his Chinese FRs to help warn other brothers
One point each for:
- Playing with phone
- No Kissing / Frenching
- No Foreplay (BJ, Fingering or Painting, or cannot touch)
- Complain tired during 1st shot
- Blackface (aka Bin Chao Chao)
Examples:
DFI: 1
Everything ok, except cannot kiss
DFI: 2
Everywhere also cannot touch, cannot kiss/french
DFI: 3
Downhill after first shot, play with phone and say customers only go for one shot, blackface
DFI: 4
Play with phone throughout, 1 shot complain tired, cannot touch hair cannot touch nipple.
DFI: 5
Stay at home PCC better la.
So idea is to insert DFI level only into "positive" FRs to help warn brothers. Open to suggestions heh.
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A 10 point system, with each disappointment -1 point i think good enough since not all would wanna have same kind of service. If the service is stated and not perform or permitted then -1 for each area. I would say a 5 to 6 for average. 7 to 8 for good. 9 for fucking good. Perfect 10 for ultimate sextifaction. Anything below 5 dun waste time.