[JEMMA]

Me: “Err… You… Not young liao leh… Still behave like small little girl.”
Judy: “You repeat that again?!”
Me: “Err… I am old le. I don’t know how to appreciate. My fault.”
Judy: “That’s more like it.” ~And she laughed.~

A while later, we’ve reached the campus and I found a place to park. Soon after we found the LT. It was like only half-filled.

Me: “Waa seh… So many people leh…”
Judy: “Shh, keep quiet la. We go sit behind.”
Me: “Ok, ok…” “Why you never register the module for Sofian?”
Judy: “I wanted to, I kept sms-ing her while she was away, but she never reply. Then when she’s back, the registration closed.”
Me: “So suay ah. You went Taiwan too, right?” 
Judy: “Yah! So fun there!”
Me: “I heard as much. I want to go this year too.”
Judy: “Wait, how you know I go Taiwan?”
Me: “Oh… My friend told me one…”
Judy: “Friend… Who?”
Me: “He’s a Jap, goes by the name of ‘非死不可’.”

She was laughing at this lame joke. She likes my style of humour, really!

Judy: “Lame leh! So you stalk my Facebook, is it?!”
Me: “Yah lo. See your chio photos mah.”
Judy: “Err… Ok…”
Me: “Hahaaa no la… It just happened that your friend commented on your photos, so it went up to the top few of my pages. And since I am planning to go this year, I just see your photos lo.”
Judy: “Haha. The photos nice right!”
Me: “Yup! Not bad! Was it cold? Saw that you commented on your leggings.”
Judy: “Not that cold la… But more chilly than here. At night, then cold.”

So the Taiwan conversation went on until break time.

Me: “I go toilet, later you finish your drink you go back first.”
Judy: “What makes you think I don’t need to go toilet?”
Me: “Wa lau, so fierce for what. Let’s go together la.”

As we were finding the nearest toilet, we went past the office for school and realized the lights were off.

Me: “Waa… 闹鬼.”
Judy: “闹 your head la! Don’t sprout nonsense can!”
Me: “Ahh ok ok! Pain! Sorry!”
Judy: “Who ask you anyhow say!”
Me: “Ok, ok! I guess because its holiday la… So nobody.”
Judy: “Obviously…”

And at this moment, my thought went wild again, because the school has nobody.

Me: “Nobody… You want to…?”
Judy: “What?”
Me: “Check out the toilets upstairs…?”
Judy: “What is wrong with you?”
Me: “Nothing…”
Judy: “But I am in search of a toilet though. Maybe upstairs ones are cleaner.”

And so, up we went. And up there, has nothing, except for a tutorial classroom.

Me: “Why the structure so weird one?”
Judy: “Only a room here? It’s really weird…”
Me: “Let’s check it out.”

From the glass panel we could see that it’s dark inside. I turned the knob, unlocked. Opened it and on the lights. No one.

Judy: “How’s inside like?”
Me: “A normal room lo.”
Judy: “Air-con is still on leh… Waste electricity.”
Me: “Yah… But hor…” 
Judy: “But hor, what? Don’t give me thermal heat transfer crap.”
Me: “No la… I mean, it is not wasting electricity if we go in and enjoy… Right?”