[garion]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

🔵 A touching love story...*

*WIFE:*
What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?

*Husband:*
No...how can I think of marrying?

*Wife:*
Why not?
You would need company...for good and bad moments.... please marry
again

*Husband:*
...you are so sweet.... even after death u r worrying about me...

*Wife:*
So promise me, u will remarry if I die...

*Husband:*
Ok, ok, I will get married again...just for you

*Wife:*
Would you live in our house with your
new wife...?

*Husband:*
Yes, but I will never let her use your room.

*Wife:*
Would you let her drive my car ?

*Husband:*
no...
its yours... I will keep it as your memory... and buy her a new one..

*Wife:*
Would you give her my jewelery?

*Husband:*
No...how can I...? It has your memories attached
... I am sure she would want her own.

*Wife:*
Would she wear my shoes..?

*Husband:*
No, never
... her size is '7', and yours is 9

*Wife:*
--silence-

*Husband:*
Ohh Shiiit...!!!

*Husband's funeral is tomorrow, please attend....*
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good one. hubby acting like a smart a$$. serves him right to be found out.