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Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1
Fair Justice
A Man was brought before the Judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person).
The Judge told him; "In 20 years on the Bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"
The man replied; "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and...
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she had ALWAYS acted that way!"
The case was dismissed and the Judge announced the following warnings:
"For the ladies... PLEASE TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE ACT.
For the guys:
IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE....! Case dismissed!
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Nice joke bro, hehe thanks!!
