RTF Episode 6: 4-Way Tag Team Relay Fuck on Slutty Sensation!!!
Please refer to page 58 for episodes 1 & 2, page 60 for episodes 3 & 4 and page 80 for episode 5.
This took place sometime early this year… I was constantly travelling then, hardly spending more than 4 days in Singapore in between my trips… It was on this one particular Sunday morning, I was just back from Europe the day before, sibeh tired but still met my group of non-SBF Hokkien peng cheongster buddies for brunch. One of them suggested the 4 of us cheong together that night… everyone was game for it… not wanting to be a spoilsport I agreed to join in. OK lah, to be honest… I was also damn horny because girlfriend also constantly travelling. Then one kaki came up with this whacky idea of all of us going for the same girl, i.e. the four of us taking turns to fuck a chosen ML in consecutive sexxions. Never mind if we had to take our turn to get into the action, my three kakis thought it was a damn perverse and kinky idea to “whack the same holes in the same golf course!”. Surprisingly, there was no argument on the ML choice… complete meeting of minds…
Slutty Sensation got the unanimous vote!
One of my buddies immediately called the joint to make the necessary arrangements… booked her for 4 X 1 hour slots that night… 7 pm, 8 pm, 9 pm & 10 pm! According to him, the recep sounded hesitant over the phone… guess she never encountered such a strange and queer block booking before. But my friend was a damn sweet talker so he managed to assuage her of any doubts. Since I was fatigued by my business trips and being the youngest amongst us (all of us are 36, but only a few months apart nia), my bros were kind enough to let me take the first slot… the three of them
orh-bey-som and then
lom-chomp-pass to determine the “order of battle” after me, hahaha!
After spending the rest of the day running my errands and getting ready for my next trip, I duly arrived at Sleazy Saloon “place of liars” just a little shy of 7 pm. Place was very quiet… my kakis haven’t arrived yet. Since I was the first “tee off”, I proceeded to the room… could hear the recep shouting into the phone “Jessica! (Slutty Sensation’s callsign)… Jessica!... Booking! Room 11!) Prior to that, I made no mention to Slutty Sensation that I was coming. When she came into the room, she was still lamenting that business was very slow that day. I just acted blur. If only she knew that she won’t have a chance to rest her cheebye or close her legs before 11 pm, hahaha! (The recep at this joint does not have the practice of informing the MLs any bookings in the pipeline, so Slutty Sensation had no clue what was in store for her.) Proceeded to play with her and enjoyed her tongue bath on my cock and ass, then banged her shiok shiok… she still told me to try different fuck patterns because she doubted she had any bookings for the rest of a normally quiet Sunday night, so donch need to save energy, wahahaha! I control like siao… donch wanna pichar lobang!
Staggered my way to the lounge after I was done… got a shock seeing my three other kakis already arrived… the fuckers treated the place like their own homes and turned the lounge into a party zone sia… whacking the chicken wings, popiah, banana leaf BBQ seafood, satay and rojak that they brought… macam like staking out at the joint! I figured these cheebye kias must have bribed the recep to create havoc there lah. When they saw me, still let off wolf whistles and punched their fists in the air… KNN, made so much noise. My friend whose turn was next reached out his hand, palm facing upwards… expecting me to slap it like during a tag team changeover in a wrestling match! Then that fucker happily “moon walked” his way to his assigned room… thrusting his groin and gyrating his hips away like a Michael Jackson impersonation... to the rapturous cheers of my other two kakis... only to see him almost tripped over the carpet after that!!!
Shortly after, Slutty Sensation dropped by the lounge briefly to get a drink for my kaki… but me and another kaki were in the loo then, so she didn’t see us… saw only one kaki in the lounge with all the food before him… she just shrugged her shoulders… and had no idea we had staged the 4-hour relay fuck on her. The joint was almost deserted for the rest of the night… only saw a couple of walk-in customers nia. The few MLs on duty were very free… could hear them chatting amongst themselves in their rest areas… the recep & the MLs came to the lounge once in a while to help themselves to the makan. When my kaki was done with Slutty Sensation one hour later, he sprinted to the lounge like Usain Bolt… giving high fives all round and shouting “ole, ole”, macam like he just scored a 3-pointer to seal victory in the last 2 seconds of a basketball match… sibeh animated!... hahaha!
Just then, we heard footsteps and I saw Slutty Sensation walking towards the lounge on the way to dump the used towels and deposit used cups (She was too encumbered by her barang barang and didn’t notice me). All of us immediately lowered our volume… I took the chance to head out of the lounge to clear my phone messages while another kaki went to the loo… leaving only one of my kakis there pretending to watch TV. Cannot let Slutty Sensation see me ah! Come here bonk charboh still have to play hide-and-seek with her after that, hahaha! As I walked past the counter, I could hear the recep calling the girls’ room “Jessica!... Jessica!… Booking! Room 10!”… hahaha!
When I returned, my kaki who remained at the lounge just now told me Slutty Sensation had already started the next sexxion with my second kaki… he said she didn’t suspect anything when she was there moments ago… she merely looked at all the food on the coffee table, smiled at my kaki and went about her business. We continued eating and joking away in the next hour… exchanging laughs on how we bonked Slutty Sensation!... When my kaki came out, that bugger made loud monkey noises and pretending to flex his muscles like some manhunt contest participant, obviously pleased with his performance on Slutty Sensation… farking hilarious!
The other kaki of mine who fucked her just after me was imitating Slutty Sensation’s dirty talk when I fucked her…”啊啊啊!... Jordan, 抱着我紧紧!... 好舒服!.. 好舒服啊啊啊!... 我要!... 我要!... 啊啊啊!... 别停!... 啊啊啊!” (“Ahhh…. Jordan, hug me tight!... Very shiok!... Very shiok ahhh!... I want!... I want!... Ahhh!... Don’t stop!.... Ahhh!”)
Then my last kaki stood up, swinging his arms and loosening his muscles to get ready for his sexxion… mimicking a champion weightlifter on the verge of breaking a world record. I see my chao ah beng friends in their element I laughed like a freaking hyena… then at their urging, I did a backflip like some footballer’s goal celebration, hahaha! (lounge was quite big and got high ceiling)… momentarily lost my balance on landing… had to lean on the wall and hug the pillar for support sia… all four of us laughing damn loudly away like deranged dorkheads… totally gone mental liao.
Thinking back, I believed we were making too much noise for our own good…. because as I turned my face to catch my breath, I saw Slutty Sensation standing right next to me staring down at me, arms crossed and with a poker face expression!!! WTF?!?!
Suddenly all 4 of us just froze in her presence… diam diam liao, eyes popping out, jaws dropping… part in fear, part in embarrassment! Goodness me… When the hell did she appear and how much of what we had said did she overhear!?!? There was an awkward silence for several seconds… it was so deafening anyone present could hear a pin drop! She obviously suspected all four of us incorrigibly perverted cheongster kakis had fixed up banging her in succession that night.