"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me....Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me...."
My past weekend was unfortunately ruined by some physical ailments that prevented me from executing my cheonging plan.
Hwah! Too bad because the day started in the most glorious way I could hope for, hence the title
"The day the Kraken found his match".
Until that point my plan of attack was to pay visit to the Treasure Island of Darkness (TID in short) and then sail to the Mystical Island of Forbidden Fruit (MIFF in short).
To me there are no doubts that the TID is a very special place, Spiritually, Ecumenically, Grammatically
so it was fitting to start from there, and I am glad I did.
Mr.Gibbs (my trusted taxi driver) arranged the coordinates while we sailed to the secret location where I was greeted by an old Pirate Queen of Singapore, proudly sitting at the reception desk, so intent on cracking the code of a crossword puzzle that I could have sneaked easily past the pleasure gates of darkness.
I leave my credentials, and a bag of gold ($70) and requested the legendary services of the most Glamorous Ninja Pirate. I'm told to proceed to locker 15. I walk scanning the dimly lit corridor expecting (hoping) to be attacked by a random voluptuous Pirate Ninja, but disappointingly it didn't happen. As I approach my locker (room), I encroach 2 representatives from the East India Trading Company, wrapped in towels and robes chilling in the TV lounge, I nod, act blur and enter my pleasure dome.
I wait several minutes impatiently sipping on my last gulps of rum (toastbox coffee), fantasizing about beautiful mermaids, creatures of legend and lore.
Then suddenly the door opens, wah lan eh! I almost spill what's left of my beverage. I rarely get awestruck in places like this, but this was one of those rare times.
The sight of the legendary Glamour Ninja Pirate was comparable to when I laid my eyes on the treasure of Cortés, there are no doubts, in my Singapore cheonging log book she is the gem of gems.
Everything about her, the personality, the calculated sexy moves and the sultry voice made my lust-O-meter needle go into overdrive, siah lah she's so damn chio!
As she entered the room she's smiled seductively and told me to shower while she stepped out for a while. I entered the shower and in part because I had showered just before leaving home and part because I didn't want to waste precious time, I was done and dry in the same amount of time that would have made the pit crew of a Formula One team proud!
Once she seductively (again!) invited me to lay face down on the mattress, I obliged....however I could not stop myself from glancing at her curvaceous body reflecting on the mirror. I was so turned on that I didn't even pretend not to look, I made it obvious and she was completely acting the part, by propping her round ass even more prominently for me to contemplate in complete admiration. My kraken was beginning to throb as if it was strapped to a firing cannon. I rarely feel this turned on when I visit HC's, but this time I was totally caught off guard, I mean I had high expectations, but I never really thought of her to be a sensual she-devil with a coquettish voice.
Nabei, screw the massage! I turn around and pull her legs towards me, she acts accordingly saying "oh, you are so strong".....I pull her closer and she literally assaults me with her luscious sexy lips. What followed was one of the most intense frenching moments I had in years....her tongue was like a Braun blender, swirling like it was a propeller. In between the tongue fight she would bite my lower lip, my chin.... and then back glued to my lips...sibeh shiok!!!
From that moment onward it was like an avalanche of lust, layer after layer building up hotter and hotter.
GQ?!! What's that?! A mens magazine? There was not a single shred of doubt regarding what I wanted and I reckon what she wanted too.
Recalling in detail what happened in those moments is rather blurry, but one thing I recall vividly (fark, I even dream about it)......one of the horniest heart attack inducing bbbj's I have had in a looong time. The kraken met it's match, she was really going to town on my didi, swirling her tongue, licking it lollipop style, and finally trying to deep throat it and almost gagging a couple of times.....in a glimpse of lucidity I ease her off telling her to go easy....she released her voracious mouth and looked at me and said (Hwah!! in that incredible coquettish voice of hers) "I have never seen a big one like this"......I answered reassuring her "it's ok, you're amazing".....or something retarded along those lines....obviously those are cliché words that I am sure she rehearses with every cheongster
But seriously....her dirty talk, the mirror her voice and her determination to make this first bonking session memorable, was testing my limits.
My hands were racing all over her body almost like savoring every inch of her soft curves, she would comply to any position I was setting her....all this while she was still sucking my dickie. My hand was reaching her pussy and wah lan...it was WET! I wanted to return the favor and motioned to reach for pussy with my face......just that was enough for her to read my intentions (pure sex genius) and shifted her legs between my face. The view was sublime, we're talking about a smooth, clean shaved at the bottom and well groomed pussy
if that wasn't good enough it also had a fresh clean scent....I was in heaven.....
I decided that was going to be the prelude to my FJ....so I lifted her up and positioned her doggie and started licking her from behind including a good teasing of her ass hole, to which she responded with a surprised voice "you are so naughty, I like it, I want to feel your cock inside me, fark me from behind".....I swear I am not making this up!
She took the condom that was wrapped in a tissue (it got tossed somewhere on the floor during our frenzied sexual combat) and capped me while not missing the opportunity to give me a few blows.....I then lifted her up and did her missionary, first slowly, giving her the chance to take in the kraken from tip to the base, slow and deep.
Her raunchy talk was really like watching a porn video......After about 6-8 minutes in missionary position I asked her what she wanted....she didn't hesitate and with a sultry, horny and decisive tone (I am running out of adjectives) she said "I want you to fark me doggie style".....I flipped her around kneeled behind her and from that point onward I started pumping her like no tomorrow. I was riding her and she was enjoying the action in glancing at the mirror. Both of us were sweating, I could see sweat beading along her back....in a last hurrah before the finale, I begin smacking her ass cheeks one hand at a time....piak...piak!! I can't even begin recalling how much dirty talk she was uttering, she was getting louder and out of control, eventually "baby...I'm cumming"......signal for me to keep pumping a little longer. I could feel her quiver.....real or fake, it felt good. Once she began recovering, a couple minutes later she tells me "baby, I want to ride your cock!".....
And on she mounts me like a little rodeo champ.....I know that in the back of her mind she's probably wondering what time it was, we were going overtime, but I couldn't care less, I was enjoying one of the best rides of the year and I wanted to make it last....eventually I let go and thrusted forcefully until I blasted a fusillade of cannons......
She literally dropped half limp onto me and still managed to plant her lips on mine and murmur "baby....you killed me".....
Both of us were soaking in sweat from the work out......5 minutes break and then we took turns to shower and true testament to her legendary seductive prowess she recomposed herself, retouched her makeup standing naked right in front of me while I was wearing my clothes strutting her curvaceous body and still inviting me to spank her glorious ass....once back into her Pirate Ninja black kimono she grabbed me for a few more seconds of tongue fight!! Farking-unbelivable!
Here's the ratings.....
Name: xxxxxxxxx
Age: told me 25...totally believe it
From: JB
Face/Looks: 8.5/10 ....very pretty, and utterly sexy look with big eyes and that voice!!
Body: 8/10 .....sultry curvaceous body, smooth and fair skin, you just want to lay your hands on her and not let go.
Boobs: 8/10 B cup, martini glass shape....perfect, small nipples
Massage: 7.5/10.....ok, not your strong massage, but who cares, nevertheless it was decent and extremely arousing.
BJ: 9.5/10 bbbj and deep throat!!
FJ: 9.5/10....I would give a 10, but I'll reserve the 1/2 point for next time
GFE/Attitude: 9.5/10....one word....Amazing. The most physical mind bending sex I've had in a long while and definitely at the very top of my 'hall of fame'
RTF: A resounding yes.
[Final Thoughts]
If you read this far, you most likely figured out that I have been irreversibly caught by the powderful spells of the Glamour Ninja Pirate the same way as Bro GR888 lost his sleep for days
This is one precious gem like no other. Having said that, you need to take into account a big dose of matching chemistry.... Case in point is the example of an other Pirate Ninja that I tried which received glowing FR's, but left me rather uninspired and disappointed.
As always.......one man's meat is an other man's poison.