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Old 15-07-2010, 12:03 PM
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Re: My son's teacher

After cleaning up, we sat outside in the living room.

Me: How about my offer? You want to be my girl too?
Janet: What do I get?
Me: I'll give you 2k to spend every month. And I'll get a new place to stay for you two. In return, you'll be my girl - you cannot have other boyfriends. If you get a boyfriend or you don't want to continue, just tell me, and you can get out of the deal. Simple.
Janet: I have a boyfriend now. Do I have to break off with him?

Me: Yes, as long as you're with me, you cannot be with any other guy. And you must keep this arrangement secret, Very simple rules.
Me: If you want to call it off, just let me know. I'm not an unreasonable guy.
Irene: Janet, take the offer and accompany me. You've only just started dating Ryan, so no big deal.

Janet: Hmm, OK.

Irene and I: Great!
Me: I'll go look for a new place.
Me: Irene, Finished counting the bills?

Irene: Yeah. Total is about 21k.
Me: Here's my cheque book. Fill it up to pay each of the banks and I'll sign them.

I calculated that I can afford to spend 10k on these girls every month without any problems. 2k each, plus a new place - probably I'd spend less than 10k a month - and I get 2 fucking hot girls as my mistresses.