Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
One day suddenly the husband has an heart attack. He says before dying, "When I die, dear, cut off my penis and attach to the wall of our bedroom. When you feel like having sex start pumping on it. "He dies and his wife does exactly what he said.
Three of her neighbors come to know about this. They plan to make a hole in the wall and insert their penis from backside.
The first man tries it. As usual the woman starts sucking and pumping on it.
The second man tries it and the same thing happens.
When the third man tries it the woman comes, cuts the penis from the wall with a knife and says, "come on darling we are shifting to another house."
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