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Originally Posted by TonyCheong
Apologies for the delayed telecast of the next installment of "Agents Of S.T.E.A.L.T.H.".
Here are some highlights of episode 2.
Year 2002
CEO, "You're fired SEAJ butoh! All these investments are losing money! I hire Indo Chinese for f*ck!"
SEAJ packs up his stuff and was escorted out of the building by 2 burly security guards.
As he steps out in shame and walk towards Central MTR Station he saw...
Year 2010
oolouis, "Eh brudder when wanna go Changping cheong KTV huh?"
{Phone hangs up...duuuuu}
Person who hung up the call, "KNN this ugly faced cheapskate still has the cheek to jio me?"
Until then,
Stim Lee
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Thanks Sifu tony! So, so very entertaining!
But for the sake of plausibility, please note the following and hopefully you’ll revise before you go on with chapter 3! You want to make it at least a tiny bit believable – no?
You’ve been watching too many Hollywood movies!!!
Only in movies and I guess possibly in the offices of my Western counterparts, yeah they could possibly have “burly security guards…” Errr…not in Asia! I’ve never had anything but gentlemanly parting when I lay anybody off. I guess this is not the case in your trade huh? Also, have you ever seen a “Burly” security guard in Hong Kong? LOL - Yea, think about this!
And to give it an alternative maximum dramatic effect, how about daily late-night Long distance calls over weeks, depicting the tension of negotiations, of trying to figure out something else, when it’s a mutual parting for the good of both the enterprise and the employee?! Me, convincing them that the replacement I hired and trained for over a year was then good enough to do the job. Them… still not sure. Good huh?! And maybe my look of regret and sadness as the office Limo and driver drops me off at home on my final day. Soft pan, screen darkens, and ….. Poof! Really good if I may so myself!
2002, hmmmm….How about let’s make it 2004 when the effect of SARS really bit Hong Kong, or how about 2008 when the world nearly melted. Everything was still hunky-dory in 2002!
And as for Oolouis, you gotta check with him as he was the one who contacted me. Yeah, small point but he may object as the only reason I did agree to meet him (after routinely refusing to meet internet strangers, especially from SBF for years) was our shared “experience” on here with you Stealth agents, Taikors, Taikor wannabes, Clones…. You know, your gang!
And 2010 – way way too early! You know,…. Readers…. They’re gonna be finicky about facts!
But then again….you HAVE done your homework and thorough investigations haven’t you (Woo Hoo – really?), and who knows if I’m just feeding you a line or not – right?
And what happened to Mr. Mystery X? You forgot!!!!
To you too Sifu tony, LMFAO, and thanks for all your effort.
Keep up the good work!
But come on, if you’re gonna be making all this effort – write better, write more complete, make it plausible at least!!
I DOOOOO love a good read!!!
Errr… who’s Stim Lee?
Your nom-de-plume as an author?
SEAJ