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hardrocksg
03-08-2009, 07:29 PM
(PS: I dun think I wan my kids to be commy bastards!!! OMG!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO SIA?!?!)


mate... he doesnt know what is a open forum...he this type of people can only accept praises..give him abit of sticks and he starts to ask about other people family.. he is lucky it is in a forum .. if he does that in the real world... he wont live another day asking about other people parents......that ball less assshit.
Dude, I fully am aware of that:D

Did you see that caption above?
Is it more sinful to be born without a father or that prick that has semen in the brain whom abandoned the child? I guess it was just lucky that its old man had more guts and didn't run off, else he would be a stinky bastard.

And anyone with news, no need to be too highly educated and smart, will know that that "Commy" country world is not to be trifled with financially, economically. Let such "highly educated", "high flyer", "patriotic", "filial" "Loving spouse" and watever other titles that imbecile can confer upon himself rant on......

zapme
07-08-2009, 01:34 PM
Life is short forgive and forget. Hope this tone down the heat.

Memoirs of IMH -(Institute of Mental Health)
> >
> > Record I
> >
> > Patient A: "So how... this book not bad yah?"
> >
> > Patient B: "Yah agree, excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense, sharp and
> > concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art - too
> > many character names to remember!!!"
> >
> > Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you put the telephone book back to the
> > original
> > place?"
> >
> >
> > Record II
> >
> > A doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off, what
> > will
> > happen to you?"
> >
> > Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
> >
> > Doctor: "Hmm.that's normal...so if I were to cut your other ear off, what
> > will happen then?"
> >
> > Patient: "I will not be able to see..."
> >
> > The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"
> > Patient: "Because my spectacles will fall off..."
> >
> >
> >
> > Record III
> >
> > A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to take a
> > peek. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.
> >
> > Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
> >
> > Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself...."
> >
> > Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a
> > letter to himself?)
> >
> > So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"
> >
> > Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the letter, how
> > would I know??"
> >
> >
> > Record IV
> >
> > One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.
> >
> > He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the
> > truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare
> > tyre,
> > he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the
> > bolts out, he started to panic.
> >
> > One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
> >
> > The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he
> > told
> > the patient the whole incident.
> >
> > The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple
> > problem...no
> > wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."
> >
> > Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix
> > it
> > onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing
> > ones, easy as that"
> >
> > The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you
> > here at the IMH?"
> >
> > Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"


Have a nice day

JesusLovesUs
08-08-2009, 12:18 PM
My advice for you..
Go for the rich girl.
Ask the Poor girl to abort the baby..

She can have a better life studying her course.
But of course, if she don't abort,
someday she will come looking for you.

On the other hand..
if you ask the rich girl to abort.
Her family can give you a hard time.

If you marry the rich girl,
you dont have to worry for your children and stuff.
However.. her parents might look down on you because of what the both of you have done.

Your choice.

sggirls
14-08-2009, 09:30 PM
brother, if u look at TS post date was Sep 08. I think by this time both his babies are out!!! haha...................


My advice for you..
Go for the rich girl.
Ask the Poor girl to abort the baby..

She can have a better life studying her course.
But of course, if she don't abort,
someday she will come looking for you.

On the other hand..
if you ask the rich girl to abort.
Her family can give you a hard time.

If you marry the rich girl,
you dont have to worry for your children and stuff.
However.. her parents might look down on you because of what the both of you have done.

Your choice.

1302
15-08-2009, 10:13 AM
Wats dun cunt be undone
Find the best way and the least losses for all parties to resolve this.
If there's a will, there's a way

saintdevil
17-08-2009, 11:35 AM
bro convert to a religion that can have 4 wifes.. and go somewhere else where its legal to marry 2 wifes..

both are your lover, both have your children. both love you enough to marry you..

being frank is the best thing to do.

Chinapuss
17-08-2009, 03:43 PM
If u run away, both gals might decide to abort the babies, u r then commiting the greatest sin ever :mad: and HELL certainly welcums U :D ...Be a man, at least for the sake of ur unborn kids ;)

AsianModel
21-08-2009, 02:55 PM
It's been a year now since TS started this thread and no point replying to this post. The Children would have been born by now.

TNNlover
21-08-2009, 11:08 PM
You are a playboy. If you love them, you would have taken only one. Maybe you are immature and irresponsible and young, which you are.

To me, i don't think you love any one of them. But that's always the case, girls like guys who have nice personalities, and character is secondary.

Imagine tomorrow's your last day on earth, who would u like to see and be with?

Big Sexy
22-08-2009, 03:56 PM
mate.. dont waste your oxygen on him..
it is not worth it.;)

You are a playboy. If you love them, you would have taken only one. Maybe you are immature and irresponsible and young, which you are.

iCoPuLaTe
23-08-2009, 06:15 AM
Reading some pages of swearing/countering..i cannot help but to post... base on this >this is a open forum.. if you post here.. anyone is entitled to give their own opinionreally
Ppl here like got those really study very high ppl. Some post so hard to understand the words & meaning..:confused:
Must be rich & high class managers lvl at least bah,or big 老板.:D