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gamerzz
24-08-2008, 01:44 AM
Well, I have like 2 friends whom are doctors. We were chatting causally when I ask 1 of my friend what he does if he need to see the 'privates' of a female patient.

Being a very truthfull friend, he did admit that while he was younger, it was difficult not to be distracted by a beautiful girl :D but both also confirm that once you start seeing it so often, you'll get numb (plus, you don't get beautiful girls everytime).

Frankly, I do believe what they told me. The reason for this thread is; based on the above, do you believe what doctors in general think? Will you allow your female friends/girlfriend/wife/etc to see a male doc?

I trust my 2 friends :)

toilet$50
24-08-2008, 03:04 AM
Well, I have like 2 friends whom are doctors. We were chatting causally when I ask 1 of my friend what he does if he need to see the 'privates' of a female patient.

Being a very truthfull friend, he did admit that while he was younger, it was difficult not to be distracted by a beautiful girl :D but both also confirm that once you start seeing it so often, you'll get numb (plus, you don't get beautiful girls everytime).

Frankly, I do believe what they told me. The reason for this thread is; based on the above, do you believe what doctors in general think? Will you allow your female friends/girlfriend/wife/etc to see a male doc?

I trust my 2 friends :)

bro i'm DOCTOR:oask your 2friend they're dare to eat soup pig mixed:D

asdfghjkl
24-08-2008, 04:18 AM
dun need be doctor.. everyday see porn until one gets sian! :rolleyes:

Booker
24-08-2008, 12:07 PM
Well.. no offence to any doctor or nurse here.
But I think due to the nature of their job, it won;t take long before they get sian of seeing the privates of male and females. Maybe if just started, will get excited especially if its young or pretty looking lady.
Just like the WLs... after serving so much guys, whats there for them to get excited right...


:D

sakamoto
24-08-2008, 05:49 PM
Well, I have like 2 friends whom are doctors. We were chatting causally when I ask 1 of my friend what he does if he need to see the 'privates' of a female patient.

Being a very truthfull friend, he did admit that while he was younger, it was difficult not to be distracted by a beautiful girl :D but both also confirm that once you start seeing it so often, you'll get numb (plus, you don't get beautiful girls everytime).

Frankly, I do believe what they told me. The reason for this thread is; based on the above, do you believe what doctors in general think? Will you allow your female friends/girlfriend/wife/etc to see a male doc?

I trust my 2 friends :)

your friend, very gentlement, and very professional.

if he in anyway mistouch the girl, if the girl like its ok, if she don like, your friend will b ein deep shit, even might close shop....or worst go court...


thumbs up for your doc friens..;)

gamerzz
24-08-2008, 06:02 PM
Yeah, can you imagine seeing sick people everyday. I think they'll grow tired even if it's miss universe :)

alanthegreat
24-08-2008, 11:36 PM
well.. i dont think the sight of the pussy is any attractive since it is sick down there. imagine all the pus, white, yellow stuffs.. some mayb blisters bla bla..

Seether
24-08-2008, 11:40 PM
yes you will get sick of it. sure the initial few examinations as a student/resident/junior doctor might bring a temporary blood rush to your loins but after a while, you just learn to be professional and move on with it.

it's the same with using words such as penis/vagina/breasts/testicles to your patients, rather than common vernacular that people are used to using (like dick/cock/pussy/etc).

and mind you there are vaginas that look horrendous. I don't even want to go there but it's akin to looking at two slabs of steak, one that is fresh out from the grill with an awesome serve of sides, and another that has been left out in the open for two weeks. as a big lover of steak, even I will cringe when I see the second example of the steak.

King_Kingsley
25-08-2008, 12:06 AM
i guess seeing pussies so often will eventually somehow causes the doc to be numb also :D

i wouldn't mind letting my gf or wife to see a male doc :)

Neighbour
25-08-2008, 12:44 AM
As a doctor, in the right frame of mind & attitudes, you wouldn't be thinking of other things beside treating the patients professionally & ethically preserving patients diginity.

axl22
25-08-2008, 01:44 AM
wonder if your doctors friends are male haha(obviously) i guess. i vote for sin cos...

pt 1 see u sick looking pussies all the time

pt u can see but cannot touched :)

peachtea
25-08-2008, 01:45 AM
they must be professionals!
that's what a job of a doctor, to cure and heal patients

axl22
25-08-2008, 01:45 AM
edited: wonder if your doctors friends are male haha(obviously) i guess. i vote for sin cos...

pt 1 see u sick looking pussies all the time

pt nice ones can bee seemed by cant touch! but cannot touched

Bangster
25-08-2008, 02:08 AM
Now I fully understand why my mom kept nagging me to study hard and play less when I was young.

gottasexu
25-08-2008, 02:12 AM
Now I fully understand why my mom kept nagging me to study hard and play less when I was young.

wahahaha! this is no. 1 reason now!!! should have been a gynaecologist

Bangster
25-08-2008, 02:24 AM
Haha, well you know how parents are.

"You must be a lawyer, or a doctor when you grow up! Or else, you are a good-for-nothing!"

I guessed there are plenty of "good-for-nothings" in this world.

(but actually my previous post was in reply to....erm, the one before mine. hahah)

Anyways, I do not understand why TS chose such a topic to talk on.

Mkampf
28-08-2008, 06:56 AM
bro i'm DOCTOR:oask your 2friend they're dare to eat soup pig mixed:D

Your engrish is too damn pariah to be a loctor lah. :rolleyes:

Angel.Janus
28-08-2008, 10:18 AM
one of my past jobs was in the Operational Theatre... but most of the patients i get in contact with are quite old... first time see a 20yr female patient nude, of cos excited... and surely will jump ahead to see a 22yr old getting breasts implants...

but must act professional when viewing... or kena warning letter... but after a few times, all very common liao... even when touch them (when moving patients) also no reaction liao...

schon1411
28-08-2008, 11:37 AM
Luckly, i am not a doctor.. So i won't get numbed :D

lao_teeko
28-08-2008, 01:32 PM
Your engrish is too damn pariah to be a loctor lah. :rolleyes:

agree bro...

toilet$50
28-08-2008, 01:41 PM
Your engrish is too damn pariah to be a loctor lah. :rolleyes:

Bro can you check all I've posts:)
really damn jia lat:D

toilet$50
28-08-2008, 01:45 PM
agree bro...

i Totally agreed:)

eu6en3
29-08-2008, 11:35 AM
one of my past jobs was in the Operational Theatre... but most of the patients i get in contact with are quite old... first time see a 20yr female patient nude, of cos excited... and surely will jump ahead to see a 22yr old getting breasts implants...

but must act professional when viewing... or kena warning letter... but after a few times, all very common liao... even when touch them (when moving patients) also no reaction liao...

I totally agree with you bro Angel.Janus.
I'm a part time tattoo artist myself, tat also how i met my wife la.:D ( but tat's not the point la) My point is, initially i'll get excited to draw tattoos on the gal's breast, butt or on the private part. But after a few times, all i care is whether am i doing the tattoos well or towards perfection. Nothing should go wrong when i am doin, tat's all i care about now.

Bangster
29-08-2008, 12:12 PM
Wah cool.

Tattooartist...that's one of my childhood ambitions.

But tattoo-ing is quite painful for the client liao....they can't probably be aroused themselves even if you become horny after touching or resting your hands on their nehnehs. So, it's hardly a case of 2 hands clapping to create an ideal situation.

When I was prep-ing for my wedding few years back, I recall overhearing the bridal boutique girl saying to a 50-ish lady(someone's mom-in-law or mom) when she was helping her dress in the changing room,

"aiyah...don't worry lah. I've seen all kinds of sizes and shapes and colours already. Round ones, long ones, pointed ones, big ones, small ones, brown, black, pink. There is nothing I haven't seen before."

At that moment, a great sense of envy ran cruelly through my body...up to my temple...so much so I have to shut my eyes, tilt my head up and frown. I guessed my expression was one of pain, my face must have been crinkled that caught the attention of my wife who then asked,

"Oooi, you stomachache ah?"

Nabei. She never knew. She never knew.. :o

daniely4
30-08-2008, 03:55 AM
Its true, urologist here.

In 2nd year of medical school, was attached to O&G ward. After seeing so many babies come out of vaginas, really does get immune to seeing a pussy. Somehow the hospital setting makes things feel professional.

that said, doesn't mean i lost my libido. Just mean it takes different things to turn me on, like kissing and touching. Plain sight of pussy doesn't excite me at all like it used to.

doctors take the hippocratic oath, so as much as possible we try to keep things professional. but we are also guys, so sometimes it is possible to get turned on by a young SYT, although it has seldom happened. For my female patients, usual procedures I have to do is inserting catheters in to their urethra. Usually I;m just too preoccupied in getting the patient to relax and make the experience comfortable for them, never ever had 'dirty' thoughts during then.

So be reassured its ok to have a male doctor for your gf/wife.

toilet$50
31-08-2008, 02:14 AM
who the frktor Zap my point.........

please la...leave you nick if you"re (guy)i"ll accept:)

Bangster
31-08-2008, 03:34 AM
something came up in my mind...

How does a doctor/urologist/gynaecologist feel when talking to a female patient lying on the hospital bed after seeing her privates?

Oh shit. Im getting boliao also....

daniely4
31-08-2008, 12:46 PM
I have to always explain to the patient what I am doing step by step as I do the procedure. This is to make the patient comfortable and not to 'surprise' her/he. I'm sure you guys may have been warded in the hospital b4, doesn't your doctor talk you through the process?

Of course initially feel weird talking to the patient while I am trying to insert a catheter up her urethra. But it is neccessary and after awhile I get used to it. I am also legally bound to tell her the action I am doing b4 I actually do it, so that I won't get accused of taking advantage and get sued. If patient is uncomfortable, she can stop me b4 i actually carry it out.

anyway, my replies to this thread are late at night or on sunday, so not surfing during office hours hor...dont anyhow accuse.

horny001
31-08-2008, 04:50 PM
any female doctors around here?

Once I went to see my company doctor who is a SYT and she wants to do a examination of my testes (check balls). wah, I panicked and said "no".Skali my bro stand up as she is doing the check and I'll feel paiseh. Maybe watched too much of those Jap AVs..

Maybe next time ask her to check the prostate where she needs to shaft her fingers into the anus to feel around. To be serious, for guys, it is a critical examination to be done once a year. But to let her do it is a added bonus:D

anyone here who has a similar experience?

Redoxan
31-08-2008, 05:08 PM
:eek: scratch head!!

gamerzz
31-08-2008, 05:31 PM
I have to always explain to the patient what I am doing step by step as I do the procedure. This is to make the patient comfortable and not to 'surprise' her/he. I'm sure you guys may have been warded in the hospital b4, doesn't your doctor talk you through the process?

Of course initially feel weird talking to the patient while I am trying to insert a catheter up her urethra. But it is neccessary and after awhile I get used to it. I am also legally bound to tell her the action I am doing b4 I actually do it, so that I won't get accused of taking advantage and get sued. If patient is uncomfortable, she can stop me b4 i actually carry it out.

anyway, my replies to this thread are late at night or on sunday, so not surfing during office hours hor...dont anyhow accuse.

My friends are male of course. At the end of the day, whatever human part, it's still a piece of human part and that doesn't change even if the face is good looking ;)

zaks
31-08-2008, 05:39 PM
My good friend is a gynaecologist.... and he said that he gets tired of smelling smelly pussies that he'd marry the one that doesn't smell... the smell gets so bad sometimes that he can even smell it even when he has the mask on... and sometimes quite a few times actually he gets patients with toilet paper stuck on their pubic hair... and of course the pubic hair...it's like welcome to the jungle!!!.....HAHAHAHA!!!!:D

gamerzz
05-09-2008, 11:37 PM
Yucks, feel like vomitting

cpcheongster
05-09-2008, 11:44 PM
some call it perks of the job, some call it job hazard. depends how u see it.:rolleyes:

thunter
06-09-2008, 12:21 AM
surely the doc will feel a rush of adrenaline if a pretty SYT model walks into the consultation room and then get to see her naked... woo hoo, strike lottery today!

Bangster
06-09-2008, 02:56 AM
My good friend is a gynaecologist.... the smell gets so bad sometimes that he can even smell it even when he has the mask on... and sometimes quite a few times actually he gets patients with toilet paper stuck on their pubic hair... and of course the pubic hair...it's like welcome to the jungle!!!.....HAHAHAHA!!!!:D

In the first place, why your friend chose to study gynaecology leh? Hoping to see lotsa sexy cheebyes right?

Hahha in the end, plan backfired huh? Ever got deadly toxic fumes coming out from the ccb or not?

wah that one must evacuate room and wear space suit to re-check..:eek:

daniely4
06-09-2008, 04:21 AM
I'm abit clueless as to why I am being zapped. wasn't this thread asking for what doctor's think. So I don't see whats wrong with coming forward.

Comments by zappers: doctor shouldnt be posting FR.
doctor or not, if cheong, why can't post FR? nothing illegal done, no confidentiality breached.

2nd comment: scan your degree and post here.
weird, why would I want to lie about it? So if i say i police here, have to show badge? If engineer, have to show you my professional registration?
lol, if u really want to trace, go to SMC website and search my name, not many urologist with name daniel. And u may be surprised that I'm your doctor. although u probably wish not to see me. I see EDs and STDs quite often.

quite bemused at being zapped, cause i thought the purpose of this thread is to talk cock, share information.

In any case, I guess u are entitled to your own opinions. The real reason behind why you zap me, only u know.

suar
06-09-2008, 04:36 AM
yo doctor bros, juz dont care bout being zap or not, wat important is dat u guys share your knowledge here. there r oso old birds with very few points here n they dont care bout it even.

points to note: i wouldnt bring my pretty fb to c da doctors! hahaha....:D

thunter
06-09-2008, 11:45 AM
wah, have doctor in the house! hope you will contribute in the health matters forum. then bros here will sure up your points de.

yang punk
06-09-2008, 12:11 PM
I'm abit clueless as to why I am being zapped. wasn't this thread asking for what doctor's think. So I don't see whats wrong with coming forward.

Hi Doc

Surely as a well educated professional...you can see the reason why sammyboss here introduce this points system...Its hilarous to see some people get so carried away trying to score points! :D Like as if they can go Geylang to exchange points for free fucks!

j0n`_8
06-09-2008, 02:45 PM
my friend is a doctor as well and he said when a woman comes to see you it means she is sick and if it's something wrong with her private it mostly wouldn't be a nice sight in the first place!

he said there are cases where there's nothing wrong and the gal is pretty and wears g-string! but well, it's just 1 in 15 cases?

he said, have you thought before that they get to see old woman too? haha

hellyea!
06-09-2008, 07:02 PM
haha! old woman, they do not have the mood of cos

desk13
06-09-2008, 11:24 PM
Side track abit, how about breast doctor? I believed it's more interesting, right?

gamerzz
07-09-2008, 02:14 AM
Side track abit, how about breast doctor? I believed it's more interesting, right?

Huh, is there even such a doctor in the 1st place? :confused:

bhappi
07-09-2008, 02:34 AM
Huh, is there even such a doctor in the 1st place? :confused:

Are you a doctor?

Bangster
07-09-2008, 02:41 AM
Side track abit, how about breast doctor? I believed it's more interesting, right?

A breast doctor, is also known as "Male Human Being".

I am a breast doctor. PhD, ABC, Xyz.

I am an expert in breasts problem. Got many female patients come see me.:D

lightning
07-09-2008, 04:58 AM
bro i'm DOCTOR:oask your 2friend they're dare to eat soup pig mixed:D

Now this is a good one :D LOL

ichigo_ichie
07-09-2008, 01:57 PM
sorry, side track a bit :p

last time a female friend learnt TCM (traditional chinese medicine), so she was trying pulse reading on me when I was having a hard on... :p then she commented "seems like ur bladder full, do u need to go toilet?"... luckily she misread, or she knows but dun say out.. haha

toilet$50
08-09-2008, 01:32 AM
Now this is a good one :D LOL

Thanks Bro,Only you know/read/understand my singlish:p

Thanks again:)

gamerzz
10-09-2008, 11:49 PM
sorry, side track a bit :p

last time a female friend learnt TCM (traditional chinese medicine), so she was trying pulse reading on me when I was having a hard on... :p then she commented "seems like ur bladder full, do u need to go toilet?"... luckily she misread, or she knows but dun say out.. haha

Man, you had a hardon by looking at your friend? :confused:

Cheonging101
11-09-2008, 03:24 PM
doctors take the hippocratic oath.

Bro, I took the Hypocritic Oath!:p

Patient: Doctor, look at my pussy... it gets wet very often... Hey! Are you staring?!
Doctor: Huh? What? Of course not! I'm a professional! This may take a couple of minutes while I whip out my Nokia N95 and my er... apparatus...

:D

Cheonging101
11-09-2008, 03:34 PM
Huh, is there even such a doctor in the 1st place? :confused:

Yes, there are!

Breast specialists are called "mammologists".:D

limpehlimpeh
12-09-2008, 12:30 AM
... once you start seeing it so often, you'll get numb (plus, you don't get beautiful girls everytime).

Frankly, I do believe what they told me. The reason for this thread is; based on the above, do you believe what doctors in general think? Will you allow your female friends/girlfriend/wife/etc to see a male doc?

I trust my 2 friends :)

bro TS, personally I would say most doctors would have their basic ethic and professionalism of being a doctors, beside they have been exposed to many to these female patient, which would make them numb. I think they can be trusted in general. As for me I would surely trust my family doctors.

Bangster
12-09-2008, 01:03 AM
Trust.

A simple 5 lettered word.

Can trigger off alot of things you know?

Apistogamma
12-09-2008, 04:27 PM
Bro can you check all I've posts:)
really damn jia lat:D

I have gone through all your posts and the verdict is: Your english indeed sucks!! Horrible standard for a doctor.

Bangster
12-09-2008, 06:02 PM
Can't be a western medical doctor with this type of English standard.

Maybe a bomoh.

Or even a PRC fake doctor who wishes to pass off as a western med doc. hehee

cotonou
12-09-2008, 07:44 PM
Side track abit, how about breast doctor? I believed it's more interesting, right?

Bro, breast doctors (specialist) see breast cancer patients.
Donno whether that is more interesting or not though.....

superchevy
12-09-2008, 09:14 PM
Can't be a western medical doctor with this type of English standard.

Maybe a bomoh.

Or even a PRC fake doctor who wishes to pass off as a western med doc. hehee

yes man bro up you for good comment cheers.:)

gamerzz
12-09-2008, 10:24 PM
Bro, breast doctors (specialist) see breast cancer patients.
Donno whether that is more interesting or not though.....

Don't think that's going to be fun, especially when the condition can be life threatening.

havana
12-09-2008, 10:38 PM
Can't be a western medical doctor with this type of English standard.

Maybe a bomoh.

Or even a PRC fake doctor who wishes to pass off as a western med doc. hehee

I think he is a .......VET:rolleyes:

EtherC
13-09-2008, 12:56 AM
You're prejudiced against vets. They would have at the very least passed Cambridge A levels and the University English modules(if they sucked at the language, which is a rarity) . Frankly I don't think the poseur "loctor" even managed a PSLE pass. Not elitism just an honest opinion. :D

I think he is a .......VET:rolleyes:

gamerzz
17-09-2008, 11:24 PM
Hey, most of my medical friends (including vets) can easily start off with a 100K PA pay package right after medical school ;)

angie II
17-09-2008, 11:41 PM
dun need be doctor.. everyday see porn until one gets sian! :rolleyes:

fwah say! zhuge liang... farking agree :rolleyes:

As a doctor, in the right frame of mind & attitudes, you wouldn't be thinking of other things beside treating the patients professionally & ethically preserving patients diginity.

agree bud not after he becums a samster n fully indulges in the wide ranges of entertainment n services available here :rolleyes:

Sirrus
18-09-2008, 04:32 AM
Haha, well you know how parents are.

"You must be a lawyer, or a doctor when you grow up! Or else, you are a good-for-nothing!"

I guessed there are plenty of "good-for-nothings" in this world.

(but actually my previous post was in reply to....erm, the one before mine. hahah)

Anyways, I do not understand why TS chose such a topic to talk on.

now that is why we have students in SG jumping off building because they scored 99 instead of a 100....nice way of teaching children...man dont u love it?

"HAR? 99 only ar?"
*grabs cane and whip son/daughter backside till jialat jialat (whip like a rapist in wong jing's movie)*

"next time u dare to not score 100 then u dont come home liao"

The child: "o shit never score 100 again? this time 99 again...tonight sleep where sia"
*Goodbye daddy, mummy, jumps off building while wearing sch uniform*

-yf-
18-09-2008, 11:18 AM
better not. :)

gamerzz
18-09-2008, 11:04 PM
fwah say! zhuge liang... farking agree :rolleyes:



agree bud not after he becums a samster n fully indulges in the wide ranges of entertainment n services available here :rolleyes:

:eek:, you mean there're doctors in here? :rolleyes:

latebloomer
19-09-2008, 10:08 AM
Why not?
Doctors are human beings also, with the same desires and hangups as you and me.
I'm sure there are also teachers, lawyers, managers, government officers in here.

gamerzz
19-09-2008, 11:57 PM
Why not?
Doctors are human beings also, with the same desires and hangups as you and me.
I'm sure there are also teachers, lawyers, managers, government officers in here.

Hmmm....that got me thinking. Since this's not a 'naughty' thread, any doctors in here to post their views if this is true? :)

roary909
20-09-2008, 07:25 AM
Imagine this for training of male doctors. They have 2 electrodes wired to their penis and the electrodes are connected to 5 big 24V dc batteries in series.

Then naked sexy female models are paraded in front of them. Whenever they get an erection, an electrical current zaps through them. :p

After this kind of training, see Ms Universe naked also cannot stand already. :D

Electrotherapy. :D

gamerzz
21-09-2008, 10:24 PM
Imagine this for training of male doctors. They have 2 electrodes wired to their penis and the electrodes are connected to 5 big 24V dc batteries in series.

Then naked sexy female models are paraded in front of them. Whenever they get an erection, an electrical current zaps through them. :p

After this kind of training, see Ms Universe naked also cannot stand already. :D

Electrotherapy. :D

Hahaa! Your analogy's funny :D

gamerzz
22-09-2008, 10:29 PM
Anymore stories from anyone?

latebloomer
24-09-2008, 10:19 AM
Why not?
Doctors are human beings also, with the same desires and hangups as you and me.
I'm sure there are also teachers, lawyers, managers, government officers in here.

Somebody zapped me for this statement.
His comment: dun talk nonsense.
And of course he didn't leave his nick.
I'm not upset, just curious.
Why is what I said nonsense??
Hmmm...

gamerzz
24-09-2008, 11:07 PM
Hmm, maybe we should suggest that zapping be known. I know of some forums that does that :)

gamerzz
28-09-2008, 12:44 AM
Keep this going :D. Since there're not many doctors in here, any female patients? :D