Do you remember your first ejaculation? [FUNNY SECTION]

[Funnyguy94]

Do you remember your first ejaculation?

My was when I was 12. Was googling boobs ( that time was yahoo on dialled up internet) after a school day when no one was home.

Dunno why Started to stroke myself (instinct?) and found it shiok.
After a while, liquid shoot out and I thought it was pee. Hurried go find tissue to clean. The whole day was worried that will have pee smell in the room.

Only later that year during sex Ed class then realised it was cum
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[Cheesebeast]

Back when i was 14, borrowed my dad's laptop to do "homework" online. Late into the night, when family was asleep, watched a striptease video by my childhood idol kates playground.

My dick was already rock hard and i was stroking it gently. Suddenly felt a nice sensation and my pants were wet. Went to toilet to wash it off. After that no mood to watch anymore 😂

After that day, i wanted that sensation everyday. Only learned what i did was masturbation quite sometime later when overhearing my friends conversation in school.

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[naan1974]

Mine was during my P4, I was watching wonder woman ( casted be Lynda Carter, only uncle will know her )
every time I watched her neh neh I will played with my erected cock head instinctively, and
the first I orgasmed with cum, I shivered from body to toes. it was so diluted I thought I it was pee too.
I felt so guilty like I had done something very shameful , I stop watching wonder woman for a week because
I though she was the cause , well of course she was the cause

[NightProwler]

Maybe Bros may find it weird or unbelievable but mine happened when I was in Primary 3! :D

I remember I had a sudden recollection of the medical check up in Primary 2 when the Nurse ask me to pull my foreskin back (I wonder if they still have these checks now?) I was not doing it properly so she helped me. All I remember was she is a young nurse and I kind of had a shiver-y feeling when she pulled my skin back a few times. Fast forward 1 year later, I was seating on the sofa at home, mummy having her afternoon nap and I was fresh after morning session school, I took out my little fellow (little back then) and started doing what the nurse did, I felt good as well especially whenever I think of the nurse touching me, than naturally my little brother started turning hard and before I know it, I got a trembling good feeling but of course there was no sperm than, not even liquid, just a few good feeling! :p

I even went back to my class and share it with 2 Malay and 1 Chinese Male Class mates and 2 of them went back to try and came back to me with good review! Hahaha...I wonder if they remember me??

Of course, very much later, in Primary 6, one day, liquid and whitish things start coming out, albeit little but it was there. Scare the shxt out of me!! I even consulted my Mum! (yes, at that age, you go to your mum when you are shxt pants scared) She told me if I continue touching myself, my dicky will fall off!! That is the problem when we did not have internet!! However, temptation was too great to resist although I reduce my frequency, I was still going for it every once or twice a week than, only much later in the year, as we all grow up did the word Sperm came into our puberty minds among class mates and that was when there was no turning back!! I still beat my brother daily now...my five girlfriends (index, middle, third, fourth and thumbelina) have always been my most loyal companion, they never betray me and plus the power of the mind, I have "made love" and gotten BJs from some of the most gorgeous women in the world! ;)

[daring70]

wah lynda carter .... she was damn big man :)

Mine was during my P4, I was watching wonder woman ( casted be Lynda Carter, only uncle will know her )
every time I watched her neh neh I will played with my erected cock head instinctively, and
the first I orgasmed with cum, I shivered from body to toes. it was so diluted I thought I it was pee too.
I felt so guilty like I had done something very shameful , I stop watching wonder woman for a week because
I though she was the cause , well of course she was the cause

[Funnyguy94]

Maybe Bros may find it weird or unbelievable but mine happened when I was in Primary 3! :D

I remember I had a sudden recollection of the medical check up in Primary 2 when the Nurse ask me to pull my foreskin back (I wonder if they still have these checks now?) I was not doing it properly so she helped me. All I remember was she is a young nurse and I kind of had a shiver-y feeling when she pulled my skin back a few times. Fast forward 1 year later, I was seating on the sofa at home, mummy having her afternoon nap and I was fresh after morning session school, I took out my little fellow (little back then) and started doing what the nurse did, I felt good as well especially whenever I think of the nurse touching me, than naturally my little brother started turning hard and before I know it, I got a trembling good feeling but of course there was no sperm than, not even liquid, just a few good feeling! :p

I even went back to my class and share it with 2 Malay and 1 Chinese Male Class mates and 2 of them went back to try and came back to me with good review! Hahaha...I wonder if they remember me??

Of course, very much later, in Primary 6, one day, liquid and whitish things start coming out, albeit little but it was there. Scare the shxt out of me!! I even consulted my Mum! (yes, at that age, you go to your mum when you are shxt pants scared) She told me if I continue touching myself, my dicky will fall off!! That is the problem when we did not have internet!! However, temptation was too great to resist although I reduce my frequency, I was still going for it every once or twice a week than, only much later in the year, as we all grow up did the word Sperm came into our puberty minds among class mates and that was when there was no turning back!! I still beat my brother daily now...my five girlfriends (index, middle, third, fourth and thumbelina) have always been my most loyal companion, they never betray me and plus the power of the mind, I have "made love" and gotten BJs from some of the most gorgeous women in the world! ;)

Warh the nurse allowed to touch ah?

[NightProwler]

Warh the nurse allowed to touch ah?

Can leh Bro. Maybe because we were just 8years old than and I was really struggling. I heard if cannot pull back must circumcised (than we call it "cut gugu bird" :eek:) I was scared and was struggling (luckily she help me), once she touch me it felt good...haha felt calm also. Thats why the moment was memorable and I reenacted it a year later :p

Most importantly, thanks to her yanking the foreskin back for me, I did not have to go for my "cut gu gu bird" :D

[Andyly]

I was 11 or 12 years old, did not discover porn yet. Was waiting for my mom at the hair salon and i picked up a women's magazine. Just quickly reading through and found an article teaching you how to masturbate. Next day, tried it during my bath.

Women's magazines.... worse than porn

[ibanezjem555]

Those women's magazine.. all kinds of lup sup articles.. how to get the Big O, how to please your man in bed, all night long .. but read already, in bed still like dead fish... a case of `on paper talk army' !

[danilov]

Those women's magazine.. all kinds of lup sup articles.. how to get the Big O, how to please your man in bed, all night long .. but read already, in bed still like dead fish... a case of `on paper talk army' !

Cosmopolitan ... :D if I recall correctly, it was banned in Singapore? Nowadays there's "worse" stuff on the internet and forums like this.

[xiasangju]

Back when i was 14, borrowed my dad's laptop to do "homework" online. Late into the night, when family was asleep, watched a striptease video by my childhood idol kates playground.

My dick was already rock hard and i was stroking it gently. Suddenly felt a nice sensation and my pants were wet. Went to toilet to wash it off. After that no mood to watch anymore 😂

After that day, i wanted that sensation everyday. Only learned what i did was masturbation quite sometime later when overhearing my friends conversation in school.

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Omg she was my favourite too!!

[bbbonenett]

Back when i was 14, borrowed my dad's laptop to do "homework" online. Late into the night, when family was asleep, watched a striptease video by my childhood idol kates playground.

My dick was already rock hard and i was stroking it gently. Suddenly felt a nice sensation and my pants were wet. Went to toilet to wash it off. After that no mood to watch anymore 😂

After that day, i wanted that sensation everyday. Only learned what i did was masturbation quite sometime later when overhearing my friends conversation in school.

245707245708245709 The background music of the video I watched was rap music, do you know the name of this song?