How many shot are there in one life time??

[gtheam]

When I was much much younger my classmate whose father was a doctor, told the class that we have 5000 shots in our life time so use it wisely. It is true?

Advise : Dont waste you bullet use wisely and dont misfired.

[no_faith]

:confused: :confused:

[block11]

any doctors or medical students around? :D

[Seether]

you sure he didn't get confused with the number of ovums/eggs a female has?

because if it's 5000, you should be running dry when you're a sexually healthy 80 year old.

but that isn't the case because the manufacturing of semen is a lifelong process. till the day YOU DIE, in fact. unless, God forbid, something happens to you that causes it to be otherwise.

[[S]otong]

lol.. i tot sch holidays already over???

[Clit_LickeR]

When I was much much younger my classmate whose father was a doctor, told the class that we have 5000 shots in our life time so use it wisely.
Then i must be 'ON CREDIT'......
No wonder... at times dun want it to shoot in my GF mouth (cos she dun like it) it refused to follow my order... it just... CIM..! :D the manufacturing of semen is a lifelong process. till the day YOU DIE, in fact. unless, God forbid, something happens to you that causes it to be otherwise.
Yes, you are rite bro. i got a friend living with ONE ball...! till now he still can shoot leh... lolotong;2112721']lol.. i tot sch holidays already over???
Aiya.... he pontang or school drop-out lah... :D

[The Great Him]

Holy crap! That means I am impotent already! :eek: Wait does self service handjobs count? If not I am still safe. :D

[Seether]

yes. ejaculation via masturbation is the same as ejaculation via intercourse. so yes, it would count. :D

[Condom Man]

Never heard about this before but presuming one's active sex life is from 15-yr-old to 65-yr-old = 50 years.

Mathematic calculation :

5000 times / 50 years = 100 per year

365 days / 100 times = 3.65 days.

On average of 1 shot per every 3 - 4 days. Still more than what I am having now. :o

[Not Free]

Bro, a simple mathematics can tell whether it is true..

If one day one round = 365 shot per year, you can only last 13.7 years.

or last frequent bonking of 2 day 1 round you will run dry after 28years of bonking.

In general I believe most bro would start HJ as early as 15 yo. In that case by the age of 43 you would shoot blank or cannot shoot? sound not so right:confused:

Is it logical? Any medical personal want to verfiy the statement?

[The Great Him]

yes. ejaculation via masturbation is the same as ejaculation via intercourse. so yes, it would count. :D

NoooooooOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!! :eek: That means I am now imponent! No shots left! Help! Help! Not having a really nice day now! Wait! I want a second opinion!

[yinyang]

...Then i must be 'ON CREDIT'......
...Holy crap! That means I am impotent already!
Err, never counted (or saved).. but think I'm on serious deficit here. Can extend life saving credit line bo?:p Pay good interest:p

[Seether]

NoooooooOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!! :eek: That means I am now imponent! No shots left! Help! Help! Not having a really nice day now! Wait! I want a second opinion!

impotent = inability to get and/or maintain an erection. nothing to do with how many times one can ejaculate. no correlation between inability to ejaculate and impotency either. heh. :D

[The Great Him]

Actually 5000 shots divided by 365 days means can fuck or self service hand job once a day for 13-14 years. :rolleyes:

So not really that bad unless you are like me self service very often during the teenage years! I am soooo fucked! :eek: Looks like its shooting blanks from here on.

[The Great Him]

impotent = inability to get and/or maintain an erection. nothing to do with how many times one can ejaculate. no correlation between inability to ejaculate and impotency either. heh. :D

Yiiiipppeeeee! Thank you Dr Seether for the second opinion! Now I am having a really nice day again! :D

[Seether]

Yiiiipppeeeee! Thank you Dr Seether for the second opinion! Now I am having a really nice day again! :D

call me stupid, but did you actually believed in what that bloke said about ejaculation and 5000 times?! please say you didn't.... because that's on par with saying that you believe in the existence of Father Christmas.

[sibaysong4u]

If you PCC since 14yrs to 60 yrs old everyday, thats workout to be 46 x 365 = 16790 of Siao u CHOOT:eek: .....more than 5000times:D

[beck7777]

Must be school re-open not much homework... :rolleyes:

Anyway, who counts? :confused:

[pfingo]

5000 divide by 365 days assume u everyday piak piak...about 13+ years only :(

[cupid128]

When I was much much younger my classmate whose father was a doctor, told the class that we have 5000 shots in our life time so use it wisely. It is true?

Advise : Dont waste you bullet use wisely and dont misfired.


Wah lau liddat also can lie here meh, doctor tell class this, what a load of bull ... too little number of shots for some people in SBF maybe ..
Got some 7 shots a day leh .... but of course not everyday

[Castrol]

5000 divide by 365 days assume u everyday piak piak...about 13+ years only :(

if you piak piak everyday, after 13 years you also sian already lah. :D

[WRX_STI]

if you piak piak everyday, after 13 years you also sian already lah. :D
speaking from experience ah bro? :D

[Big Sexy]

Here's a thought...... Don;t believe everything you hear....;)

we have 5000 shots in our life time so use it wisely. It is true?

[The Great Him]

call me stupid, but did you actually believed in what that bloke said about ejaculation and 5000 times?! please say you didn't.... because that's on par with saying that you believe in the existence of Father Christmas.

Hell no. Just that it was a spot of fun too good to resist. Besides, we all know that Father Xmas is a commercial icon. Now the Xmas Lion who eats all the bad little kiddies is REAL! :D

[sexytoy.com.sg]

if you piak piak everyday, after 13 years you also sian already lah. :D


That means a gigolo sex life span = 13 years only Haha

[Prisoner]

I believed there is no definite answer to your question. How many shot are there in one life time very much depending on your own body machanism and it varies from person to person. One thing for sure, it has been enhanced or prolonged with the invention of VIAGRA. :)

[bbbfetish]

if every1 only have 5000 shots, i think nw alot of bro all cannot make it already... any bro know hw to replenish our sperm ASAP....it seems that my arms are getting low... hard to recover

[KingEros]

Here's a thought ... Don't believe everything you hear ...
That's the first smart thing that's written on this thread so far ... :rolleyes:

That aside, let's take this dumb question in the full context ... by assuming that there is indeed a 5000-shot cap in one's life-time.
But what exactly is the point of rejecting a good fuck (or even a good wank) & conserving your armies ... for rainy days?? Then, what exactly are these rainy days?? To be able to have balls full of armies during your sunset days ... to impress the wrinkled ladies you are expected to be fucking during that stage in your life??

Take another comparison, you save every penny you earn ... so as to retire at 40 or 45, after which you intend to spend them like no tomorrow.
What happens if you meet with an accident & end up paralysed & cannot party anymore? What happens if you meet with an accident & die??
I guess your saved pennies will probably be passed on to your loved ones for their use ... but the armies you conserved cannot be passed on leh. :eek:

Yes, yes ... by now you should have no problems identifying my allegiance to the schools of "今朝有酒今朝醉" & "不需天长地久,只要曾经拥有".

[Gentle Beast]

5.000 shots in a lifetime? That means we need to have a 'financial planning' for our fucks. I have a feeling I have overdrawn my account.. shit,:eek:

[qw2op]

When I was much much younger my classmate whose father was a doctor, told the class that we have 5000 shots in our life time so use it wisely. It is true?
how u achieved ze figure 5000? ... y nt 1001?

can u go back n ask ur teacher 4 ze formula 2 calc dis n den share wif us here? :D

[MMM88]

When I was much much younger my classmate whose father was a doctor, told the class that we have 5000 shots in our life time so use it wisely. It is true?

Advise : Dont waste you bullet use wisely and dont misfired.



HALO.......did he says 50000 shots or 500000 shots or even 5 million shots ...???
wow piang 5000 shots is jus toooo "few" lah ......dun tell me u so naive to believe meh....go bk to ur books lah ....:rolleyes:

[Mantasman]

HALO.......did he says 50000 shots or 500000 shots or even 5 million shots ...???
wow piang 5000 shots is jus toooo "few" lah ......dun tell me u so naive to believe meh....go bk to ur books lah ....:rolleyes:

Haha, I think it is too few for samsters but too much for ordinary citizens .... :D