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wisecity
01-05-2007, 06:38 PM
bro,

wud like to know is there any bros masturbate in a plane during the flight? especially after seeing those pretty air stewardess....:D

no_faith
01-05-2007, 06:43 PM
air stewardress nowadays pretty meh?
SQ - sad story lah
budget airline - sad story too.
TG - sad story too

maybe u can quote sum airline that have swee stewardress?

i watch movie, play game, slp.
only sumtime will be alerted when they bent down loh:D

Rof|maoxz
01-05-2007, 08:09 PM
air stewardress nowadays pretty meh?
SQ - sad story lah
budget airline - sad story too.
TG - sad story too

maybe u can quote sum airline that have swee stewardress?

i watch movie, play game, slp.
only sumtime will be alerted when they bent down loh

Thai-Airways and Lufthansa, and of course Japan Airlines and ANA. :p

SQ really sux, just taken it today. And Those budget airlines really use gers with a discounted look. :D

UNinspired
01-05-2007, 08:21 PM
Stewardess now got no standard one loo.. They no longer QC for looks ler..

shawn
01-05-2007, 08:42 PM
bro,

wud like to know is there any bros masturbate in a plane during the flight? especially after seeing those pretty air stewardess....:D
I wouldn't do so if i were u (if u did that).

suay suay midway thru... there's a strong turbulence and ........... god bless u. :p

turtleking
01-05-2007, 08:45 PM
Wah phiang, see pretty girl must PCC, if walk along Orchard Rd then how. :rolleyes:

dominion
01-05-2007, 09:01 PM
suay suay midway thru... there's a strong turbulence and .

come out cum is all over your own face :D

but ppl masturbate anywhere wan la... need to start a thread on this meh? i hear/see/read ppl do on plane/bus/toilet/cinema/classroom/office etc etc.. everywhere also got ppl masturbate b4

plman2002
01-05-2007, 09:38 PM
Thai-Airways and Lufthansa, and of course Japan Airlines and ANA. :p

SQ really sux, just taken it today. And Those budget airlines really use gers with a discounted look. :D

Thai Airways ~~ so so. One's man meat is another man's posion lah. The "wai" actually push up thier beauty a bit higher.

Lufthansa ~~ Big size leh. But they do really have beautiful blue eyes.

JAL ~~ Mostly obasan lah. hehehe

ANA ~~ Kawaii babes. yeah yeah yeah!!!

SQ ~~ The newer ones are not so pretty lah. Look for the older ones lah. Those at least in green or red kebaya one. These are the ones got QC in the past one. Should be gam for u mah. MILF leh. hehehe

icecum
01-05-2007, 09:40 PM
Stewardess now got no standard one loo.. They no longer QC for looks ler..

yeah lor i nowdays airstewardess got not much standar lor

Wah phiang, see pretty girl must PCC, if walk along Orchard Rd then how. :rolleyes:

haha what a joke ;)

shawn
01-05-2007, 10:14 PM
come out cum is all over your own face
cum on face still okay, but if the turbulence so strong till u get thrown u around in the toilet. Good luck to yr didi :eek:

but ppl masturbate anywhere wan la... need to start a thread on this meh? i hear/see/read ppl do on plane/bus/toilet/cinema/classroom/office etc etc.. everywhere also got ppl masturbate b4
Bro... So where is your favourite place to pcc? bus or kopi tiam toilet? :D

sibaysong4u
01-05-2007, 10:16 PM
Fly to Thailand aready worried got enough sperm anot!Where got time to PCC in the plane:mad:

geylangbonker
01-05-2007, 10:21 PM
example of sia gal....wonder u will masterbate if u see her in this kind of standard...?:cool:


http://photos.friendster.com/photos/21/64/40474612/789240628l.jpg
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/21/64/40474612/149275451l.jpg

sextillyoudrop
01-05-2007, 11:58 PM
bro,

wud like to know is there any bros masturbate in a plane during the flight? especially after seeing those pretty air stewardess....:D

how about getting caught on plane , get locked up by airport security...and your wife come and see u?:rolleyes:

EricssonMan
02-05-2007, 12:33 AM
Unless there's a chio bu to do HJ, it's damn tough to have a hardon in the plane

JJjumper
02-05-2007, 01:01 AM
Fly to Thailand aready worried got enough sperm anot!Where got time to PCC in the plane:mad:

come back also worried got enough bullet for OC hor? where got time!!

nobodyid
02-05-2007, 01:36 AM
wow.. http://photos.friendster.com/photos/...149275451l.jpg is redy to give a blow..

kewlest
02-05-2007, 01:46 AM
SQ ~~ The newer ones are not so pretty lah. Look for the older ones lah. Those at least in green or red kebaya one. These are the ones got QC in the past one. Should be gam for u mah. MILF leh. hehehe

so true!

the more senior ones are better looking

recently took SQ and while boarding the plane at T1, one of the senior stewardess bent forward to help an elderly lady in front of me pick up something

the view is ... PRICELESS :D


Ok back on topic .... anyone has their partner masturbate or bonk you in the plane before?

Ahh_Boi
02-05-2007, 01:59 AM
Budget airline stewardress

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n48/localfriendster/CA4XKPWR.jpg

Ssssssshhh. ~~ Don't laugh too loud...

you might wake her up.. ~!!! :D

MMM88
02-05-2007, 02:07 AM
have tried in the airports toilets....but neber on an aeroplane
hmmmm.....mayb t next time ...;)

meatboy
02-05-2007, 02:18 AM
Should be quite exciting and daring to try out that on a plane.
But make sure no sound cos there are still pple queuing outside yur door !

barang2
02-05-2007, 04:13 AM
Budget airline stewardress

Ssssssshhh. ~~ Don't laugh too loud...

you might wake her up.. ~!!! :D

Wah, I think airlines must teach their crew how to sleep properly also ...

ericb288
02-05-2007, 06:47 AM
What about these 2 SQ stewadress?



http://www.sggirls.com/sg_photo_display.php?photo_id=154354

http://www.sggirls.com/sg_photo_display.php?photo_id=176067

l Y l
02-05-2007, 07:02 AM
What about these 2 SQ stewadress?



http://www.sggirls.com/sg_photo_display.php?photo_id=154354

http://www.sggirls.com/sg_photo_display.php?photo_id=176067

But are theyr really SQ gals, boobs big, but face donno leh ...

poorman4sex
02-05-2007, 10:09 AM
you PCC in the airplane toilet... when you eject... they also eject you out of the plane~:D

Rof|maoxz
02-05-2007, 10:10 AM
Thai Airways ~~ so so. One's man meat is another man's posion lah. The "wai" actually push up thier beauty a bit higher.

Lufthansa ~~ Big size leh. But they do really have beautiful blue eyes.

JAL ~~ Mostly obasan lah. hehehe

ANA ~~ Kawaii babes. yeah yeah yeah!!!

SQ ~~ The newer ones are not so pretty lah. Look for the older ones lah. Those at least in green or red kebaya one. These are the ones got QC in the past one. Should be gam for u mah. MILF leh. hehehe

Tks for the breakdown hor. :D

plman2002
02-05-2007, 10:12 AM
Tks for the breakdown hor. :D

Dun mention lah. For U nia hor. :D

aroymakmak
02-05-2007, 10:47 AM
The best airline should be Emirates Airlines. It has multinational air stewards - Uzbeks, PRC, Koreans, Australian, French, Thai, Philipino etc.......and yes all on the same flight. You certainly have enough choices for yr didi.

dc7176
02-05-2007, 11:02 AM
i love korean airline!! took KE flight a few times liao their tofu skin never fail to arouse me!! WOW!!! plus theit light blue top n white pant!! Super!!! if only i dare to pcc on board the plane!! hehe... :p

Most flesh revealed is IC flight - Air India their air stewardess bare midriff if only u r interested!! wahaha...

combatus
02-05-2007, 11:08 AM
yaaa...did masturbate once on a late night JAL flight to +++yo. Was sitting on a window seat fantasising a gal sitting by the center aisle with her thigh & part breast exposed (she's wearing those wrap around skirt)...:D

did it under the blanket (airline supplied)...& came into it...:D kekekekeee..

FORMS
02-05-2007, 11:19 AM
Wah phiang, see pretty girl must PCC, if walk along Orchard Rd then how. :rolleyes:

He will hug the big pillar in CK tang and bang, bang, bang.....Ha...ha!

plman2002
02-05-2007, 11:51 AM
The best airline should be Emirates Airlines. It has multinational air stewards - Uzbeks, PRC, Koreans, Australian, French, Thai, Philipino etc.......and yes all on the same flight. You certainly have enough choices for yr didi.

U right manz. Same for QF ones too.
Surprisingly, met one of our local babes onboard QF as a CabinAttendant. :D

acer3939
02-05-2007, 01:08 PM
U right manz. Same for QF ones too.I neber take aeroplane before leh but always kena put aeroplane no chance to see :(

Castrol
02-05-2007, 02:17 PM
you PCC in the airplane toilet... when you eject... they also eject you out of the plane~:D

you mean when you flush, the sperm eject out from the plane? next time kanna white colour bird shit better see properly, may be air borne sperm. :D

plman2002
02-05-2007, 03:06 PM
I neber take aeroplane before leh but always kena put aeroplane no chance to see :(

Wow........ who dare put u aeroplane?!?!??!?!

MisterSportivo
02-05-2007, 03:19 PM
SQ now board at T1 meh?

so true!

the more senior ones are better looking

recently took SQ and while boarding the plane at T1, one of the senior stewardess bent forward to help an elderly lady in front of me pick up something

the view is ... PRICELESS :D


Ok back on topic .... anyone has their partner masturbate or bonk you in the plane before?

vicks
02-05-2007, 04:40 PM
once in business class to osaka, the airhostess was helping the lady next to me (must be about 60) put her luggage above, put blanket and so on, the view was so nice and refreshing I couldn't sleep anymore, did give myself a hj but when I came in the blanket I somehow felt the lady near me was smiling as if she was enjoying the whole show, but she kept/pretended sleeping. Anyhow I felt good.

Niceman
02-05-2007, 04:44 PM
Vick,
She enjoying the view? u nv ask her to give u helping hand?

no_faith
02-05-2007, 06:46 PM
bro vicks, the lady (abt in ther 60s) smiling due to she was surprised tat she can still be a pcc target for guys lah.

u gave her the wrong impression liao:D


if there are air stewardress do extra service on board in the toilet during a long long journey? tat will be nice too.

dominion
02-05-2007, 07:56 PM
Bro... So where is your favourite place to pcc? bus or kopi tiam toilet?

neither bro... last time at home got porn...

now gave up pcc... prefer a more feminine touch :p

kewlest
02-05-2007, 08:19 PM
SQ now board at T1 meh?

lol, sorry, meant T2 :o

SFW_455D
02-05-2007, 09:57 PM
bro,

wud like to know is there any bros masturbate in a plane during the flight? especially after seeing those pretty air stewardess....:D

................:p

67Lover
03-05-2007, 12:53 AM
come out cum is all over your own face

but ppl masturbate anywhere wan la... need to start a thread on this meh? i hear/see/read ppl do on plane/bus/toilet/cinema/classroom/office etc etc.. everywhere also got ppl masturbate b4

So you pcc in the green bush? :eek: Next time must tell your OC leow :D

dominion
03-05-2007, 07:56 PM
So you pcc in the green bush? Next time must tell your OC leow

:confused: what? huh?

combatus
04-05-2007, 12:12 PM
......if there are air stewardress do extra service on board in the toilet during a long long journey? tat will be nice too.

time for a new budget airline...."PLEASURE_AIR".....Your Pleasure IS Our Measure......:D

monster.cookie
04-05-2007, 05:35 PM
JAL..if you take business class dont bother...just sleep is better. I think JAL policy is to attached the more senior stewardesses to high class seats. Everytime i go +++yo and SQ full, I will get served by obasans on JAL.

But if you fly short flight like the KL-SIN by JAL, you will get to see some SYTs. Economy seat sit already so squeezy still want to PCC...abit tough. Business class seat spacious but got nothing to see so no need to pCC also. Just lun till you arrive your destination then wack wack wack la!

Malaysian Datuk
04-05-2007, 06:00 PM
PCC onboard plane counted as membership to Mile High Club?

kewlest
04-05-2007, 09:16 PM
PCC onboard plane counted as membership to Mile High Club?

lol

do send in your suggestion to the airlines :D

whamzz
04-05-2007, 09:49 PM
that time i took SQ flight back from NZ .. happened to drop a spoon during mealtime and the chio stewardess who i was already beo-ing automatically bent down to pick up for me... i tell u man.. the view is really bird eye's view looking down at a valley... didi immediately stand up and 5 mins later.. i was at the plane toilet jerking off...

nuclearkid
05-05-2007, 12:14 AM
PCC onboard plane counted as membership to Mile High Club?

Honorary member? Afterall, one wouldn't have truly qualified based on the conventional definition of the term. Just like a doctorate being conferred upon an individual without him or her going through the proper academic training?But I can imagine how the credibility of a person being mocked by his friends should he confer upon himself a member based on that premise! :D

bonk75
05-05-2007, 01:04 AM
example of sia gal....wonder u will masterbate if u see her in this kind of standard...?:cool:


http://photos.friendster.com/photos/21/64/40474612/789240628l.jpg
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/21/64/40474612/149275451l.jpg

like this standard will pull them in the toliet liao!!!:D

bonk75
05-05-2007, 01:06 AM
What about these 2 SQ stewadress?



http://www.sggirls.com/sg_photo_display.php?photo_id=154354

http://www.sggirls.com/sg_photo_display.php?photo_id=176067

wah cannot tahan!!!

HIVsucks_XXX
05-05-2007, 01:17 AM
I wonder if you really do masturbate onboard a commercial fligh and so happen the stewardess catches you in action, what she gonna do?
Alert the crew?give verbal warning?or help you suck it up?:rolleyes:

Gentle Beast
05-05-2007, 03:16 AM
I wonder if you really do masturbate onboard a commercial fligh and so happen the stewardess catches you in action, what she gonna do?
Alert the crew?give verbal warning?or help you suck it up?:rolleyes:

Next trip you;ll probably see a 'No Masturbation' sign, Fine $500 next to the 'No Smoking' sign :D

hairysg
05-05-2007, 09:52 AM
Next trip you;ll probably see a 'No Masturbation' sign, Fine $500 next to the 'No Smoking' sign :D

so if the light go up for masturbation, the whole cabin will have turbulance:D

kewlest
05-05-2007, 12:32 PM
Next trip you;ll probably see a 'No Masturbation' sign, Fine $500 next to the 'No Smoking' sign :D

lol ... that is so Singapore :D

kinjio
07-05-2007, 01:16 PM
tis thread is so funny i'll jus hav to leave my share.... it's a great way to cure jet-lag, esp. if u on one of those long haul flights..:p

but jus take note dat most of times the air stewardess r taken already, either legally binded or otherwise (eca..) n most times the pilot got the 1st pick.. no wonder so many guys aspired to be pilots...

bad thing is can't smoke when jerk off (me like to do that 2 dat when jerking off alone)..

darylcch
08-05-2007, 01:02 AM
Tried once before with my gf..we were on the way to japan..
funny feeling as the pressure is different...

ericb288
08-05-2007, 01:28 AM
On a flight to Incheon, Korea, I sat next to a "Ang Mo" lady from California. She was dressed very smartly, and we spoke for quite a bit.

Anyway, cut a long story short, after take off and a few drinks, we started to get really physical, and one thing led to another, I found myself giving her clit a rub under the blankets till she cum all over my hands!

Well, I have to admit that I "chickened" out when she wanted to jerk me off! So "pai-seh" if someone saw! She made up for it when we landed in Seoul, with a full service for my little bro!

ParaParaSakura
11-05-2007, 04:21 PM
Believe it or not this once happened to me...

Me & the girlfriend on vacation sat next to a chio korean chick on the plane. She was super friendly & touchy feely, I thought she was coming on to me.....later I realized she was a actually hitting on my girlfriend! With encouragement from me & a few rounds of drinks.....they ended up kissing hot & heavy right infront of me as if I was invisible.....needless to say I was turned on by the petting and was expecting some menage a trios action upon touchdown. But sad to say that was as good as it got, the Lesbo din want to be converted and my girlfriend chickened out from having a full course one on one with her.