View Full Version : Gentlemen, rate yourselves: cucumber or banana?
spidey69
25-04-2007, 08:54 AM
Hi bros,
Saw this on yahoo website yester.. Let the ratings begin :
SINGAPORE, April 24 (Reuters) - Gentlemen please, rate yourselves: are you a cucumber or a banana in bed?
Singapore's Society for Men's Health and a pharmaceutical firm are proposing a four-point scale for erectile dysfunction, allowing men to rate their own hardness with four categories:
1) cucumber
2) unpeeled banana
3) peeled banana and
4) tofu (bean curd)
Allow me to start 1st, I am in between 1) and 2) :D when having sex.. after sex straight away become tofu..
Hmm...i'm probably in between 2 to 3, but more inclined towards 2 (must ask wifey - but i think i get harder if it's NOT wifey!!) :p
JWNY
BigDon
25-04-2007, 09:04 AM
I'm more in the Cat 1. Actually it does hurts alittle in some positions...
diver69er
25-04-2007, 09:06 AM
Before and during........CUCUMBER........jus after.....SEA CUCUMBER......:D :D
spidey69
25-04-2007, 09:18 AM
I'm more in the Cat 1. Actually it does hurts alittle in some positions...
Bro BigDon,
This is a good problem to have.. I supposed you r in your early 20s.. Last time i also have this 'problem'.. Sigh.. :(
BigDon
25-04-2007, 09:39 AM
Bro BigDon,
This is a good problem to have.. I supposed you r in your early 20s.. Last time i also have this 'problem'.. Sigh.. :(
Bro Spidey69,
Didnt know this is a good problem :D
Anyway, still in my mid twenties. It goes soft over the years?
doremond
25-04-2007, 12:27 PM
hi guys,
Actually must see with WHO? With FL or FB def Cat1. sadly with OC, Sometimes to sustain Cat 2 olso problem. :o
High till Dry
25-04-2007, 06:30 PM
Puberty to late 20s: Cucumber.
Now early 30s: Unpeeled to peeled banana... :(
lurvelurve
25-04-2007, 07:10 PM
cucumber, but once after cum tofu, n it remains tofu for quite sometime. recovery rate is extremely poor. :(
Pink Floyd
25-04-2007, 08:50 PM
In my early forties.
Bedtime when wife is in the mood - Peeled banana.:(
First thing in the morning but wife is not in the mood - Cucumber.:(
HushPuppy
26-04-2007, 12:33 AM
option 1 & 2 is at younger age. As time goes by become 4 liao.
:D :D
icantthrust
26-04-2007, 12:57 AM
i m cucumber when wan to have sex. peeled banana when having sex. toufu after sex
angrybigpenis
26-04-2007, 10:32 PM
My gf likes to take my toufu in the morning and bury it in her honey pot. And when I wake up, I'd make it grow into a unpeeled banana. The feeling is great. :rolleyes:
For the back entry, she will only allow me to be as hard as peeled banana.
ANDYSIAO14
26-04-2007, 11:41 PM
My gf likes to take my toufu in the morning and bury it in her honey pot. And when I wake up, I'd make it grow into a unpeeled banana. The feeling is great. :rolleyes:
For the back entry, she will only allow me to be as hard as peeled banana.
ur avatar/nick speaks for itself...cheers
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