LoveTrumpsHate
02-08-2017, 02:45 AM
As the phrase "clean massage" suggests, only for bros who want a non-sexual authentic massage. No teasing and no hanky-panky. Some massage joints offer outcall services - they're not hard to find, just do a Google search on "singapore outcall massage".
How to differentiate between clean massage and not so clean:
- Clean massage joints will give you a pair of shorts or at least a pair of disposable undies to put on. The rest won't.
- Clean massage therapists will be in uniforms and they generally look unbonkable. The other type of therapists will be in their own attire, and many are chio and have CFM look. There may also be very chio and syt receptionists at clean joints but they will not be the masseuse.
- Clean massage joints will have proper massage bed with hole at one end to put your face in. Haven't come across a GQ joint that has that.
- Clean massage joints do not have attached shower facility in the therapy room. Every GQ joint has for obvious reasons.
- Clean massage joints may have male receptionists and some joints may also have male therapists. You won't see a male receptionist at a GQ joint.
- Clean massage joints have packages and often they will try to convince you to sign up. Haven't come across a GQ joint do offer package deals, usually because every customer there wishes to be discreet.
- Clean massage joints have wide range of therapy like Swedish, deep tissue, asian fusion, etc. GQ joint no such atas thing.
You won't be able to get anything sexual at a clean massage joint. Outcall depends on the therapist. If she does FL on the sideline, and she also trusts you to be discreet (instant sacking if the company finds out), anything goes. However the pricing of outcall services is very high, and will usually deter people looking to "score" a bonk or a tease from a professional masseuse. Unless you are into clean massage and see a sexual encounter as a bonus rather than something that you are aiming for every time, no one in his right mind will do outcall as its really pricey.
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Teasing at clean joints
On the issue of teasing, a clean joint therapist will not engage in teasing.
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Ensuring you get a female masseuse at a clean joint
As stated before, some clean joints employ male therapists. Most bros who do clean massage will naturally prefer a female. Do not hesitate to ask the recep. If the recep asks why, just say you had a couple of bad experiences with male therapists before.
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On nationality and race at clean joints
Most receptionists at clean outlets will entertain queries on nationality and race of masseuse. It is not considered racist or xenophobic. Massage is a highly intimate experience even if no hanky panky is involved. It is different from getting a hair cut.
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On pricing of clean joints
Clean joints are pricier than GQ joints. Of course, this does not include special service at GQ joints. The price can be anywhere from $55 to $120 for a full body massage, one hour. Clean joints also offer 1.5 hr or 2 hr full body massage for an extra fee, and also a wide range of therapy options including facials. They also offer healing essential oils for the massage at a small additional fee.
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On placing booking at clean joints
Many clean joints request you book in advance, sometimes even two or three days in advance for peak period sessions. However in reality, if you are a walk-in customer at a non-peak period on a weekday, there will usually be masseuse available for you. On weekend or at peak hours, it depends on your luck.
How to differentiate between clean massage and not so clean:
- Clean massage joints will give you a pair of shorts or at least a pair of disposable undies to put on. The rest won't.
- Clean massage therapists will be in uniforms and they generally look unbonkable. The other type of therapists will be in their own attire, and many are chio and have CFM look. There may also be very chio and syt receptionists at clean joints but they will not be the masseuse.
- Clean massage joints will have proper massage bed with hole at one end to put your face in. Haven't come across a GQ joint that has that.
- Clean massage joints do not have attached shower facility in the therapy room. Every GQ joint has for obvious reasons.
- Clean massage joints may have male receptionists and some joints may also have male therapists. You won't see a male receptionist at a GQ joint.
- Clean massage joints have packages and often they will try to convince you to sign up. Haven't come across a GQ joint do offer package deals, usually because every customer there wishes to be discreet.
- Clean massage joints have wide range of therapy like Swedish, deep tissue, asian fusion, etc. GQ joint no such atas thing.
You won't be able to get anything sexual at a clean massage joint. Outcall depends on the therapist. If she does FL on the sideline, and she also trusts you to be discreet (instant sacking if the company finds out), anything goes. However the pricing of outcall services is very high, and will usually deter people looking to "score" a bonk or a tease from a professional masseuse. Unless you are into clean massage and see a sexual encounter as a bonus rather than something that you are aiming for every time, no one in his right mind will do outcall as its really pricey.
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Teasing at clean joints
On the issue of teasing, a clean joint therapist will not engage in teasing.
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Ensuring you get a female masseuse at a clean joint
As stated before, some clean joints employ male therapists. Most bros who do clean massage will naturally prefer a female. Do not hesitate to ask the recep. If the recep asks why, just say you had a couple of bad experiences with male therapists before.
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On nationality and race at clean joints
Most receptionists at clean outlets will entertain queries on nationality and race of masseuse. It is not considered racist or xenophobic. Massage is a highly intimate experience even if no hanky panky is involved. It is different from getting a hair cut.
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On pricing of clean joints
Clean joints are pricier than GQ joints. Of course, this does not include special service at GQ joints. The price can be anywhere from $55 to $120 for a full body massage, one hour. Clean joints also offer 1.5 hr or 2 hr full body massage for an extra fee, and also a wide range of therapy options including facials. They also offer healing essential oils for the massage at a small additional fee.
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On placing booking at clean joints
Many clean joints request you book in advance, sometimes even two or three days in advance for peak period sessions. However in reality, if you are a walk-in customer at a non-peak period on a weekday, there will usually be masseuse available for you. On weekend or at peak hours, it depends on your luck.