Girl that can Squirt

[slitlicker73]

sorry all senior bro..just want to ask something . been watching too many porn movies now. any bro ever found girl that can cum like pissing one in malaysian scene? share share lah....

[TD0620G]

got.. but I think you have to go to lorong hj taib.. the correct term for that type of girl is called a 'kateoy'.

[shiok1968]

got.. but I think you have to go to lorong hj taib.. the correct term for that type of girl is called a 'kateoy'.Hahaha........ knn.... early morning spill my coffee.

Wrong spelling....should be 'katoey'.:D

[brenwsm]

got. but very hard to come by. i was lucky to have dated one. sorry cannot share coz she not WL.

[shiok1968]

got. but very hard to come by. i was lucky to have dated one. sorry cannot share coz she not WL.Cannot share then post for what?:rolleyes: Me never seen before so can I just sit one side and watch. Dun need to share.Kekeke....

Just joking bro. So are you coming for this TCSS on the 19th.:confused:

[dathinman]

From another forum

http://www.mamakspecial.com/forum/messages.php?webtag=MAMAKSPECIAL&msg=1689.1

[KLKOOL]

Hmm.. but bear in mind... girl just dun squirt... there are other factors in play ... like the skill of the person with the girl... its not like pushing a button :cool:

[big_bear]

yah. wat Bro KLKOOL is correct. Recently, i tried my skills at trying to making three FLs squirt. I thought i already have the technique correct as i've watched tons of videos and writeups on the net... But somehow, i still can't get them to squirt...

i am pretty sure my fingers are hitting the right spot, cos from the reaction of the FLs, they were arching the backs, moaning like no tomorrow and basically going crazy when i hit tat area.

But all 3 FLs have the same reaction after a while - they all wanted me to withdraw my hand as my fingers was about to switch to high gear... any idea why? Its like they can't take the pleasure anymore or something... i really dunno... i kept asking them if i hurt them, some say no. Some say it hurts a little, but i thought thats suppose to be normal for G-spot stimulation, rite? Haiz... will try again when i have the $$

[KLKOOL]

Recently, i tried my skills at trying to making three FLs squirt. I thought i already have the technique correct as i've watched tons of videos and writeups on the net... But somehow, i still can't get them to squirt...

Wow.... u R Good :D ... can get that far... must give u some points when i am recharged... cheers...

I think gers normally dun like someone digging them like a excavator leh... another thing is they want ur cock cos it feels better ??? like the ger giving u a HJ... I am sure u prefer a FJ... anyway... just my 2 sen,...

[big_bear]

I think gers normally dun like someone digging them like a excavator leh... another thing is they want ur cock cos it feels better ??? like the ger giving u a HJ... I am sure u prefer a FJ... anyway... just my 2 sen,...

Bro, i'm not good la... i'm also blind like a mouse, just use feeling only. Too bad my fingers can't install video cam, else confirm hit the spot everytime. :D

But seriously, they always wanted to push my hand away, or they will try to lock up their thighs together... i really dun understand why they react this way when they are clearly squirming with ecstasy... is it because they feel too shiok already and can't take it anymore? or from what i heard, when nearing G-Spot orgasm, the girls will feel like peeing... it could be because of this thats why they stop me?...
But i really dunno... my Thai not good, duno how to ask them.

Any bros here who are successful care to shed some light for me? Thanks!

[Optimus_Prime]

But seriously, they always wanted to push my hand away, or they will try to lock up their thighs together... i really dun understand why they react this way when they are clearly squirming with ecstasy... is it because they feel too shiok already and can't take it anymore? or from what i heard, when nearing G-Spot orgasm, the girls will feel like peeing... it could be because of this thats why they stop me?...
Very close to it liaoz...

Sometimes you might want to also rub on the outside (at the area just above her vagina) with your thumb for double sensation....

Squirting is a mental barrier... sometimes (although it sounds cruel) u really have to force it thru as most afraid they will pee but it's actually squirting...

[KLKOOL]

Very close to it liaoz...

Sometimes you might want to also rub on the outside (at the area just above her vagina) with your thumb for double sensation....

Squirting is a mental barrier... sometimes (although it sounds cruel) u really have to force it thru as most afraid they will pee but it's actually squirting...

Hehe.. master lai liao... all bow .. :p

[sb song]

sorry all senior bro..just want to ask something . been watching too many porn movies now. any bro ever found girl that can cum like pissing one in malaysian scene? share share lah....
Hi bro u can try Win of SS,she is one lady that can squirt if u do it right
regards

[SexFreak]

Hmm.. but bear in mind... girl just dun squirt... there are other factors in play ...

Bro, but you can squirt leh ......... bwahahahahaha :eek:

Any bros here who are successful care to shed some light for me?

Sad to say but I have yet to have successfully make a girl squirt ........ and as a matter of fact, different girl has different G-Spot Orgasm. I have personally came across 2 gals who felt uncomfortable when touching their clit ......... weird ! :confused:


Cheers !!!

[Optimus_Prime]

Hi bro u can try Win of SS,she is one lady that can squirt if u do it right
Bro KL Kool,

I want HER next time we go up !!! :D Sad to say but I have yet to have successfully make a girl squirt ........ and as a matter of fact, different girl has different G-Spot Orgasm. I have personally came across 2 gals who felt uncomfortable when touching their clit ......... weird ! :confused:
Who ?? Who ?? Anyone I know ?? kekeke

[KLKOOL]

Hi bro u can try Win of SS,she is one lady that can squirt if u do it right
regards

U were successfull ???

[KLKOOL]

Bro KL Kool,

I want HER next time we go up !!! :D


LoL... ur wish is my command... but horr.. this one will gif u tough fight... ask Rabbit :D

[Ahh_Boi]

Sometimes you might want to also rub on the outside (at the area just above her vagina) with your thumb for double sensation....

Squirting is a mental barrier... sometimes (although it sounds cruel) u really have to force it thru as most afraid they will pee but it's actually squirting...* taking notes onto his little blue book * :D

[KLKOOL]

* taking notes onto his little blue book * :D
U outdated liao... find out si Transformer next appt and use videocam mah :rolleyes:

[Brainy]

My Virgin Post,

Greetings to everyone and high respect for the 'elder statesmen'.

As far as this topic goes, I am sorry that as this is my first post that I have to be the bearer of bad news.

Women do squirt, but it is pee and not cum as we all would romantically like (wish) to believe. It is biologically impossible for a woman to squirt cum as the wetness is for purposes of lubrication and when she orgasms, it is an overreaction of the glands that produce the lubrication.

That is why a woman can have multiple orgasms during sexual intercourse as opposed to a man because for a man to ejaculate takes tremendous energy and musculature contraction, hence the 'wiped out' feeling immediately after the explosion.

Examine the purposes of orgasm for men and women. A man needs to shoot a load of sperm into a woman to give the sperm a head (pun intended) start on their journey to the womb. A woman has no biological need to shout anything, so the concept of a woman squirting is highly improbable.

I know some of you will swear that the liquid was exiting her vagina, but how many of you have looked at a woman's pee hole ( it is miniscule) and it's proximity to the vagina. As the pee does get mixed up with the cum as it projects its way skywards, it is nonetheless a higher concentration of pee, as it is lubrication.

My apologies for having to debunk this misconception. But facts are facts. It may lessen the sexually satisfying experience for most of you i'm afraid and for that I am truly sorry.

[Bruce.J]

U outdated liao... find out si Transformer next appt and use videocam mah :rolleyes:

probably transformer already have produced dvd ..... just waiting for people to ask :P

[Gorken]

Then, i go ahead n ask lor,

Master OP, can we have a look on ur homemade fountain video?

[sb song]

U were successfull ???
Hi bro yes many times.i am her regular in SG when she were in GL
cheers

[CowboyB]

My Virgin Post,

Greetings to everyone and high respect for the 'elder statesmen'.

As far as this topic goes, I am sorry that as this is my first post that I have to be the bearer of bad news.

Women do squirt, but it is pee and not cum as we all would romantically like (wish) to believe. It is biologically impossible for a woman to squirt cum as the wetness is for purposes of lubrication and when she orgasms, it is an overreaction of the glands that produce the lubrication.

That is why a woman can have multiple orgasms during sexual intercourse as opposed to a man because for a man to ejaculate takes tremendous energy and musculature contraction, hence the 'wiped out' feeling immediately after the explosion.

Examine the purposes of orgasm for men and women. A man needs to shoot a load of sperm into a woman to give the sperm a head (pun intended) start on their journey to the womb. A woman has no biological need to shout anything, so the concept of a woman squirting is highly improbable.

I know some of you will swear that the liquid was exiting her vagina, but how many of you have looked at a woman's pee hole ( it is miniscule) and it's proximity to the vagina. As the pee does get mixed up with the cum as it projects its way skywards, it is nonetheless a higher concentration of pee, as it is lubrication.

My apologies for having to debunk this misconception. But facts are facts. It may lessen the sexually satisfying experience for most of you i'm afraid and for that I am truly sorry.


First of all, you are the one operating under misconception here. nobody has ever claimed those ejaculating fluid from female is coming from their vagina. they are in fact coming from the urethra but the composition of the fluid that they ejaculate ruled them out as urine. medical researches in this matter is rare and the few that has been conducted produced inconclusive result, which in case you don't understand, means that even scientists cannot confirmed those fluid are urine or not. you are certainly in no position to claim what you believe to be true as FACT.

for more details...
http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/ejacula.htm

[mbz777]

Brainy and cowboyB.

Thanks for all the medical info....

However, the point here is.....the male ego lah....u feel good if you manage to make ur ger cum until she squirt ma....

So urine or not and wherever it comes out from...doesnt matter....the important point is....whether u r a good bonker or not? whether you can please ur women or not? better still....the challenge is....whether you can go to the extent to satisfy a WL who has had 5-10 bonks a day? make her cum, make her squirt?

Pls remember this is a bonking / cheonging forum ok?

Do keep contributing tho.....Brainy, since you sound very brainy...wat about some intelligent cheonging info huh? I am sure many bros out there will appreciate....:D

btw, cowboyB....next time, dont quote the whole post....wastage of bandwidth....TQ

[KLKOOL]

Hmmm... bet BRAINY was probably the wet blanket at most parties... all this guy seems to do is like to pour coldwater on sexual fantasies and acts :rolleyes: \

CowboyB... quite informative horr...

[Clit_LickeR]

I think gers normally dun like someone digging them like a excavator leh... another thing is they want ur cock cos it feels better

Eh... i ever made 1 gal squirt a few times not by digging/fingering... i done it by pumping her real fast... :D
i felt fingering the gals till they squirt like rough play... the 'actions' may injured them.
Just my 2 'satangs'...

[Brainy]

Thank you CowboyB for your reply.

So full of Managerial Brio.

Quote
"How can you tell if a woman is releasing fluid from her bladder or prostate? This is a question that cannot be answered outside a medical lab. There is no accurate way of determining whether a woman is voluntarily or involuntarily releasing liquid from her bladder or ejaculating prostatic fluid. These fluids all exit the body through the urethra so the visible source is the same for them all. I'm not aware of any color, taste, or scent test that can be applied to the expelled liquid that will accurately distinguish them from one another. We are left with no other choice than to see them as indistinguishable, the same."
Unquote

Re, the above, I rest my case. Thanks for providing me the website to debunk your debunk.

God! I hate knowing everything. WTF...:confused:

[Brainy]

Hmmm... bet BRAINY was probably the wet blanket at most parties... all this guy seems to do is like to pour coldwater on sexual fantasies and acts :rolleyes: \

CowboyB... quite informative horr...

Brother KLKool,

I bow three times in absolute admiration of you. Truly. You are 'The Man' in this forum.

I am actually quite fun at a party. Just ask Maggie Cheung and Datuk Michelle Yeoh. But then you will have to know who I am and that's not possible.

Not boasting, just reclaiming back some of my beach space. Sexual fantasy is one thing, but to give some guys the idea that they can make a woman squirt will only have them out there drilling for oil with their fingers and ultimately hurt the WL, so next time you want to touch them they recoil in terror and thus spoils your experience.

If something is true, I am all for it. I can be the flag-bearer, no problem. In this world of fantasy, let's get our fantasies straight.;)

Wanna know about fantasies Brother KLKool? Ever heard of a 'Dark Ballroom'?

[perno81]

Dark Ballroom?.. sounds very interesting.

Care to elaborate? Or is this is secretive orgy party nobodies like me can never get invited to?

Agree trying to achieve the squirting thing can be quite painful to the lady. But I guess since many guys do have this fetish (if not squirting porn won't sell that well), a WL would be a person to try it in practice. Never try on ur own lady tho, she will blame u for the soreness and even infection days and days after.

Urine or not.. I will still wash my hands afterwards.. haha

[CowboyB]

@brainy,
You quote one paragraph out of context to prove you are right? the article author expressed his opinion but he mentioned researchs whose results are INCONCLUSIVE. you can rest your case all you want if you like to believe you right. I don't necessarily believe the fluid is not urine either but i don't think you have the authority to proclaim it as fact.. that is the gist of my arguement.

[TD0620G]

I am actually quite fun at a party. Just ask Maggie Cheung and Datuk Michelle Yeoh. But then you will have to know who I am and that's not possible.



What's the relevance of asking Maggie Cheung and Datuk Michelle Yeoh? Neither Maggie Cheung and Datuk Michelle Yeoh gives $2000 USD to every begger they see.. unlike our esteemed bro KLKOOL. Have u noticed there are less beggers in KL nowadays? Bloody hell... I saw one driving a Ferarri the other day... coz he made a point to bump into bro KLKOOL everyday... $2000 USD x 30 days = 60,000USD a month! Even then he does not mention about Maggie Cheung or Datuk Michelle Yeoh, because they would be at the bottom of the list of over the hill celebrities.

Talking about dark ballrooms, I believe the modern 'not over the hill' word is called 'nightclub'. Slightly older version is called 'disco'. The malay version is called 'dangdut'. Chinese version is called 'papaya farm'. In your case, it may be called a 'closet'.

[mbz777]

TD0620G, well done!!! Well said! I think one of the things that irks ppl the most is when they start dropping names....ha ha ha....on the other hand, maybe Brainy was referring to Maggie Cheung and Dato Michelle Yeoh's lookalikes in some of the PRC HCs? U knw, like the Serena & Twins lookalike we saw at a certain place in KL? Whatever it is, Mr Brainy, if you think you are too BIG or too celeb for this forum then please....there are many exclusive forums for the rich and famous and for ppl with very high level of intelligence....you may be out of place here? We are just a bunch of sinful horny men with an uncontrollable urge to F**K, suck, lick and FK gers, WLs or FLs or GFs or our own wives....so if you are goin to tell us you are Andy Lau's or Alan Tham's buddy....no need lah...we are not interested....instead, you would be more welcome to share some latest info on where to find nice gers to bonk ok?....squirt or no squirt....

[Gorken]

Dun care who u are, where u are from, what is ur job and what social status you hold....SBF is for like minded ppl.... as long as we share same interest and you are willing to share your experience...you are welcome to join our group...

[jerrystockton]

Dun care who u are, where u are from, what is ur job and what social status you hold....SBF is for like minded ppl.... as long as we share same interest and you are willing to share your experience...you are welcome to join our group...
U are right, status is not important in SBF. Did i ever tell u all that i know de owner of some HC, Superintendent police in bukit aman, minister, tengku, tan sri, datuk, and even tun......trust me,,, i really know them but they might not know me..

[KLKOOL]

Aiyah... u know lah... a person really must have ego to call himself brainy one...

Firstly... claim can bonk MC and MY... hehehe... Secondly... Mr.Know-It-All... but like to misquote CowboyB...

Last and final prediction is Moderation... oops... not come true yet but mebbe in the near future horr..:rolleyes:

I think there is a thread for you brainy... with all ur facts.. Sexual Health Issues...

[shiok1968]

Talking about dark ballrooms, I believe the modern 'not over the hill' word is called 'nightclub'. Slightly older version is called 'disco'. The malay version is called 'dangdut'. Chinese version is called 'papaya farm'. In your case, it may be called a 'closet'.CBM... please remind me that I owe you a drink. Kekeke.....damn good reply esp the last sentence.:D

[KLKOOL]

SSH owe a lot of ppl a lot of drink liao leh... :rolleyes:

[shiok1968]

SSH owe a lot of ppl a lot of drink liao leh... :rolleyes:Kekeke..... so later you joining me and DD or not? If yes, then buy you back a drink. If not wrong, still owe you the payment for our last trip there together with CL and TD.:p

[KLKOOL]

Kekeke..... so later you joining me and DD or not? If yes, then buy you back a drink. If not wrong, still owe you the payment for our last trip there together with CL and TD.:p
Hahaha... who u think activate our Afternoon King one :p

[shiok1968]

Hahaha... who u think activate our Afternoon King one :pOkie.... c u later.:p

[Optimus_Prime]

What's the relevance of asking Maggie Cheung and Datuk Michelle Yeoh? ....they would be at the bottom of the list of over the hill celebrities.

Talking about dark ballrooms, I believe the modern 'not over the hill' word is called 'nightclub'. ....Chinese version is called 'papaya farm'. In your case, it may be called a 'closet'.
TD0620G, well done!!! Well said! I think one of the things that irks ppl the most is when they start dropping names........Mr Brainy, if you think you are too BIG or too celeb for this forum then please....there are many exclusive forums for the rich and famous and for ppl with very high level of intelligence........just a bunch of sinful horny men with an uncontrollable urge to F**K, suck, lick and FK gers, WLs or FLs or GFs or our own wives........squirt or no squirt....
Oh BOY !! Bros TD and mbz... pls remind me that I owe you 2 a jug of beer !! Great comeback !! :D

[Brainy]

@brainy,
You quote one paragraph out of context to prove you are right? the article author expressed his opinion but he mentioned researchs whose results are INCONCLUSIVE. you can rest your case all you want if you like to believe you right. I don't necessarily believe the fluid is not urine either but i don't think you have the authority to proclaim it as fact.. that is the gist of my arguement.

CowboyB,

Science is based on 'Best Guess', there is never any conclusive fact in science. As far as having the authority, I will say this, it exits from the 'pee hole' and in the absence of difinitive alternative confirmation otherwise, I do have the authority to call it urine.

Anyway let's get off the topic and go F**K, suck, lick and FK gers, WLs or FLs or GFs or our own wives........as MBZ777 so eloquently stated.

[Brainy]

Dear all,

Nice to see such brotherly love and support here. Warms the heart.

As for name dropping, I was called a 'Wet Blanket' and therefore it is my right to drop a few bombs on the invader to chase him back over his border. I never claimed to 'cheong' anybody. I was only showing that I am not a 'wet blanket'.

For the those with the 'spiffy comeback', talling about look-a-likes and such, I suggest you change your font colour to green.

[Tua_Lang]

Anyway let's get off the topic and go F**K, suck, lick and FK gers, WLs or FLs or GFs or our own wives........as MBZ777 so eloquently stated.

Hihi...Bro Brainy, just wondering u dare to do so or not..:confused:

attend lah our gathering on 19/10.......we suck n lick the gals together..:D

[Brainy]

Hihi...Bro Brainy, just wondering u dare to do so or not..

attend lah our gathering on 19/10.......we suck n lick the gals together

Thank you Brother Tua Lang,

All I ever tried to do is spread some love.

Would love to attend your gathering someday but not yet. Not after the 'Welcome' I received. They will look at me upside down.:p

Let me get some FRs under my belt and melt the polar ice, then perhaps.

In my absence ask the girls to call my name.:eek

Just kidding!

[Tua_Lang]

Thank you Brother Tua Lang,

All I ever tried to do is spread some love.

Would love to attend your gathering someday but not yet. Not after the 'Welcome' I received. They will look at me upside down.



Come on, no reasons they will look at u upside down lah.....

We all have 2 eyes, 2 hands, 2 legs and 1 BATANG..... . :D

Unless u r difference from the above.....:rolleyes:

[Brainy]

Talking about dark ballrooms, I believe the modern 'not over the hill' word is called 'nightclub'. Slightly older version is called 'disco'. The malay version is called 'dangdut'. Chinese version is called 'papaya farm'. In your case, it may be called a 'closet'.

Some people have lauded your response, but if you don't know something, just say so.

At first I didn't want to explain what it is, but since Bro' Perno81 asked I will elaborate.

It is a place where all the lights are off and it is completely sealed from light getting in from the outside. You can't even see your hand in front of your face. You are then led into a room and wait for the WL. Then you are free to do whatsoever your heart desires as you can't see her and she can't see you and you are not allowed to light cigarettes or switch on the tv or anything like that, so long as the WL is in the room.

Since your sight perception is removed from the equation, it is quite an experience. Typically a 'nightclub' will utilise there facilities during the daytime in this way to earn extra dollars until their real business begins in the evening. What I have come to know is that 'beauty' is not a requirement for this obviously, but they have to have nice bodies as the customer can still tell that by touch and the establishment does want to make money.

That's my 2 cants worth today. Brainy out.

[Brainy]

Come on, no reasons they will look at u upside down lah.....

We all have 2 eyes, 2 hands, 2 legs and 1 BATANG..... .

Unless u r difference from the above.....

Same, no different. Will let you know.:)

[dathinman]

For those interested in the subject, wikipedia.org has a page on it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

[shiok1968]

It is a place where all the lights are off and it is completely sealed from light getting in from the outside. You can't even see your hand in front of your face. You are then led into a room and wait for the WL. Then you are free to do whatsoever your heart desires as you can't see her and she can't see you and you are not allowed to light cigarettes or switch on the tv or anything like that, so long as the WL is in the room.

What I have come to know is that 'beauty' is not a requirement for this obviously, but they have to have nice bodies as the customer can still tell that by touch.Kekeke..... now this really reminds me of G****W*** except that it is not totally dark. No TV to switch on but can light cigarette. As for do anything I want, also possible cos just need to have the cash.

The last sentence is also true cos as the WL was coming into the room, you can see from their silhouette that their figures are quite ok. However when you ask for the bill and the light is switch on, you will then be able to see your darling's face. By then it might be OMG:eek:.

Could you be referring to the same place? If yes, then welcome to the Braveheart Squad where the sky is the limit as regards to searching for new frontiers where only the very brave will venture.:cool:

[Brainy]

For those interested in the subject, wikipedia.org has a page on it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

Good source dtm,

Quote
In some pornographic movies, women are shown ejaculating a clear or milky fluid. The validity of pornography as a source of evidence is, however, suspect, as there is a strong incentive to generate dramatic visual effects, with no implication or assurance of accurate recording of real events. Allegedly, some of this is done through trick editing or by filling the vagina with fluids from external sources; with the camera on, the woman can then expel the fluid. In other cases, the fluid is clearly seen as coming from her urethra, at high velocity. It is possible that urination is sometimes used in this context to provide the illusion of a female ejaculation. Unquote

Isn't everyone who comes to this thread interested though dtm?

Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling!:D

[Optimus_Prime]

It is a place where all the lights are off and it is completely sealed from light getting in from the outside. You can't even see your hand in front of your face. ........ What I have come to know is that 'beauty' is not a requirement for this obviously, but they have to have nice bodies as the customer can still tell that by touch and the establishment does want to make money.
Aiya !! So long explanation... me just got one name for such a joint.. which all Sillyporeans will know. (esp bro shiok :D )

DA LU !!!!

[Brainy]

Kekeke..... now this really reminds me of G****W*** except that it is not totally dark. No TV to switch on but can light cigarette. As for do anything I want, also possible cos just need to have the cash.

The last sentence is also true cos as the WL was coming into the room, you can see from their silhouette that their figures are quite ok. However when you ask for the bill and the light is switch on, you will then be able to see your darling's face. By then it might be OMG:eek:.

Could you be referring to the same place? If yes, then welcome to the Braveheart Squad where the sky is the limit as regards to searching for new frontiers where only the very brave will venture.

Similar concept, but different place. It's in Hong Kong. The place I am referring to, it is TOTALLY dark. You can light a cigarette but not with the WL in the room. And certainly cannot see her face when paying the bill, otherwise :eek: , yes.

And that may scare off some customers. You know the saying, "Ignorance is bliss". Didn't know there were any here, but would definitely like to try it out.

[shiok1968]

Aiya !! So long explanation... me just got one name for such a joint.. which all Sillyporeans will know. (esp bro shiok :D )

DA LU !!!!Knn.....like that also pull me in. DA LU and me no friend. Been there once and decided that it would be the last time for me.:p

[DeKuip]

Knn.....like that also pull me in. DA LU and me no friend. Been there once and decided that it would be the last time for me.:p

Why?? Is it DA LU dont have 'uncle uncle, can i book ur daughther?' kekeke...

since no respond from cib must change target mah :p

[shiok1968]

Similar concept, but different place. It's in Hong Kong. The place I am referring to, it is TOTALLY dark. You can light a cigarette but not with the WL in the room. And certainly cannot see her face when paying the bill, otherwise :eek: , yes.

And that may scare off some customers. You know the saying, "Ignorance is bliss". Didn't know there were any here, but would definitely like to try it out.There are several places like this here in KL. You can even light a cigarette in the WL's presence. In our modern technology, most guys just use their hp to try and hopefully get a clearer look at the girl sitting beside them.

Well, the quality at such joints will definitely be on a much lower scale than the normal nightclubs or KTVs. However the cost will also be much lower and recently, the bros here have also discovered some new joints with much higher quality stock.:cool:

[shiok1968]

Why?? Is it DA LU dont have 'uncle uncle, can i book ur daughther?' kekeke...

since no respond from cib must change target mah :pNope....it's most likely "Little boy, Little boy, can Ah Ma sit with you and play with your lolipop.:rolleyes:

[@Wendy@]

never squirt b4 dunno how's the feeling like, normally she will squirt when she is climax??

[DeKuip]

Nope....it's most likely "Little boy, Little boy, can Ah Ma sit with you and play with your lolipop.:rolleyes:

No wonder u dont like it...

Nowadays u have switched to 'xiao didi, xiao didi, can ah poh sit with u?' Ah ma u where got like? :p

[DeKuip]

never squirt b4 dunno how's the feeling like, normally she will squirt when she is climax??

If u are curious why not ask ur bf to preform to u? After u write ur juicy FR for us to read loh! :D

[@Wendy@]

If u are curious why not ask ur bf to preform to u? After u write ur juicy FR for us to read loh! :D

i told u when sex half way my bf already cum how to squirt? dunno why he cum so fast... :(

[Clit_LickeR]

never squirt b4 dunno how's the feeling like, normally she will squirt when she is climax??

Wanna try? i know how to make you squirt... :D
My evidence is here: I ever made somebody squirt... (http://forum.sammyboy.com/showpost.php?p=1690557&postcount=27) :p

i told u when sex half way my bf already cum how to squirt? dunno why he cum so fast...
Dont worry... i wont cum before you cummed or squirt...

[DeKuip]

i told u when sex half way my bf already cum how to squirt? dunno why he cum so fast... :(

Cant really believe u... if next time having sex u record it with ur phone and show it to me then only i will believe u loh. :p

[DeKuip]

Wanna try? i know how to make you squirt... :D
My evidence is here: I ever made somebody squirt... (http://forum.sammyboy.com/showpost.php?p=1690557&postcount=27)


Dont worry... i wont cum before you cummed or squirt...

BUAYA!!!!!!!!! :p

[TD0620G]

Some people have lauded your response, but if you don't know something, just say so.


Yes I admit I don't know a closet is called a dark ballroom :D If you like closets just say so... no need to hide here hide there and change the location to Hong Kong! By the way, pls remember to turn off the chandelier when you exit the closet..opps.. I mean dark ballroom. Sorry to tell you this but you have been conned. If you can't see the woman and it is pitch dark, most likely it is not a woman. It may look like a woman, sound like a woman and feel like a woman, but most likely it is a man. When you pay the bill, you are now allowed to view the person for fear than you get a heart attack and the joint does not want to be responsible for your medical bills and exposure to the public. Btw did you verify that the stick that she is wearing is a dildo or the real thing?

[TD0620G]

i told u when sex half way my bf already cum how to squirt? dunno why he cum so fast... :(

then don't let him cum loh... there are various ways to prolong ejaculation. One easy way.. when he is about to cum.. pinch his kukuciau. Another way, dip the inner part of the condom in onion juice. Try first then post FR ah?

Btw, welcome to sbf :)

* Disclamer - TD0620G is not liable for any physical or phsycological damage to you or your bf. Please try at your own risk.

[mbz777]

i told u when sex half way my bf already cum how to squirt? dunno why he cum so fast... :(
Hi Wendy, it is my pleasure to introduce you to the SBF Regiment of Volunteers for assistance to Gers deprived of Orgasm by their BFs:
1) Clit Licker
2) mbz777
3) Bruce J
4) Jayrabbit
5)

The abovementioned normally plays till extra time before scoring the Golden Goal....so full satisfaction and always get your money's worth! He he he!!

[mbz777]

Mr Brainy ah....
Can you pls stop your EGO banter ka? All talk and no FRs....vy boring lah...WE WANT TO READ FRs, NOT EMPTY TALK BOUT DARK EMPTY BALLROOMS LEH!!!

Bro OP & MMM88, thanks for the points...will up you back as TQ gesture...look forward to TCSS and cheong with you all....but i stop drinking alcoholic beverages d...so change to 1 jug of Tongkat Ali + Krating Deang cocktail lah...at least can enhance performance for post TCSS mission eh?

[CowboyB]

CowboyB,

Science is based on 'Best Guess', there is never any conclusive fact in science. As far as having the authority, I will say this, it exits from the 'pee hole' and in the absence of difinitive alternative confirmation otherwise, I do have the authority to call it urine.

Anyway let's get off the topic and go F**K, suck, lick and FK gers, WLs or FLs or GFs or our own wives........as MBZ777 so eloquently stated.

no, you stated that IT IS A FACT. as you so eloquently put it, even conclusion drawn from scientific is based on best guess, since when the fuck is best guess could be interpreted as FACT. do you even know what the word "FACT" really means? the fact is you proclaim your own conclusion and that can only be regarded as YOUR OPINION, NOT FACT. yeah, you can claimed you have the this and that all you want. it is obvious to all here who is the one talking cock when they can't even understand a simple word such as FACT.

[TD0620G]

I really fail to understand why the nick Brainy was used.. from best guesses that always go wrong and inferiority complex name droppings to self worship I can only come to the conclusion that it is a person who is struggling to come to terms with his sexuality.

By the way, since when is science is based on best guesses instead of facts? I certainly hope the next doctor you visit will not be 'guessing' which intrument to use on you.. whether an anal probe or barbeque stick. :D

To be accepted anywhere you don't have to try so hard to sound intelligent and arrogant. Sometimes, it is better to be quiet and let people assume you are smart and humble, which is better than sounding like a fool.

[Optimus_Prime]

then don't let him cum loh... there are various ways to prolong ejaculation. One easy way.. when he is about to cum.. pinch his kukuciau. Another way, dip the inner part of the condom in onion juice. Try first then post FR ah?
OR u can just watch TV in the room for 2 hours !!! Sorrie... just couln't resist it bro...:o

Anyway.. u cumming down end of this month w Kool ?? The BS Gals all MISS u lei !!!

[Optimus_Prime]

I really fail to understand why the nick Brainy was used.. since when is science is based on best guesses instead of facts? ....To be accepted anywhere you don't have to try so hard to sound intelligent and arrogant......Bro TD,

I just wondering wats an "intelliegent" chap like him is doing in a commercial sex forum in the 1st place ??:rolleyes:

[dathinman]

Brainy,

Let me highlight a section in that link that says it isn't urine.

Quote -

While many in the medical and scientific communities are now acknowledging the existence of female ejaculation, there remains a large void when it comes to solid scientific data explaining the process of ejaculation in females or the source of the fluid itself.

Studies have been done by Dr. Beverly Whipple, Dr. John Perry, Dr. Gary Schuback, Dr. Milan Zaviacic and Dr. Cabello Santamaria but their findings are limited. While current information offers no solid information about the source of the fluid, chemical analysis performed on the fluid by a number of teams has revealed that it is not urine (the levels of creatinine and urea are too low).

[dathinman]

Sorry, duplicate posting.

[leeman]

Brainy,

Let me highlight a section in that link that says it isn't urine.

Quote -

While many in the medical and scientific communities are now acknowledging the existence of female ejaculation, there remains a large void when it comes to solid scientific data explaining the process of ejaculation in females or the source of the fluid itself.

Studies have been done by Dr. Beverly Whipple, Dr. John Perry, Dr. Gary Schuback, Dr. Milan Zaviacic and Dr. Cabello Santamaria but their findings are limited. While current information offers no solid information about the source of the fluid, chemical analysis performed on the fluid by a number of teams has revealed that it is not urine (the levels of creatinine and urea are too low).

Wah...Thats what i call Facts...dun care lah Urine or fluid...As long its WET we ll create a Full Scale TSUNAMI 2gether!hehehe :D

[CowboyB]

@dathinman

as I so painstakingly pointed out to brain, even scientific researches have come to differing results and professional scientists themselves dare not proclaim their interpretation of the results as fact. only someone who is full of himself will regard his own opinion as fact.:cool:

[TD0620G]

OR u can just watch TV in the room for 2 hours !!! Sorrie... just couln't resist it bro...:o

Anyway.. u cumming down end of this month w Kool ?? The BS Gals all MISS u lei !!!

kekeke true also can watch tv but rather not leh... tv is a sensitive issue heheheh anything related to the word TV sure need a lot of money one

hopefully can make it la... miss bs also luckily we got a mini bs here to make up for it.

[Clit_LickeR]

BUAYA!!!!!!!!!
kekekeke :p
Bro you siggy machiam like you retiring liao huh?
2 words for you : ' Dont Bedek' !!!

[DeKuip]

kekekeke :p
Bro you siggy machiam like you retiring liao huh?
2 words for you : ' Dont Bedek' !!!

Thanks bro, me old liao... tat's why need to retired loh. Btw, what is Bedek?? :confused:

[Clit_LickeR]

Thanks bro, me old liao... tat's why need to retired loh.
Dont Bluff...
btw bedek = bluff.... DeKuip = D cuppers (but you not even A cup) :p
Like dat how to call you in public? D cup? later all ther gals turn around and saw your flat chest.... :D

[Brainy]

Yes I admit I don't know a closet is called a dark ballroom :D If you like closets just say so... no need to hide here hide there and change the location to Hong Kong! By the way, pls remember to turn off the chandelier when you exit the closet..opps.. I mean dark ballroom. Sorry to tell you this but you have been conned. If you can't see the woman and it is pitch dark, most likely it is not a woman. It may look like a woman, sound like a woman and feel like a woman, but most likely it is a man. When you pay the bill, you are now allowed to view the person for fear than you get a heart attack and the joint does not want to be responsible for your medical bills and exposure to the public. Btw did you verify that the stick that she is wearing is a dildo or the real thing?

Yawn! Told you to change your font colour to green.

Act your age not your shoe size.To keep on at me like this when you don't even know me is sad. Probably because you suffer from smalldickitis.

Don't worry, me and the boys will hold a candlelight vigil for you, sing some hymns and pray to God to ask him to give you a special place in Heaven because he gave you such a small dick here on earth.

[Brainy]

I really fail to understand why the nick Brainy was used.. from best guesses that always go wrong and inferiority complex name droppings to self worship I can only come to the conclusion that it is a person who is struggling to come to terms with his sexuality.

By the way, since when is science is based on best guesses instead of facts? I certainly hope the next doctor you visit will not be 'guessing' which intrument to use on you.. whether an anal probe or barbeque stick. :D

To be accepted anywhere you don't have to try so hard to sound intelligent and arrogant. Sometimes, it is better to be quiet and let people assume you are smart and humble, which is better than sounding like a fool.

Yeah! You are right. Casting pearls before swine eh? Before I keep quiet, I was wondering, does the TD in your id stand for 'Tiny Dick'? Don't fault a brother for wondering.

Take your own advice before dishing it out. Guess you hav had too many anal probes, huh? That would account for your uptight nature.:cool:

[ukcheong]

Hi bros, though I'm been quiet for sometime, something woke me from my slumber. A question. A riddle perhaps.

Most bros here jest in good humour.. they give and sometimes they take. But usually come dawn of a new day, all is forgotten and we smile, cheers, drink and of course f**k coz after all, if it's not to f**k why are we here?

But some for whatever reason always feel the need to "step down" on someone in order to perhaps prove himself right or *gasp* superior. Can we not debate or argue as equals? Must you be wrong in order for me to be right? Must you bow down in order for me to stand tall?

Alas.... sometimes the brain muddles what the mind conceives. Opinion becomes fact. Assumpion turn into evidence.

Talking about "brain"... The difference between mind and brain is that brain deals only with memorized, subjective, special-case experiences and objective experiments, while mind extracts and employs the generalized principles and integrates and interrelates their effective employment. Brain deals exclusively with the physical, and mind exclusively with the metaphysical.

Sorry.. I was getting distracted. I was ahem trying to sound "brainy".

Some ppl tried to use words to "hurt" and when they failed, they attempt to assassinate the other person's character. Small dicks, Shoe size but have we not learn that saying someone's dick is small does not make ours ahem, longer. Or perhaps he hopes... he hopes.... and who are we to deprieve someone already shorn of faith, such small hope that makes up their fragile identity.

An inferior person needs to know he's "better" than you in order to feel secure. He needs to know you have small or tiny dick in order for him to feel he's uhm, endowed. He needs to know you think like a 9 yo in order for him to feel he is Mensa material.

Oh yes before I go, the question I first mentioned. Bro Brainy in his reply said "Yeah! You are right. Casting pearls before swine eh?" I presume he, me, you and everyone have the same understanding of this phrase.... if so then pray remove me from my torture... is bro Brainy saying he himself is a swine?

Ah so.. now I und where he got the inspiration for his nick!

After all, if you have to tell someone you are a woman (re: brainy), you are probably not. :rolleyes:

Now, let me slink back to my corner and get back into my hibernate mode... ssshhh.......

Peace be to all cheonging brothers.

p/s Bro KLKool, do you know how one becomes a "wet blanket"?
Ans: By fornicating with sheeps in the rain! :p

[Boost]

Bro, i'm not good la... i'm also blind like a mouse, just use feeling only. Too bad my fingers can't install video cam, else confirm hit the spot everytime. :D

But seriously, they always wanted to push my hand away, or they will try to lock up their thighs together... i really dun understand why they react this way when they are clearly squirming with ecstasy... is it because they feel too shiok already and can't take it anymore? or from what i heard, when nearing G-Spot orgasm, the girls will feel like peeing... it could be because of this thats why they stop me?...
But i really dunno... my Thai not good, duno how to ask them.

Any bros here who are successful care to shed some light for me? Thanks!

Ya I think so too. Peeing means you are very close!!! Try to convince them to just let it go! :)

[TD0620G]

Yawn! Told you to change your font colour to green.

Don't worry, me and the boys will hold a candlelight vigil for you, sing some hymns and pray to God to ask him to give you a special place in Heaven because he gave you such a small dick here on earth.

hur hur hur hur hur! Do you have color blindness and only see in green? Young boy, is it school holidays already? I buy green crayon for you ok?! Don't try too hard... your 'brain' already struggling for a few days to process a reply, use it too much and it'll have permanent damage.

Yes I have a tiny dick compared to a sperm whale, but at least better than you who have no dick! Or should I have to ask Michelle Yeoh and who is the other one... Tom Cruise eh? Or maybe Superman?

Btw if you have a brain learn how to use it, you don't have to waste bandwidth to reply twice. Just use the quote function.

Yeah! You are right. Casting pearls before swine eh? Before I keep quiet, I was wondering, does the TD in your id stand for 'Tiny Dick'? Don't fault a brother for wondering.

Take your own advice before dishing it out. Guess you hav had too many anal probes, huh? That would account for your uptight nature.

Stop wondering and use your brain. Before you guess, wonder and stress that poor tiny pea, do a websearch for TD0620G and you'll find the answer easily. Do you know how to do a websearch? First, go to www.google.com and then type in the word TD0620G on the search function. Then, move your mouse cursor to the search button and click the mouse button. Not the right button, but the left one! Ohh sorry.... I forgot to explain to you what a websearch is. I leave that for your next lesson ok boy boy? :D Do good and I'll buy you a lollipop.. a green one too!

[BLUESMAN]

Sorry wrong post

[mbz777]

Mr Brainy, you've just let the cat out of the bag....i think TD is rite...this is probably a 15yo form3 sch kid jz finished PMR and ponteng fr sch...so while parents away at work can curi curi log on2 sbf and post his childish arrogant nonsense lah...

Brainy is brainless after all huh? dont hv anythg else to say so hv to resort to character assasination of TD? wanna act like such an experienced and knowledgable character but alas! cant control the juvenile inside eh? Go listen to Eagles' "Get over it"....and go kick yourself in the *ss!

Halo, dont hv to hint about watever places you've been around the world, whoever celebs you know lah...coz we all know as much if not more than you....the question is....do they know U?

Wanna gain respect, go post more FRs for evy1's enlightenment...empty brains!

[DeKuip]

Yeah! You are right. Casting pearls before swine eh? Before I keep quiet, I was wondering, does the TD in your id stand for 'Tiny Dick'? Don't fault a brother for wondering.

For ur information TD stand for Turbo Dick! :cool:

[DeKuip]

Hi bros, though I'm been quiet for sometime, something woke me from my slumber. A question. A riddle perhaps.

Lei sin san.. (Mr Lee lah..),

U mia so long selling butt arr? Ma hai... dont forget u still owe me a cup of coffee leh!!

[ukcheong]

Lei sin san.. (Mr Lee lah..),

U mia so long selling butt arr? Ma hai... dont forget u still owe me a cup of coffee leh!!

Ah.. the coffee. Wait...

(after many minutes rummaging...)

Yes found it. It's still here... one full cup of coffee. But I left it there since I said I buy you a cup of coffee.... dunno how many months already wor. u still wan to drink it?

Let me see... looks like drinkable. some funny smell... and some white stuff, fungal mushroom maybe on the surface.. but other than that, I think no problem, can drink.

I und those white stuff makes your didi stronger. :rolleyes:

So when you wan your cup of coffee? hehe

[leeman]

Yeah! You are right. Casting pearls before swine eh? Before I keep quiet, I was wondering, does the TD in your id stand for 'Tiny Dick'? Don't fault a brother for wondering.


Stay stay....roll OVER....yes GOOD DoG!!! No need a Brainer to guess or wonder I use to have...THE BRAINY THE PET DOG! :D

[Brainy]

[QUOTE=TD0620G]hur hur hur hur hur! Do you have color blindness and only see in green? Young boy, is it school holidays already? I buy green crayon for you ok?! Don't try too hard... your 'brain' already struggling for a few days to process a reply, use it too much and it'll have permanent damage.

Knew you would try to clarify my statement by trying to prove that you are "hung like a horse..." How original.

I laid the trap and you fell into it.:D You just been psyched, sucker! Kee kee kee...

Girly, girly how you feeling now??? I am the puppet master and you move to my rhythm. :p

[Brainy]

[QUOTE=ukcheong]Hi bros, though I'm been quiet for sometime, something woke me from my slumber. A question. A riddle perhaps.

Most bros here jest in good humour.. they give and sometimes they take. But usually come dawn of a new day, all is forgotten and we smile, cheers, drink and of course f**k coz after all, if it's not to f**k why are we here?

Dear Brother,

What has been posted to me was not in jest. All's fair in sex and war. But, alas, some of you here are biased.:rolleyes:

[Brainy]

Stay stay....roll OVER....yes GOOD DoG!!! No need a Brainer to guess or wonder I use to have...THE BRAINY THE PET DOG! :D

I don't know you Brother Leeman and I have yet to visit your place in TTDI, but it is bad form to insult a potential customer.

Guess I won't be making a visit to your place after such an insult. You think TD will remain loyal to you if you don't provide good stocks? He will love you so long as you feed him. Stop and you'll be his lunch. So who's the dog now?

Perhaps you felt you had to come out in defence of that TD fella' because he has already been to your place. But surely his money is no greener than mine:confused:

[TD0620G]

Knew you would try to clarify my statement by trying to prove that you are "hung like a horse..." How original.

I laid the trap and you fell into it. You just been psyched, sucker! Kee kee kee...

Girly, girly how you feeling now??? I am the puppet master and you move to my rhythm. :p

Sorry boy boy nobody said anything about being hung like a horse. U like looking at horse dicks eh? Looks like you fell into your own trap. Don't jump into conclusions. When a person says he is not A, doesn't mean he has to be B. He can be C,D or E. Do you know what is A eh? First, bring out your green crayon.. then press the crayon on your forehead. Next. Move diagonally upwards and then downwards so it looks like a opposite V. Then draw a line in between. Next look at the mirror and you have a big A on your forhead! What does A stand for? For you loh.. Asshole! :D For lessons on you the Asshole wait for our next class ah... this time I forgot to bring your green lollipop, but since you like horses so much, u use the green crayon and colour its dick to suck ok?

[TD0620G]

but it is bad form to insult a potential customer.



Then no harm insulting u boy boy... underage boys not allowed, especially ones that do not know how to behave. Anyway his place do not have green lollipop for you to suck or horse dicks for u to salivate on.

[KLKOOL]

I don't know you Brother Leeman and I have yet to visit your place in TTDI, but it is bad form to insult a potential customer.


Its ok... dun think he needs customer like u to go there and explain economic theories, quantum physics and nanotech to his ladies... later got too many brainy clones :rolleyes:

[Gorken]

Waaa....long time never read this thread...never know our koala bear does have sharp claws...dun play play huh......

[Brainy]

Its ok... dun think he needs customer like u to go there and explain economic theories, quantum physics and nanotech to his ladies... later got too many brainy clones

:D :D Nice one KLKool.

But still not fair to call someone you never met, a dog, is it?

[Brainy]

Then no harm insulting u boy boy... underage boys not allowed, especially ones that do not know how to behave. Anyway his place do not have green lollipop for you to suck or horse dicks for u to salivate on.

Ok, ok. Time out!

I defer to you TD0620G. Life is too short and too many women still to fuck for us to be carrying on like this.

Let's smoke the peace pipe, ok? Lets's agree to disagree. Coolio?

[leeman]

I don't know you Brother Leeman and I have yet to visit your place in TTDI, but it is bad form to insult a potential customer.

Guess I won't be making a visit to your place after such an insult. You think TD will remain loyal to you if you don't provide good stocks? He will love you so long as you feed him. Stop and you'll be his lunch. So who's the dog now?

Perhaps you felt you had to come out in defence of that TD fella' because he has already been to your place. But surely his money is no greener than mine:confused:

No worries Mr Brainly!!! Eh have i upset U????Dato Michele Yeoh just Rang up!I just apologize to her! AS for TD he comes in and goes for FREE on ta house!What are u complaining About???

[Brainy]

No worries Mr Brainly!!! Eh have i upset U????Dato Michele Yeoh just Rang up!I just apologize to her! AS for TD he comes in and goes for FREE on ta house!What are u complaining About???

It's all good Brother. No complaints. Came to your place already and you didn't even know it was me. :p

Be cool.