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whutdapuki
19-08-2006, 04:59 PM
Isit safe? we were both sitting down when we got high and she passionately gave me a wonderful bj followed by a hj. didnt bring anything excpet tissues and then i came. it ejaculated out of the tissue ( like exploded andthe tissue tore) and landed on her skirt.

she's wearing a black coloured skirt and it was somewhere in the thigh area that got hit. will anything happen > we quickly went toilet and i asked her to wet it and wash her hands and telling her not to touch her vaginal area with her hands. since we didnt come prepared, we panicked. used her perfume to spray over it and diluted it( alochol contents ?)

how safe isit ? how long will spermys live outside in open air before they die :(

sammyboyfor
19-08-2006, 05:17 PM
how safe isit ? how long will spermys live outside in open air before they die :(

Sperm are commando trained. They will find a way in no matter what you do.

However, you don't have to worry about your kid having body odour. Your baby will smell like perfume from the moment it is born. :D

AngelEye
19-08-2006, 05:46 PM
Sammy boss, u just make the boy become an ant on hot wok...

boy, nothing will happen... sperm do not stay "live" outside the body.

johnnyistoogood
19-08-2006, 06:07 PM
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how safe isit ? how long will spermys live outside in open air before they die :([/QUOTE]

Oh dear! Dont you know sperm can go through skin, through the thighs and work their ways through those flesh, blood veins and eat through the bones and they will not rest til they find the eggs!! With that amount of sperms on her thigh, you may get a thousand eggs fertilized, and we're talking about a thousand babes here! Send her to me quick, I know an ancient way to deal with the sperms! Pm me for more details! Quick!

AngelEye
19-08-2006, 07:18 PM
Oh dear! Dont you know sperm can go through skin, through the thighs and work their ways through those flesh, blood veins and eat through the bones and they will not rest til they find the eggs!! With that amount of sperms on her thigh, you may get a thousand eggs fertilized, and we're talking about a thousand babes here! Send her to me quick, I know an ancient way to deal with the sperms! Pm me for more details! Quick!

haha.... bro.. dun disturb small innocent boy la....

EscortedVisitor
19-08-2006, 07:31 PM
this proof that sex education is an very important subject. they should start teaching the kids in primary school.

Sperm do not survive long once they come into contact with oxygen in the air.

Xgenre
19-08-2006, 11:55 PM
she's wearing a black coloured skirt and it was somewhere in the thigh area that got hit. will anything happen > we quickly went toilet and i asked her to wet it and wash her hands and telling her not to touch her vaginal area with her hands. since we didnt come prepared, we panicked. used her perfume to spray over it and diluted it( alochol contents ?)

how safe isit ? how long will spermys live outside in open air before they die :(

Dun panic. How old are you? Why is there a need to tell us it's a black colour skirt? If it's a normal skirt, standing up will create a gap between the skirt and the body right? She's not wearing underwear?

Wah, your sperm can survive exposed to the environment, penetrate through the fabric of the skirt, through her underwear and can still swim to the egg ah? If so easy to get pregnant, Singapore wun have a falling birth rate already. :D

whutdapuki
20-08-2006, 09:33 AM
erm cause she wear black and went to her grandmother place:eek: panicked to know if her parents and relatives found out :eek:

she is wearing panty.. i didnt touch her anywhere down there .. too busy playing with her big boobies

poison
20-08-2006, 11:16 PM
erm cause she wear black and went to her grandmother place:eek: panicked to know if her parents and relatives found out :eek:

she is wearing panty.. i didnt touch her anywhere down there .. too busy playing with her big boobies

Next time bring wet tissue out. Thicker and not torn easily. After eating, also easier to clean mouth, dun need to find toilet.

JWNY
20-08-2006, 11:24 PM
Next time bring wet tissue out. Thicker and not torn easily. After eating, also easier to clean mouth, dun need to find toilet. Good suggestion bro...but i suggest to swallow...much faster and no hassle, lick him dry...

JWNY

sinbad01
21-08-2006, 02:02 AM
I was waiting for some senior bros to say " so fast sch holidays liao ar" :D

jng1103
21-08-2006, 03:47 AM
Isit safe? how safe isit ? how long will spermys live outside in open air before they die

*LOL* oh little boy, u r supposed to be at school studying biology and NOT sexualogy. u should be in school library doing school projects instead of hiding at bushes for ur little ger ger to bj/hj U. oh no... she will pregnant coz she touched ur spermz and it will take *19months* to see ur newly born kid. sexcited bor? :D

sigh, our education system failed again...

jimbo

Big Sexy
21-08-2006, 09:01 AM
Although sperm can live for many weeks while in the testicle, sperm remains capable of fertilization only 24 to 48 hours after ejaculation. The woman's egg can probably only be fertilized for 12 to 48 hours after ovulation.

i have a sticky on sperm.. read more if you are interested.. :)

http://forum.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=40699&page=5


how safe isit ? how long will spermys live outside in open air before they die :(

Horny Luke
21-08-2006, 09:42 AM
Sperm do not survive long once they come into contact with oxygen in the air.

This is true. Your sperm won't last long, it will die out due to the exposed state. Unless of course your sperm is S.A.S trained :D

ProjectSawadee
21-08-2006, 08:10 PM
you already say skirt already, not inside her so you don't have to worry la. the chances are like buying toto and striking 3 times in a row lor. but you damm cute to ask this questions hehe at least make me laugh since its monday blues today.

cheers
PS

dathinman
22-08-2006, 01:01 AM
What a way to go. :rolleyes:

If being ejaculated on to a skirt (and not a vagina or a mouth at least) isn't bad enough, the poor sperm has to suffer the indignity of being doused by perfume.

PS.
I forgot, the skirt is black. :)

asdfghjkl
22-08-2006, 01:14 AM
btw why is this a Sexual Health Issue ah? :confused:

wolf78
22-08-2006, 08:39 AM
I was waiting for some senior bros to say " so fast sch holidays liao ar" :D

lolz.... poly ba~ :D

Big Sexy
22-08-2006, 05:09 PM
There is a slight possibility that ejaculate or pre-ejaculate could seep through underwear

People please read the sticky.. there are tons of useful information there... :)

http://forum.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=40699&page=5

you already say skirt already, not inside her so you don't have to worry la. cheers
PS

This is true. Your sperm won't last long, it will die out due to the exposed state

Sperm do not survive long once they come into contact with oxygen in the air.

Horny Luke
22-08-2006, 07:23 PM
There is a slight possibility that ejaculate or pre-ejaculate could seep through underwear

Maybe there is but if it's exposed, the sperm will "die" depending on the environment it's exposed to. Yes some may say around half an hour (from the stickys) or more but in certain conditions, it won't last more than 10 mins. Depending on different conditions :cool:

If someone can post an article/news regarding a women getting pregnant because sperm seeped into their underwear please do. That would be very interesting. I've never heard/read about women getting pregnant this way but hey, nothings impossible :)

Big Sexy
22-08-2006, 09:12 PM
horny luke... my point was that it is not totally impossible for ejaculate(Semen) or pre-ejaculate to seep through underwear( esp thin one) and made someone pregnant which some of you guys here are trying the project..... the chance of it happening however small does not make my argument any weaker which is supported in your last statement.."nothing is impossible"

however your point on "sperm depending on different condition to survive" is valid.... Sperm survive well in moist, warm places that are around body temperature and can live in a woman's body for up to six days. Sperm die anywhere between a half an hour to four hours after being ejaculated. As long as pre-ejaculate or ejaculate is still wet, sperm can survive and cause pregnancy. If the pre-ejaculate or ejaculate has dried, been wiped off, or washed off, there are no longer any living sperm. Sperm however is only capable of fertilization only 24 to 48 hours after ejaculation.

Cheers!:)


it won't last more than 10 mins. Depending on different conditions ... but hey, nothings impossible :)

Horny Luke
22-08-2006, 09:51 PM
Point noted Bro Big Sexy.

Hmmm wonder how long Sperm would live in drastic conditions such as the North Pole :D

SeAHuM
08-01-2007, 06:28 PM
Hmmmmm....... its been 5 months since the treadstarter ejaculate on his gf's skirt......wondering if the baby is a girl or boy....

no_faith
08-01-2007, 08:38 PM
hope itz twins...

maufans
15-01-2007, 09:10 PM
This is a silly topic & silly question lah ... next time sure lots of people asking "Ejaculated on hands", "Ejaculated on Face", Ejaculated on Toe" ... whatever lah! Aim the chee bye next time OK! :D :D

Goony
16-01-2007, 10:49 AM
my oh my... how can I only spot this post only now?
Im only concerned about his gf's big boobies. :D