Female Users

[abcdefg7]

JUst wondering... are there actually any female users?

HAd a discussion with a mate and figured that the ladies would probably steer clear from this kinda site?

Im sure they have their needs too but i dun think listening/reading what a bunch of guys have to say about bonking would actually entice them right?

[guess67]

No female here :D

[JiByeSlut]

You are correct, only guys and ladyboys in sbf

[FunnyHippo]

Tiagong hearsay the chiobus in this forum super horny...
My fren de fren de fren SIC one...
Mai zap me hor...

:D

[FishyPartner]

JUst wondering... are there actually any female users?

HAd a discussion with a mate and figured that the ladies would probably steer clear from this kinda site?

Im sure they have their needs too but i dun think listening/reading what a bunch of guys have to say about bonking would actually entice them right?

I am a female user. I use them when I need some One to cook, bath me and keep my mattress warm.

[FishyPartner]

Tiagong hearsay the chiobus in this forum super horny...
My fren de fren de fren SIC one...
Mai zap me hor...

:D

Heresay the water horses here are smelly. They use their tails as a butt wiper. I just passing by and watching Nat Geo wild Africa.

[Spector69]

No female here :D

Hor hor I tell your bf you not a female.

[Babarella]

No female here :D

Hor Hor ! You say I not a girl.. You show me yours and I show u mine.

[SexualEuphoria]

LOL why the assumption that no females are here? How independents work then?

[WuJiPostInOrgy]

LOL why the assumption that no females are here? How independents work then?

They listen to one asshole who always Tiagong here and Tiagong there .... and actually believed :D

[SexualEuphoria]

What is tiagong?

[Femalepartner]

No female here :D

I am a female but don't tell my bf I am here.

[SexualEuphoria]

I am a female but don't tell my bf I am here.

AHAHAHAHAHAS!!! Hi-5 gurl!! :D

[BlickBassy]

What is tiagong?

Likely a local fruit but I am not sure eating it will produce sexual euphoria.

[SexualEuphoria]

Likely a local fruit but I am not sure eating it will produce sexual euphoria.

Uh...... That was a bad pun......

[guess67]

Hor hor I tell your bf you not a female.

Hor Hor ! You say I not a girl.. You show me yours and I show u mine.

I am a female but don't tell my bf I am here.

You are correct, only guys and ladyboys in sbf


See... only guys and ladyboys mah :D

[bloodbandit]

Just passing by...those that knows me,knows me lar hor..haha

[hermit1313]

Shit, you mean some of the sis i bonk here are ladies boys??? Damn!!!

[FishPartner]

See... only guys and ladyboys mah :D

Are you looking for a fish partner?

[ah rat]

Hor Hor ! You say I not a girl.. You show me yours and I show u mine.

I show my neh neh,u show yr neh neh :p :D

[Babarella]

I show my neh neh,u show yr neh neh :p :D

Bro Ah Rat! Show yours!

http://i60.tinypic.com/2qdczeo.jpg

[Sexwithlace]

Me .. female user herr.

[Spector69]

Me .. female user herr.

Prove it...

[Sexwithlace]

Im a female user leh... but only read stories. :/ anw... how to share pic ah? Like cant share pic one.

[Femalepartner]

Im a female user leh... but only read stories. :/ anw... how to share pic ah? Like cant share pic one.

Female to female : we will help each other. Just pm me dear. We will band together hon.

[Sexwithlace]

Female to female : we will help each other. Just pm me dear. We will band together hon.

Haha. Pm u

[MattJB]

Nice to see more n more ladies joining the forum.
Have fun :)

[B3ys]

So many female user coming out.. one thread all come out haha

[Sexwithlace]

Bros, female also got needs also will feel kinky de ma. Only that we dont say out cos shy ma. But still keen to know more one la :P

[iSlut69]

Me reporting too...
:D

[B3ys]

Girls tend to be shy need guy to take the first step.

[otamay]

Maybe can organise some sexitives here.

[Johnbass]

Tiagong chiobus don't use chiobu nicks and avatars...
And chiobus don't like posting in forum threads...
My chiobu fren says one...
:D

[guess67]

Tiagong chiobus don't use chiobu nicks and avatars...
And chiobus don't like posting in forum threads...
My chiobu fren says one...
:D

Intro your chiobu fren leh :D

[Johnbass]

Intro your chiobu fren leh :D

U Mai chiobu say my chiobu fren chiobu hor...
Drink more water hor...
:D

[guess67]

U Mai chiobu say my chiobu fren chiobu hor...
Drink more water hor...
:D

When is our lunch leh? :confused:

[Johnbass]

When is our lunch leh? :confused:

Next time we go Geylang jiak...
:D

[guess67]

Next time we go Geylang jiak...
:D

Come northpoint lah :)

[ExBro]

Sarpork! Bumpz for awareness!

[abcdefg7]

Bro Ah Rat! Show yours!

http://i60.tinypic.com/2qdczeo.jpg

Now those are a lovely pair of tits.

[ol'coyote]

Come northpoint lah :)

northpoint no hotels nearby...
me nearby loy kee now...
hehehe...

[abcdefg7]

Anyway,

I was curious to find out but its nice to know that some of the ladies here are very comfortable with their sexuality and very willing to chit chat with us guys in this forum.

This forum has dam alot of interesting reads especially during GE2015, loved reading all the hype and comments.

NOT interested in the FLs. Decided to give up! Well, because mutual sex is always better than paid sex!

Just sayin'

[guess67]

northpoint no hotels nearby...
me nearby loy kee now...
hehehe...

Come northpoint have lunch or dinner ONLY lah :rolleyes:

[ol'coyote]

Come northpoint have lunch or dinner ONLY lah :rolleyes:

actually...
me will be near northpoint later in evening...
got mtg in upp bt timah at 3pm...
then another mtg in yishun at 6pm...

[FunnyHippo]

Tiagong chiobus usually very shy...
But the IT mouth super big lor...
No wonder CR like graveyard...

:D

[Johnbass]

Tiagong chiobus usually very shy...
But the IT mouth super big lor...
No wonder CR like graveyard...

:D

Let u go sian barbie... Or vivian...
Mai say Limpeh never pang chance hor...
:D

[ah rat]

Bro Ah Rat! Show yours!



Sis, we meet.I will show you live one :D

[FunnyHippo]

Let u go sian barbie... Or vivian...
Mai say Limpeh never pang chance hor...
:D

You sian Sherine lor...
Mai say LIMPEH never pang chance hor...

:D

[abcdefg7]

You sian Sherine lor...
Mai say LIMPEH never pang chance hor...

:D

Wah.. sian who? sounds like funnn

[guess67]

Wah.. sian who? sounds like funnn

U can try sherine :D

[FishingPartner]

U can try sherine :D

You ! Mai hai Lang Hor .

I know u are not looking for ANY partner but fishing partner with Bak Chang with hei bee inside one can? Now is Mooncake also woh. If your helper busy I also can help woh.

[abcdefg7]

U can try sherine :D

WHo on earth is that?

[guess67]

You ! Mai hai Lang Hor .

I know u are not looking for ANY partner but fishing partner with Bak Chang with hei bee inside one can? Now is Mooncake also woh. If your helper busy I also can help woh.

Where is my bak chang? Mooncake included? :D

[guess67]

WHo on earth is that?

You ! Mai hai Lang Hor .

I know u are not looking for ANY partner but fishing partner with Bak Chang with hei bee inside one can? Now is Mooncake also woh. If your helper busy I also can help woh.

U can check with fishing partner :p

[FishPartner]

WHo on earth is that?

This is an extract from 2004 posting :

Got a list of FLs from a bro here. Went thru' the list A-Z. SMS a few of them as most of the no. are invalid as no longer not in use.

Later, so-called 19yo NUS undergrad Sherine replied the SMS. Her no. is 9433****. She mentioned $150 for 2 hrs at Hotel 81 Lavendar. As mentioned in the list, the voice on the phone quite sexy. Straight away, without much delay, booked her. She asked me to go down immediately.

Checked into Hotel 81 Lavendar. SMSed her my room no. Waited for about 10 min before someone pressed the bell. Looked into the peephole but couldn't see anyone. But saw someone standing at the side.

Waiting no more, I opened the door.... (BRB)

[FishPartner]

Part 2:

As the door was opened....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!

I saw a SUPER-BIG size 'HE?'. Frankly, I don't know how to describe 'HE?'. The way 'HE?' dressed like AQUA. Even the voice.

I was hoping 'HE?' was at the wrong door. Later, 'HE?' asked if I had made appointment with 'HIM?'. I asked for 'HIS?' name. And 'HE?' introduced 'HIMSELF?' as Sherine.

(BRB. Sorry I have to multi-task so that no one can peep at my monitor )

[FishPartner]

This is the 3rd part of the story

(3rd Part)

When 'Sherine' was asking me if I had made the appt., of coz I denied. HHmmm...*perspiring in an air-con hotel*

Then 'Sherine' took out 'HIS?' hp and showed me all the SMS that I had sent. Shit! 'HE?' is Sherine!!!!!!!!! Oh God, HELP ME....

When I still tried to deny, 'HE?' called my no. Of coz my hp rang. If I know this is going to happen, I might have switch it off...

I am smaller size (abt 70kg) and 'HE?' is (90 - 100+++) kg. Try to imagine, bros...

As there were people walked past my room, with 'Sherine' outside my room raising 'HIS?' voice arguing with me, I had no choice. I let 'HIM?' in....... :(

(BRB - 4th part coming up)

[FishPartner]

Sherine is an urban myth. Some say IT is Johnbass others recounted Cindy Sherry Shitty and so many names. But. One thing for sure, this ladyboy is crafty and always hide behind the door and ambush IT's victim. IT has the size of Incredible Hulk. IT is flulgy. You have to throw $50 notes to lure IT away so you can get help. So Stay Away from IT.

[FishPartner]

Part 4 : the ugly part

OK..let's continue

Scene : Inside the room

'Sherine' was mad...but I just keep myself cool. 'Sherine' asked me why I denied. I juz ignored 'HIS?' question and juz watched the TV. Called me heartless man coz played around with a 19yo, virgin girl (almost puke!!!)

Asked my opinion about 'HIM?'. I answered that 'HE?' looks like a gay. That reply made 'HIM?' SUPER-ANGRY. I don't care less... Kept asking me what am I going to do since 'HE?' is here. (OOhhh please, I don't think my didi will get hard, even a second).

Later, told me about 'HIS?' so-called relative, who is a lawyer. Acussed me that I had cheated 'HIM?'. Then 'HE?' threatened me that 'HE?' is going to report this matter to the hotel receptionist, police (and I guess the whole world) coz I had cheated 'HIM?'. 'HE?' talked and talked and talked, saying wanted to bring shame to me and my family members.

Later, 'HE?' asked me why I don't care when 'HE?' wanted to report this case to the police. (Please lah, do u think police want to take up this case? On what ground???) Then 'HE?' asked me what I'm working as. I juz replied I am a civil servant. When 'HE?' asked for more, I replied 'Police'. 'HE?' was stunned.

I guess 'HE?' was convinced coz 'HE?' changed the topic, from threatening a policeman to other matters.

(BRB)

[FishPartner]

Part 5 :

and the story continues...

offered 'HIM?' cab fare and asked 'HIM?' to leave but 'HE?' refused. I juz try to build up my patience...

Later, offered 'HIM?' to sit and we chit chat since 'HE?' wanted it. Before that, I asked if 'HE?' is going to charge $150 for the chit chat session. Since 'HE?' is not charging, I juz had TCS with 'HIM?'.

HHmmmm....forced myself to chit chat with 'HIM?' on many topics. Haa haa...'HE?' said 'HE?' is a Medicine undergrad...? *puke* Boasting this and that. I juz put on my deaf ears and watched the TV.

Then...'HE?' requested for something. After saying 'HE?' is a Medicine Undergrad, 'HE?' requested me to see my didi so that 'HE?' knows male anatomy better...haa haa

Again, I began to perspire...What should I do?

Using my identity as a policeman, I warned 'HIM?' that a woman can also be charged for molest... I had to convince 'HIM?' this before anything happens to me....

'HE?' did not dare to touch my didi even though I could see initially 'HE?' had intention to touch it. 'HE?' begged me to expose my didi so that 'HE?' can understand anatomy better...

Wah lan! Frankly, in my heart, since we are inside the room, no one sees us...ANYTHING can happen to me...That suddenly became my main worry!!!

[FishPartner]

Part 6...

After I refused to expose my didi, I was shocked when 'HE?' asked for more. Now 'HE?' requested me to masturbate in front of 'HIM?'. 'HE?' juz curious how man masturbate. To 'HIM?', 'HE?' is virgin and innocent. (Haa haa)

Again I refused. Frankly, I dont think my didi will 'Mari Kita' if I am going to masturbate. I guessed 'HE?' was not happy. And again I had to tell 'HIM?' that I can accused 'HIM?' a molester if 'HE?' put 'HIS?' hand on my didi.

Then we continue to TCS....

After about 45 mins, I told 'HIM?' that I had leave. Guess wat...

'HE?' invited me to have dinner with 'HIM?'.... SIAO! I told 'HIM?' I had to be home to have dinner with my family...

Opening up the door, as a gentleman to 19yo virgin, decent girl, I told 'HIM?' that I am giving 'HIM?' the cab fare. 'HE?' asked for $50, inclusive of 'HIS?' dinner. I refused and gave 'HIM?' $30...(as a gentleman but no intention to encourage 'HIM?'). 'HE?' was not happy and again wanted to make police report. I challenged 'HIM?' and again tell 'HIM?', me as a policeman, I know the law.

I jus took the key and walked out. Took the same lift down. But instead at ground floor, 'HE?' stopped at level 2. And I juz left 'HIM?' in the hotel as I took taxi home...

(BRB - there's more.....but later at night)

[FishPartner]

This is the true account of Sherine. It was written in April 2004. Today Sherine is morphed into Johnbass. Some says Sherine or Johnbass is reformed but on weekends you can hear the screams of fear and trepidation of bangla and all manner of men in Little India, Changi Village and some say JB too.

[Babarella]

Sis, we meet.I will show you live one :D

PTPP ! Ah Rat you no scare I eat you?

[ah rat]

PTPP ! Ah Rat you no scare I eat you?

Sis, I strip nude and lay on the bed ,waiting for to come to eat me :p

[Babarella]

Sis, I strip nude and lay on the bed ,waiting for to come to eat me :p

This piques my curiosity n I must warn u, I have a huge appetite for sex.

[Femalepartner]

Babie can u don't be so overt n enthusiastic?

[WuJiPostInOrgy]

You sian Sherine lor...
Mai say LIMPEH never pang chance hor...

:D

It is revealed ...... Johnbass is Sherine ...... u ask IT to sian ITself?
:D :D

[FarkSerious]

It is revealed ...... Johnbass is Sherine ...... u ask IT to sian ITself?
:D :D

Fark Serious?
:eek:

[ah rat]

This piques my curiosity n I must warn u, I have a huge appetite for sex.

I good at teh neh neh .U want to have yr neh neh teh :p :D

[Sexwithlace]

Omg.. who is that sherrine, got foto?

[moken]

Now those are a lovely pair of tits.

these tits belong to JULIA if I am not wrong

[Babarella]

these tits belong to JULIA if I am not wrong

I hate people who make general statements and not back up with facts.

Show the tits belong to JULIA and I stop posting. Otherwise shut your trap.

[FetPartner]

Omg.. who is that sherrine, got foto?

Never never never ask for the picture of a monster unless you are buffy the vampire slayer.

[johnbasslutwife]

Just checking if Johnbass is here
:D

[Johnbass]

Tiagong this becomes another Kaopeh-ME thread...
Not my fault hor...
No wonder all the chiobus prefer to PM/whatsapp me...
:D

[Rain-Men]

This is hilarious..keep the threads going bros and sis! :D

[abcdefg7]

Never never never ask for the picture of a monster unless you are buffy the vampire slayer.

Absolutely hilarious answer mate! But i think it can also apply if you are Van Helsing

[iPussy69]

Johnbass only loves ladyboy...
IT will suck the dick dry.
:D

[Johnbass]

Johnbass only loves ladyboy...
IT will suck the dick dry.
:D

Tiagong u into ladyboy?
Later find 1 to slap your face with kkj...
:D

[JohnBoJi]

Tiagong u into ladyboy?
Later find 1 to slap your face with kkj...
:D

You ARE the ladyboy, but too bad u don't have kkj
And this is a fact, not Tiagong
:D

[Johnbass]

You ARE the ladyboy, but too bad u don't have kkj
And this is a fact, not Tiagong
:D

And you are BOJI?
Limpeh WIN again...
#PangChance
:D

[Babarella]

And you are BOJI?
Limpeh WIN again...
#PangChance
:D

everyone wants to see how IT looks like. Post your pic, wuji bo, winner?
SIC

[iJiBye69]

And you are BOJI?
Limpeh WIN again...
#PangChance
:D

Why u call yourself BOJI?
u know we know can already, no need to announce
Stupid dog
#facepaw
:D

[Johnbass]

everyone wants to see how IT looks like. Post your pic, wuji bo, winner?
SIC

Everyone is YOU sibo?
PTPP, Limpeh treat u Taiwan sausage ai mai?
Mai come here riot lah...
Here is not M'sia...
HENG AH!
:D

[Babarella]

Everyone is YOU sibo?
PTPP, Limpeh treat u Taiwan sausage ai mai?
Mai come here riot lah...
Here is not M'sia...
HENG AH!
:D
Omg.. who is that sherrine, got foto?

Everyone. You need a definition. Angmo u don't know the use dog language can?

bow wow wow wow. (translated, EVERYONE want to see your pic)

p/s

1. heresay you got no kjj.
2. no one believe your PTPP anymore.
3. Fly Kite, Sherine.
4. Malaysia wayang kulit is not riot.
5. Claypot soccer is not Heng.

[MakeYouBark]

Everyone. You need a definition. Angmo u don't know the use dog language can?

bow wow wow wow. (translated, EVERYONE want to see your pic)

p/s

1. heresay you got no kjj. Not hearsay, IT is a fact, pun intended
2. no one believe your PTPP anymore. IT is NABO - No Action Bark Only
3. Fly Kite, Sherine. be more direct - Fark Off, Johnbass
4. Malaysia wayang kulit is not riot.
5. Claypot soccer is not Heng.

IT put pic, whole country will vomit ..... our hospitals not enough bed sia
:D

[iPussy69]

Tiagong u into ladyboy?
Later find 1 to slap your face with kkj...
:D

Your friends are all ladyboys too?
Nice...
Enjoy sucking each others KKJ hor...
Opps... U no KKJ.
U can finger their assholes...
:D

[abcdefg7]

Oh man, can we not talk about this thing anymore.

lets stick back to the topic, about female users and not some confused individual.

haha

[Johnbass]

Oh man, can we not talk about this thing anymore.

lets stick back to the topic, about female users and not some confused individual.

haha

Not my fault hor...
I passing by nia...
I must go visit other threads as well...
:D

[Silentreader88]

Oh man, can we not talk about this thing anymore.

lets stick back to the topic, about female users and not some confused individual.

haha

I wanted to remain as a silent reader but certain thing must voice out! You see this it and seaj , they can be a 'she' or a 'he'! So are they male or female users? Btw, tiagong they both like to play ping pong!:D everyone is cuntfused!

[FunnyHippo]

Not my fault hor...
I passing by nia...
I must go visit other threads as well...
:D

See lah...
Your fault. AGAIN.
WUJI you go Orgies sub-forum riot...
Mai say LIMPEH never pang chance hor...
白痴

:D

[abcdefg7]

So i guess it turns out that there really arent many lady users here in this forum. i reckon the ratio is like 20:1

=( Thats sad.

its always interesting to hear/chat with lady and seek opinions etc... if they are on this forum then obviously means they are a little bit more kinky than the rest of the population and would be great to get tips! all in PM of course.

When i mean ladies, i dont mean the ones like Sherine. *shivers*

[kryst4l]

I am a female user too. I don't talk that often here but I do come in once awhile to read stories and chat with some of the guys here..

I'm also here because.... my boyfriend isnt really into sex.... the guys here helps me to kill time by chatting...

[abcdefg7]

I am a female user too. I don't talk that often here but I do come in once awhile to read stories and chat with some of the guys here..

I'm also here because.... my boyfriend isnt really into sex.... the guys here helps me to kill time by chatting...


Hi kryst4l, Sorry to hear about your predicament but well, i guess sometimes, us guys are just as complicated or maybe at times, even more complicated than women.

Kudos to you.

[Johnbass]

I am a female user too. I don't talk that often here but I do come in once awhile to read stories and chat with some of the guys here..

I'm also here because.... my boyfriend isnt really into sex.... the guys here helps me to kill time by chatting...

Hi chiobu!
Next time I can help you kill time also...
:D

[Sexwithlace]

I am a female user too. I don't talk that often here but I do come in once awhile to read stories and chat with some of the guys here..

I'm also here because.... my boyfriend isnt really into sex.... the guys here helps me to kill time by chatting...

Aloha! Welcome to the rare species of sammyboy le femme 😁

[PPGirl]

I also come in here kill time :p
Bcos only meet my bf on wkends due to work commitments ;)