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17-08-2015, 09:50 AM
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Transmodified from pliant Mouthpiece CNA @ hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/changes-to-town-councils/2054736.html
PEASANTPORE: The Fix Labour Town Councils Decree — which has taken more than two years, and counting — will be put on the back-burner should Aljunied peasants repent and sarpok Ruler Loong.
Asked about an update on the review, Pigeonhole Minion Penang $$$$$ said it is ongoing. “Previously, I was hoping we issue an decree, change the rules and fix Labour at Aljunied but if those rebellious peasants return to the fold, then not necessary,” he said in an interview with Mouthpiece TODAY last Thursday (Aug 13).
“Aljunied peasants, heed the old Hokkien saying, we fix Potong Pasir for many many full moons and the younger pragmatic peasants finally caved in and sarpok Ruler Loong. It is wiser in Peasantpore to sell your conscience, send your old parents to JB homes or even toss out anti-regime peasant representatives,” he quipped. “You know, I know what is in store if Aljunied peasants choose to join the Dark Side.”
The review, designed to give the regime oversight over opposition ward town councils, is a backdoor to create trouble for pro-Labour peasants. Headed by Senior Minion of Regime Ugly Lee Ah Shyan, it will give the regime additional powers to use rascal 莫须有 tactics to harass Labour wards and accuse them of acting as dummies and mismanaging their town councils using Housing Mafia (HDB), as the Enforcer.
The review was recommended by a lackey team from Ministry of Fixing Opposition Peasants and Labour (MND). It had endorsed a clear sabotage by fire sale of a town council management computer software by the regime to another regime-owned Arse Information Management (AIM).
The team praised the dirty dodgy tricks — claiming misuse of public funds or any conflict of interest between town-council members and the pro-regime company are justified because they accomplish the aim of fixing rebellious Aljunied peasants and Labour peasant represenatives.
The AIM saga showcased Peasantpore as a third world Asiatic basketcase pseudo democracy. It highlighted Ruler Loong's promise to fix the opposition during his previous Procedural Erection speech guffaws. Labour Aljunied Chairman Sylvia Lim said the performance of the WP’s Aljunied-Hougang Town Council had been clearly sabotaged by the termination of its IT contract with AIM.
Penang $$$$$, aiming to style himself as a pious Buddhist adept, sat on the fence and smiled gleefully during a protracted exchange of words ensued between Labour Lim on one side, and regime Donkeys Teo Ah Pink and AIM Arse Chandra Sabo Neh on the other. Many dirty tricks followed with the Ang Mohs and Nihons amused when pro-regime turkeys distributed 'Fear Uncertainity and Doubt' pamphlets to harass and threaten Aljunied peasants.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://singsupplies.com/showthread.php?212994-Penang-$$$$$-mulls-decree-to-fix-Aljunied-peasants-if-they-go-Labour-again&goto=newpost).
Transmodified from pliant Mouthpiece CNA @ hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/changes-to-town-councils/2054736.html
PEASANTPORE: The Fix Labour Town Councils Decree — which has taken more than two years, and counting — will be put on the back-burner should Aljunied peasants repent and sarpok Ruler Loong.
Asked about an update on the review, Pigeonhole Minion Penang $$$$$ said it is ongoing. “Previously, I was hoping we issue an decree, change the rules and fix Labour at Aljunied but if those rebellious peasants return to the fold, then not necessary,” he said in an interview with Mouthpiece TODAY last Thursday (Aug 13).
“Aljunied peasants, heed the old Hokkien saying, we fix Potong Pasir for many many full moons and the younger pragmatic peasants finally caved in and sarpok Ruler Loong. It is wiser in Peasantpore to sell your conscience, send your old parents to JB homes or even toss out anti-regime peasant representatives,” he quipped. “You know, I know what is in store if Aljunied peasants choose to join the Dark Side.”
The review, designed to give the regime oversight over opposition ward town councils, is a backdoor to create trouble for pro-Labour peasants. Headed by Senior Minion of Regime Ugly Lee Ah Shyan, it will give the regime additional powers to use rascal 莫须有 tactics to harass Labour wards and accuse them of acting as dummies and mismanaging their town councils using Housing Mafia (HDB), as the Enforcer.
The review was recommended by a lackey team from Ministry of Fixing Opposition Peasants and Labour (MND). It had endorsed a clear sabotage by fire sale of a town council management computer software by the regime to another regime-owned Arse Information Management (AIM).
The team praised the dirty dodgy tricks — claiming misuse of public funds or any conflict of interest between town-council members and the pro-regime company are justified because they accomplish the aim of fixing rebellious Aljunied peasants and Labour peasant represenatives.
The AIM saga showcased Peasantpore as a third world Asiatic basketcase pseudo democracy. It highlighted Ruler Loong's promise to fix the opposition during his previous Procedural Erection speech guffaws. Labour Aljunied Chairman Sylvia Lim said the performance of the WP’s Aljunied-Hougang Town Council had been clearly sabotaged by the termination of its IT contract with AIM.
Penang $$$$$, aiming to style himself as a pious Buddhist adept, sat on the fence and smiled gleefully during a protracted exchange of words ensued between Labour Lim on one side, and regime Donkeys Teo Ah Pink and AIM Arse Chandra Sabo Neh on the other. Many dirty tricks followed with the Ang Mohs and Nihons amused when pro-regime turkeys distributed 'Fear Uncertainity and Doubt' pamphlets to harass and threaten Aljunied peasants.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://singsupplies.com/showthread.php?212994-Penang-$$$$$-mulls-decree-to-fix-Aljunied-peasants-if-they-go-Labour-again&goto=newpost).