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PuNkDeViL
11-04-2015, 11:06 PM
as per title thread.. Ask a What if question and other ppl to answer your question

Let me start a ball rolling :

What if..... I managed to find a travel companion who agreed to go holiday with me????

guess67
11-04-2015, 11:08 PM
What if i start a thread to look for a bf? :p

PuNkDeViL
11-04-2015, 11:09 PM
What if i start a thread to look for a bf? :p

I will apply first Lol

hawkace
11-04-2015, 11:25 PM
What if one day yr son caught you wanking inside toilet?

PuNkDeViL
11-04-2015, 11:40 PM
What if one day yr son caught you wanking inside toilet?

I will tell him ... Boy one day it will be your turn soon:D

WoSW
12-04-2015, 12:00 AM
I will tell him ... Boy one day it will be your turn soon:D

then what if..one day you caught your son wanking in the toilet? :D

missj
12-04-2015, 12:21 AM
then what if..one day you caught your son wanking in the toilet? :D

Then i will him "pls aim into toilet bowl and wash your hands" :D

What if...one day you found your daughter touching herself?

WOOHOO
12-04-2015, 01:17 AM
Then i will him "pls aim into toilet bowl and wash your hands" :D

What if...one day you found your daughter touching herself?

Woo will tell her hey gal ah tts not the way to doit lai mummy shows you best method :p

What if tmr SG no more Internet? :eek:

DanTheCow
12-04-2015, 01:22 AM
What if..... One day SG bans sex....?? Hahahaha..... :p

SteadyPomPP
12-04-2015, 01:30 AM
What if tmr SG no more Internet? :eek:
Then every1 kpkb u will see angry mobs outside starfug,stinktel etc :D

What if..... One day SG bans sex....??
Then there will be sex tourism. Msia,Indonesia,China see a boom in their tourism

What if... you wake up naked next to your enemy?

Babyrexx
12-04-2015, 01:32 AM
Woo will tell her hey gal ah tts not the way to doit lai mummy shows you best method :p

What if tmr SG no more Internet? :eek:

Guess there's gonna be Lotsa Babies produced! :p

What if you can become Invisible for a day? :D

WOOHOO
12-04-2015, 01:39 AM
Then every1 kpkb u will see angry mobs outside starfug,stinktel etc :D


Then there will be sex tourism. Msia,Indonesia,China see a boom in their tourism

What if... you wake up naked next to your enemy?

Ooooh will tell him make love not war :p

Guess there's gonna be Lotsa Babies produced! :p

What if you can become Invisible for a day? :D

Woo will run ard and swim naked the whOle day

What if the guys wake up one day and have no disks? Lol kekeke

Babyrexx
12-04-2015, 01:47 AM
Ooooh will tell him make love not war :p



Woo will run ard and swim naked the whOle day

What if the guys wake up one day and have no disks? Lol kekeke

Wa... Disks are soooo Old Skool liaoz lo.. :D Think most dun need it le.. :p

Hmm...What if U swim halfway and becomes Visible again?? :eek:

DanTheCow
12-04-2015, 01:56 AM
For girls..... What if one day you woke up with a dick instead of pussy....

For guys.... What if one day you woke up with pussy instead of dick...

What is the first thing you would do??

seabass
12-04-2015, 02:00 AM
run to the ladies and bio

DanTheCow
12-04-2015, 02:02 AM
run to the ladies and bio

Is that all?? I would sit in front of a mirror and 'play' with myself till I cum to experience how it feels like..... :p

zinedine zidane
12-04-2015, 02:14 AM
For girls..... What if one day you woke up with a dick instead of pussy....

For guys.... What if one day you woke up with pussy instead of dick...

What is the first thing you would do??
I will play with my new pussy and see if i can squirt... :D:D:D

SteadyPomPP
12-04-2015, 02:52 AM
I will play with my new pussy and see if i can squirt
Me too :p

Woo will run ard and swim naked the whOle day

What if the guys wake up one day and have no disks? Lol kekeke

Wow i want to feel invisible boobs. Will be something interesting.

When I wake up to pee and see my dick missing I will scream WHAT THE FUCK and panic awhile before going into depression. Will my nipples become more sensitive because no more dick? :D

What if you found out that your BF/GF/wifey is a pedophile and acted on it?

Steventan
12-04-2015, 07:25 AM
For girls..... What if one day you woke up with a dick instead of pussy....

For guys.... What if one day you woke up with pussy instead of dick...

What is the first thing you would do??

run to the ladies and bio

I have to agree with you; & feel how a dick inside my pussy & orgasm.

oxeso
12-04-2015, 07:48 AM
Guess there's gonna be Lotsa Babies produced! :p
What if you can become Invisible for a day? :D
I would bend u over..:eek: Twice..:eek:

PuNkDeViL
12-04-2015, 09:36 AM
What-if one all the girls in the world are lesbians and all the men are gay but you are not gay/lesbian

sexylanjiao
12-04-2015, 09:58 AM
What if all sexual diseases have a cure?

seabass
12-04-2015, 10:03 AM
What if you are marooned on a desert island with a syt?

PuNkDeViL
12-04-2015, 10:05 AM
What if you are marooned on a desert island with a syt?

I will kill myself....

dyelook
12-04-2015, 10:30 AM
What if you are marooned on a desert island with a syt?

maroon
Also found in: Idioms, Encyclopedia, Wikipedia.
ma·roon 1 (mə-ro͞on′)
tr.v. ma·rooned, ma·roon·ing, ma·roons
1. To put ashore on a deserted island or coast and intentionally abandon.
2. To abandon or isolate with little hope of ready rescue or escape: The travelers were marooned by the blizzard.



maroon is find with me..:D

what if youre surrounded by naked syt's but your kkj cant salute?

WOOHOO
12-04-2015, 11:11 AM
what if youre surrounded by naked syt's but your kkj cant salute?

will send your kkj for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R46PgEYLT28

:p

dyelook
12-04-2015, 02:18 PM
will send your kkj for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R46PgEYLT28

:p

woo woo, you always lighten up my days..😘

WOOHOO
12-04-2015, 02:45 PM
woo woo, you always lighten up my days..��

:D happy happy babes you also always lighten up my day (*grins*)

What if all the you had Xray eyes?? :p

dyelook
12-04-2015, 04:36 PM
:D happy happy babes you also always lighten up my day (*grins*)

What if all the you had Xray eyes?? :p

can see cannot eat, sure all die cock standing..... 555

what if youre doing doggie and your partner boom out a loud stinky fart? :p

WOOHOO
12-04-2015, 04:45 PM
can see cannot eat, sure all die cock standing..... 555

what if youre doing doggie and your partner boom out a loud stinky fart? :p

woo would never do that!!!!! wah piang???? high liao still got feeling for pang sai meh???? lol kekekekekeke:p you kanna B4 ah????!!!! LOL

what if your partner have heart attack when reaching orgasm?????:p

dyelook
12-04-2015, 04:51 PM
woo would never do that!!!!! wah piang???? high liao still got feeling for pang sai meh???? lol kekekekekeke:p you kanna B4 ah????!!!! LOL

what if your partner have heart attack when reaching orgasm?????:p

boh lah... just a curious question...:D

die in orgasm then he/she should have done alot of good karma in life hence die a happy man/woman... ;)

discordpiggy
12-04-2015, 05:22 PM
can see cannot eat, sure all die cock standing..... 555

what if youre doing doggie and your partner boom out a loud stinky fart? :p

u mean yr partner farted while u doggie her?! WOW! POWER! can cum and fart! multi-task! this is truly the sexpert GODDESS!

or you farted while doing her?! u also POWER sexpert GOD!

*laughing/giggling to tears and falling off seat!
** still cant stop laughing ROFLMAO! :D

woo would never do that!!!!! wah piang???? high liao still got feeling for pang sai meh???? lol kekekekekeke:p you kanna B4 ah????!!!! LOL

what if your partner have heart attack when reaching orgasm?????:p

I must check with my mercedes red coupe... see his corck got "kew que boh" if hear/smell fart LOLS!

guess67
12-04-2015, 05:27 PM
I must check with my mercedes red coupe... see his corck got "kew que boh" if hear/smell fart LOLS!

Dp, i know of someone driving a Mercedes red coupe, dont know is he the same people :D

WOOHOO
12-04-2015, 06:45 PM
I must check with my mercedes red coupe... see his corck got "kew que boh" if hear/smell fart LOLS!

Dp, i know of someone driving a Mercedes red coupe, dont know is he the same people :D

http://file.kelleybluebookimages.com/kbb/images/content/latestnews/2012-mercedes-benz-c-class-coupe-front-action-red_320x240.jpg

bo kai siao hor woo???? :p

PuNkDeViL
12-04-2015, 07:27 PM
What if woohoo is a man??

seabass
12-04-2015, 07:46 PM
What if you became the invisible man for a day?

dyelook
12-04-2015, 07:49 PM
What if you can become Invisible for a day? :D

What if you became the invisible man for a day?

bro seabass.. this question ask liao lah..:p

seabass
12-04-2015, 07:50 PM
bro seabass.. this question ask liao lah..:p

Sorry, I will still go to the ladies n bio.

dyelook
12-04-2015, 07:58 PM
Sorry, I will still go to the ladies n bio.

i thought you'll go fishing in not permitted fishing lakes..:p

seabass
12-04-2015, 08:46 PM
Ha ha ha .... Oh Ya !

masterwanker
12-04-2015, 09:17 PM
What if I strike Toto first prize ? :)

WOOHOO
12-04-2015, 09:22 PM
What if woohoo is a man??

http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters/demotivational-poster-18521.jpg


:p kekekekekeke woo will be beri happy!!!!! :p

What if reputation points can be exchaged forKris Flyer points :p

dyelook
12-04-2015, 09:30 PM
What if I strike Toto first price ? :)

bro you want prize or price?
if price then you sure sibeh rich to afford it..:p

masterwanker
12-04-2015, 09:32 PM
bro you want prize or price?
if price then you sure sibeh rich to afford it..:p

Paiseh should be prize. Thanks for pointing it out to me. I go amend it.

Lamborghini
12-04-2015, 10:54 PM
What if woohoo is a man??

Oh my. :eek:

dyelook
12-04-2015, 11:06 PM
What if woohoo is a man??

many kkj here will be dissapointed..:p
including me...:D

discordpiggy
14-04-2015, 10:09 AM
What if woohoo is a man??

LOLS! what if woohoo is a man... n punch u in da face?! :D

Blurri
14-04-2015, 10:29 AM
LOLS! what if woohoo is a man... n punch u in da face?! :D

Woohoo Jie..... is a man.....? who say de..... Woohoo Jie is a demure and sweet Ger Hor......

If she is a man n punch him in da face..... den I help call 995 kkz......:D

zinedine zidane
14-04-2015, 12:36 PM
What if you have a chance to hay-shio woohoo? :D

BiRd13
14-04-2015, 12:46 PM
What if you have a chance to hay-shio woohoo? :D

Will book a nice, and plan a romantic night for both of us... And hay-shio her whole night... =X


What if... Woohoo is those 'dead fish' on the bed, when you about to hay-shio her?

WOOHOO
14-04-2015, 04:50 PM
What if you have a chance to hay-shio woohoo? :D

Pls remember to be protected woo is full of disease! :p

What if WOOHOO is 50 ugly and fat!!!!?? :p

PuNkDeViL
14-04-2015, 08:57 PM
What if WOOHOO is 50 ugly and fat!!!!?? :p

I will still treat her as godess 女神

guess67
14-04-2015, 09:00 PM
Pls remember to be protected woo is full of disease! :p

What if WOOHOO is 50 ugly and fat!!!!?? :p

I will still treat her as godess 女神

Woohoo... this one can meet :p

dyelook
14-04-2015, 09:10 PM
Woohoo... this one can meet :p

what if i get to kiss guess67 lips for 10minute? :p

NaughtynSensual
14-04-2015, 09:15 PM
what if i get to kiss guess67 lips for 10minute? :p

Then I will pa pok for you. :D

dyelook
14-04-2015, 10:10 PM
Then I will pa pok for you. :D

muahsss... 你是最好的你这到吗..😘

WOOHOO
14-04-2015, 11:21 PM
Woohoo... this one can meet :p

Kekeke okok will consider :p

PuNkDeViL
14-04-2015, 11:39 PM
Kekeke okok will consider :p

haha really mah?? :eek::eek:

Blurri
15-04-2015, 12:17 AM
muahsss... 你是最好的你这到吗..😘

知道 not 这到!:D

guess67
15-04-2015, 01:26 AM
Kekeke okok will consider :p

Must provide fr :D

guess67
15-04-2015, 01:27 AM
haha really mah?? :eek::eek:

Remember to give me ang bao :D

dyelook
15-04-2015, 08:39 AM
知道 not 这到!:D

my mandarin water water de... :p
morning angels...

WOOHOO
15-04-2015, 09:35 AM
haha really mah?? :eek::eek:

Must provide fr :D

consider nia leh :p LOL kekekekeke

WOOHOO
15-04-2015, 09:36 AM
Remember to give me ang bao :D

guess you also like

ANG BAO??

kekekeke :p

dyelook
15-04-2015, 11:42 AM
guess you also like

ANG BAO??

kekekeke :p

i dress all red and colour my kkj red too if you can present me as ANG BAO to guess姐.. :p

zinedine zidane
15-04-2015, 05:24 PM
What if 1 day this forum no more liao, how do we contact each other??:confused::(

SnowLeopards
15-04-2015, 05:46 PM
What if 1 day this forum no more liao, how do we contact each other??:confused::(

Telepathic Communication. :D

Pierre.

YamEater
15-04-2015, 09:41 PM
What if one day your sai in your toilet bowl tells you that if you eat him, you will become immortal?

dyelook
15-04-2015, 10:28 PM
what if i post the this here and my lady F is a samstress and saw this..:p
http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/g328/JerMing/Mobile%20Uploads/Screenshot_2015-04-15-22-17-50_1429107802038.jpg

dyelook
15-04-2015, 11:28 PM
What if one day your sai in your toilet bowl tells you that if you eat him, you will become immortal?

bro, i think you're the only one here who can speak to sai..;)
kudos to you..
peace to the forum..

PuNkDeViL
16-04-2015, 08:23 AM
bro, i think you're the only one here who can speak to sai..;)
kudos to you..
peace to the forum..

Hahaha up u bro

NaughtynSensual
16-04-2015, 08:29 AM
Hahaha up u bro

Why no up me? :mad:

guess67
16-04-2015, 08:35 AM
Why no up me? :mad:

I also don't have :p

Totallyuseless
16-04-2015, 08:51 AM
Why no up me? :mad:

Can I up u???:D

PuNkDeViL
16-04-2015, 09:12 AM
I also don't have :p

Why no up me? :mad:

Sure to both lady :)

guess67
16-04-2015, 09:14 AM
Can I up u???:D

U waiting to be slaughtered? :p

NaughtynSensual
16-04-2015, 09:16 AM
Can I up u???:D

You up my points before liao? No? Lol!

Totallyuseless
16-04-2015, 10:26 AM
U waiting to be slaughtered? :p
Will ah???:D
You up my points before liao? No? Lol!

Not yet but up u in person will be better:D

<<totally>>
16-04-2015, 09:12 PM
Will ah???:D


Not yet but up u in person will be better:D

NNS, someone lusting over you. :D

WOOHOO
16-04-2015, 10:01 PM
Sure to both lady :)

wah like that ah than woo also want!! :p

PuNkDeViL
16-04-2015, 10:57 PM
wah like that ah than woo also want!! :p

:p give me ur wechat id first hahaha

WOOHOO
16-04-2015, 11:12 PM
:p give me ur wechat id first hahaha

Like tt nvm forget it :rolleyes:

PuNkDeViL
16-04-2015, 11:14 PM
Like tt nvm forget it :rolleyes:

Hahaha just joking... I will wait for it ;)

Will up u once I recover

dyelook
16-04-2015, 11:17 PM
wah like that ah than woo also want!! :p

woo woo... lai, i give you...
😘😘😘😘😘

Blurri
16-04-2015, 11:19 PM
woo woo... lai, i give you...
😘😘😘😘😘

Sooooo Sweet:p

dyelook
16-04-2015, 11:21 PM
Sooooo Sweet:p

you want?
lai lai, i give you more..
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘