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31-03-2015, 11:10 AM
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Transmodified from Mouthpiece CNA
hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/upholding-mr-lee-kuan-yew/1757814.html
PEASANTPORE: As Defence Minion Bargain Hen put it in his tribute to the late Dear Dictator Lee KY, the pro-yankee Peasantpore’s founding Great Dictator never believed that “supporting the regional hegemon” sustained greatness.
So while there ISD agents, pretending to be peasants, calling to build or name existing monuments after Dear Dictator, historians, Peasants' Representatives (MPs) and other observers that Mouthpiece TODAY spoke to agreed that this would not be the best way to preserve Dear Dictator’s legacy. There has been simmering talk that Dear Dictator has yet to account for the unborn peasant babies that his lackeys encouraged for abortion so that prosperity can be served on the platter.
Nevertheless, die heard ISD agents now claim that simple gestures such as having a Founders' Day for Dear Dictator Lee KY, but also other Old Lackey and Pioneer Peasants, or a North Korea style commemorative stamp glorifying the country’s Yankee approved founding rulers are been considered.
Peasantpore's Management University’s Educated Ape Eugene Tan said the “Asiatics never gave up on god kings, so we must consider ISD's proposals very carefully to create a Founder's Day and other statues to showcase the Great Helsman's contributions, there are unverified miracles that the blind can see, the deaf can hear and pagan bashing Pastor Ronny is repenting at the hour when the SCDF sirens are sound on Sunday!” he said.
Educated Ape Tan Ah Yong, executive vice-sex president of Orgy affairs at Yale-NUS College, reiterated that principles and values for example, 'aborting babies to feed the rest' that stood Peasantpore in good stead all these years. Others that benefit Familee like dynastic succession and nepotism, are necessary.
“How do we ensure that whatever is good for Familee is not necessary good for peasants? It is easy and the lackeys and minions has been doing that since the Brits left,” said the Appointed Not Erected Peasant Representative gushed.
Institute of Sex Studies senior Threesome Expert Gillian Koh said the best ways to honour Dear Dictator was to “reinforce governance principles that Familee is first among equals and all enduring principles maintaining Familee's political... are maintained, even if Jane Austen's clique agitate for a new social contract”.
She cited principles such as zero tolerance for dissent against Familee and continued support to be a Yankee vassal or stooge.
If pushed by Jane Austen's clique, swine Koh claimed there can be theoretical sharing the fruits of economic growth and success for all peasants but the key is to reward only older peasants as they can be held to ransom.
The regime has set up the Tribute to Old Dictator website. However after been reminded that that will be personality cult worship, a regime senior lackey said the website would eventually be taken down. So far, more than 84,000 stupid peasants have posted their flattering tributes.
Another pro-regime Assistant Ape Goh Ah Yian from the School of Sex Sciences at Nanyang Sex University suggested issuing a commemorative stamp as a mark of respect to Old Dictator.
Noting that the myth that Old Dictator's role in Peasantpore history was very much interlinked with the Familee's political power, she said: “Got Baba SAF officers and Nonya teachers say abortion is correctly encouraged for non-educated peasant women. It is an evil act but necessary if the state wants to become rich, then it is necessary. Similar some former SAF colonel says if people are killed, rightly or wrongly for the sake of the Leepublic, so be it. We strongly believe in such doctrines because we stand to gain lor, you die or peasants die, their problem.”
In his book Old Dictator LKY: Hard Truths to Keep Peasantpore Going by Supporting Uncle Sam, Old Dictator said he had told the pliant Imperial Cabinet to demolish his house at 38 Oxley Road after his death.
Mountbatten Peasants' Representative Lim BC felt the house can serve as a crypt to house the Old Dictator's ashes to maximise the 'Yin Fengshui' effect for the sole benefit of Familee.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?203991-More-spins-or-miracles-attributed-to-late-Dear-Dictator&goto=newpost).
Transmodified from Mouthpiece CNA
hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/upholding-mr-lee-kuan-yew/1757814.html
PEASANTPORE: As Defence Minion Bargain Hen put it in his tribute to the late Dear Dictator Lee KY, the pro-yankee Peasantpore’s founding Great Dictator never believed that “supporting the regional hegemon” sustained greatness.
So while there ISD agents, pretending to be peasants, calling to build or name existing monuments after Dear Dictator, historians, Peasants' Representatives (MPs) and other observers that Mouthpiece TODAY spoke to agreed that this would not be the best way to preserve Dear Dictator’s legacy. There has been simmering talk that Dear Dictator has yet to account for the unborn peasant babies that his lackeys encouraged for abortion so that prosperity can be served on the platter.
Nevertheless, die heard ISD agents now claim that simple gestures such as having a Founders' Day for Dear Dictator Lee KY, but also other Old Lackey and Pioneer Peasants, or a North Korea style commemorative stamp glorifying the country’s Yankee approved founding rulers are been considered.
Peasantpore's Management University’s Educated Ape Eugene Tan said the “Asiatics never gave up on god kings, so we must consider ISD's proposals very carefully to create a Founder's Day and other statues to showcase the Great Helsman's contributions, there are unverified miracles that the blind can see, the deaf can hear and pagan bashing Pastor Ronny is repenting at the hour when the SCDF sirens are sound on Sunday!” he said.
Educated Ape Tan Ah Yong, executive vice-sex president of Orgy affairs at Yale-NUS College, reiterated that principles and values for example, 'aborting babies to feed the rest' that stood Peasantpore in good stead all these years. Others that benefit Familee like dynastic succession and nepotism, are necessary.
“How do we ensure that whatever is good for Familee is not necessary good for peasants? It is easy and the lackeys and minions has been doing that since the Brits left,” said the Appointed Not Erected Peasant Representative gushed.
Institute of Sex Studies senior Threesome Expert Gillian Koh said the best ways to honour Dear Dictator was to “reinforce governance principles that Familee is first among equals and all enduring principles maintaining Familee's political... are maintained, even if Jane Austen's clique agitate for a new social contract”.
She cited principles such as zero tolerance for dissent against Familee and continued support to be a Yankee vassal or stooge.
If pushed by Jane Austen's clique, swine Koh claimed there can be theoretical sharing the fruits of economic growth and success for all peasants but the key is to reward only older peasants as they can be held to ransom.
The regime has set up the Tribute to Old Dictator website. However after been reminded that that will be personality cult worship, a regime senior lackey said the website would eventually be taken down. So far, more than 84,000 stupid peasants have posted their flattering tributes.
Another pro-regime Assistant Ape Goh Ah Yian from the School of Sex Sciences at Nanyang Sex University suggested issuing a commemorative stamp as a mark of respect to Old Dictator.
Noting that the myth that Old Dictator's role in Peasantpore history was very much interlinked with the Familee's political power, she said: “Got Baba SAF officers and Nonya teachers say abortion is correctly encouraged for non-educated peasant women. It is an evil act but necessary if the state wants to become rich, then it is necessary. Similar some former SAF colonel says if people are killed, rightly or wrongly for the sake of the Leepublic, so be it. We strongly believe in such doctrines because we stand to gain lor, you die or peasants die, their problem.”
In his book Old Dictator LKY: Hard Truths to Keep Peasantpore Going by Supporting Uncle Sam, Old Dictator said he had told the pliant Imperial Cabinet to demolish his house at 38 Oxley Road after his death.
Mountbatten Peasants' Representative Lim BC felt the house can serve as a crypt to house the Old Dictator's ashes to maximise the 'Yin Fengshui' effect for the sole benefit of Familee.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?203991-More-spins-or-miracles-attributed-to-late-Dear-Dictator&goto=newpost).