Chivalry vs

[teeboon]

Carnal instinct.
There's only ever room for one.
teeboon chose the latter. He's not the charming gentleman.


So,
WHAT does he WANT?


She should not be:


A chicky with a dicky.
Married.
Chinese, ideally. (No disrespect to women his own race.)



WHO is teeboon?


Any description would be self-perceived, so telling what's not would help reduce exaggerated fluff.
He's no educated intellectual. Doesn't dress to impress, walks with no swag.
In his 30s and doesn't possess the gift of the gab; prefers gaps.
Though not disfigured, complexion is bad. Slightly tanned.
Circumsized - not monstrous, curved, nor bent.
Inked but doesn't engage in vice, not a hustler.
1.7m is the height. Not your tall hunk that makes knees buckle.
Six-pack - absent + growing some tummy flab.
Smokes, just not cigarettes.
But not dicks either, no offence bro,
NO HOMO.



How
does he play?
Hard & dirty.


There's no whispering of sweet-nothings.
He's appreciative of women comfortable in their own skin -
The kind who can be at ease with something purely physical.
If you're after sugardaddies to fund girltoys - he's not in the league.
He's not big on life stories either, and doesn't bother to intrigue.
To the sophisticated - teeboon is an uncouth pauper with a limited and filthy vocabulary.
His only saving grace is not picking his nose in public, and he shaves to avoid being hairy.
He experiences joy in being rough, but not to the extent of causing bodily harm.
To him nothing really beats an intense, nasty
fuck.
If this sounds good, we'll work something out (http://sammyboyforum.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=631443).

[jason_]

september is the month that new nicks and sabo cases abound, it is the month that tertiary students exams just over, holidays just start or semester just start? which is why they are so free to play punk here?

[WOOHOO]

kong ah neh chuey ma bo eng

kong kah liao ai free sio gan!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fion.18]

kong ah neh chuey ma bo eng

kong kah liao ai free sio gan!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrng darling! Happy weekends!

But nice leh the way he put it across. Got effort!although what you have said it's also true la. ;)

[WOOHOO]

Mrng darling! Happy weekends!

But nice leh the way he put it across. Got effort!although what you have said it's also true la. ;)

kekeke morningss babes

they all holiday sibei engz liao lo lol :p

all the horny despo boys boys

[aceaceguy]

kekeke morningss babes

they all holiday sibei engz liao lo lol :p

all the horny despo boys boys

morning woo, how many horny boys die in your hands liao:D

[prettymannequin]

Damn weird, you say you don't wanna do exaggerated fluff...

But your entire post is fluffed to the max. Colours, fonts, sizings, positions.

Uh well good luck! Hahahah.

[Smallandstrong]

Damn weird, you say you don't wanna do exaggerated fluff...

But your entire post is fluffed to the max. Colours, fonts, sizings, positions.

Uh well good luck! Hahahah.

LOL. This fella will probably grow up and land a job in advertising. :p

[ramon]

Not bad TS, as an appreciation for your work I gave you some points....cheers.

[Smallandstrong]

Not bad TS, as an appreciation for your work I gave you some points....cheers.

Give that man a Ti... Free fuck. :cool:

[seabass]

Cucumber is MSA21?

[WOOHOO]

morning woo, how many horny boys die in your hands liao:D

ang ku kueh morningssssssssssssssssssssssss :p


sshhhhh well the number is secret or else no business le kekekeke

[simple2kee]

Carnal instinct.
There's only ever room for one.
teeboon chose the latter. He's not the charming gentleman.


not charming=not handsome=average looking? pls STEP aside!

[teeboon]

september is the month that new nicks and sabo cases abound, it is the month that tertiary students exams just over, holidays just start or semester just start? which is why they are so free to play punk here?
http://www.epicgifs.net/images/show/H23OW4PT (http://www.epicgifs.net/en/images/view/H23OW4PT)


kong ah neh chuey ma bo eng

kong kah liao ai free sio gan!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.epicgifs.net/images/show/9PJ5VOUN (http://www.epicgifs.net/en/images/view/9PJ5VOUN)


Mrng darling! Happy weekends!

But nice leh the way he put it across. Got effort!although what you have said it's also true la. ;)
http://www.epicgifs.net/images/show/5KZM6X4GN (http://www.epicgifs.net/en/images/view/5KZM6X4GN)

[teeboon]

Damn weird, you say you don't wanna do exaggerated fluff...

But your entire post is fluffed to the max. Colours, fonts, sizings, positions.

Uh well good luck! Hahahah.
http://www.epicgifs.net/images/show/NR6LBFH5 (http://www.epicgifs.net/en/images/view/NR6LBFH5)


LOL. This fella will probably grow up and land a job in advertising. :p
http://i.imgur.com/uCZMQ4p.gif (http://imgur.com/uCZMQ4p)


Not bad TS, as an appreciation for your work I gave you some points....cheers.
http://www.epicgifs.net/images/show/JF3WB1ASE (http://www.epicgifs.net/en/images/view/JF3WB1ASE)

[teeboon]

Cucumber is MSA21?
http://www.epicgifs.net/images/show/W91DJ7ZC6 (http://www.epicgifs.net/en/images/view/W91DJ7ZC6)


not charming=not handsome=average looking? pls STEP aside!
http://www.epicgifs.net/images/show/Q7NAL8RIX (http://www.epicgifs.net/en/images/view/Q7NAL8RIX)

[WOOHOO]

yawns ...................

byessssssssssssssssssssssss

[teeboon]

http://www.epicgifs.net/images/show/SXFM1GTI (http://www.epicgifs.net/en/images/view/SXFM1GTI)

[teeboon]

http://www.epicgifs.net/images/show/8HDVCMX67 (http://www.epicgifs.net/en/images/view/8HDVCMX67)

[Rocode]

Cucumber is MSA21?

SEABASS Tell Them Stop Zapping Newbies That Join..

[teeboon]

Join..

it's alright. it's a culture thing. *shrugs*
The guy actually insists i'm one of your clones, haha.

Sidenote:
i lurk, and knew full well what i was getting into before i started this thread.
chanced upon this (http://sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=480858), thought it was well-written and contained a lot of valid perspectives 'from the other side'. a real-life acquaintance did sort of 'warn' me about the forum culture and the negativity; he doesn't know i've been lurking for the longest time. i didn't ask him for any points.

i'd like to share a bit of my own experiences. any coincidences to the living or dead are unintentional, and if anyone feels offended, my apologies.

i have engaged in vice, but stopped, and i intend to keep it that way. i don't think any bad of folks who choose to make stuff strictly transactional. whatever floats your boat. thing is, it isn't for me. everytime after, the feeling is just. idk. yeah i do get my high, but it's just not something i feel at peace with. in terms of keeping a sb, id be the first to admit, i have no means to do that. no towkay here, just average bloke drawing minimum wage - so income bracket can only afford fish tank and the likes.

with regard to free fucks, i think a lot here are probably filled with cynicism, or have to display bravado/aggression/world-weariness/skepticism and put others down to be 'alpha-alpha'. i have no problems with that, to me it's just forum politics + survival of the fittest at play. i have been in other forums, i can see that it's a common trait, just a different severity.

but there really are females out there, who just want to engage in purely physical relations, without having either party to shell out moolah for that, or, they'll split whatever costs incurred right down the middle. cos they feel its degrading and they wanna play level. these are the kind of girls that are fiercely prideful. they're the kind that would go insist going dutch for every goddamn thing, even for a simple meal. if they find money you secretly stash in their purses, they'll return it to you, and walk. in terms of their professional lives and careers, they may even be on par or even be more successful then the average male here. i'm not talking abt those in the tai-tai category, but more of 'normal' female execs. i could go on about what they think and feel about other girls who expect to get paid and stuff, but that's another story. coming from a 3rd party perspective, i probably don't do justice narrating their whole psyche and how they choose to carry themselves, but let's just say they're very respectable, and they want to stay respectable while engaging in 'friendly matches'.

for myself, i'll just say i'm totally realistic of how much importance and significance i place in this - not much. and that if i were to want a pay, pump & dump arrangement, i wouldn't choose to do it this way at all. happy hols guys. :)