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18-06-2014, 10:40 PM
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:

Marco Aquino:

June 18, 2014 at 12:57 am Marco Aquino(Quote)

Many of you local Singaporeans don’t like us because you don’t understand our Filipino race and our great country. Let me fill YOU PEOPLE in on our race history and hopefully you would be enlightened as to why OUR PEOPLE will want to take over your island nation.

The spaniards came to our country and raped our women for 500 years. As a result of that the country has given birth to a bastardised race called the Filipinos. Of course there are true blue natives but they can only be found in our southern islands, in particular the Mindanao island. Unfortunately the true natives are constantly fighting we bastardised Filipinos in the north. So the Filipinos you guys and the world knows about are we pariahs. Too bad you can’t get the real things.

After our rapists ancestors left us, we are really at a lost. Come to think of it we people now wonder why our bastardised brothers, like the Marcos, bothered to fight for independence. Our grandpas and grandmas were smarter people. They asked for a referendum in the 1970s to have our country become the 52nd state of the USA. Just imagine, we could have been called the Americans instead of Filipinoes if we had succeeded.

DAMN THE AMERICANS! They rejected us. But not to worry, we have them with us now to fight China over the Spratly islands. The Americans will be sucked into this so deep that one day they would have no choice but to accept us as their fellow american brothers and sisters. That has always been our ultimate goal, to be called American one day. You sinkies just wait and see!

Before that happen, our people are looking at interim solutions. We went to Spain and loitered in their streets. We told the spaniards that whenever we showered in the rain in the plains in Spain, we knew we were home. If they didn’t believe we were their long lost brothers and sisters, they just had to look at our names. They are spelt in Spanish, for heaven sake!

DAMN THE SPANIARDS! They think we look too different from them. Sigh… They should have stayed and raped me and my fellow country women for another 500 years. By then any tiny semblance of our native feature will definitely be effectively erased. We would have become Spanish! And we wouldnt have to try so hard to be americans. But then, maybe we would still do that. You know, American sounds so much better than Spanish !

Our sisters tried as hard to find a home too. They went to Hong Kong working undercover as maids/prostitutes and stayed for many years. Our legally trained brothers from the 999th world ranked university in the Philippines told us that after 7 years or so of residing in the island, the HK government had no choice but to convert our fellow pinay sisters to becomes Chinese citizens!

DAMN THE CHINESE! The high court of HK didn’t find our maid sisters are of any value to their country and society! Damn it! We will fight them over all the islands in the South China Sea!

Fortunately, amidst all these terrible countries, there is SINGAPORE! The government has accepted so many of us as citizens and even call us TALENT. Wow! When I first came here I was so worried because that Ah Beng guy from the ITE in the same department know so much more about the job we were doing. Luckily my local boss fired him soon after he discovered that he just had to pay me 50% of what ah Beng gets. Now my department is all MY PEOPLE!

Me and MY PEOPLE, WE LOVE SINGAPORE! Soon we will take over this island and make this the permanent home of our pariah race! We have OUR PEOPLE in the government, the grassroot organisations, 7-11, KFC, macdonalds, guardians, hospitals, casinos, polyclinics… and more importantly, your homes, holding your babies! You sinkies better start leaving this island before WE PEOPLE kick you out!

We are from the shit holes of a third world country and by simply coming to Singapore, we become citizens of a 1st world country!!!!

OH….. WE LOVE PM LEE!

But honestly, we don’t want to be Singaporeans forever! We are still waiting.

We want to be and will become Americans one day! You just wait and see.


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