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08-06-2014, 01:10 PM
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:
Open letter of support of PM Lee
On this 7th instant, in the Year Two Thousand and Fourteenth of Our Lord
H.E. Lee Hsien Loong
Prime Ministar
Repubic of Sinkapore
Excellency,
We, most humble and unworthy servants, would like to have it on record that the whole country is behind Your Excellency's every move and policy.
Your Excellency should not allow a noisy minority group of dissenters obstruct the implementation of right politics in this beloved city of ours that we call home.
On the topic of right politics, we would like to suggest the following:
1. Recruit more PAP IB to monitor social media users and ban discussions that question the legitimacy of right politics.
2. Gazette all social media providers such as Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, Google, Microsoft, Yahoo, etc.
3. News on Sinkapore can only be published by the State's officially sanctioned media.
4. Identify dissenters of right politics and throw them into jail. If the latter cannot be carried out for some reason, sue them to bankrupt them so that they will be ineligible for political office. Our Dear Leader, His Most High Excellency, Lee Kuan Yew, appointed Your Excellency to continue the legacy.
5. Enact a lèse-majesté law before the next General Election. Any person who criticizes, appears to cast doubt on the efficiency and efficacy of right politics or casts aspersions on Your Excellency and our Dear Leader should serve at least ten years in prison. The convicted has no right to appeal. This saves the government time and money on protracted legal proceedings.
We would be most humbled if Your Excellency could so much as condescend to countenance the above recommendations.
As always We remain,
Most humble, unworthy, wretched minions
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?183566-We-got-your-back-PM-Lee&goto=newpost).
Open letter of support of PM Lee
On this 7th instant, in the Year Two Thousand and Fourteenth of Our Lord
H.E. Lee Hsien Loong
Prime Ministar
Repubic of Sinkapore
Excellency,
We, most humble and unworthy servants, would like to have it on record that the whole country is behind Your Excellency's every move and policy.
Your Excellency should not allow a noisy minority group of dissenters obstruct the implementation of right politics in this beloved city of ours that we call home.
On the topic of right politics, we would like to suggest the following:
1. Recruit more PAP IB to monitor social media users and ban discussions that question the legitimacy of right politics.
2. Gazette all social media providers such as Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, Google, Microsoft, Yahoo, etc.
3. News on Sinkapore can only be published by the State's officially sanctioned media.
4. Identify dissenters of right politics and throw them into jail. If the latter cannot be carried out for some reason, sue them to bankrupt them so that they will be ineligible for political office. Our Dear Leader, His Most High Excellency, Lee Kuan Yew, appointed Your Excellency to continue the legacy.
5. Enact a lèse-majesté law before the next General Election. Any person who criticizes, appears to cast doubt on the efficiency and efficacy of right politics or casts aspersions on Your Excellency and our Dear Leader should serve at least ten years in prison. The convicted has no right to appeal. This saves the government time and money on protracted legal proceedings.
We would be most humbled if Your Excellency could so much as condescend to countenance the above recommendations.
As always We remain,
Most humble, unworthy, wretched minions
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?183566-We-got-your-back-PM-Lee&goto=newpost).