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29-04-2014, 07:20 PM
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:
http://philippinefailblog.com/might-flip/
Quote:
Hey all,
After 8 long years of trying to help the flips, making the mistake of marrying one of them, only to learn (the hard way) that all of the stereotypes, generalizations, and warnings about those people are true, I came up with a fun list of how you know you are a flip. Enjoy.
You might be a flip if:
–You believe that you will go to Hell if you wear a condom, but you think it’s OK to throw your teenage sons/daughters out of the house because you cannot afford to feed their 10 siblings;
–You believe that it is perfectly OK to give or accept bribes while attending church;
–You believe that lying, cheating, stealing, never repaying loans, and taking/giving bribes is a perfectly acceptable way of doing business;
–You believe that anyone with white skin is an “ATM” who “owes” you because he/she is “rich”, and you are “poor”;
–You believe that the world is your urinal—and your spittoon;
–You believe that your “manliness” and “virility” is determined by the number of secret mistresses you have, and the number of children you sire;
–You are not smart enough to know the meaning of the words “virility” and “sire”;
–You believe that you are not obligated to follow any laws—especially traffic laws;
–You will cut in line without any thought of the people who were there long before you arrived;
–You are outwardly religious, but inwardly corrupt;
–You will go out of your way to destroy a neighbor, a relative, or even a friend because he/she is successful and doing well;
–You will steadfastly deny any involvement in some wrongful act (stealing, adultery, etc.) even if you are shown video or photographic evidence that implicates you;
–You outwardly agree with everything that others say, even though you disagree with them inwardly;
–You make promises that you have no intent to fulfill;
–You are full of pride in your nationality, but your heart’s desire is to get the hell out of your country;
–You believe that a boy is magically turned into a “man” when he has part of his dick cut off;
AND…
–You are so full of pride that you are offended by what you are reading, even though it is 100% true.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?180565-You-might-be-a-Filipino-if&goto=newpost).
http://philippinefailblog.com/might-flip/
Quote:
Hey all,
After 8 long years of trying to help the flips, making the mistake of marrying one of them, only to learn (the hard way) that all of the stereotypes, generalizations, and warnings about those people are true, I came up with a fun list of how you know you are a flip. Enjoy.
You might be a flip if:
–You believe that you will go to Hell if you wear a condom, but you think it’s OK to throw your teenage sons/daughters out of the house because you cannot afford to feed their 10 siblings;
–You believe that it is perfectly OK to give or accept bribes while attending church;
–You believe that lying, cheating, stealing, never repaying loans, and taking/giving bribes is a perfectly acceptable way of doing business;
–You believe that anyone with white skin is an “ATM” who “owes” you because he/she is “rich”, and you are “poor”;
–You believe that the world is your urinal—and your spittoon;
–You believe that your “manliness” and “virility” is determined by the number of secret mistresses you have, and the number of children you sire;
–You are not smart enough to know the meaning of the words “virility” and “sire”;
–You believe that you are not obligated to follow any laws—especially traffic laws;
–You will cut in line without any thought of the people who were there long before you arrived;
–You are outwardly religious, but inwardly corrupt;
–You will go out of your way to destroy a neighbor, a relative, or even a friend because he/she is successful and doing well;
–You will steadfastly deny any involvement in some wrongful act (stealing, adultery, etc.) even if you are shown video or photographic evidence that implicates you;
–You outwardly agree with everything that others say, even though you disagree with them inwardly;
–You make promises that you have no intent to fulfill;
–You are full of pride in your nationality, but your heart’s desire is to get the hell out of your country;
–You believe that a boy is magically turned into a “man” when he has part of his dick cut off;
AND…
–You are so full of pride that you are offended by what you are reading, even though it is 100% true.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?180565-You-might-be-a-Filipino-if&goto=newpost).