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23-04-2014, 01:40 AM
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Gleefully reported by Mouthpiece CNA
hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/future-of-southeast-asia/1079450.html
Peasantpore: Brunei's Despot Hassanal Bolkiah, whose only merit is to have chosen some lucky loins to visit this planet has said the future of Southeast Asiatic Baskets remains predictable in the next decade provided Hegemon Uncle Sam does not implode inwards like the Roman Empire.
He said in the coming decades, the basket case regions will be confronted by assertive Cina trying to regain her Ming Dynasty's naval glory days. They also face off Jane Austen inspired peasants agitating for social and political reforms, evident from Umno's disgrace electoral defeat in 2013.
Despot Hassanal Bolkiah, who is in Peasantpore to visit his old chum Old Autocrat before he visits Lord Yama, was speaking at the 34th Peasantpore Sex Lecture on Tuesday on "The Future of Sex In Asean".
The Peasantpore Sex Lecture was chaired by Deputy Prime Minion aka Duke of Punggol Teo CH, who not long ago was covering arses of various incompetent Gestapo units e.g. ICA, Geylang & Little India Poodles. He too shared his expertise in the subtle art of covering up fiascos created by inept well paid lackeys.
Despot Hassanal Bolkiah is ASEAN's longest-serving despot, probably outliving Old Autocrat and surpassing South Indoland's Suharto. he is on the top record of having more concubines than Suharto or Old Autocrat combined.
In his opening address, Duke Teo said following Brunei's successful ASEAN chairmanship last year, the Brunei Despot is exposed as a paper tiger for kowtowing to the Commie PRCs while trying to get fresh with Ying Luck during Asean's Sex Summits. In addition, he moaned that Jane Austen supporters will surely question why that despot is eminently qualified to speak about the future of the grouping.
During the Sex Lecture, Despot Hassanal Bolkiah resisted regaling the crowd with his Ying Luck Fuck Report, instead stick to academic subjects, pointed to the shift in economic and political weight towards Asiatics, citing that the Ang Mohs pedophiles spend too much time fucking or molesting their children rather than work hard like Asiatics. He also warned that city states will eventually kowtow to Commie PRC if the Yankees and Ang Mohs do not 'wake up' their ideas and stop molesting their children or ask their Catholic priests to stop screwing around.
The Commie PRCs are in a better position to push forward the 'Greater Asiatic Free Sex Fuck Fest', he said many smaller south east Asiatic basket cases will re-learn their histories and send tributes to Commie PRCs soon as Uncle Sam is unable to break its addition to free spending, child molestion or school shooting adventures.
The challenge for ASEAN will be to find some ways to curry favour both Uncle Sam and Commie PRC at the same time while importing tons of PRC whores to remit dollars to the Commies.
The oil rich despot added that the situation in Asiatic states is unprecedented, with the advent of internet, Ang Moh bapoks and pedophiles are organizing mass fuck parties across the region while selling the ideas of Jane Austen Equality, of course, the right to anal sex by bapoks as a universal right.
Despot Hassanal Bolkiah said: "Fucking hell, Jane Austen even say a bapok enjoying good fortune is on a look out for more arses to screw. KNNCCB, they got the internet and populist sentiments behind them, what can we conservative despots, even the radical moslems do huh? Even the fucking Arabs, pretend to pious, then go around and fuck white chicks in Europe during the holiday season. Peasants also know and now clamoring for rights and Magna Carta in Brunei, you believe or not?
Plus KNNCCB, after Soviet Union explode, we thought happy liao, then lan lan must got another Cina appear to challenge Uncle Sam, not got return of Great Game politics around the region too.
"When Big Balls Cheng Ho sail around, knnccb, he stage landing like big balls men, even my tribal forefathers must kowtow him as he represent that Usurper Yongle. Now PRC Commies got some money, also want to wayang like big fuck, challenge Uncle Sam, saying South Cina Sea is her bathtub.
When I think of my forefathers sending tributes to Ming despots, really sian, now like a repeat lor, got billions also useless, must LL listen to bastard PRC."
He added that ASEAN must continue to act blur and pretend that oppression of peasants do not exist in this region.
Despot Hassanal Bolkiah said: "Our community got clowns like Thug Hun Sen. That swine, happy happy just beat a few peasants, burn their villages and stuff ballot boxes with his names, make us look like idiots. Plus also the Burmese Mules, also one kind, drug runners pretending to be Army Generals and virtually bankrupting the country and all like idiots, wear sarong and pee on the streets. They never realize Jane Austen got power, some got one day, peasants tulan will rise up, not sure, look at Arab Spring lor."
He also urged ASEAN despots to learn legalist tricks from the Lee Regime who have perfected Dynastic Succession, rivaling the Kims in North Korea.
Earlier this month, Peasantpore offered to host a Sex Centre to document various sex postures that are common in the region, including Bapok Sex too.
In his lecture, Despot Hassanal Bolkiah applauded Peasantpore's effort in protecting his clan's ill-gotten gains, praising the SAF for protecting Brunei's assets under the guise of mutual military protection pact.
He said such practical cooperation will help ASEAN and its sex partners fuck each another during the next Ruler Summit while lamenting that Ying Luck no longer around for the next Asean Chair Pevert to doggie liao.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?180041-Brunei-Despot-now-also-want-to-be-funny-and-show-off-talk-cock-skills&goto=newpost).
Gleefully reported by Mouthpiece CNA
hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/future-of-southeast-asia/1079450.html
Peasantpore: Brunei's Despot Hassanal Bolkiah, whose only merit is to have chosen some lucky loins to visit this planet has said the future of Southeast Asiatic Baskets remains predictable in the next decade provided Hegemon Uncle Sam does not implode inwards like the Roman Empire.
He said in the coming decades, the basket case regions will be confronted by assertive Cina trying to regain her Ming Dynasty's naval glory days. They also face off Jane Austen inspired peasants agitating for social and political reforms, evident from Umno's disgrace electoral defeat in 2013.
Despot Hassanal Bolkiah, who is in Peasantpore to visit his old chum Old Autocrat before he visits Lord Yama, was speaking at the 34th Peasantpore Sex Lecture on Tuesday on "The Future of Sex In Asean".
The Peasantpore Sex Lecture was chaired by Deputy Prime Minion aka Duke of Punggol Teo CH, who not long ago was covering arses of various incompetent Gestapo units e.g. ICA, Geylang & Little India Poodles. He too shared his expertise in the subtle art of covering up fiascos created by inept well paid lackeys.
Despot Hassanal Bolkiah is ASEAN's longest-serving despot, probably outliving Old Autocrat and surpassing South Indoland's Suharto. he is on the top record of having more concubines than Suharto or Old Autocrat combined.
In his opening address, Duke Teo said following Brunei's successful ASEAN chairmanship last year, the Brunei Despot is exposed as a paper tiger for kowtowing to the Commie PRCs while trying to get fresh with Ying Luck during Asean's Sex Summits. In addition, he moaned that Jane Austen supporters will surely question why that despot is eminently qualified to speak about the future of the grouping.
During the Sex Lecture, Despot Hassanal Bolkiah resisted regaling the crowd with his Ying Luck Fuck Report, instead stick to academic subjects, pointed to the shift in economic and political weight towards Asiatics, citing that the Ang Mohs pedophiles spend too much time fucking or molesting their children rather than work hard like Asiatics. He also warned that city states will eventually kowtow to Commie PRC if the Yankees and Ang Mohs do not 'wake up' their ideas and stop molesting their children or ask their Catholic priests to stop screwing around.
The Commie PRCs are in a better position to push forward the 'Greater Asiatic Free Sex Fuck Fest', he said many smaller south east Asiatic basket cases will re-learn their histories and send tributes to Commie PRCs soon as Uncle Sam is unable to break its addition to free spending, child molestion or school shooting adventures.
The challenge for ASEAN will be to find some ways to curry favour both Uncle Sam and Commie PRC at the same time while importing tons of PRC whores to remit dollars to the Commies.
The oil rich despot added that the situation in Asiatic states is unprecedented, with the advent of internet, Ang Moh bapoks and pedophiles are organizing mass fuck parties across the region while selling the ideas of Jane Austen Equality, of course, the right to anal sex by bapoks as a universal right.
Despot Hassanal Bolkiah said: "Fucking hell, Jane Austen even say a bapok enjoying good fortune is on a look out for more arses to screw. KNNCCB, they got the internet and populist sentiments behind them, what can we conservative despots, even the radical moslems do huh? Even the fucking Arabs, pretend to pious, then go around and fuck white chicks in Europe during the holiday season. Peasants also know and now clamoring for rights and Magna Carta in Brunei, you believe or not?
Plus KNNCCB, after Soviet Union explode, we thought happy liao, then lan lan must got another Cina appear to challenge Uncle Sam, not got return of Great Game politics around the region too.
"When Big Balls Cheng Ho sail around, knnccb, he stage landing like big balls men, even my tribal forefathers must kowtow him as he represent that Usurper Yongle. Now PRC Commies got some money, also want to wayang like big fuck, challenge Uncle Sam, saying South Cina Sea is her bathtub.
When I think of my forefathers sending tributes to Ming despots, really sian, now like a repeat lor, got billions also useless, must LL listen to bastard PRC."
He added that ASEAN must continue to act blur and pretend that oppression of peasants do not exist in this region.
Despot Hassanal Bolkiah said: "Our community got clowns like Thug Hun Sen. That swine, happy happy just beat a few peasants, burn their villages and stuff ballot boxes with his names, make us look like idiots. Plus also the Burmese Mules, also one kind, drug runners pretending to be Army Generals and virtually bankrupting the country and all like idiots, wear sarong and pee on the streets. They never realize Jane Austen got power, some got one day, peasants tulan will rise up, not sure, look at Arab Spring lor."
He also urged ASEAN despots to learn legalist tricks from the Lee Regime who have perfected Dynastic Succession, rivaling the Kims in North Korea.
Earlier this month, Peasantpore offered to host a Sex Centre to document various sex postures that are common in the region, including Bapok Sex too.
In his lecture, Despot Hassanal Bolkiah applauded Peasantpore's effort in protecting his clan's ill-gotten gains, praising the SAF for protecting Brunei's assets under the guise of mutual military protection pact.
He said such practical cooperation will help ASEAN and its sex partners fuck each another during the next Ruler Summit while lamenting that Ying Luck no longer around for the next Asean Chair Pevert to doggie liao.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?180041-Brunei-Despot-now-also-want-to-be-funny-and-show-off-talk-cock-skills&goto=newpost).