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04-03-2014, 11:20 AM
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Transmodified from http://sg.finance.yahoo.com/news/sin...3--sector.html (http://sg.finance.yahoo.com/news/singapore-named-worlds-most-expensive-city-economist-intelligence-015408023--sector.html)
Peasantpore does exhibit quantum mechanics properties when it comes to ranking it as an expensive city. How cheap or expensive it can go depends on whoever is writing the report.
Pro-regime Shitty Times lackeys will always paint you a rosy picture claiming Peasantpore is moderately expensive but now a big balls ang moh ranked it as the most expensive city in the world. Small wonder as Shitty Times reporters are known to sell their parents for a dime to please the regime and move up the ranks e.g. ST's Chua Witches. It appears the tap water in the The Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU) office makes their reporters bolder and more 'kuai lan'.
The EIU ang moh says price rises and a stronger currency mean that Peasantpore now has the "dubious" claim to the title of the world's most expensive city, topping the Big Apple and soiled underwear collector city, Tokyo.
Under the 'Favour Foreigners Policy at All Cost' policy, the regime engineered a 40 percent currency appreciation, coupled with solid price inflation, has consistently pushed Peasantpore up the ranking. Ruler Loong and his well educated rich minons have also created some structurally expensive items that skew the overall cost of living upwards.
For example, car costs have very high related certificate of entitlement fees attached to them, which makes Peasantpore a playground for the rich and poor while all peasants suffer the more expensive tag. Thanks to car ownership and frequent transport fare hikes, transport costs in Peasantpore are almost three times higher than in New York.
"Peasantpore's rise is partially attributable to the continued rent extraction policy on foreign investments. It also attract dirty money and billionaires as the SAF is their number one protector. You see, got many southern indos and PRCs stash all their filthy loot in Peasantpore lor. Got hot money cum in sure got inflation, so the rich no problem, its a paradise but for the peasants and older serfs, better die then fall sick lah."
In addition, the Cambridge trained Ruler Loong also presided over a regime with extensive regime ownership of key infrastructure. For example, Peasantpore buys cheap gas after signing deals with corrupt Indo swines but charge peasants fuel oil rates for electricity generation. In addition, land is treated like a cash cow and the Housing Mafia have been running surpluses selling expensive bird cage leases while greedy developers pay levies and duties to build overpriced condos thanks to Uncle Sam's cheap dollars.
The proliferation of expensive malls and boutiques on Orchard Road to cater to corrupt but filthy rich Indos, PRC Pandas and Nehs also make Peasantpore the priciest place in the world in which to buy clothes.
Such developments turned Peasantpore into an expensive island paradise ahead of traditional powerhouses like New York and Tokyo despite have lesser paedophiles or soiled underwear collectors.
Ruler Loong, who is increasing under pressure as Old Autocrat readies to meet Lord Yama is expected to arrow some scholars to cum up with a North Korean style rebuttal soon, citing the evil machinations of the EIU and its hidden agenda.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?176360-Yahoo-News-Balls-Big-trying-to-make-Ruler-Loong-look-bad-with-expensive-city-report&goto=newpost).
Transmodified from http://sg.finance.yahoo.com/news/sin...3--sector.html (http://sg.finance.yahoo.com/news/singapore-named-worlds-most-expensive-city-economist-intelligence-015408023--sector.html)
Peasantpore does exhibit quantum mechanics properties when it comes to ranking it as an expensive city. How cheap or expensive it can go depends on whoever is writing the report.
Pro-regime Shitty Times lackeys will always paint you a rosy picture claiming Peasantpore is moderately expensive but now a big balls ang moh ranked it as the most expensive city in the world. Small wonder as Shitty Times reporters are known to sell their parents for a dime to please the regime and move up the ranks e.g. ST's Chua Witches. It appears the tap water in the The Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU) office makes their reporters bolder and more 'kuai lan'.
The EIU ang moh says price rises and a stronger currency mean that Peasantpore now has the "dubious" claim to the title of the world's most expensive city, topping the Big Apple and soiled underwear collector city, Tokyo.
Under the 'Favour Foreigners Policy at All Cost' policy, the regime engineered a 40 percent currency appreciation, coupled with solid price inflation, has consistently pushed Peasantpore up the ranking. Ruler Loong and his well educated rich minons have also created some structurally expensive items that skew the overall cost of living upwards.
For example, car costs have very high related certificate of entitlement fees attached to them, which makes Peasantpore a playground for the rich and poor while all peasants suffer the more expensive tag. Thanks to car ownership and frequent transport fare hikes, transport costs in Peasantpore are almost three times higher than in New York.
"Peasantpore's rise is partially attributable to the continued rent extraction policy on foreign investments. It also attract dirty money and billionaires as the SAF is their number one protector. You see, got many southern indos and PRCs stash all their filthy loot in Peasantpore lor. Got hot money cum in sure got inflation, so the rich no problem, its a paradise but for the peasants and older serfs, better die then fall sick lah."
In addition, the Cambridge trained Ruler Loong also presided over a regime with extensive regime ownership of key infrastructure. For example, Peasantpore buys cheap gas after signing deals with corrupt Indo swines but charge peasants fuel oil rates for electricity generation. In addition, land is treated like a cash cow and the Housing Mafia have been running surpluses selling expensive bird cage leases while greedy developers pay levies and duties to build overpriced condos thanks to Uncle Sam's cheap dollars.
The proliferation of expensive malls and boutiques on Orchard Road to cater to corrupt but filthy rich Indos, PRC Pandas and Nehs also make Peasantpore the priciest place in the world in which to buy clothes.
Such developments turned Peasantpore into an expensive island paradise ahead of traditional powerhouses like New York and Tokyo despite have lesser paedophiles or soiled underwear collectors.
Ruler Loong, who is increasing under pressure as Old Autocrat readies to meet Lord Yama is expected to arrow some scholars to cum up with a North Korean style rebuttal soon, citing the evil machinations of the EIU and its hidden agenda.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?176360-Yahoo-News-Balls-Big-trying-to-make-Ruler-Loong-look-bad-with-expensive-city-report&goto=newpost).