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18-01-2014, 05:00 PM
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:
To your wife, FB , GF or ladyBF.
Good advise for her
1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail
and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the love
sword as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The
male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be awed, worshiped
and held tenderly at all times. The sensitive part is at the top (where
your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down.
2. ROBOTS: When sucking a guy's dick don't just get on the end of the
thing and jam your head back and forward. It's a beautiful instrument; it
should be caressed, inspected, kissed and licked from every possible
angle.
3. SILENT FRIGHT: If you've come and cannot be coerced to scream to show
your appreciation, at least make some sort of sign to inform the guy that
he's done his duty and can blow his biscuits whenever he wants.
4. NO LAUGHING MATTER: Don't laugh if your creative male lover gets
carried away and says things like, "Ride my hard cock you filthy
cock-sucking slut" or "I want to rinse your mouth with my fresh, white
love potion." Laughter at any aspect of the male performance will not
enhance it. Just be grateful you've got a guy who can speak whole
sentences.
5. CLOSING UP: If a man is willing to take the trouble to come on your
face, don't close your eyes. He wants you to share this ecstatic
moment of joyful union and love with him. Semen is not likely to cause
permanent blindness in most cases but this is a risk you should be
prepared to take for his happiness.
6. POOR PRESENTATION: Presentation is all important. Don't wait to be
asked to get it doggy-style. Roll over and present. You know you love it.
7. HANGING AROUND: When he is done, you should not kiss and cuddle, he
does not want to touch you. You should leave the bed and leave him in
peace. If you are a one-night stand you should leave the premises without
thieving anything or asking for a phone number. His work is done.
8. BEING SHY: Always offer the Hershey Highway. You know you love it. If
you don't like it that much, still offer it as you can quite easily play
with yourself as he rams away.
9. BEING A DRIP: You always have tissues in your bag, use them to clean
his sheets and any ball bag drip page if you have misbehaved and not
swallowed everything.
10. CLOCK-WATCHING: Never, ever, ever, ever even think of saying: "Are
you going to come soon." If you're doing a blowie, you'd have to take
your mouth off to utter the question. If you're giving a hand-job, you
should have gone to the gym to work your biceps. If he's shagging you and
takes more than 10 minutes you should be grateful. This is not a time
trial but a blissful act of union between two sexually aware and gifted
human beings.
11. FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS: Don't ask him if you're the best lover he's
ever had. Most men have had so many sexual partners that it
is unlikely that you are. Please don't ask a man to lie about such an
important thing.
12. PLAYING DEAD: Don't just lie there, do something. Good sex is not a
spectator sport and it helps if both parties move around a bit. I know
you expect the men to do all the hard and skillful work. We don't mind
that and we're blessed with the equipment and know-how to do it but at
least put some effort into the act to show your appreciation.
13. BEING POSSESSIVE: If you are lucky to have an imaginative lover who
can satisfy two women at a time don't sneer at or reject his exciting
suggestion that one of your friends joins you to make up a threesome. If
he's a real man he's probably shagging her anyway. Plus you might learn
something from her to keep your man really happy.
14. NOT KEEPING YOUR HAIR ON: Don't shave all your pubic hair off. It
makes your pussy look like a piece of poultry past its sell-by date. At
best, it looks like the snatch of a ten-year-old. If you want to trim, go
for a nice sexy racing stripe in the manner favoured by the Playboy
models that your man would rather be shagging.
15. SPITTING IT OUT: When a man has gone to so much trouble to ejaculate
and get his aim right into your mouth, it is rude to spit it
out without savouring the taste and gluey texture - whores do that professionally. You should play with semen like a block of Hubba Bubba, blowing bubbles, chewing and throwing from side to side. A line like "I love it when you come in my mouth"
makes for a happy finale to fun and games.
16. BEING UNGRATEFUL: Never forget to thank a man for all the effort and
energy he has expended on making love to you - especially if A) sex has
lasted more than five minutes and/or B) you managed to achieve an orgasm.
A man's role in sex is far more demanding than
a woman's so it is always nice when one's prowess is appreciated.
17. SEEKING FAVORS: Never contemplate taking advantage of your man's warm
after-sex glow to seek favours or make requests. As he drops off into
well-deserved slumber, resist the urge to ask, "Do you think I should buy
that dress, skirt, sofa, Mercedes, country cottage?" There is a name for
the practice of mixing sex and business. It's called whoring.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?172945-Good-advice-you-can-give&goto=newpost).
To your wife, FB , GF or ladyBF.
Good advise for her
1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail
and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the love
sword as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The
male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be awed, worshiped
and held tenderly at all times. The sensitive part is at the top (where
your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down.
2. ROBOTS: When sucking a guy's dick don't just get on the end of the
thing and jam your head back and forward. It's a beautiful instrument; it
should be caressed, inspected, kissed and licked from every possible
angle.
3. SILENT FRIGHT: If you've come and cannot be coerced to scream to show
your appreciation, at least make some sort of sign to inform the guy that
he's done his duty and can blow his biscuits whenever he wants.
4. NO LAUGHING MATTER: Don't laugh if your creative male lover gets
carried away and says things like, "Ride my hard cock you filthy
cock-sucking slut" or "I want to rinse your mouth with my fresh, white
love potion." Laughter at any aspect of the male performance will not
enhance it. Just be grateful you've got a guy who can speak whole
sentences.
5. CLOSING UP: If a man is willing to take the trouble to come on your
face, don't close your eyes. He wants you to share this ecstatic
moment of joyful union and love with him. Semen is not likely to cause
permanent blindness in most cases but this is a risk you should be
prepared to take for his happiness.
6. POOR PRESENTATION: Presentation is all important. Don't wait to be
asked to get it doggy-style. Roll over and present. You know you love it.
7. HANGING AROUND: When he is done, you should not kiss and cuddle, he
does not want to touch you. You should leave the bed and leave him in
peace. If you are a one-night stand you should leave the premises without
thieving anything or asking for a phone number. His work is done.
8. BEING SHY: Always offer the Hershey Highway. You know you love it. If
you don't like it that much, still offer it as you can quite easily play
with yourself as he rams away.
9. BEING A DRIP: You always have tissues in your bag, use them to clean
his sheets and any ball bag drip page if you have misbehaved and not
swallowed everything.
10. CLOCK-WATCHING: Never, ever, ever, ever even think of saying: "Are
you going to come soon." If you're doing a blowie, you'd have to take
your mouth off to utter the question. If you're giving a hand-job, you
should have gone to the gym to work your biceps. If he's shagging you and
takes more than 10 minutes you should be grateful. This is not a time
trial but a blissful act of union between two sexually aware and gifted
human beings.
11. FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS: Don't ask him if you're the best lover he's
ever had. Most men have had so many sexual partners that it
is unlikely that you are. Please don't ask a man to lie about such an
important thing.
12. PLAYING DEAD: Don't just lie there, do something. Good sex is not a
spectator sport and it helps if both parties move around a bit. I know
you expect the men to do all the hard and skillful work. We don't mind
that and we're blessed with the equipment and know-how to do it but at
least put some effort into the act to show your appreciation.
13. BEING POSSESSIVE: If you are lucky to have an imaginative lover who
can satisfy two women at a time don't sneer at or reject his exciting
suggestion that one of your friends joins you to make up a threesome. If
he's a real man he's probably shagging her anyway. Plus you might learn
something from her to keep your man really happy.
14. NOT KEEPING YOUR HAIR ON: Don't shave all your pubic hair off. It
makes your pussy look like a piece of poultry past its sell-by date. At
best, it looks like the snatch of a ten-year-old. If you want to trim, go
for a nice sexy racing stripe in the manner favoured by the Playboy
models that your man would rather be shagging.
15. SPITTING IT OUT: When a man has gone to so much trouble to ejaculate
and get his aim right into your mouth, it is rude to spit it
out without savouring the taste and gluey texture - whores do that professionally. You should play with semen like a block of Hubba Bubba, blowing bubbles, chewing and throwing from side to side. A line like "I love it when you come in my mouth"
makes for a happy finale to fun and games.
16. BEING UNGRATEFUL: Never forget to thank a man for all the effort and
energy he has expended on making love to you - especially if A) sex has
lasted more than five minutes and/or B) you managed to achieve an orgasm.
A man's role in sex is far more demanding than
a woman's so it is always nice when one's prowess is appreciated.
17. SEEKING FAVORS: Never contemplate taking advantage of your man's warm
after-sex glow to seek favours or make requests. As he drops off into
well-deserved slumber, resist the urge to ask, "Do you think I should buy
that dress, skirt, sofa, Mercedes, country cottage?" There is a name for
the practice of mixing sex and business. It's called whoring.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?172945-Good-advice-you-can-give&goto=newpost).