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19-12-2013, 12:30 AM
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Transmogrified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/little-india-alcohol-ban/926766.html
PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong has just issued a decree, inspired by Kelantan, there will be a ban on alcohol consumption in public areas of Little India for 6 full moons till the 'jiat leow bee' Committee of Inquiry makes its 'officially approved' recommendations.
Sneering, the discredited Poodles announced Ruler Loong's decree at a propaganda conference on Wednesday, adding the Kelantan style ban will be in force and all peasants or serfs, local or foreign are expected to tremble and obey.
The Poodles said the ban was meant to punish the foreign low crass Neh serfs for the massive loss of face after videos surfaced showing the Poodles sinking to the abyss when confronted by the drunken Neh rioters.
But as a concession to foreign liquor labels and petty alcohol merchants in the shopping zone, those why pay taxes to Ruler Loong, will be able to sell alcohol, though for shorter hours to prove their pious nature.
The Poodles said this will stop low crass Neh serfs from using liquor as an excuse to start another riot again.
Poodles using Uncertainty Principle claim it was impossible to find balance between the various competing interests of merchants and peasants at Little India, you cannot be certain who you will trip up with the Kelantan ban but the guiding principle is to favour merchants since they pay more taxes daily and 2016 is 36 full moons away.
As such, feedback from various stakeholders was taken into consideration.
For well funded establishments like restaurants, hotels, pubs and coffee shops holding public house and beer house licences, as they pay more taxes, they are exempted from the Kelantan-style Ban. Proof that the regime only makes exception for rich merchants.
As a side show to piety, the regime lackeys claimed consumption must be within their premises, a misguided move that treats the local peasants as certified fools.
Deputy Commissioner of Poodles Sober Neh Ku-mah said: "As a high crass Neh, I am pleased that some liquor will be sold in arty farty joints. But to prove that we are as pious as Kelantan PAS, we ban liquor sales for petty merchants since they pay less taxes. No brainer to see that Ruler Loong only thinks of big merchants' interests."
DC Ku-mah said: "I told the petty Chink contractors that the year is cumming to the end and they better not fuck me up with another riot or they going to be hurt really bad, even if you confine 20,000 Nehs to their dorms, they better do it.
In the meantime, we will wayang and invite Jane Austen inspired netizens to write their arty farty prose, disguised as 'consultation on liquor sale and consumption at public places', those in conflict with Ruler Loong's preferred outcome aka the COI findings and recommendations better learn to adopt an Asiatic Silence or be zapped.
After the fiasco that saw Poodles cowering in fear and running from drunken Nehs, the disgraced Poodles claim they will continue to maintain a strong presence in Little India.
The Peasantpower Ministry said it is encouraging the major dormitory operators to tell their Nehs to visit Aljunied Fuck Shops, poo in Hougang or pee in Punggol East to create political trouble for Labour Party.
Some dormitories' Chink owners has discreetly agree to sarpok the Peasantpower's suggestions to flood the 3 Axis of Evil wards with Nehs but are worried of Jane Austen netizens' responses.
The Poodles reassured Chink contractors saying they will 'see, say or do no evil' when peasants from the Labour wards called in to comprain.
A group of Jane Austen fans, aka civil society volunteers had claimed the detained rioters, aka Neh serfs are victims of Poodle brutality when they were remanded.
DC Ku-mahmar said: "Jane Austen fans better open their eyes big big. They can file criminal charges e.g. Poodle Brutality but our chums, also Poodles, using Uncertainity Principle will simply state it is uncertain if any beatings take place.
Then by the Newton Third Law, if you want to 'lan lan', then the Poodles will also 'lan lan' back, you can be assured those Poodle brutality allegations bogus and the complain kings will be dealt by our Kangaroo Laws. , he sneered before ordering a plate of prata from the canteen.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?170823-Ruler-Loong-s-Kelantan-Inspired-Alcohol-Ban-Decree-for-poor-merchants-only&goto=newpost).
Transmogrified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/little-india-alcohol-ban/926766.html
PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong has just issued a decree, inspired by Kelantan, there will be a ban on alcohol consumption in public areas of Little India for 6 full moons till the 'jiat leow bee' Committee of Inquiry makes its 'officially approved' recommendations.
Sneering, the discredited Poodles announced Ruler Loong's decree at a propaganda conference on Wednesday, adding the Kelantan style ban will be in force and all peasants or serfs, local or foreign are expected to tremble and obey.
The Poodles said the ban was meant to punish the foreign low crass Neh serfs for the massive loss of face after videos surfaced showing the Poodles sinking to the abyss when confronted by the drunken Neh rioters.
But as a concession to foreign liquor labels and petty alcohol merchants in the shopping zone, those why pay taxes to Ruler Loong, will be able to sell alcohol, though for shorter hours to prove their pious nature.
The Poodles said this will stop low crass Neh serfs from using liquor as an excuse to start another riot again.
Poodles using Uncertainty Principle claim it was impossible to find balance between the various competing interests of merchants and peasants at Little India, you cannot be certain who you will trip up with the Kelantan ban but the guiding principle is to favour merchants since they pay more taxes daily and 2016 is 36 full moons away.
As such, feedback from various stakeholders was taken into consideration.
For well funded establishments like restaurants, hotels, pubs and coffee shops holding public house and beer house licences, as they pay more taxes, they are exempted from the Kelantan-style Ban. Proof that the regime only makes exception for rich merchants.
As a side show to piety, the regime lackeys claimed consumption must be within their premises, a misguided move that treats the local peasants as certified fools.
Deputy Commissioner of Poodles Sober Neh Ku-mah said: "As a high crass Neh, I am pleased that some liquor will be sold in arty farty joints. But to prove that we are as pious as Kelantan PAS, we ban liquor sales for petty merchants since they pay less taxes. No brainer to see that Ruler Loong only thinks of big merchants' interests."
DC Ku-mah said: "I told the petty Chink contractors that the year is cumming to the end and they better not fuck me up with another riot or they going to be hurt really bad, even if you confine 20,000 Nehs to their dorms, they better do it.
In the meantime, we will wayang and invite Jane Austen inspired netizens to write their arty farty prose, disguised as 'consultation on liquor sale and consumption at public places', those in conflict with Ruler Loong's preferred outcome aka the COI findings and recommendations better learn to adopt an Asiatic Silence or be zapped.
After the fiasco that saw Poodles cowering in fear and running from drunken Nehs, the disgraced Poodles claim they will continue to maintain a strong presence in Little India.
The Peasantpower Ministry said it is encouraging the major dormitory operators to tell their Nehs to visit Aljunied Fuck Shops, poo in Hougang or pee in Punggol East to create political trouble for Labour Party.
Some dormitories' Chink owners has discreetly agree to sarpok the Peasantpower's suggestions to flood the 3 Axis of Evil wards with Nehs but are worried of Jane Austen netizens' responses.
The Poodles reassured Chink contractors saying they will 'see, say or do no evil' when peasants from the Labour wards called in to comprain.
A group of Jane Austen fans, aka civil society volunteers had claimed the detained rioters, aka Neh serfs are victims of Poodle brutality when they were remanded.
DC Ku-mahmar said: "Jane Austen fans better open their eyes big big. They can file criminal charges e.g. Poodle Brutality but our chums, also Poodles, using Uncertainity Principle will simply state it is uncertain if any beatings take place.
Then by the Newton Third Law, if you want to 'lan lan', then the Poodles will also 'lan lan' back, you can be assured those Poodle brutality allegations bogus and the complain kings will be dealt by our Kangaroo Laws. , he sneered before ordering a plate of prata from the canteen.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?170823-Ruler-Loong-s-Kelantan-Inspired-Alcohol-Ban-Decree-for-poor-merchants-only&goto=newpost).