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10-12-2013, 01:30 PM
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Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/police-to-step-up/916780.html
PEASANTPORE: Poodle presence will be stepped up in Little India following Sunday's riot that left 39 people injured but old peasants decline to ask how the regime will cough out the extra Poodles given the systematic reduction of Poodles ( for many donkey full moons.
Regime lackeys has claimed more Poodles will be seen in areas where cheap foreign talents congregate, and also on weekends, holidays and festive periods which typically see large crowds gathering.
Peasantpore's Transport Minion No Porn Lui told ISD agents doubling as reporters this on Monday, adding that he is looking at ways to tighten liquor access in the area after ignoring the problems for many many full moons after taking over as Transport Minion.
No Porn Lui added that Sunday's riot is a "an inevitable but isolated" incident, thanks to overcrowding and reduced Poodle footprint.
"You see ISD is busy catching hackers, so they did not look closely and realized packing Nehs like sardines in Little India will create a massive riot. Actually, I already got complaints regarding the traffic woes and Is-an-arse knew Little India got many weekend drunken brawls but we all keep quiet because solving those problems need peanuts and money. Recently Ruler Loong said solutions not enough, must tell him where to get the money, so we all LL, keep quiet lor. Even I have to reduce the traffic poodle headcount but beef up the ticket summon unit to look for peanuts. You all think very easy to run the Transport units meh? Dun be taken in by Jane Austen or Teechew Kiang's fairy tales!," he said.
Following the footsteps of Is-an-arse, No Porn Lui, who is also Peasants' Representative for Moulmein-Kallang GRC, visited peasants and petty merchants to reassure them that the rental notice will still be served early this X'mas despite the riots.
After ignoring many peasants complaints about the transport and liquor abuse, No Porn Lui is been cornered and now says he is considering learning a trick or two from Kelantan and limit liquor licences in the area, the amount of alcohol sold, where it can be consumed, and the hours during which it can be consumed. A ban is unlikely as big time foreign liquor merchants will argue their taxes are lucrative to Ho Jinx's monthly capital demand.
No Porn Lui said he and fellow Peasants' Representatives are finally waking up from their slumer and heeding peasants' earlier complaint letters. Now he says he and his chums are sounding out Duke Teo CH's views on a Kelantan style ban or Yankee style Prohibition .
"To earn revenues, we have the Casinos, so what's so bad about a few more liquor license? It generate tax revenues and keep foreign liquor merchants and Ho Jinx happy right? But now it seems, the Nehs and Banglas are taking to the bottle after brash exploitation by Chink snakeheads. They get high and start rioting and peasants are angry now with the last riots, plus Ang Mohs and our neighbours are laughing, massive face loss, so must wayang a bit," he said.
No Porn Lui pointed out that he has seen success in other areas of the constituency in terms of getting support, citing Balestier as an example.
"Balestier got some VIPs living there, so got strict limits on pubs, massage parlours, karaokes and budget hotels. Similarly do you see a hospice built in Oxley or Bukit Timah exclusive neighhourhoods? Only poor peasants live in Little India, so we fuck care them for many years, encourage liquor license and nightspots for Nehs+Banglas to let out some stream after their exploitative day jobs," he noted.
He added that with his high IQ, he already knew why the Nehs+Banglas behaved the way they did, but Ruler Loong will be most displeased if he tells the truth.
No Porn Lui said: "Those bastard Beng contractors colluded with foreign merchants to systematically abuse and exploit the Nehs+banglas. As long as those bastards pay taxes, levies and keep foreign merchants happy with low cost, the regime close one eye. The economic utility of enslaving cheap nehs and banglas too pervasive to be dismantled and Is-an-arse has revealed early, its cheaper to ignore the problem, its even cheaper to tolerate a few riots now and there for the benefits abusing these nehs+banglas bring to our coffers.”
He was also asked if there was any indication that the riot was fuelled by cheap supply of alcohol and the lack of porn. No Porn Lui sense the trap and adopted Is-an-arse's template and emphasised that it is hard to say "definitively" why the situation turned out this way."
No Porn Lui said: "I know what you driving at, cheap liquor and lack of porn to be blame right. You trying to be funny is it, I am not called No Porn Lui for nothing. Kelantan style liquor ban tolerable but open sale of porn materials, no no man, how I going to face my Pastor each Sunday? Its better to blame it on cheap liquor."
He added that the porn ban may be considered if the rioters used condoms and KL jelly as weapons during the riot.
No Porn Lui added that there is a need to look carefully into how an alcohol ban will contribute to the Ho Jinx's Punting Funds.
Dodgy bar owners says reduced liquor sales will dent tax collections and peasant residents said they can put up with the minor alcohol-related disturbances if they are paid a portion of the alcohol taxes.
Many peasants feel the No Porn Lui's Transport Lackeys should shoulder some blame as transport lackeys simply fold their arms and do nothing about the traffic woes in Little India when Bargain Hen imported vast numbers of cheap Nehs+Banglas.
Sunday's riot was sparked by a two Chinks treating the drunken Nehs+Banglas like herding animals that resulted in fatal traffic accident.
Malakan Rama-lin-gan, a waiter at Banana Leaf Apollo Restaurant, said: "Every Sunday, we nehs like to drink and fight but if the two Chinks did not agitate the rest by killing one of us, got big time riot meh?."
J Tay, a Little India resident, said: "If Kah-men give out so many liquor license, must also pay us some money to live with the troubles, never lor, Ho Jinx pockets and punts them overseas. Then of course I tulan and say too many cheap liquor shops around, and there are more and more."
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?170032-Breaking-Pious-No-Porn-Lui-now-sarpoks-Kelantan-style-liquor-ban&goto=newpost).
Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/police-to-step-up/916780.html
PEASANTPORE: Poodle presence will be stepped up in Little India following Sunday's riot that left 39 people injured but old peasants decline to ask how the regime will cough out the extra Poodles given the systematic reduction of Poodles ( for many donkey full moons.
Regime lackeys has claimed more Poodles will be seen in areas where cheap foreign talents congregate, and also on weekends, holidays and festive periods which typically see large crowds gathering.
Peasantpore's Transport Minion No Porn Lui told ISD agents doubling as reporters this on Monday, adding that he is looking at ways to tighten liquor access in the area after ignoring the problems for many many full moons after taking over as Transport Minion.
No Porn Lui added that Sunday's riot is a "an inevitable but isolated" incident, thanks to overcrowding and reduced Poodle footprint.
"You see ISD is busy catching hackers, so they did not look closely and realized packing Nehs like sardines in Little India will create a massive riot. Actually, I already got complaints regarding the traffic woes and Is-an-arse knew Little India got many weekend drunken brawls but we all keep quiet because solving those problems need peanuts and money. Recently Ruler Loong said solutions not enough, must tell him where to get the money, so we all LL, keep quiet lor. Even I have to reduce the traffic poodle headcount but beef up the ticket summon unit to look for peanuts. You all think very easy to run the Transport units meh? Dun be taken in by Jane Austen or Teechew Kiang's fairy tales!," he said.
Following the footsteps of Is-an-arse, No Porn Lui, who is also Peasants' Representative for Moulmein-Kallang GRC, visited peasants and petty merchants to reassure them that the rental notice will still be served early this X'mas despite the riots.
After ignoring many peasants complaints about the transport and liquor abuse, No Porn Lui is been cornered and now says he is considering learning a trick or two from Kelantan and limit liquor licences in the area, the amount of alcohol sold, where it can be consumed, and the hours during which it can be consumed. A ban is unlikely as big time foreign liquor merchants will argue their taxes are lucrative to Ho Jinx's monthly capital demand.
No Porn Lui said he and fellow Peasants' Representatives are finally waking up from their slumer and heeding peasants' earlier complaint letters. Now he says he and his chums are sounding out Duke Teo CH's views on a Kelantan style ban or Yankee style Prohibition .
"To earn revenues, we have the Casinos, so what's so bad about a few more liquor license? It generate tax revenues and keep foreign liquor merchants and Ho Jinx happy right? But now it seems, the Nehs and Banglas are taking to the bottle after brash exploitation by Chink snakeheads. They get high and start rioting and peasants are angry now with the last riots, plus Ang Mohs and our neighbours are laughing, massive face loss, so must wayang a bit," he said.
No Porn Lui pointed out that he has seen success in other areas of the constituency in terms of getting support, citing Balestier as an example.
"Balestier got some VIPs living there, so got strict limits on pubs, massage parlours, karaokes and budget hotels. Similarly do you see a hospice built in Oxley or Bukit Timah exclusive neighhourhoods? Only poor peasants live in Little India, so we fuck care them for many years, encourage liquor license and nightspots for Nehs+Banglas to let out some stream after their exploitative day jobs," he noted.
He added that with his high IQ, he already knew why the Nehs+Banglas behaved the way they did, but Ruler Loong will be most displeased if he tells the truth.
No Porn Lui said: "Those bastard Beng contractors colluded with foreign merchants to systematically abuse and exploit the Nehs+banglas. As long as those bastards pay taxes, levies and keep foreign merchants happy with low cost, the regime close one eye. The economic utility of enslaving cheap nehs and banglas too pervasive to be dismantled and Is-an-arse has revealed early, its cheaper to ignore the problem, its even cheaper to tolerate a few riots now and there for the benefits abusing these nehs+banglas bring to our coffers.”
He was also asked if there was any indication that the riot was fuelled by cheap supply of alcohol and the lack of porn. No Porn Lui sense the trap and adopted Is-an-arse's template and emphasised that it is hard to say "definitively" why the situation turned out this way."
No Porn Lui said: "I know what you driving at, cheap liquor and lack of porn to be blame right. You trying to be funny is it, I am not called No Porn Lui for nothing. Kelantan style liquor ban tolerable but open sale of porn materials, no no man, how I going to face my Pastor each Sunday? Its better to blame it on cheap liquor."
He added that the porn ban may be considered if the rioters used condoms and KL jelly as weapons during the riot.
No Porn Lui added that there is a need to look carefully into how an alcohol ban will contribute to the Ho Jinx's Punting Funds.
Dodgy bar owners says reduced liquor sales will dent tax collections and peasant residents said they can put up with the minor alcohol-related disturbances if they are paid a portion of the alcohol taxes.
Many peasants feel the No Porn Lui's Transport Lackeys should shoulder some blame as transport lackeys simply fold their arms and do nothing about the traffic woes in Little India when Bargain Hen imported vast numbers of cheap Nehs+Banglas.
Sunday's riot was sparked by a two Chinks treating the drunken Nehs+Banglas like herding animals that resulted in fatal traffic accident.
Malakan Rama-lin-gan, a waiter at Banana Leaf Apollo Restaurant, said: "Every Sunday, we nehs like to drink and fight but if the two Chinks did not agitate the rest by killing one of us, got big time riot meh?."
J Tay, a Little India resident, said: "If Kah-men give out so many liquor license, must also pay us some money to live with the troubles, never lor, Ho Jinx pockets and punts them overseas. Then of course I tulan and say too many cheap liquor shops around, and there are more and more."
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?170032-Breaking-Pious-No-Porn-Lui-now-sarpoks-Kelantan-style-liquor-ban&goto=newpost).