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27-11-2013, 11:40 PM
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple,the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2.Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, pants, panties, pussy....
No wonder why men suffer from high B P !!!
Vulgar but true so its worth reading...
#...Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..
Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked.
#...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
#...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?
What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
#...3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
#...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
#...Practical thought:
A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make he husband's dick hard, not his life..!
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?169181-the-morals-in-sex&goto=newpost).
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple,the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2.Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, pants, panties, pussy....
No wonder why men suffer from high B P !!!
Vulgar but true so its worth reading...
#...Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..
Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked.
#...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
#...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?
What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
#...3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
#...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
#...Practical thought:
A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make he husband's dick hard, not his life..!
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?169181-the-morals-in-sex&goto=newpost).