Which bro/sis never 偷吃 here?

[Johnbass]

Finally my virgin post!
Which bro/sis never 偷吃 here?
So many threads... Dunno which one to try.

[maddog_mlvn]

finally my virgin post!
Which bro/sis never 偷吃 here?
So many threads... Dunno which one to try.

我不偷吃,我光明正大的去吃。

[firefox1]

If i say i still virgin, u believe bo?! :3

[lerikol]

Finally my virgin post!
Which bro/sis never 偷吃 here?
So many threads... Dunno which one to try.

Wrong forum bro lol

[Johnbass]

Steady lah...
I trying to learn the art of 偷吃... Lol
Must go read the sticky threads 1st... Scared kena catch by wifey.
The girls in this forum can 吃 one?
My bros jio-ed me to massage palours b4... But think too kancheong cannot stand once cap on.

[diputs1269]

我不偷吃,我光明正大的去吃。

I like your answer. :):D

[Johnbass]

How to 光明真大?
Say those business appointments ah?
Can stay out late meh?

[Johnbass]

wifey don't want this n that during sex... Dun know how to coax her... Showed her XXX videos on the different positions... But she shy.
Next option is 偷吃 bah.

Possible to maintain family life n 偷吃 at same time?
What's the chances that wifey finds out but will pretend not to know?
Got any 大炮 excuses to share?

[C.I.M]

Finally my virgin post!
Which bro/sis never 偷吃 here?
So many threads... Dunno which one to try.

Steady lah...
I trying to learn the art of 偷吃... Lol
Must go read the sticky threads 1st... Scared kena catch by wifey.
The girls in this forum can 吃 one?
My bros jio-ed me to massage palours b4... But think too kancheong cannot stand once cap on.

U r asking us who never 偷吃 here, wat do u mean by 偷吃? Wat do u tin all the bro here in the forum is doing?
U want to learn the art of 偷吃 but u scared kena catch by wifey. I tin u got to learn to have balls first !!!!
Lastly bro, the girl in sammy cannot 吃 one ! They can be bonk with a fee paid, if u r looking for where to eat for lunch or dinner u should go to "MR KING" food forum . :mad:

[uwpbe]

Not for this generation rare breed if never did.. My parents and the past generations I believed they never 偷吃 , if so also not as much as now with open mindedness and social media around.

[Johnbass]

U r asking us who never 偷吃 here, wat do u mean by 偷吃? Wat do u tin all the bro here in the forum is doing?
U want to learn the art of 偷吃 but u scared kena catch by wifey. I tin u got to learn to have balls first !!!!
Lastly bro, the girl in sammy cannot 吃 one ! They can be bonk with a fee paid, if u r looking for where to eat for lunch or dinner u should go to "MR KING" food forum . :mad:

Relac lah...
Not all qualify here as 偷吃 bah... Got so many singles, pak-toring ones.
I rather be ball-less 1st, then kena WC later. Lol
Great nick there... But not getting CIM from wifey... Any lobang? Lol

[agon]

i wouldn't be here if i dont bro. not sure d motive of ur question.:p

[Johnbass]

i wouldn't be here if i dont bro. not sure d motive of ur question.:p
Rhetorical question nia la... Lol

[Johnbass]

Eh... Is it just me, or this thread is all about sex stories?
Wah kao... Where's the good stuffs? Lol

[maddog_mlvn]

How to 光明真大?
Say those business appointments ah?
Can stay out late meh?

U want to learn how to do it.
Pm me and meet up at JC, drinks on u with my cheong group kaki.
We will teach u 光明正大的去吃.
Or u can join me光明正大的去Batam吃。

[PPGirl]

U want to learn how to do it.
Pm me and meet up at JC, drinks on u with my cheong group kaki.
We will teach u 光明正大的去吃.
Or u can join me光明正大的去Batam吃。

lolz .. nth is free.. need to pay a price

[rat967]

花钱吃！and 偷吃 r two different things!
花钱吃沒感觉！！偷偷吃呢！ ....爽爽n刺激
Hahaha.. :p

[hardpoke]

ts bro.. i dunno you, but for the sake of your marriage, i'm gonna tell you what i always tell my friends who are going to 偷吃 for their first times..

either you fuck, pay and forget, or you find one with no strings attached.. never never get emotionally attached, otherwise your marriage is doomed.. have seen quite a few cases where they initially reply saying "aiya, won't lar..".. so ya, good luck! ;)

[Johnbass]

ts bro.. i dunno you, but for the sake of your marriage, i'm gonna tell you what i always tell my friends who are going to 偷吃 for their first times..

either you fuck, pay and forget, or you find one with no strings attached.. never never get emotionally attached, otherwise your marriage is doomed.. have seen quite a few cases where they initially reply saying "aiya, won't lar..".. so ya, good luck! ;)

Best advice I've got from here so far.
Cheers!

[Lauhuu]

Aiyo, old teaching still relevant today.

If kana caught, die die cannot admit unless caught red handed! Remb, key word is die die.

[Johnbass]

Aiyo, old teaching still relevant today.

If kana caught, die die cannot admit unless caught red handed! Remb, key word is die die.

Lol... Good one.
That's y I think 偷吃 in SG very dangerous... SG so small... Go overseas safer?

[hardpoke]

Lol... Good one.
That's y I think 偷吃 in SG very dangerous... SG so small... Go overseas safer?
anywhere also can, dun make it look like planned.. if you usually no overseas business trips, suddenly keep having also not right.. if you hardly go jb for petrol, suddenly drives in for petrol, also feel weird.. wherever you are, you can do it.. but make sure you make your actions as natural as your current behaviour..

[Johnbass]

anywhere also can, dun make it look like planned.. if you usually no overseas business trips, suddenly keep having also not right.. if you hardly go jb for petrol, suddenly drives in for petrol, also feel weird.. wherever you are, you can do it.. but make sure you make your actions as natural as your current behaviour..

Wah... U Pro sia...
:D

[hardpoke]

Wah... U Pro sia...
:D
quite common sense lar bro.. if you wife suddenly change her habit, or her usual routine suddenly change, you won't suspect anything meh? lol.. the best way to learn, is put yourself in her shoe.. when you wanna do something, ask yourself if you are her, will you suspect.. tada!

of cos this is not 100% workable lar.. but can put it off for quite awhile bah.. lol :p

[loneyheart]

always the saying goes

偷吃要记得抹咀 。。。:D
被抓打死不承认 。。。:p

[Lauhuu]

Wanna drink milk dun have to buy the cow.

[loneyheart]

Wanna drink milk dun have to buy the cow.

just a correction bro

Wanna drink milk dum bring the cow home :p

[Lauhuu]

just a correction bro

Wanna drink milk dum bring the cow home :p

I stand by my quote.

Some really buy a cow to drink milk. :p