While licking your wife, your son walk in...

[darylcch]

I have such incident. We were both very horny after my long oversea trip.
Whe we reached home, I place my kid in the living room and ask him to watch Tom & Jerry. Then both of us went into the room and have hot sex, sex filled our brains until we forgot to lock our door.
While I am kneading in front of my wife, who was lying on he bed with legs high up in the air, my son walked in.
"papa, what you doing? what happen to mummy?"....haahaa

[bigggbird69]

Bro,.... i had a good laugh... :cool: :D

[nakamara]

tell your son that you're the doctor and is delivering his younger sister now and ask him to get out :D

[rejoice]

Just to share an incident that happened when my mrs was riding on the MRT 3 yrs ago...

There was this lady with her kid, abt 3-4yo, halfway thru the ride, the boy told his mom that he wanted to pee, lady told him to wait till they arrived at their station. Guess the kid was very tight in the bladder, started shouting that he needed to pee & lady keep telling kid to wait & keep quiet.

Finally he burst out loudly "why can u let me put my little bird in yr mouth just like what you did to Dad!!"

At this moment, ppl inside the train was all looking :eek: ....
Next train stop, red faced lady with kid left immediately.....

To all bros with kids, better to take necessary precaution when making out... :D

[MMM88]

"papa, what you doing? what happen to mummy?"....haahaa


tell him u r t captainof t space ship n is negotiating entering t harbour lor...... :p

[HuiGe3387]

hahahahahaha ....... I think many married samsters have this experience too. :p

[evo3]

tell ur little boy that daddy is doing a painting job on mummy :D

[Horsepower]

tell ur little boy that daddy is doing a painting job on mummy :D
Eat mummy's abalone too ........... :D

Bro evo still awake ah ...

[watmidoin]

Ten years down the road, u see some samster say his first encounter with sex is when he watch Tom & Jerry till sian, so go find father play but saw father eating mom abalone........ u'll know who he is :p

[whitegals]

heh heh heh, yo bro, you ain't the only one, dun worry, i've got a similar experience,

Was going out with a single mum then. One morning, we were in the shower and her 5 yr old son came in to pang jio and saw me banging his mother from behind.

Quite embarrassing i think, some more she was screaming like i was killing her.... :cool:

[waaaaaa]

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Was going out with a single mum then. One morning, we were in the shower and her 5 yr old son came in to pang jio and saw me banging his mother from behind.


wow sex in the bathroom nice haha share more of it. provide a fr

thanks

[cereal-killer]

tell him u r t captainof t space ship n is negotiating entering t harbour lor...... :p

Space Dock !!!! There's no Habour in Space :D

Watch more Battlestar Galactica please

[singexpat]

"ah boy, daddy helpin mummy to catch a lizard... a bad lizard.." :D

[t123]

you remind me of a joke. which is similar. But not able to post here, if not kanna zap. Next time be more rated G and secure first.

[singexpat]

you remind me of a joke. which is similar. But not able to post here, if not kanna zap.

can PM me please?? i veri curous.. :D

or y not share in e jokes thread??

[HeadOn]

i think also depend on which stage r both of u in b4 ur kids step in....

begining part should be still alright..worst is last stage when u r banging real hard n fast to cum, ur kid will hate u, thinking u r bullying the mummy... :D

[monster98]

Good loh, ask your son to watch u fuck ur wife, give him some lessons to prepare him for the future. Then maybe ask him to fuck ur wife as well, and guide him along loh...


my dear friend, u are a very humble guy. I would very much like to meet u in person.....

[火雲邪神]

Good loh, ask your son to watch u fuck ur wife, give him some lessons to prepare him for the future. Then maybe ask him to fuck ur wife as well, and guide him along loh...

Goodness you actually practice that at home with your wife and kid? :eek:

Or is it with your mom and dad? :D

[bozocum]

Come on son, let daddy show you how to make your mummy feel very comfortable and after this you go watch you tom & jerry.

[Sorin^^]

Originally Posted by CockboyXXX

WAHz, who on earth will do that? maybe this bro is juz joking only lahz...Ahaha. Best is to let the son explore on his own outside, juz like the many of us here...u noe getting to noe thru fds and internet...awkward to teach son personally bout this... :cool:

[waaaaaa]

Finally he burst out loudly "why can u let me put my little bird in yr mouth just like what you did to Dad!!"



wahahahaaha funnie this one. next time that ger take mrt again bet those who knows will be giving her strange looks haha

wish i was there

[monster98]

Sorry, but i m running 2 listed cumpanies, where got time to meet pple from the net...siao!

running 2 listed companies personnel can login SBF and talk nonsense????? :mad:

[DeVegas]

running 2 listed companies personnel can login SBF and talk nonsense????? :mad:

Why get heated up with these people who runs 2 "listed" companies one........let them go run their companies and we have our fun....... :rolleyes:

[acer3939]

Sorry, but i m running 2 listed cumpanies
Listed in Yellow Pages??? :rolleyes:

[LordVader]

Why get heated up with these people who runs 2 "listed" companies one........let them go run their companies and we have our fun....... :rolleyes:

LOL if you are really powerful you won't boast of your accomplishments.

See Bro Harrier's story. He seems to be very successful in his career yet he do not boast of his success.

2 Listed companies indeed.

And I am the right hand man of the Emperor. I ruled over Planets not mere listed companies :cool:

[DeVegas]

LOL if you are really powerful you won't boast of your accomplishments.

See Bro Harrier's story. He seems to be very successful in his career yet he do not boast of his success.
.......

Bro LordVader, agree with you on that.....as I have met people in real person who is sucessful but not booastful at all.... :)

Btw, care to exchange investment?....I mean rep. ponints. :)

[Microsoft]

running 2 listed companies personnel can login SBF and talk nonsense?????

Maybe running in btn 2 listed companies.... Hey! Tat's a despatch rider! :D :p

[DeVegas]

Maybe running in btn 2 listed companies.... Hey! Tat's a despatch rider!

OMG! MS is here.........confirm this thread is a TCSS thread liao....... :p

[Rof|maoxz]

Sorry, but i m running 2 listed cumpanies, where got time to meet pple from the net...siao!

Mr Cock, companies also can't spell properly. Give you one company you also can't run it. :(

[Microsoft]

confirm this thread is a TCSS thread liao.......

Not yet... w/o the presence of Ah Fu n CriminalZ... :D

[monster98]

Why get heated up with these people who runs 2 "listed" companies one........let them go run their companies and we have our fun....... :rolleyes:


just cannot tolerate someone that is too "lao-lan" :mad:

[waaaaaa]

he mentioned its a cum cum cum cumpanies ma haha

[monster98]

OMG! MS is here.........confirm this thread is a TCSS thread liao....... :p

stamp and chop..... :D

[monster98]

Not yet... w/o the presence of Ah Fu n CriminalZ... :D



but both of them all MIA liao leh....... :o

[Microsoft]

but both of them all MIA liao leh.......

Diff nick...perhaps... :D :D

[monster98]

Diff nick...perhaps...


faster PM me their new nick :p ............. Hey......... our points sama sama leh...... :D

[DeVegas]

faster PM me their new nick :p ............. Hey......... our points sama sama leh......

That means that the both of you are "Nan Xiong Nan Di"...... :D

[CheongKingKong]

but both of them all MIA liao leh....... :o


Did they??
:eek:

[DeVegas]

Did they??
:eek:

Didn't they??? :D

[CheongKingKong]

Didn't they??? :D


Hmmm....maybe they did....did you??
:confused:

[DeVegas]

tell him u r t captainof t space ship n is negotiating entering t harbour lor...... :p

Have just done some investment in you, hope to see some investment returns. :D

[DeVegas]

Hmmm....maybe they did....did you??
:confused:

Well, I didn't, tat is why you still see me posting here........ :rolleyes:

[CPTMiller]

Relax lah pal....

running 2 listed companies personnel can login SBF and talk nonsense????? :mad:

[monster98]

Relax lah pal....

nothing...... just don't expect a "director or CEO" of 2 "cum"panies to talk nonsense only.... I rest my case....... :p

[uncleunited]

muahaha, uncle is very experienced de. will always lock door when heh sho wif wifey..

[darylcch]

hey guys...the topic should be fun and funny...not company here company there...everyone is being side tracked to "bo liao" topic...

That's not spoilt the mood of my thread...please contribute

[kaizer]

lol. dat cock boy kana moderated liao how to talk?

[ricardo]

in another 20 hours or so i will have my power back. I have finally found a zappable candidate to excercise my zap rights in cockyboy. sorry all bros that i need to up ... will do that in 48 hours or so

[foolish_]

Not yet... w/o the presence of Ah Fu n CriminalZ...

Shhh, don't disturb me lah. I am still busy running AROUND my 2 listed companies. :D

but both of them all MIA liao leh.......

I where got MIA? I am still action, running AROUND my 2 listed companies. :D

hey guys...the topic should be fun and funny...not company here company there...everyone is being side tracked to "bo liao" topic...

That's not spoilt the mood of my thread...please contribute

You can do 2 things.

1. Act blur. If he ask, just say next time then tell him

2. Start teaching about the Birds and the Bees.

[火雲邪神]

Shhh, don't disturb me lah. I am still busy running AROUND my 2 listed companies.


Hi bro! Long time no see. Do remember to lock the office door. :D

[Yua Aida]

Hi bro! Long time no see. Do remember to lock the office door. :D


haha...that's a good one.

[bradpitt968]

Finally he burst out loudly "why can u let me put my little bird in yr mouth just like what you did to Dad!!"

At this moment, ppl inside the train was all looking :eek: ....
Next train stop, red faced lady with kid left immediately.....

To all bros with kids, better to take necessary precaution when making out... :D

My question is... is that mother a chio one??

[t123]

I can't imagine that paiseh look. My parents knew that I was curious person since young. But everytime they watch blue film in the room, they lock me out except my baby brothers in the room. :(

[bozocum]

t123, you got lock out, so your younger brother get to enjoy watching them licking and suckling each other while you imagine, whats going on in the room.

[t123]

t123, you got lock out, so your younger brother get to enjoy watching them licking and suckling each other while you imagine, whats going on in the room.

Yah lor, guess what? My brothers more sexually active then I am. in fact , my youngest brother got married after accidental fire. Maybe suffering from shot gun blues now. My father hit the roof when he learn abt it. I was also chided by my dad abt my unused condoms. He told me to have them kept and not easily found.

[noname123]

Hi bro! Long time no see. Do remember to lock the office door. :D

HAHA....I like your hairstyle....:D

[singexpat]

He told me to have them kept and not easily found.

then emergency cannot find how?? :D later accidental fire too..

[火雲邪神]

HAHA....I like your hairstyle....

Thank you. I cut it myself. I can cut for you if you want. :D

[noname123]

Thank you. I cut it myself. I can cut for you if you want. :D

Cut meh....looks like drop more than cut :D

[Destroyer]

I just destroyed the 2 "listed" companies. :D

[Microsoft]

Cut meh....looks like drop more than cut

Wah lan ay... U lidat pichak his lobang gd meh? Give face abit leh! Jus put inverted commas b4 n aft the word cut will do... ehehe :D :p

[Microsoft]

Shhh, don't disturb me lah. I am still busy running AROUND my 2 listed companies.

U sure oni 2?? KNN now got so many orpid i oso lost count leow.... :D :p

[DeVegas]

I where got MIA? I am still action, running AROUND my 2 listed companies. :D

Bro foolish, it has been a long while...........how is all your "listed" companies doing??? :D

[noname123]

Wah lan ay... U lidat pichak his lobang gd meh? Give face abit leh! Jus put inverted commas b4 n aft the word cut will do... ehehe

I like yours too!!! Some more half shaven one....:D

[火雲邪神]

Cut meh....looks like drop more than cut

I swear i cut them myself! Wait! Are we talking about the same thing? :confused:

I am talking about my nose hair you know. :D

[noname123]

I swear i cut them myself! Wait! Are we talking about the same thing? :confused:

I am talking about my nose hair you know.

Nose hair no need cut lah...PULL can liao :D for yr case

[DOM1]

U sure oni 2?? KNN now got so many orpid i oso lost count leow.... :D :p

Bro MS,
My orpid was one of those busted by you and gang!!! I was having plus 12points and you and bombadiers just shelled until i'm minus 19. Thanks for making me deader than dead. LOL!!

[Microsoft]

I like yours too!!! Some more half shaven one....

Psst... actually mine drop out by itself... :D

[singexpat]

PULL can liao

:eek: later nose bleed ah..

[Randi_Candi]

U sure oni 2?? KNN now got so many orpid i oso lost count leow.... :p
orpids n cumpanies r diff
BTC!!! :D

[et911]

Finally he burst out loudly "why can u let me put my little bird in yr mouth just like what you did to Dad!!"

You sure or not? I heard this joke about 4 - 5 years ago while in Hong Kong leh..

[DeVegas]

You sure or not? I heard this joke about 4 - 5 years ago while in Hong Kong leh..

Maybe the same incident happens in the Hong Konmg MTR leh........you know there is this thing call "co-incident"......... :D

[whitegals]

You sure or not? I heard this joke about 4 - 5 years ago while in Hong Kong leh..

Actually, bro, I think I do remember seeing this joke in a magazine sometime ago...

[et911]

finally found a zappable candidate to excercise my zap rights in cockyboy.

Well, if you think that this is cockyboy, you should avoid the forum. It is sammyboy brother. Say that a few times more I am sure you will be the one who will be zapped.

Just my humble opinions. cheers!

[et911]

Maybe the same incident happens in the Hong Konmg MTR leh........you know there is this thing call "co-incident"......... :D

Cant be lah... got so gam meh?

Actually, bro, I think I do remember seeing this joke in a magazine sometime ago...

Actually it is also a pub joke. Remember being told and telling others about this joke.. if it is real, it would be unbelieveable.. :D

[monster98]

Actually it is also a pub joke. Remember being told and telling others about this joke.. if it is real, it would be unbelieveable.. :D


u lidat pichak ppl's lobang good meh????? :p

[et911]

u lidat pichak ppl's lobang good meh????? :p

I uphold the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.. :D

[et911]

darylcch, pai seh for disturbing your thread. I be off... promise...

[badboyxtreme]

Ten years down the road, u see some samster say his first encounter with sex is when he watch Tom & Jerry till sian, so go find father play but saw father eating mom abalone........ u'll know who he is :p

Muahahaha this is wicked and mean.

[darylcch]

darylcch, pai seh for disturbing your thread. I be off... promise...

Thanks for your consideration....my thread become..lsited companies..then hair cut..then nose pluck....haahaa

[Microsoft]

Bro MS,
My orpid was one of those busted by you and gang!!! I was having plus 12points and you and bombadiers just shelled until i'm minus 19. Thanks for making me deader than dead. LOL!!

Wat gang u talking about?? Nice ppl get their pt up. CMI ppl get themselves zap. The problem is....lots of CMI folks think highly of themselves.... :D :p

FYI, beside moderator here, not much ppl zap me....Kekeke.

[Big Sexy]

wowkaoz.. MS u very naughty hor... why never include me in your zap squad??? :D

btw highlife sms me last nite.. says he is organisating a outing with RK and "mummyboy" coming along also.. i think he will call u soon too.:)

Wat gang u talking about?? Nice ppl get their pt up. CMI ppl get themselves zap.

[Microsoft]

wowkaoz.. MS u very naughty hor... why never include me in your zap squad???

Huh?? u oso got dis type of fetish of zapping ppl?? I tot u Mr Niceguy?? :D :D

[Big Sexy]

yahor.. i forgot i am mr nice guy..:D

who wants point huh??? Pls Pm me... i will UP YOU...:D

Huh?? u oso got dis type of fetish of zapping ppl?? I tot u Mr Niceguy??

[DOM1]

Wat gang u talking about?? Nice ppl get their pt up. CMI ppl get themselves zap. The problem is....lots of CMI folks think highly of themselves....

FYI, beside moderator here, not much ppl zap me....Kekeke.

Bro MS,
Sorry about the mistake. You may just be the inocent bystander when I was fried. My appology! :o
Regards,
DOM1

[Blue_gal]

:p very ENTERTAINING TOPICssss...

Back to the topic, if i were to tio CAUGHT on such sence, I will tell my CHILD that its how papa SHOW his LOVE to mama...and this is part of the "making" LOVE and if the LOVE make properly HE will gets a sister or brother in 10mths time..... :D

IMPORTANT to let the CHILD know itS A SECRET and not suppose to tELL OTHERS....

CheeR!~
BitChy Blue AUnt|e

[smiler]

yahor.. i forgot i am mr nice guy..:

who wants point huh??? Pls Pm me... i will UP YOU...:D
Hmmmm........I dun like using PM, pls invest me. :D

[smiler]

very ENTERTAINING TOPICssss...

Back to the topic, if i were to tio CAUGHT on such sence, I will tell my CHILD that its how papa SHOW his LOVE to mama...and this is part of the "making" LOVE and if the LOVE make properly HE will gets a sister or brother in 10mths time..... :D

IMPORTANT to let the CHILD know itS A SECRET and not suppose to tELL OTHERS....

CheeR!~
BitChy Blue AUnt|e
*Clap*.......*Clap*.......

Auntie so when we can help the "poor boy" here by showing our love making skill har? :D

[owen10]

good lah early sex education for yr son
next time knw how to part tor n marry at an earlier age :D

[Microsoft]

Bro MS,
Sorry about the mistake. You may just be the inocent bystander when I was fried. My appology!
Regards,
DOM1

Apology accepted! Let's move on. :D :D

[mokermania]

jus want to share my funny experience :)

was doing with wife on the floor 1 nite...
was on missionary position, half way thru someone started to lick my balls..
n it our dog!!!!

normally if we r having sex(even if we on the floor), he would jus hide below the bed n can sense that he knew his master is @ wrk n will not disturb us...

mayb that nite something fishy caught his nose attention..haha

[fun4evergood]

...

mayb that nite something fishy caught his nose attention..haha

Maybe she is horny that night...wanted to "mass orgy" :eek: :D

[lesnar]

jus want to share my funny experience :)

was doing with wife on the floor 1 nite...
was on missionary position, half way thru someone started to lick my balls..
n it our dog!!!!

normally if we r having sex(even if we on the floor), he would jus hide below the bed n can sense that he knew his master is @ wrk n will not disturb us...

mayb that nite something fishy caught his nose attention..haha

Wah Kaozzz.....this is so disgusting!!! Hahahahaha...... :D

[goo_ey]

jus want to share my funny experience
was doing with wife on the floor 1 nite...
was on missionary position, half way thru someone started to lick my balls..
n it our dog!!!!
..haha

hahahaha....thats a hot threesome :eek: :D

[whitegals]

Mabbe someone should start a thread on beastiality... :mad: