Sammyboy RSS Feed
14-09-2013, 01:00 PM
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:
8. Regularly quote Kong Hee. This will impress other CHC’ers of your “Biblical” knowledge, even if you do not know squat about theology.
9. Believe in all Kong Hee’s, or CHC guest’s revelations, regardless of how silly they may seem. Even if you do not believe in them, just pretend, same as everybody else.
10. Abandon all sound reason and critical thinking. This is imperative. It is not possible to become an honest CHC member if you question Kong Hee’s teachings with reason or scepticism. This would be the fastest way for you to become a “backslider”.
11. Smile a lot to everyone you see. Say you love them even when you hate them. You must pretend at all costs, to love your worst enemies even if it kills them in the end. This is even more valid towards NCC and FCBC members. See also next point.
- http://yauming.blogspot.sg/2013/09/h...james-tan.html (http://yauming.blogspot.sg/2013/09/how-to-be-chc-christian-by-james-tan.html)
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?163089-How-to-be-a-good-CHC-Christian&goto=newpost).
8. Regularly quote Kong Hee. This will impress other CHC’ers of your “Biblical” knowledge, even if you do not know squat about theology.
9. Believe in all Kong Hee’s, or CHC guest’s revelations, regardless of how silly they may seem. Even if you do not believe in them, just pretend, same as everybody else.
10. Abandon all sound reason and critical thinking. This is imperative. It is not possible to become an honest CHC member if you question Kong Hee’s teachings with reason or scepticism. This would be the fastest way for you to become a “backslider”.
11. Smile a lot to everyone you see. Say you love them even when you hate them. You must pretend at all costs, to love your worst enemies even if it kills them in the end. This is even more valid towards NCC and FCBC members. See also next point.
- http://yauming.blogspot.sg/2013/09/h...james-tan.html (http://yauming.blogspot.sg/2013/09/how-to-be-chc-christian-by-james-tan.html)
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?163089-How-to-be-a-good-CHC-Christian&goto=newpost).