How to get laid?

[jp2100]

Hi all SIFUs and Bros,

Alot of questions to ask and yes the questions are simple but to some people (me) may have never even went to one or been to one. So please share share your experiences and even some tips to help out would be GREAT :D

How do you find an escort? :confused:
When do you find an escort?
Why quality and pricing matters? :eek:
Which escorts (race )do you prefer?
Do you prefer Massages or Escorts?
Is there a group of friends who enjoy going Escorting together?


Well, I have to honest , that I am still FRESH of ever finding an Escort.:o

Is there anyone would like to share personal experiences of how to get laid? or finding an escort?

There is NO course about "How to get Laid".

[Dsolsz]

How to get laid... Just lie down lor.
Find escort just google lor
Or sign up for one of those gang bang session here

[Daiso]

Not hard.

For lady open leg wide and guy insert your tools inside that all.

[Lindblum]

Step by step guide by Lindblum (For average looking guys, but with a larger than life character) :

1) Groom yourself - if you think you are hairy in some areas, give it a shave. Style your hair, change those clothes to suit your body shape. Some people looks good in slim fit clothes, some look bad in them. Some look good in V-neck, some round neck T shirts. No need anything too fancy, unless you're going clubbing.

2) Maintain yourself - exercise and work out, burn those carbs and slim down if you're on the chubb side. Exercise gives self confidence when talking to women.

3) Read, Read, Read - Magazines, newspapers, especially on casual topics. You must give the girl the impression you are deeper than the rest of the boys. Learn what not to say, what to say, how should you behave in a certain situation. Also, read on witty come backs and witty phrases to use. Memorize some of those. Movies are a good start, but if the girl has seen the movie, she will know you got it from there, and its a killer for you. Google it, its much safer. Girls like a funny guy, not some dull shit who doesn't even know how to make a girl laugh with his wit.

4) Push and Pull - When having a great time talking to a girl, especially when you think that is the peak of the conversation, Back the Fcuk out. Its hard to do it, but you must. Say something like "Its awesome talking to you, gtg." If the first date is going awesomely well, stop all contact for several days after. Leave her wondering, "Hey, i thought we were having a good time?" Send mixed signals.

5) Body language - Learn to NEVER sit opposite a girl in a bar or a restaurant. Its freaking creepy to be sitting in her face. If its a square table, request to sit adjacent to her, L shape. If she asks why, say something like "I'm sorry, I don't feel comfortable staring at your face when I should be focusing on my food" Side view of your face actually works in your favor. If you have a habit of using a lot of hand signals, freaking stop it. Look at yourself in the mirror and practice when to point, or use appropriate hand signals. These form the basis of subliminal signaling - Using body language to send signals to her sub-conscious, letting her know she is physically wanted.

6) Words - Never throw words like "I love you." Subliminal signaling works in the way the brain associates certain words with feelings. Girls in their full conscious state can't pick up on it, and that is for the better. Girls must never know a direct message from you. Send it in subliminal forms (THIS DOES NOT MEAN SENDING HINTS YOU LIKE HER) . For example, if she asks you if you want to try a new restaurant, say "I'd love to try it." or "That's really interesting," Use seductive wordings in your speech. "That is so enticing" "that sounds very naughty"

7) Tone of voice - Don't talk too fast. How does James Bond talk? Like a fish monger? Believe you are a cut above the rest, and you will be. Don't raise your voice. Know when to use a smile with the right tone. If you are in a club, no need to shout, use other techniques.

8) -For use in clubs - Don't shout in her ear. Go close, say it closer in her ear with a little bit of sensuality. Ears are pleasure points for girls, know how to use it. Know how to have fun in a club. Don't think of bringing her home to bang that night. It takes several outings/clubbings to bang her. Know how to use a get-away-from-the-crowd technique. After theres a little bit of fun playing games, ask her if she would like to do something fun. Take her hand and do a quick get-away to the bar or something. Remember you have to take her hand and hold it like its a quickie because it feels exciting, and you want her to feel excited. It usually works if you ask her other best friend (quietly ask before) if you can take your girl for a quick drink at the bar.

9) Know when to use body contact. Don't do stupid things and pretend to bump into her ass or her breasts. Think about this, if you get her, you can have all the time to squeeze her breasts. Gracing hands is a good start, but once or twice can already.

10) Know the difference between the Day Game and Night Game - Don't try Night Game techniques in daytime. Some of which includes whispering into her ear. Don't do it. Day Game is when you send mixed signals. Talk about casual topics, fashion etc. Please avoid topics that involve money, and family. Avoid Serious topics at all cost unless she really needs a confidant. Night Game is when you send subliminal messages. This is where Don Juan's voice comes in, and body contact.

Follow these instructions, you will be on your way to getting laid for free and multiple times.

[kissu]

school holiday coming ...

[Lindblum]

Advanced Guide by Lindblum :

1) Avoid revealing too much - That's right, avoid revealing too much about yourself, your life, your past girlfriends, or your character. Don't say stuff like this "Oh, Im that kind of person where I would ... etc etc" . Let her find out slowly, day by day. Keep an air of Mystery, but not to the point of being creepy and incriminating.

2) Never be Aunt Agony - Some girls like to pour their life story and difficulties into one guy. Some guys think its a good chance to "rescue" her, but it doesn't work most of the time. You'll just be friend-zoned and called BFF or Jie Mei. If they want to start something like that, e.g. want to tell you their life story, cut it out straight away with , "Whoah, im not Aunt Agony, find someone who wears a skirt" Then change topic. Otherwise, change topic if you feel you're becoming Aunt Agony.

3) Avoid embarrassing moments - Eg, Don't order an over-sized burger and stuff your mouth with it. It looks ungracious and unsexy. Some girls like it, most girls don't. If you feel playing Tennis with her is going to make your fats bounce up and down, then common sense dictates to avoid it.

4) Avoid going into her world - If she's an accountant, stop asking her accounting related things. If she's a student, never ask how is her studies. Did you like it as a student if someone asked you about your studies? Its good to know more about her, but you really want to know what excites her and such. However do let her talk about herself or tell you stories. Keep it light.

5) Bring her into your world - Thats right, if you like Cars, airplanes, etc share that bit with her. You're going to know more about it than her, and can bring up topics to rouse her curiosity.

6) Make her feel sexy around you - It all starts with the way you smile at her and the way you walk. Yes, learn to walk properly, don't drag your feet.

7) Look into her eyes - Don't stare at her, but look at her when she is talking. Look at her eyes sometimes. Eye contact is one very important aspect of seduction. It avoids her looking at your fat arms or other areas you don't want her to pay attention to.

8) Don't be afraid to offend her - why do you think ah bengs get laid more often than you ? They are not afraid to tell their Lians that she should just shut up. Make your stand and be a man. If she's trying to be difficult with you like playing hard to get, say this : "Is this what you do all the time, when boys want to know more about you?" or "Why do you keep doing that?" . My personal favorite is "If you really hate me that much, I'll leave, but i just thought you were an amazing person to talk to. Bye" use these lines face to face and not in a text . I personally dislike messaging . I always keep my texts to one sentence.

[jp2100]

TY SIFU n Bros , Really helped out alot , but my only question is .... got kaki join for escorting ? Is there a date where kaki go out on a daily basis to go enjoy escorting ? :confused:

[BreadCrumbs]

For lady open leg wide and guy insert your tools inside that all.

Easier said than done :p

[Lindblum]

TY SIFU n Bros , Really helped out alot , but my only question is .... got kaki join for escorting ? Is there a date where kaki go out on a daily basis to go enjoy escorting ? :confused:

look dude, after all that advice you still wanna go escorts, fine. you dont need any1 to go with u, just go yourself; have confidence.

[Johnston]

TY SIFU n Bros , Really helped out alot , but my only question is .... got kaki join for escorting ? Is there a date where kaki go out on a daily basis to go enjoy escorting ? :confused:

Well goddamn you said your in the uk
But where's your brit english?

Mine's very very rusty but i can still understand ....

Anyway are you in uk or in sg, if you are here than we can help you
If you arent we cant.... ;)

[jp2100]

Yea , currently I am studying in the UK but I m going to SG at 24th Dec for Christmas , and always wanted to break my virginity but i am a shy guy and lack of self confidence when around the ladies.

So i was hoping for some guidance, i know this is SOLO thing to go find a Escort.... but I have no experience like all SIFUs with the ladies.( with all due Respect) :o

[jp2100]

(BRIT ACCENT, well Scottish to be precise...)
Aye mate, but wud ya mind help me mate?
I haven't shagged ever in my life, hopin that some buds wud help me out , aye? :cool:


Well.... thts the best Impression I can give :D But seriously be back in SG , done my research about geylang but still the idea of the place and everything is still very blur to me. Would be great if there was an escort to escort me about escorting :D

[Johnston]

Holy gee gosh batman!!!!!
We gots us a gen-you-wine virgin right heah!!!
He says he needs to get his cherry popped....aint never got his dick sucked and all, thats a shame;)

College boy, i expressly dont recommend you venture into geylang for the first time unescorted.... You might get lost around the fish tanks and westerhout, or nor survive to reach the cat 100 china streetwalkers... The first tim a cat70 walker pulls at your arm you might be lost , and if you survived to reach the cat100 you definetley will be lost.... Even i still get tempted .:D

Yes - i am the Great Red Dragon and i love assisting virgin boys to get their cherries popped.....