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30-08-2013, 11:10 PM
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Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/govt-does-not-have-magic/786848.html
PEASANTPORE: Well paid Ruler Loong has said his expensive regime has no need to strike a balance between taking the lead and moving peasants along when it comes to pro-familee decrees.
He was speaking to young gullible peasants at a post-National Day Talk Cock Sing Song dialogue on Thursday evening.
The dialogue was an occasion for Ruler Loong to confound young peasants and for him to indulge in retail politics, to show Ang Mohs and Nihons that he wants to hear what they young peasants think of his recent State of the Regime Talk Fest.
As usual, a well placed mole immediately said there is a sense of entitlement among peasant youths who fucking want the regime to do more for peasants after rewarding themselves with fat cat stipends.
Ruler Loong reiterated that while the regime can do more , "its a zero sum game, good for Familee means bad for peasants and vice versa".
He explained the old concept that that whatever the regime gives out, it surely will take back.
"Familee running a business ok, not ruling or running a country!", he reminded the young peasants.
Ruler Loong noted that the regime's revenue is in a mess, nice term will be 'balance'.
Yet no young peasant asked why such an expensive regime turned the finances upside down and with a series of bad gambles and insistence on Soviet era 'rent economy'.
On one hand, the regime wants to wayang and be seem doing more to help peasants, on the other hand, as more peasants read more Jane Austen novels, relations between regime and the peasants will be more challenging.
For example, Ruler Loong said the regime will never consult with peasants for policies that need urgent profit motives, e.g. Casinos.
He said: "Fucking hell, I do not care whether you use Jane Austen ideas to tell me to be more democratic, KNNCCB, I am Ruler Loong hor, not the Westminister PM hor, I say raise taxes, you fucking hell dare to tell me to fuck off? This is an Asiatic despotic society, I am the Ruler, not the peasants ok!
"You think like the Swiss cantons, anytime not happy, get some signatures, force referendum and then force their leaders to change the policies is it? Wet dreams ok? In Asia, we simply pass decrees, you peasants fucking tremble and obey."
Some stupid peasants questioned if volunteer work should be institutionalised or free flowing and asked what sort of role the regime can play.
Ruler Loong replied that volunteer work will be doled out to rich peasant children to avoid NS, aka the White Horses will benefit the most from such a scam.
He said: "Er, I got such programs only for White Horses, to give them 'Get out of NS' card, so not for the average Beng or Seng lor."
Wrapping up the dialogue, Ruler Loong again urged stupid peasants to have faith in the future of the Familee.
In two years, Old Autocrat will probably meet Lord Yama.
Ruler Loong said it's an important milestone.
He said: "Got many people waiting for Old Autocrat to meet Lord Yama, then they will create problems and try to topple the Familee's vice grip on political power. Do not worry, I just promote that Kee-Chiew and his bunch of Young Turks in Mindef will pledge loyalty to Familee.
"No Arab Spring in Peasantpore! I see Assad cock up and now his son in trouble, no worries, my Papa already make arrangements for that.
"Ex-Regent Woody has been effectively neutralized and his powerbase gone liao. With him out of place, you think that Angry Teochew Kiang got a chance meh?"
Ruler Loong announced that Education Minion Heng $wee $wee will head a committee, called S50, tasked with rolling out programmes to mark Old Autocrat's birthday.
He added that sweet-talker Heng will visit North Korea and learn more about the Kim's Personality Cult and possibly cum up with ideas to do the same for Old Autocrat.
Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia will broadcast highlights of the "Ruler Loong's Dialogue with Young Gullible Peasants" on Monday at 8pm.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?161534-Ruler-Loong-using-double-talk-to-confound-impressionable-peasants&goto=newpost).
Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/govt-does-not-have-magic/786848.html
PEASANTPORE: Well paid Ruler Loong has said his expensive regime has no need to strike a balance between taking the lead and moving peasants along when it comes to pro-familee decrees.
He was speaking to young gullible peasants at a post-National Day Talk Cock Sing Song dialogue on Thursday evening.
The dialogue was an occasion for Ruler Loong to confound young peasants and for him to indulge in retail politics, to show Ang Mohs and Nihons that he wants to hear what they young peasants think of his recent State of the Regime Talk Fest.
As usual, a well placed mole immediately said there is a sense of entitlement among peasant youths who fucking want the regime to do more for peasants after rewarding themselves with fat cat stipends.
Ruler Loong reiterated that while the regime can do more , "its a zero sum game, good for Familee means bad for peasants and vice versa".
He explained the old concept that that whatever the regime gives out, it surely will take back.
"Familee running a business ok, not ruling or running a country!", he reminded the young peasants.
Ruler Loong noted that the regime's revenue is in a mess, nice term will be 'balance'.
Yet no young peasant asked why such an expensive regime turned the finances upside down and with a series of bad gambles and insistence on Soviet era 'rent economy'.
On one hand, the regime wants to wayang and be seem doing more to help peasants, on the other hand, as more peasants read more Jane Austen novels, relations between regime and the peasants will be more challenging.
For example, Ruler Loong said the regime will never consult with peasants for policies that need urgent profit motives, e.g. Casinos.
He said: "Fucking hell, I do not care whether you use Jane Austen ideas to tell me to be more democratic, KNNCCB, I am Ruler Loong hor, not the Westminister PM hor, I say raise taxes, you fucking hell dare to tell me to fuck off? This is an Asiatic despotic society, I am the Ruler, not the peasants ok!
"You think like the Swiss cantons, anytime not happy, get some signatures, force referendum and then force their leaders to change the policies is it? Wet dreams ok? In Asia, we simply pass decrees, you peasants fucking tremble and obey."
Some stupid peasants questioned if volunteer work should be institutionalised or free flowing and asked what sort of role the regime can play.
Ruler Loong replied that volunteer work will be doled out to rich peasant children to avoid NS, aka the White Horses will benefit the most from such a scam.
He said: "Er, I got such programs only for White Horses, to give them 'Get out of NS' card, so not for the average Beng or Seng lor."
Wrapping up the dialogue, Ruler Loong again urged stupid peasants to have faith in the future of the Familee.
In two years, Old Autocrat will probably meet Lord Yama.
Ruler Loong said it's an important milestone.
He said: "Got many people waiting for Old Autocrat to meet Lord Yama, then they will create problems and try to topple the Familee's vice grip on political power. Do not worry, I just promote that Kee-Chiew and his bunch of Young Turks in Mindef will pledge loyalty to Familee.
"No Arab Spring in Peasantpore! I see Assad cock up and now his son in trouble, no worries, my Papa already make arrangements for that.
"Ex-Regent Woody has been effectively neutralized and his powerbase gone liao. With him out of place, you think that Angry Teochew Kiang got a chance meh?"
Ruler Loong announced that Education Minion Heng $wee $wee will head a committee, called S50, tasked with rolling out programmes to mark Old Autocrat's birthday.
He added that sweet-talker Heng will visit North Korea and learn more about the Kim's Personality Cult and possibly cum up with ideas to do the same for Old Autocrat.
Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia will broadcast highlights of the "Ruler Loong's Dialogue with Young Gullible Peasants" on Monday at 8pm.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?161534-Ruler-Loong-using-double-talk-to-confound-impressionable-peasants&goto=newpost).