Names you give your PENIS

[AmericanExpress]

Please add your own to the list :D

Diablo
Kraken
Light Saber
Dong
Snake
Trouser Snake
The Merlion
The Majestic
Konek
Brother
Salami
Love Pump
Baby Maker
Pocket Rocket
The DICKtator
Master Key
Banana
Drill Sergeant

[banana81sg]

maomao
hammerhead

[sleepy80]

Ku ku bird... That's what I was taught when I'm a child..

[ifarkalot]

tiny tweenie .....:D:D

[The Stalker]

angry bird

[kukugun]

Simi lan.....

[nuclearkid]

Mr Softee? :D

[Red_Wine]

Tweety Bird

[mlyguy1]

Pisang....

[TempLust]

I didn't give him a name but girls did.......God.

Oh my God !!! Oh my God !!!

[C-Note]

Sacred Kingdom
The Dragon

[cheongsteer]

I named mine as Eagle!

[MidnightRose]

Anaconda.:D

[warresg]

american express "don't leave home without it" lol :D

[hokkienguy]

similanjiao

[hayelf]

I call it Dick :p

[wally888]

mushroom head! :D

[WRX_STI]

Real steel :D

[ramon]

Lup Cheong

[ahha2011]

Ha.. I like this thread... shy

[roflmaolol]

Batman..

because my girls like to watch Dark Knight Raises

[jomround]

I don't give it a name. But "they" call it baby boy, the little boy, machine gun.

[jomround]

I don't give it a name. But "they" call it baby boy, the little boy, machine gun.

[ojit82]

Baby bulldog.... sounds cheesy... hahaha but its wat i call my penis...

[KobeBeef]

老二 。。。。因为我是老大 ！ :d

[belvedere]

Anaconda:D

[Love 6969]

Magic stick :D

[rob_onny]

Hotdog....

[lam30]

Willy :D:D

[cncs]

Hammer !!!!

[chickyy]

Super junior!!!

[Lonelybabe75]

Mo gu dou
Mushroom head
Didi

[RedDevils9]

Big strong and friendly.:)

[fictionman]

My gf call it COCK....

[weetek]

disneyland... will take you to "the happiest place on earth"

[bigcannon]

Big cannon... dream 2 have 1

[Lizzert]

Little Hsien Loong...

[pulchritudinous]

Hunter

Master key

[Thai Rak Thai]

Little Hsien Loong...

haha...that's interesting ;)

[tipspecialist]

Sleeping time: snake

Wake up time: cobra/ anaconda

I only tell these to ktv girls

[victore6338]

Turtle head
lam pa
kuku bird

[SexyMenace]

my FB calls it *my precious*

[thomko]

pinay wifey calls it titi. tagalog.

[Optimus_Prime]

You guys have a really HEALTHY EGO :D:p

[WRX_STI]

Goliath

Majestic

Tua kee

[wantanabee]

Piledriver!!

[ddog]

Big Bro and just... tail

[leo_ng77]

Little Leo.....:D

[havengoner]

Godzilla :D

[crood]

PEN PEN :p

[crood]

PEN PEN :p, i always ask gals this "u wan to touch my cute pen pen" :p

[AmericanExpress]

Beaver basher
Coitus apparatus
Stun gun
Vitamin D

[fantasyinjector]

I didn't give him a name but girls did.......God.

Oh my God !!! Oh my God !!!

that a good one

[(o)(o) Tuner]

打狗棒.....:d

[SnowWolf]

My ex called mine "Omnirod" :D

[ichigo_ichie]

You reminded me of this movie: :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOZYoa_pod0

[handsomeboy888]

Cock
Dick

[Serenade]

Joy stick /Joystick. Pilots wil appreciate this

[thislogin]

steve peaners

[lynnlammy]

steve peaners

lol.. nice name :P

[hermit1313]

incredible "cock" (or hulk)

[darkhorse]

Mr Willy ....

[Lightsaber369]

lightsaber :D

[AmericanExpress]

Geronimo

Usama

[High till Dry]

Before erection.... MAN UNITED
After erection.... MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB :D

[C0NSTANTINE]

I call him King Dingaling

:cool:

[AmericanExpress]

You name your willy after Man U? That is cold

[hokkienguy]

Ba tiao (肉条）

[bebe69]

my son still calls it 'bird' 'bird' !

[ah rat]

my son still calls it 'bird' 'bird' !

Sis,not 'kuku bird'

[Ashyboy]

Well i will call mine...Lexington Hulk..:)

[Horsecock]

Tree trunk

[bebe69]

Well i will call mine...Lexington Hulk..:)

Anything to do with it being green!!!

[WertyQ]

Phatty - cos it's stiff, thick and has a nice big head.

[Remy2009]

Apocalypse

[superhornynsf]

mine is named Schlong

[Polar.Bear]

Funny thread!

[AmericanExpress]

Weird but I heard this guy called his...Ralph

[Nurgle]

As a Warhammer fan, I have been calling it plague sword.

But after watching Guardians of the Galaxy with my wife, she's been calling it Groot!

[syt_punisher]

My ex used to say, "I want to suck cockzilla"

[urgg]

Brainless?? Pea Brain? because always cannot think..

[fictionman]

My ex used to say, "I want to suck cockzilla"

Size does matter!!!!

[BlueFilm]

I give nick call...Long Man

[freezetheDB]

my wifey calls it Icecream
I call it Masamune

[PrinceCharles]

As a Warhammer fan, I have been calling it plague sword.


Lol thats funny

[AmericanExpress]

Just back from bangkok. A hussy called it "burn yai" - literally big gun or cannon

[maui_boy]

D r a g o n

[lonesome1]

I name my dick as "Rooney"

[hotmeanshot]

圆月弯刀。because my dick is curved when erected.

[Davidoff9876]

Its called legcat.

A sticker on viber. Everytime I talk dirty with my wife, legcat will come out:D:p

[horiv3]

Lee sian 龙

[ahha2011]

Lee sian 龙

Looks like u always "torture" him until he vomit ..lol