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30-07-2013, 01:30 AM
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Transmodified from State Approved Mouthpiece CNA
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Peasantpore: Education Minion Heng $wee $wee, instead of fixing the screwed up P1 registration has taken time to lauded the for-profit Peasantpore Management Degree Mill (SMU) for allowing rich scions to graduate if their papa pay handsome school fees and their charges do some social work.
Minion Heng told an audience of 2,122 graduates at SMU's convocation ceremony on Thursday that contributions to the Ruler Loong and Familee say more than academic transcripts.
All SMU students, rich or poor are required to do kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait or do some social work, subjected to their papa's wealth before graduation, and Minion Heng said this has become SMU's Bowel of Disgrace.
"Contributing to the country, is not the same as contributing to Familee. Doing what is good for Familee always means doing bad things to peasants....each boon granted to Familee is a curse to peasants. By doing so, I hope you have gained a deeper appreciation of the political reality on this island, understood the meaning of life and have nurtured a spirit of betraying the peasantry and serving Ruler Loong," Minion Heng mused.
Rich Boy Marcus Ng, who graduated with double degree in Accountancy and Business Management, said: "Getting in touch with the less fortunate actually made me glad that I picked the right loins man! Ruler Loong is fucking correct man, you just give peasants $1, they appreciate actually appreciate it so much but of course, after the Erections, we have the means to help Ruler Loong claw back the $1 back lor. In chess, they called it the Poison Pawn Variation right!"
Minion Heng said this Ruler Loong is playing the old games enjoyed by King Louis XIV, pitting peasants against merchants.
This is SMU's 10th and most profitable graduating batch since the university's inception to serve rich regional merchants in 2000.
Minion Heng said peasant students at SMU have learnt that they should simply work as cheap serfs for MNCs and not dare to challenge Familee. He stopped short of warning peasants that Half Breed Viv and NEA have a good bag of dung and tricks to punish peasants who dared to challenge the regime.
He had this advice for the graduates: "Daring is not just about reading Jane Austen novels and clamoring for the right to poke people's arses or political reforms. It is kowtowing Ruler Loong and worshipping him as the First Among Equals."
Minion Heng said he was working as a lowly lackey in the Education Ministry on higher education issues when Phony Tony Tan, who pulled off the brilliant Patrick Military Scientist Scam, had a profitable vision to set up a third university to serve rich merchants' children or the dollars will end up in Australia.
Minion Heng said: "Those fucking Aussies are wondrously clever to attract our peasants and rich scions to study there. The outflow of forex caught Old Autocrat's attentions and he simply arrow Arch-Duke Phony Tan to do something about it.
SMU would create opportunities for more rich merchants to pay school fees to Ruler Loong's coffers rather allow the Aussies to have a easy time.
"It was a question of whether the local and regional merchants will be stupid enough to send their children to this expensive degree mill rather than to Aussie varsities. Of course, to up the class a bit, we hire Ang Mohs as big shot professors lor. White men always bigger and better, if you pay them well lor."
"We tell the Ang Moh professors that since Ruler Loong pays their stipends, got Hokkien saying better 'eyes better open big big', just teach those peasants and scions enough to do MNC work for lesser pay.....but never ever teach them to think and reason for themselves." quipped Minion Heng.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?158374-Minion-Heng-wee-wee-Loyalty-to-Ruler-Loong-and-regime-pays&goto=newpost).
Transmodified from State Approved Mouthpiece CNA
hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/video/contributions-to/755652.html
Peasantpore: Education Minion Heng $wee $wee, instead of fixing the screwed up P1 registration has taken time to lauded the for-profit Peasantpore Management Degree Mill (SMU) for allowing rich scions to graduate if their papa pay handsome school fees and their charges do some social work.
Minion Heng told an audience of 2,122 graduates at SMU's convocation ceremony on Thursday that contributions to the Ruler Loong and Familee say more than academic transcripts.
All SMU students, rich or poor are required to do kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait or do some social work, subjected to their papa's wealth before graduation, and Minion Heng said this has become SMU's Bowel of Disgrace.
"Contributing to the country, is not the same as contributing to Familee. Doing what is good for Familee always means doing bad things to peasants....each boon granted to Familee is a curse to peasants. By doing so, I hope you have gained a deeper appreciation of the political reality on this island, understood the meaning of life and have nurtured a spirit of betraying the peasantry and serving Ruler Loong," Minion Heng mused.
Rich Boy Marcus Ng, who graduated with double degree in Accountancy and Business Management, said: "Getting in touch with the less fortunate actually made me glad that I picked the right loins man! Ruler Loong is fucking correct man, you just give peasants $1, they appreciate actually appreciate it so much but of course, after the Erections, we have the means to help Ruler Loong claw back the $1 back lor. In chess, they called it the Poison Pawn Variation right!"
Minion Heng said this Ruler Loong is playing the old games enjoyed by King Louis XIV, pitting peasants against merchants.
This is SMU's 10th and most profitable graduating batch since the university's inception to serve rich regional merchants in 2000.
Minion Heng said peasant students at SMU have learnt that they should simply work as cheap serfs for MNCs and not dare to challenge Familee. He stopped short of warning peasants that Half Breed Viv and NEA have a good bag of dung and tricks to punish peasants who dared to challenge the regime.
He had this advice for the graduates: "Daring is not just about reading Jane Austen novels and clamoring for the right to poke people's arses or political reforms. It is kowtowing Ruler Loong and worshipping him as the First Among Equals."
Minion Heng said he was working as a lowly lackey in the Education Ministry on higher education issues when Phony Tony Tan, who pulled off the brilliant Patrick Military Scientist Scam, had a profitable vision to set up a third university to serve rich merchants' children or the dollars will end up in Australia.
Minion Heng said: "Those fucking Aussies are wondrously clever to attract our peasants and rich scions to study there. The outflow of forex caught Old Autocrat's attentions and he simply arrow Arch-Duke Phony Tan to do something about it.
SMU would create opportunities for more rich merchants to pay school fees to Ruler Loong's coffers rather allow the Aussies to have a easy time.
"It was a question of whether the local and regional merchants will be stupid enough to send their children to this expensive degree mill rather than to Aussie varsities. Of course, to up the class a bit, we hire Ang Mohs as big shot professors lor. White men always bigger and better, if you pay them well lor."
"We tell the Ang Moh professors that since Ruler Loong pays their stipends, got Hokkien saying better 'eyes better open big big', just teach those peasants and scions enough to do MNC work for lesser pay.....but never ever teach them to think and reason for themselves." quipped Minion Heng.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?158374-Minion-Heng-wee-wee-Loyalty-to-Ruler-Loong-and-regime-pays&goto=newpost).