PDA

View Full Version : Ruler Loong says Familee and favourite nobles not worried about SARS


Sammyboy RSS Feed
31-05-2013, 06:00 PM
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:

Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/psychological-preparedness-most-importan/693514.html

PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong said the Familee and their trusted nobles will be shielded from future outbreaks of contagious diseases like SARS. For peasants, he hinted they ought to opens their eyes big-big and fend for themselves.

Speaking at the SARS Victory Ceremony on Friday, Ruler Loong said the country must be prepared to protect the Familee and their trusted nobles for a future outbreak which may well be more lethal or contagious than SARS.

He was reassured during the last SARs fiasco, his clan and other important nobles were spared the cull.

Ruler Loong said contingency plans are formulated to ensure the nobility are out of harm's way, hinting the exercise to parachute ex-Regent's doctor son was a brilliant rehearsal that proved the well paid lackeys were not napping.

There was no mention why Hair Do Lim, then Health Minion who screwed up big time, was not publicly flogged for his incompetence.

To boost his retail politicking skills, Ruler Loong paid tribute to healthcare serfs who cared for their patients, despite the risk to themselves and their families. Ruler Loong remembered five healthcare peasants who died in the course of carrying out their duties.

Families of Ong Hok Su, Alexandre Chao, Hamidah Ismail, Jonnel Pinera and Kiew Miyaw Tan ought to hound Hair Do Lim for his gross inept handling of the SARs Affair.

Hairdo Lim was missing at the ceremony. Lesser members of the Minion's Committee on SARS and the SARS COMBAT Team took the blame for the silly national response in 2003 showed up. They were there to seek forgiveness from Ruler Loong and families of the deceased SARs victims.


Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?153371-Ruler-Loong-says-Familee-and-favourite-nobles-not-worried-about-SARS&goto=newpost).