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Ethanas
05-04-2005, 05:32 PM
1) Give us sex whenever we ask for it.
2) Give us beer whenever we want it.
3) Give us a hug when we come home from work.
4) Even better if point 3) is accompanied by a kiss.
5) Prepare water for us to bath.
6) Clean up the mess after us.
7) Clean up the mess after us and our bros when we have a drinking/ card/ mahjong session. extra point for making tea for us during drinking/ card/ mahjong session.
8) Listen to our bragging. Praise us on our look, manhood, acomplishments.
9) Praise us after sex. and dun complain when we turn around and sleep.
10) shut the fark up about the mess we made.

:D

ryanlim
05-04-2005, 05:39 PM
stop dreaming and get back to reality.......

:D

Ethanas
05-04-2005, 05:41 PM
well uncle,

We can always dream can't we?

oxilary
05-04-2005, 05:42 PM
A quote from Chris Rock..

"Feed Me, Suck Me, Shut The Fuck Up"

tittyhawk
05-04-2005, 05:53 PM
This kinda of homo sapiens were distincted long time ago.

Iwant2fuck
05-04-2005, 09:50 PM
Last year got this stupid show call the batchor or something (didn't pay real attention).....come last episode when the guy choosing over 2 girls, my wife ask me...."which one you think huh".....I took one look and say "The one with the bigger boobs".

Sure enough, no matter how well, how kind, how touching, how nice, how kissy face the nice girl was, the guy went for the bimbo with the boobs.

Conclusion? Boobs...boobs...boobs...the rest are inconsequential.

Tai_zi21
05-04-2005, 10:19 PM
Does this type of women still exist in ths world? Dun forget to intro mi if u have hor Bro Ethanas! :D

thaivisitor
05-04-2005, 10:41 PM
The Perfect Attitude for the Perfect Woman

http://img81.exs.cx/img81/3794/womenwontsay7fx.jpg

Cheers :cool:

oxilary
05-04-2005, 10:52 PM
The Perfect Attitude for the Perfect Woman


the almost unattainable perfect woman..

xxpp_z
05-04-2005, 11:31 PM
lol...is there a perfect woman in this world?

nakamara
06-04-2005, 01:55 AM
Don't have to treat me damn good...just stay fucking faithful to me...that's all i ask :)