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georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 12:37 PM
Hi there,

Looking for a lady with the following traits:

1. 150cm - 155cm
2. 45kg - 50kg
3. Long hair
4. Local Chinese
5. Not wearing specks (wearing on chest is fine ... ), contact lens perfectly ok
6. Big eyes with double eye lids
7. Puts on nail polish
8. Age < 45yrs old

Who is interested in short/long term deals.
Pls PM me to discuss more.
Btw, had tried finding for a lady with above traits for some time but to no avail .... Apologies to bros who are offended with this post here .... Peace :-)

gm

jasdude
19-10-2012, 12:47 PM
Hi there,

Looking for a lady with the following traits:

1. 150cm - 155cm
2. 45kg - 50kg
3. Long hair
4. Local Chinese
5. Not wearing specks (wearing on chest is fine ... )
6. Big eyes with double eye lids
7. Puts on nail polish

Who is interested in short/long term deals.
Pls PM me to discuss more.
Btw, had tried finding for a lady with above traits for some time but to no avail .... Apologies to bros who are offended with this post here .... Peace :-)

gm

Question, If the lady is not wearing specks. Why will she want to decorate her chest with one there? the IN thingy? Maybe becos of this you cannot find for so long. Not logical. I will suggest dropping half of condition 5.

Ichigo_Kurosaki
19-10-2012, 12:47 PM
Contact lens okay? :D
Age? :D

flowbow
19-10-2012, 12:48 PM
Hi there,

Looking for a lady with the following traits:

1. 150cm - 155cm - FAIL
2. 45kg - 50kg - SECRET, CANNOT REVEAL
3. Long hair - PASS
4. Local Chinese - PASS
5. Not wearing specks (wearing on chest is fine ... ) - CONTACT LENS
6. Big eyes with double eye lids - FAIL
7. Puts on nail polish - SOMETIMES PASS SOMETIMES FAIL

Who is interested in short/long term deals.
Pls PM me to discuss more.
Btw, had tried finding for a lady with above traits for some time but to no avail .... Apologies to bros who are offended with this post here .... Peace :-)

gm

TS can consider me? :):(

acidicavex
19-10-2012, 12:51 PM
TS can consider me? :):(

Use those sticker paste than pass the double eye lips lo

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 12:56 PM
Jasdude,

Hi.
Ur pointers noted.
Specks on chest = bra .... Sorry , ain't funny I know.
Paiseh.

Ichiro,

Hi, ur suggestions noted n my post edited.
Tks.

Flow,

Hi and erm .... I am looking for lady lei ....

gm

DegenerationX
19-10-2012, 12:58 PM
Flow,

Hi and erm .... I am looking for lady lei ....

gm

Flow is a lady. And a pretty one too!

Reoxy
19-10-2012, 12:58 PM
Flow,

Hi and erm .... I am looking for lady lei ....

gm

Flow IS a lady... :rolleyes:

acidicavex
19-10-2012, 12:59 PM
Jasdude,

Hi.
Ur pointers noted.
Specks on chest = bra .... Sorry , ain't funny I know.
Paiseh.

Ichiro,

Hi, ur suggestions noted n my post edited.
Tks.

Flow,

Hi and erm .... I am looking for lady lei ....

gm

She is a lady ........

Ichigo_Kurosaki
19-10-2012, 01:03 PM
flowbow's certificate of gender :D

http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=7949450&postcount=5

georgemagnum, think you better give us 4D or TOTO nos cos you damn lucky 1st post 1 hit liao :D

Sen5eS
19-10-2012, 01:05 PM
TS can consider me? :):(

Dun Tease the Poor Fella ;):p

flowbow's certificate of gender

http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=7949450&postcount=5

georgemagnum, think you better give us 4D or TOTO nos cos you damn lucky 1st post 1 hit liao

IK : kekeke have you met her yet ? That's the more important thing ...

BTW these 2 posts are more definitive -
http://sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=7953240&postcount=20
http://sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=7953439&postcount=31

Someone can vouch for her ID and She's been with a Man b4 plus she has Feelings (not cold hearted)

acidicavex
19-10-2012, 01:06 PM
flowbow's certificate of gender :D

http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=7949450&postcount=5

georgemagnum, think you better give us 4D or TOTO nos cos you damn lucky 1st post 1 hit liao :D

Wish there was a like button hahaha

Sen5eS
19-10-2012, 01:10 PM
Wish there was a like button hahaha

kekeke you can just tell it to her how you feel ? much more sincere than any buttons out there :p

acidicavex
19-10-2012, 01:39 PM
kekeke you can just tell it to her how you feel ? much more sincere than any buttons out there :p

No la I don't I want to click on the like button on sis flowbow. I was like want to click like on bro ichigo post :p haha

I tell her like also no use I ain't posting LF in here. Hahaha

flowbow
19-10-2012, 01:56 PM
Flow,

Hi and erm .... I am looking for lady lei ....


Wah straight rejection. Sian... :(

Flow is a lady. And a pretty one too!

Eh! I've never met you before leh :confused:

Flow IS a lady...

She is a lady ........

flowbow's certificate of gender

http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=7949450&postcount=5


Dun Tease the Poor Fella



IK : kekeke have you met her yet ? That's the more important thing ...

BTW these 2 posts are more definitive -
http://sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=7953240&postcount=20
http://sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=7953439&postcount=31

Someone can vouch for her ID and She's been with a Man b4 plus she has Feelings (not cold hearted)

This is scary... I feel like I'm being stalked and my posts are being monitored all the time :eek: hahahaha :p

DegenerationX
19-10-2012, 02:00 PM
Eh! I've never met you before leh :confused:

I just quote Bro Reoxy. :D

http://sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=7953240&postcount=20

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 02:16 PM
Acidicavex, DegenerationX, Reoxy, Ichigo, Senses,

Thanks for pointing out Flow's gender.
I had assumed .... Paiseh x10.....

Flow,

Apologies ..... Mix up ur gender .....

gm .... really so difficult to find? Adumak ....

Sen5eS
19-10-2012, 02:25 PM
This is scary... I feel like I'm being stalked and my posts are being monitored all the time :eek: hahahaha :p

Your Avatar is confusing to all ! heeheehee :D

serenasugar
19-10-2012, 02:27 PM
Hi there,

Looking for a lady with the following traits:

1. 150cm - 155cm pass
2. 45kg - 50kg **lighter then 45
3. Long hair pass
4. Local Chinese pass
5. Not wearing specks (wearing on chest is fine ... ), contact lens perfectly ok pass
6. Big eyes with double eye lids pass
7. Puts on nail polish fail
8. Age < 45yrs old pass

Who is interested in short/long term deals.
Pls PM me to discuss more.
Btw, had tried finding for a lady with above traits for some time but to no avail .... Apologies to bros who are offended with this post here .... Peace :-)

gm

Lol u sound like looking for me except I m skinner than what u 1 lol

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 02:31 PM
Sugar,

Hi......Erm ..... < 40kg ? If I may ask .....

gm

DegenerationX
19-10-2012, 02:36 PM
Sugar,

Hi......Erm ..... < 40kg ? If I may ask .....

gm

Bro, her profile is here. http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=321364

For your info, u will be rich if u take her as sugar babe. Cos just a few words from her and you can make money. That's her special skill, similar to 点石成金

:D:D

Sen5eS
19-10-2012, 02:39 PM
Bro, her profile is here. http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=321364

For your info, u will be rich if u take her as sugar babe. Cos just a few words from her and you can make money. That's her special skill, similar to 点石成金

:D:D

hhahahaha DX :) give the girl a chance lah ...

Sounds like a Match :D

1 weekend to figure out if both of you got what it takes to give and receive. kekeke no Payment involved I remember ?

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 02:41 PM
Degeneration X,

Thanks bro!
Had read it .... Gosh .... Red hot chilli paid la ....
I prefer submissive kind .... Not totally but know when to when required ....
Anyway, seems like she got her catch(es) .... Guess 我迟到了 ..... Lols

gm

DegenerationX
19-10-2012, 02:50 PM
Degeneration X,

Thanks bro!
Had read it .... Gosh .... Red hot chilli paid la ....
I prefer submissive kind .... Not totally but know when to when required ....
Anyway, seems like she got her catch(es) .... Guess 我迟到了 ..... Lols

gm

Oops, seems like i pichar her lobang. :D

By the way, were u the one that just up my points?

flowbow
19-10-2012, 02:52 PM
Bro GM, I'm not what you are looking for... I'm just trolling so don't need to send such a serious PM la :p

DegenerationX
19-10-2012, 02:54 PM
Bro GM, I'm not what you are looking for... I'm just trolling so don't need to send such a serious PM la :p

Wah. u very hot demand leh! receive so many PMs :D

ahtat77
19-10-2012, 02:57 PM
would you like to share with us the pm? :D flowbow

DegenerationX
19-10-2012, 02:59 PM
would you like to share with us the pm? :D flowbow

It's not nice to post out TS PM lah. It's a serious and private PM.

flowbow
19-10-2012, 03:00 PM
Wah. u very hot demand leh! receive so many PMs

The perks of being a female troll maybe? :p:D

would you like to share with us the pm? :D flowbow

Hahahaha bro GM is quite a nice guy la, so I won't be so mean to expose his PM... I did expose RHS's PM though because that was a funny one :p

Reoxy
19-10-2012, 03:00 PM
It's not nice to post out TS PM lah. It's a serious and private PM.

I agree with you. :cool:

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 03:01 PM
Degeneration X,

Positive .... Me jus upZ u with my humble points ..... Not enuff pls dun zap me ..... I dun need more points ... Neither do I want lesser points .... Lols ...

Flow,

Hehe .... I jus thot if I don't reply, it's kindda rude lor .... And I din expect u picha my lobang n say in public my pm so serious .... *kok u on your silly head* .... Hohoho ....

gm

DegenerationX
19-10-2012, 03:02 PM
The perks of being a female troll maybe? :p:D



Hahahaha bro GM is quite a nice guy la, so I won't be so mean to expose his PM... I did expose RHS's PM though because that was a funny one :p

Agree with you. Bro GM is a nice guy, 6 pointer some more.

monstrum
19-10-2012, 03:02 PM
Bro DegenerationX,

You must be Sherlock Holmes in your previous life.

DegenerationX
19-10-2012, 03:03 PM
Degeneration X,

Positive .... Me jus upZ u with my humble points ..... Not enuff pls dun zap me ..... I dun need more points ... Neither do I want lesser points .... Lols ...

gm

Thanks for your kindness.

Bro DegenerationX,

You must be Sherlock Holmes in your previous life.
Bro, what makes u say that? I'm not so capable lah.

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 03:04 PM
I agree with you. :cool:

2 nice bros n 1 nice sis .... Whew .... Close shave.

And I note down ahtat77's nick ...... *clap hands with evil grin*

gm

flowbow
19-10-2012, 03:07 PM
Flow,

Hehe .... I jus thot if I don't reply, it's kindda rude lor .... And I din expect u picha my lobang n say in public my pm so serious .... *kok u on your silly head* .... Hohoho ....

Don't mind me. I'm just here to pass some time because I'm bored at work. :p glad you didn't take offence though. Certified nice guy by my standards! :D

Agree with you. Bro GM is a nice guy, 6 pointer some more.

Heng he didn't get offended by my troll posts... Later he zap me I become roti prata. :(

ahtat77
19-10-2012, 03:11 PM
nice guys get all the chicks:D

DegenerationX
19-10-2012, 03:11 PM
Heng he didn't get offended by my troll posts... Later he zap me I become roti prata. :(

Wun become roti prata lah. At most kena 3 points from TS and you left with 270, nice number! :D

I just kena from a 10pointer :D

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 03:20 PM
Degenration X,

Kenna from 10pointer? Oops .... :-X
But I think u still earn 1 point .... Nett nett increase .... Hehe

Flow,

Tks for nice words .... Can top it up by replying my PM? Hohohohoho ....

Ahtat77,

Hi .... 又是你 .... Hehe

gm ..... Life is short , really, u know?

cocobun
19-10-2012, 03:28 PM
Degeneration X,

Positive .... Me jus upZ u with my humble points ..... Not enuff pls dun zap me ..... I dun need more points ... Neither do I want lesser points .... Lols ...

Flow,

Hehe .... I jus thot if I don't reply, it's kindda rude lor .... And I din expect u picha my lobang n say in public my pm so serious .... *kok u on your silly head* .... Hohoho ....

gm

Agree with you. Bro GM is a nice guy, 6 pointer some more.

Ok, wait I recover liao up TS next....

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 03:37 PM
Qn -> degeneration X, Reoxy and Cocobun are bros in trio? Always see them posting together ......

Anyway, will upZ the 3 of u in that order ... Then flow and the one who PM me ;) .... weekend lai liao loh .... Hua hee tio ho :)

gm :p

cocobun
19-10-2012, 03:45 PM
Qn -> degeneration X, Reoxy and Cocobun are bros in trio? Always see them posting together ......

Anyway, will upZ the 3 of u in that order ... Then flow and the one who PM me ;) .... weekend lai liao loh .... Hua hee tio ho :)

gm :p

Ha, sounds like 3P leh....:D

DegenerationX
19-10-2012, 03:48 PM
Ha, sounds like 3P leh....:D

Damn, I'm late! :D

cocobun
19-10-2012, 03:49 PM
Damn, I'm late! :D

And Reoxy busy with his hands now I suppose....

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 03:50 PM
Goodness .... 3p gay ..... Not my cuppa milk .... :D

DegenerationX,

Tks for the upZ bro .... Power 7 siah .... My lucky number!!! :p

gm ;)

DegenerationX
19-10-2012, 04:01 PM
DegenerationX,

Tks for the upZ bro .... Power 7 siah .... My lucky number!!! :p

gm ;)

No prob. :)

flowbow
19-10-2012, 04:02 PM
Degenration X,

Kenna from 10pointer? Oops .... :-X
But I think u still earn 1 point .... Nett nett increase .... Hehe

Flow,

Tks for nice words .... Can top it up by replying my PM? Hohohohoho ....

Ahtat77,

Hi .... 又是你 .... Hehe

gm ..... Life is short , really, u know?
But replying is pointless because I am really not who you're looking for :(

Btw, everytime I see you sign off as gm it reminds me of the place I always go to drink at... Hahaha :p

Reoxy
19-10-2012, 04:04 PM
Ha, sounds like 3P leh....

Which hole you want? :D

Damn, I'm late!

I later.. pai seh pai seh. :cool:

Goodness .... 3p gay ..... Not my cuppa milk ....

You join we can play mahjong. Or Big 2. Or Bridge. :D

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 04:08 PM
But replying is pointless because I am really not who you're looking for :(

Btw, everytime I see you sign off as gm it reminds me of the place I always go to drink at... Hahaha :p


Hi flow,

Told u lor .... Marginally out, can accommodate mah .... Unless .... :D
and gm reminds u of ur drinking hole ..... I dun drink, so can't guess which place it is .....

gm .... Reminds flow of a place she always go to drink ;)

Reoxy
19-10-2012, 04:10 PM
B
Btw, everytime I see you sign off as gm it reminds me of the place I always go to drink at...


gm .... Reminds flow of a place she always go to drink ;)

It reminds me of my boss... the General Manager. :D

Boss, can give me pay rise? :p

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 04:11 PM
Which hole you want? :D



I later.. pai seh pai seh.



You join we can play mahjong. Or Big 2. Or Bridge. :D

Hi Reoxy,

Mj? Mai tu liao .... But 4 guys? I rather skip la .... :D
Jus reminded of a mj session in the west ..... With a lady from SB .... Skillful ..... Happily playing with her n her fren .... Til her really big size bf came back .... I'm glad I m still alive ..... *chant prayers*

gm ;)

DegenerationX
19-10-2012, 04:13 PM
Hi Reoxy,

Mj? Mai tu liao .... But 4 guys? I rather skip la .... :D
Jus reminded of a mj session in the west ..... With a lady from SB .... Skillful ..... Happily playing with her n her fren .... Til her really big size bf came back .... I'm glad I m still alive ..... *chant prayers*

gm ;)

MJ i very ba ka leh. :D

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 04:14 PM
It reminds me of my boss... the General Manager.
Boss, can give me pay rise? :p

Boss,

I got not enuff $$$ to gibe u pay raise but I gibe u points raise , ok?
On condition u dun gibe me pts deduction ..:p.. Wth .... Jus realized I am taking to a 8-pointer (sounds like 'O' level score :D)

gm ;)

SA23
19-10-2012, 04:14 PM
Hi Reoxy,

Mj? Mai tu liao .... But 4 guys? I rather skip la .... :D
Jus reminded of a mj session in the west ..... With a lady from SB .... Skillful ..... Happily playing with her n her fren .... Til her really big size bf came back .... I'm glad I m still alive ..... *chant prayers*

gm ;)

Then u got zhi mo or they mo u or nt?:D

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 04:16 PM
MJ i very ba ka leh. :D

Ba ka? Pay tuition fees confirm very fast atama ga ii .... :D

gm ;)

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 04:18 PM
Then u got zhi mo or they mo u or nt?:D


Good qn, SA!!!!
I gotta feign ill, pack up n scram off from that place man!!!!!
No more playing mj with strangers ...... :D

gm ..... SA reminds me of Secret Admirer .... ;)

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 04:28 PM
Cocobun,

Thanks for upZ, return upZ in 48hrs ... Cheers!

gm ;)

acidicavex
19-10-2012, 04:31 PM
Lucky hahaha bo Tio Z so GM confirm Mr nice ?? Hahaha good luck in you search

flowbow
19-10-2012, 04:32 PM
Hi flow,

Told u lor .... Marginally out, can accommodate mah .... Unless .... :D
and gm reminds u of ur drinking hole ..... I dun drink, so can't guess which place it is .....

gm .... Reminds flow of a place she always go to drink ;)
Not even marginally out... Is very, very out. :( sorry to disappoint. :(

SA23
19-10-2012, 04:34 PM
Good qn, SA!!!!
I gotta feign ill, pack up n scram off from that place man!!!!!
No more playing mj with strangers ...... :D

gm ..... SA reminds me of Secret Admirer .... ;)

Hahaha....playing wif stranger, u mean u dun koe them? Playing wif stranger is ok but if san niang jiao zhi tat is the worse :D

Secret Admirer....aiyo i also i have lei...

Reoxy
19-10-2012, 04:36 PM
H..... Happily playing with her n her fren ....


Wah.. MFF 3-leg MJ huh? :D

MJ i very ba ka leh.

No need to worry. We very friendly one.;)

Jus realized I am taking to a 8-pointer (sounds like 'O' level score

gm

I 'O' level is really 8-pointer... You so Zhun. :cool:

flowbow
19-10-2012, 04:39 PM
Wah.. MFF 3-leg MJ huh? :D



No need to worry. We very friendly one.;)



I 'O' level is really 8-pointer... You so Zhun. :cool:
You got so intelligent meh? I only 9-pointer leh :(

DegenerationX
19-10-2012, 04:41 PM
You got so intelligent meh? I only 9-pointer leh :(

I 'O' level is really 8-pointer... You so Zhun. :cool:

wah lau, maths and science combine i already 12 pointer liao leh

Reoxy
19-10-2012, 04:48 PM
You got so intelligent meh? I only 9-pointer leh

You never see my glasses so thick meh... :D

wah lau, maths and science combine i already 12 pointer liao leh

It does not matter.

End of the day can study also does not guarantee can make more money. :cool:

Ichigo_Kurosaki
19-10-2012, 04:54 PM
I missed the last few hours of fun chat. What 3P Mahjong?:D

End of the day can study also does not guarantee can make more money.

I agreed. 盡信書,不如無書 :D

As in trading and as in sex - One can read all the patterns in Kama Sutra but if one do not engage in real sex, continuously practicing, experimenting and honing his skills , he is as good as a block of wood :D :(

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 07:43 PM
Wah .... Turn into O levels results comparison .... U guys n lady good ..... :D

gm ;)

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 10:20 PM
Wah.. MFF 3-leg MJ huh?



No need to worry. We very friendly one.


I 'O' level is really 8-pointer... You so Zhun. :cool:

Hi Reoxy,

MFFF mj ..... One more buay jiak, left out of my mind .... Oops .... :D
Oh mine .... 8pointer ...... *bow* .... Urs X2 I still can't smell ..... :eek:

gm ;)

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 10:23 PM
Not even marginally out... Is very, very out. :( sorry to disappoint. :(

No worries flow .... No disappoint .... I ain't prince calibre either .... :D
Btw, ur signature well thought off *applause*

gm ;)

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 10:25 PM
Hahaha....playing wif stranger, u mean u dun koe them? Playing wif stranger is ok but if san niang jiao zhi tat is the worse :D

Secret Admirer....aiyo i also i have lei...

I know one of them thru SB lor .... Btw bro, what is san niang jiao zhi???
Pls enlighten me. Thank you.

gm ;)

georgemagnum
19-10-2012, 10:30 PM
I missed the last few hours of fun chat. What 3P Mahjong?


I agreed. 盡信書,不如無書 :D

As in trading and as in sex - One can read all the patterns in Kama Sutra but if one do not engage in real sex, continuously practicing, experimenting and honing his skills , he is as good as a block of wood :D :(

Lols Ichigo ...... Your analysis n stories .... Best comic relief .... N profound .....
Thanks for the upZ ...... Massive!!!!! Will return on Tuesday ...... Latest

gm ;)

<<totally>>
19-10-2012, 11:00 PM
And Reoxy busy with his hands now I suppose....
Din Bro Reoxy tell you that teh ni ni is the never bored hobby meh?

You never see my glasses so thick meh...
I can only see a pair of ni ni.

End of the day can study also does not guarantee can make more money.
How about ni ni?

盡信書,不如無書
As in trading and as in sex - One can read all the patterns in Kama Sutra but if one do not engage in real sex, continuously practicing, experimenting and honing his skills , he is as good as a block of wood (
Sad, I BTC.
PS:I long time no training. (No sparring partner)

I know one of them thru SB lor .... Btw bro, what is san niang jiao zhi???
Pls enlighten me. Thank you. gm
三娘饺子 should be 二娘maybe. 二娘 referring to 水浒传 108 heroes 孙二娘-母夜叉 who opened a stall that sell buns with human fillings. Those are from the people she drugged.

So SA23 maybe hinting in the case you as the "filling" and your female friend s as 二娘. So you do know what happened in the end unless you might be 武松. :D

curiouslala
20-10-2012, 12:35 AM
Hi there,

Looking for a lady with the following traits:

1. 150cm - 155cm - PASSED
2. 45kg - 50kg - FAILED. 40KG
3. Long hair - PASSED
4. Local Chinese - FAILED. NOT LOCAL
5. Not wearing specks (wearing on chest is fine ... ), contact lens perfectly ok - CONTACT LENS
6. Big eyes with double eye lids - PASSED
7. Puts on nail polish - FAILED
8. Age < 45yrs old - PASSED

Who is interested in short/long term deals.
Pls PM me to discuss more.
Btw, had tried finding for a lady with above traits for some time but to no avail .... Apologies to bros who are offended with this post here .... Peace :-)

gm

Me can make it or can't make it?

georgemagnum
20-10-2012, 12:46 AM
Din Bro Reoxy tell you that teh ni ni is the never bored hobby meh?


I can only see a pair of ni ni.


How about ni ni?


Sad, I BTC.
PS:I long time no training. (No sparring partner)


三娘饺子 should be 二娘maybe. 二娘 referring to 水浒传 108 heroes 孙二娘-母夜叉 who opened a stall that sell buns with human fillings. Those are from the people she drugged.

So SA23 maybe hinting in the case you as the "filling" and your female friend s as 二娘. So you do know what happened in the end unless you might be 武松. :D

Thanks for the translation, Totally .... You are totally kind .... :)

gm ;)

georgemagnum
20-10-2012, 12:49 AM
Me can make it or can't make it?

Hi curiouslala,

May I ask not local then from where?
Also, your signature scares me, really ...... :D

gm ;) ..... 2 follow ups .... Both deals burst .... Really so difficult to find ..... Sigh ....

Xiayu
20-10-2012, 02:17 AM
Hi there,

Looking for a lady with the following traits:

1. 150cm - 155cm FAILED 156
2. 45kg - 50kg PASSED
3. Long hair PASSED
4. Local Chinese PASSED
5. Not wearing specks (wearing on chest is fine ... ), contact lens perfectly ok
CONTACT LENS
6. Big eyes with double eye lids MAYBE
7. Puts on nail polish PASSED
8. Age < 45yrs old PASSED

Who is interested in short/long term deals.
Pls PM me to discuss more.
Btw, had tried finding for a lady with above traits for some time but to no avail .... Apologies to bros who are offended with this post here .... Peace :-)

gm

I think i fit the bill, i have double eyelids but not big eyes, with make up looks bigger :p

Ichigo_Kurosaki
20-10-2012, 08:14 AM
This is by far the best hit rate "Seeking FB/SB" thread :D

Maybe can organize a 梦幻麻将比武 to 招甜心美眉 :D

georgemagnum
20-10-2012, 08:23 AM
I think i fit the bill, i have double eyelids but not big eyes, with make up looks bigger :p

Hi rain,

U serious? :D
I had almost given up .....

gm ;)

georgemagnum
20-10-2012, 08:26 AM
This is by far the best hit rate "Seeking FB/SB" thread :D

Maybe can organize a 梦幻麻将比武 to 招甜心美眉 :D

Hahaha ... Good morning Ichigo ...... Jus bring smiles looking at your Chinese inputs ......

Til date ... More than 2 correspondences ..... Jus hope my search will bear fruits ..... Yibayiba under lei ..... :p

gm ;)

acidicavex
20-10-2012, 08:39 AM
Wah GM you seeking thread look very successful 1st time got Sis apply hahahaha

curiouslala
20-10-2012, 08:45 AM
Wah GM you seeking thread look very successful 1st time got Sis apply hahahaha

But..
I'm a lady boy.. :|

acidicavex
20-10-2012, 08:49 AM
But..
I'm a lady boy.. :|

Oh.... Ladyboy also human what just maybe not TS cuppa but no harm applying who know. The world is round right sis?

georgemagnum
20-10-2012, 08:54 AM
Wah GM you seeking thread look very successful 1st time got Sis apply hahahaha

Lols bro .... Nothing firm up til meet .... :rolleyes:

gm

georgemagnum
20-10-2012, 08:55 AM
But..
I'm a lady boy.. :|

Ladyboy is lady or boy?
Wat a confusion for me on a weekend morning .... :D

gm

rhlks
20-10-2012, 09:32 AM
I'm very new in this forum but this must be one of the 'most' interesting seeking thread in sb, that I've read so far... :)

May i ask GM, why is your list so very particular? Even if there's an individual who fits the bill, if she's ill hearted, i doubt it will be a pleasant exchange between the two of you... Just wondering?..

guess67
20-10-2012, 09:50 AM
This thread is interesting :D

TS, good luck in ur search ;)

Reoxy
20-10-2012, 10:43 AM
But..
I'm a lady boy.. :|

You forgot to add that you are also underage. :D

curiouslala
20-10-2012, 10:47 AM
You forgot to add that you are also underage. :D

Yeah.. I'm 15..
Lucky kor remind me..

Ichigo_Kurosaki
20-10-2012, 11:24 AM
Yeah.. I'm 15..

"Say WHAAAT?" :D:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyixwqiCag

Ladybro curiouslala, at 15, I believe there's still treatments available which can "turn back the clock" and become straight to live a new lease of life to enjoy and appreciate a sometime weird but mostly sweet and wonderful species called Girls/Women :D

curiouslala
20-10-2012, 12:04 PM
"Say WHAAAT?" :D:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyixwqiCag

Ladybro curiouslala, at 15, I believe there's still treatments available which can "turn back the clock" and become straight to live a new lease of life to enjoy and appreciate a sometime weird but mostly sweet and wonderful species called Girls/Women :D

LOL..
But I dun want to change.. :P

acidicavex
20-10-2012, 12:08 PM
LOL..
But I dun want to change.. :P

Oh the gal always 15 or 18 thing?? :D

Ichigo_Kurosaki
20-10-2012, 12:47 PM
Wishing all a great and chill weekend! :D

cocobun
20-10-2012, 02:08 PM
Din Bro Reoxy tell you that teh ni ni is the never bored hobby meh?

For him it's not longer a hobby, it's a habit........:D

Wishing all a great and chill weekend! :D

looking forward to hear the tea lady receiving her reward tomorrow...huat. ah...:D

<<totally>>
20-10-2012, 05:53 PM
Me can make it or can't make it?
Hmm.... What do you wish for?

Thanks for the translation, Totally .... You are totally kind ....
Bro GM thanks.
这是公认的。我很丑可是我很温柔。
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0suzoM4bXCo

But..
I'm a lady boy.. :|
Should I sexposed you? ;)

For him it's not longer a hobby, it's a habit...
Bro CoCoBun, it has already gone into a bigger transformation phrase. It is call Instinct. Fusion of teh ni ni incorporated to his DNA using genetic alteration technology. :D His future male descendants will enjoy just as much as Dage when it comes to tehing.

curiouslala
20-10-2012, 06:01 PM
Hmm.... What do you wish for?

Should I sexposed you?

I dunno.. I know I'm cmi.. but dunno which cmi..

Boss, later he knew u my OKT, he will fast fast ctc u..
But then, u knew la, me also got requirements lor..
Pls pick nice one ..

georgemagnum
20-10-2012, 06:38 PM
This thread is interesting :D

TS, good luck in ur search ;)


Thanks for the good luck .... Much needed ..... Some responses , not much headway really ..... :confused:

gm

georgemagnum
20-10-2012, 06:42 PM
I'm very new in this forum but this must be one of the 'most' interesting seeking thread in sb, that I've read so far... :)

May i ask GM, why is your list so very particular? Even if there's an individual who fits the bill, if she's ill hearted, i doubt it will be a pleasant exchange between the two of you... Just wondering?..


Hi rhlks,

You asked a qn which I do hope I can only tell the lady who fits the bill.
No offence hor .... Just really prefer not to air it out in the forum ... Paiseh x2 ....
But your point about mtg someone who meets the criteria and ill hearted she is, certainly brings up the safety consideration I need to be aware .... Thanks a lot .... :)

gm

ah rat
20-10-2012, 06:45 PM
Me can make it or can't make it?
Sis,Looking for new FB :D

guess67
20-10-2012, 07:06 PM
Sis,Looking for new FB :D

Why u keep wanting to know leh? U interested? :D

flowbow
20-10-2012, 07:27 PM
Hi rhlks,

You asked a qn which I do hope I can only tell the lady who fits the bill.
No offence hor .... Just really prefer not to air it out in the forum ... Paiseh x2 ....
But your point about mtg someone who meets the criteria and ill hearted she is, certainly brings up the safety consideration I need to be aware .... Thanks a lot .... :)

gm
I don't meet your criteria but I have a good heart leh :D can? Hahahahaha :p

jasdude
20-10-2012, 07:44 PM
I don't meet your criteria but I have a good heart leh :D can? Hahahahaha :p

Huh? good heart? hee hee hee sure or not.........

curiouslala
20-10-2012, 07:54 PM
Sis,Looking for new FB :D
Me, sis by the day. Bro by the night la.. lol



Why u keep wanting to know leh? U interested? :D
Bro ah rat maybe just wan kaypoh nia..

georgemagnum
20-10-2012, 08:14 PM
I don't meet your criteria but I have a good heart leh :D can? Hahahahaha :p

又来了,你在玩我吗? :confused:

gm :D

georgemagnum
20-10-2012, 08:16 PM
Sis,Looking for new FB :D


Thank u ah rat for upZ ..... Massive siah ..... Lucky not zap me .... Lols .....
I like rat .... :D

gm

sane
20-10-2012, 08:32 PM
又来了,你在玩我吗? :confused:

gm :D

lols..this really cracks me up :D

flowbow
20-10-2012, 08:34 PM
Huh? good heart? hee hee hee sure or not.........

Wei... Don't sabo me hor :mad:

又来了,你在玩我吗? :confused:


Serious la, but I cannot take rejections one leh... So if you are serious and I am serious means die die must accept me one :p hahahahaha :p

sane
20-10-2012, 08:58 PM
Serious la, but I cannot take rejections one leh... So if you are serious and I am serious means die die must accept me one :p hahahahaha :p

GM, 还在等什么? 还不干快say yes I do! :D

georgemagnum
20-10-2012, 10:07 PM
Wei... Don't sabo me hor



Serious la, but I cannot take rejections one leh... So if you are serious and I am serious means die die must accept me one :p hahahahaha :p


你看, 说不适和是你, U-turn 后, 又好象有希望 ..... 人难做,男人更难做 .... :confused:

gm :D

georgemagnum
20-10-2012, 10:11 PM
GM, 还在等什么? 还不干快say yes I do! :D


sane bro,

你要玩死我吗? :D

gm ;)

Reoxy
21-10-2012, 12:09 AM
sane bro,

gm ;)

Sane 也使个女的... :cool:

georgemagnum
21-10-2012, 03:27 AM
Sane 也使个女的... :cool:


Thanks Reoxy bro ..... 真是让人家玩到头晕晕了 ..... :confused:

gm :D

sane
21-10-2012, 06:26 AM
sane bro,

你要玩死我吗?

gm ;)

Sane 也使个女的... :cool:

Thanks Reoxy bro ..... 真是让人家玩到头晕晕了 .....

gm :D

Lols.. 祝你好运。早日找到你的女神。

LaserPin
21-10-2012, 06:51 AM
Wah so many requirements? really can find? haha

<<totally>>
21-10-2012, 08:20 AM
I dunno.. I know I'm cmi.. but dunno which cmi..

Boss, later he knew u my OKT, he will fast fast ctc u..
But then, u knew la, me also got requirements lor..
Pls pick nice one ..

Wah liu, Now you say till liked that, I lan lan bo bian become your official OKT liao. Aiyo, I know what is your requirement.

No worry. Confirmed get you solid solid one. :o

georgemagnum
21-10-2012, 09:14 AM
Lols.. 祝你好运。早日找到你的女神。

谢谢你大姐 .... 真的不容意找 .... :(

gm

Ichigo_Kurosaki
21-10-2012, 10:37 AM
.... 真的不容意找 .... :(

gm

了解. "只要高潮不要爱情"的女床友真的不容易找! 不是因為難找……是因為搞不懂她们到底要什么? :p

本来只是一种简单关系嘛! 只为性需要, 开房, 做爱, 结账, 穿好, 走人, 满足, 高兴, 就好!

但....但....但有些私心泛滥成灾! 要你的一生,要你的承诺, 需要你每时每刻挂念她, 要独享你, 又要理你财....快餐成套餐 :p

真是搞不懂她们到底懂不懂, 清不清楚在找什么呀? :p

<<totally>>
21-10-2012, 01:40 PM
[size="3"]了解. "只要高潮不要爱情"的女床友真的不容易找! 不是因為難找……是因為搞不懂她们到底要什么?

不只是你搞不清楚,女生本身有时也不清楚自己到底要求些什么。女人就是个善变的动物,可已在短时间之内判诺 两人。这时的你可以开开心心和她甜言蜜语说悄悄话,有时就不过为了一件无关紧要的事,马上可以和你大吵大闹 。

就算是海啸,也有预先通知系统。说变就变,身为男生就必须惨遭这样的恶运吗?过度的随性就显现的轻浮。要了 解她们就如大海捞针,根本无法理解和掌控。要不然,那有那么容易听到周围的男士,常常愁眉苦脸的说:“吖! 女人心,海底深。”

加上人性天生贪得无厌的本性,原本说好的条件,便随着时间,开始的一条一条的增加。条件的困难度也从没关系 演变到办不到的结尾。非搞成无法挽留的局面,她们才甘愿才甘心。可是她们根本没有那先见之明,不明白“覆水 难收”的道理。就如一个容器,再如何修补,还是有遗留着破损的痕迹。 :(

ah rat
21-10-2012, 02:01 PM
Why u keep wanting to know leh? U interested? :D
Ya interested :p
Me, sis by the day. Bro by the night la.. lol



I will standby every night :D

Ichigo_Kurosaki
21-10-2012, 02:23 PM
.....常常愁眉苦脸的说:“吖!女人心,海底深。”

女人平时外表波澜不惊,暗藏波涛汹涌!:eek:
女人平时怕男人色,上床又嫌男人不色 :eek:
女人平时节食减肥, 上床就把小弟含在嘴里舔吃吮干干 :eek:
男人 = 难人 :(

<<totally>>
21-10-2012, 02:25 PM
May i ask GM, why is your list so very particular?

Bro GM, I do wish to make an attempt trying to figure out about the particular list. I did noticed that you do not wish to air in a forum so I do have doubts whether a not to post my answers.

For a second, I felt is might be better not to pry into something not meant for me to find out. I will just flush them down the toilet bowl. Lolz.

Have a nice sunday.

男人 = 难人 :(
可是话说回来,要是不难,如何显现得出是男人啊~ 对吗?

<<totally>>
22-10-2012, 02:53 AM
=.= How come today business so poor?

guess67
22-10-2012, 06:17 AM
=.= How come today business so poor?

No bad lah, at least his thread got char bor posting :D

georgemagnum
22-10-2012, 08:37 AM
Good morning, all. :)

Ichigo, totally,

Your Chinese very solid .... Very stressful trying to read and understand .... But I like the 难人 = 男人 :D

Btw to the bro/sis who zap me 5pts, I think u din read my thread .... I am not looking for this lady on FOC basis hor, and you are right partly which I agree, it's very difficult to find.... Just FYI.

gm ;)

<<totally>>
22-10-2012, 02:08 PM
Good morning, all. :)

Ichigo, totally,

Your Chinese very solid .... Very stressful trying to read and understand .... But I like the 难人 = 男人 :D

Btw to the bro/sis who zap me 5pts, I think u din read my thread .... I am not looking for this lady on FOC basis hor, and you are right partly which I agree, it's very difficult to find.... Just FYI.

gm ;)

Thanks. That's the way in life. We just have to bear with it. :)

Reoxy
22-10-2012, 02:22 PM
I am not looking for this lady on FOC basis hor,

There is no such things as FOC. :D

<<totally>>
22-10-2012, 02:36 PM
There is no such things as FOC.

Come get your FOC hugz from me. Only female applicants. :D

georgemagnum
22-10-2012, 06:07 PM
Thanks. That's the way in life. We just have to bear with it. :)

Thanks for the advice bro ...... Hehe .... :D

gm

georgemagnum
22-10-2012, 06:08 PM
There is no such things as FOC. :D

Totally agree la bro ..... I thot I was mistaken and Kenna zapped ..... Aiyoyo ..... :rolleyes:

gm :D

guess67
22-10-2012, 07:17 PM
There is no such things as FOC. :D

Reoxy, hug hug :D :p :D

cocobun
22-10-2012, 07:26 PM
Reoxy, hug hug :D :p :D

Ha, u breaking your signboard ah, should be Reoxy teh teh....:D

guess67
22-10-2012, 07:41 PM
Ha, u breaking your signboard ah, should be Reoxy teh teh....:D

Hug only no teh :mad:

cocobun
22-10-2012, 07:50 PM
Hug only no teh :mad:

You want hug or teh....?:D

guess67
22-10-2012, 07:52 PM
You want hug or teh....?:D

I only give hug hug, no give teh teh :rolleyes:

Cuntworth
22-10-2012, 09:06 PM
I only give hug hug, no give teh teh :rolleyes:

Am i late for any Hugs or Teh ???:D

scarletrose
22-10-2012, 09:12 PM
1. Fail:( 160cm.. But I can squeeze to 158cm la. lol!
2. SECRET^.~
3. not really that long.. Can wear extensions? Lol!
5,6,7,8 ( all pass!) Haha!


But dude, ignore u r looking for someone with such high and specific expectation u better state a high price if not u r never gonna find anything.

georgemagnum
22-10-2012, 09:29 PM
Aiyoyo .... Hug hug and teh teh ..... Hyper $exual active .... :D

gm :p

cocobun
22-10-2012, 09:40 PM
I only give hug hug, no give teh teh :rolleyes:

Don't confuse ppl, you give ppl hug, or you let ppl hug you...?:D

guess67
22-10-2012, 09:55 PM
Don't confuse ppl, you give ppl hug, or you let ppl hug you...?:D

Not the same meh :confused: then I hug people lor :D

<<totally>>
23-10-2012, 07:41 AM
Not the same meh :confused: then I hug people lor

Where got same? When I hug you, you can hug me back. But when you hug me, I do not hug you back. =P

Joking only :o

Come let go hugz hugz. :D

georgemagnum
23-10-2012, 01:29 PM
Dear bros n sis,

Thanks for the threads upping ...... And responses ..... Had a good match. :p
I ain't sure how to close this thread ...... Anyway, will leave this thread as such til someone can teach me .....
And to those who think I m trying to be funny with this thread, no offence really ..... Was sincerely seeking as per description .... No offence and cheers! :)

Dear Ladies who had responded,

Privacy is definitely respected .... Wat goes around, comes around ..... Though some discussion could not seal the deal .... Fated ba ... Thanks and cheers for your time... ;)

gm ..... :D

cocobun
23-10-2012, 01:34 PM
Dear bros n sis,

Thanks for the threads upping ...... And responses ..... Had a good match. :p
I ain't sure how to close this thread ...... Anyway, will leave this thread as such til someone can teach me .....
And to those who think I m trying to be funny with this thread, no offence really ..... Was sincerely seeking as per description .... No offence and cheers!

Dear Ladies who had responded,

Privacy is definitely respected .... Wat goes around, comes around ..... Though some discussion could not seal the deal .... Fated ba ... Thanks and cheers for your time... ;)

gm ..... :D

Means found liao ah?? can still hang around mah since she's from here too..........:D

georgemagnum
23-10-2012, 01:49 PM
Means found liao ah?? can still hang around mah since she's from here too..........:D

Bro,

Can hang .... Hang there ....

gm

Reoxy
23-10-2012, 02:23 PM
I wonder if I will get lucky as well ... :rolleyes::D

DegenerationX
23-10-2012, 02:29 PM
Bro gm, must remember to post some FRs. :D

cocobun
23-10-2012, 02:30 PM
I wonder if I will get lucky as well ... :rolleyes::D

I've not pin any hopes long time ago........nobody wants me.....:D

Ichigo_Kurosaki
23-10-2012, 02:42 PM
Dear bros n sis,

Thanks for the threads upping ...... And responses ..... Had a good match.

It comforting to know of another success story :D

Dear Ladies who had responded,

Privacy is definitely respected .... Wat goes around, comes around ..... Though some discussion could not seal the deal .... Fated ba ... Thanks and cheers for your time...

gm .....

To all newbies out there, Eat Your Heart Out ! :D

Read and learn from this thread against your thread. No need to start tons of seeking FB threads or every hour : Upppzzzz and
Upppzzzzz own thread :D

Ichigo_Kurosaki
23-10-2012, 02:51 PM
I've not pin any hopes long time ago........nobody wants me.....:D

Not nobody wants you. :D
You choosy la :D

cocobun
23-10-2012, 02:55 PM
not nobody wants you. :d
you choosy la :d

嗨, 我要人, 人家不要我........:(

Ichigo_Kurosaki
23-10-2012, 02:59 PM
嗨, 我要人, 人家不要我........:(

俗謂:前塵回首多無謂、方今始知當下惜 :D:o

No worries la, there are many (really many!!!) silent female readers in this forum. Chop and confirm :D

georgemagnum
23-10-2012, 03:03 PM
I wonder if I will get lucky as well ... :rolleyes::D

Bro,

Dun gibe up ..... Every one will have their day ..... I did look for this kind of lady for long time ...... Alas ..... SB forum helps siah ...... :D

gm

georgemagnum
23-10-2012, 03:05 PM
Bro gm, must remember to post some FRs. :D

Bro,

Lols ..... I wish I can .... Privacy la .... A promise is a promise ..... Paiseh bro ....

gm

georgemagnum
23-10-2012, 03:06 PM
It comforting to know of another success story :D



To all newbies out there, Eat Your Heart Out ! :D

Read and learn from this thread against your thread. No need to start tons of seeking FB threads or every hour : Upppzzzz and
Upppzzzzz own thread :D

Lols bro ..... I blush lei ..... Seriously, it was an experience ..... I was very apprehensive to post or not .... Finally decided, dun ask how u know have or not? :p

gm

cocobun
23-10-2012, 03:07 PM
俗謂:前塵回首多無謂、方今始知當下惜 :D:o

No worries la, there are many (really many!!!) silent female readers in this forum. Chop and confirm :D

嗨...........我还是到Gardens By The Bay赏'花'好了......:D

georgemagnum
23-10-2012, 03:09 PM
俗謂:前塵回首多無謂、方今始知當下惜
No worries la, there are many (really many!!!) silent female readers in this forum. Chop and confirm :D

Bro,

This, I totally agree with u .... 10 fingers raised in support, 10 toes raised in agreement, 1 u-know-what raised in excitement .... :D

gm ... Whatever will be, will be :)

georgemagnum
23-10-2012, 03:10 PM
嗨...........我还是到Gardens By The Bay赏'花'好了......:D

Ccb bro .... I mean Cocobun bro :D .... There flowers best!!!! :D

gm

cocobun
23-10-2012, 03:15 PM
Ccb bro .... I mean Cocobun bro :D .... There flowers best!!!! :D

gm

Somemore it's international 'flowers' and '花'....:D

Sen5eS
23-10-2012, 03:20 PM
I've not pin any hopes long time ago........nobody wants me.....:D

I wonder if I will get lucky as well ... :rolleyes::D

hahahaha you 2 cartoons need to post to Request For Quality time with a meimei 花 ? :)

georgemagnum
23-10-2012, 03:21 PM
Somemore it's international 'flowers' and '花'....:D

Lols .... 还是你行 .... :D

gm

<<totally>>
23-10-2012, 03:22 PM
It comforting to know of another success story

To all newbies out there, Eat Your Heart Out !

Read and learn from this thread against your thread. No need to start tons of seeking FB threads or every hour : Upppzzzz and
Upppzzzzz own thread This is the thread that I pointed out as a model thread too. Sighz, I did show the way but those people cannot see only.

Was sincerely seeking as per description

I wish you the best. Do not forget us. If time permits, just drop a simple hi.

嗨, 我要人, 人家不要我........:(
不是每次我要人,人家就一定要我。哎~!!我们都是被遗弃的人。

是不是时候,自己也来开档摆摊,寻找自己的幸福。 :confused:

onlyhuman
23-10-2012, 03:22 PM
I wonder if I will get lucky as well ... :rolleyes::D

throw in some $$..you will get lucky too:D

cocobun
23-10-2012, 03:27 PM
throw in some $$..you will get lucky too:D

when free for party?:D long time no see hol...

georgemagnum
23-10-2012, 03:32 PM
This is the thread that I pointed out as a model thread too. Sighz, I did show the way but those people cannot see only.


I wish you the best. Do not forget us. If time permits, just drop a simple hi.


不是每次我要人,人家就一定要我。哎~!!我们都是被遗弃的人。

是不是时候,自己也来开档摆摊,寻找自己的幸福。 :confused:

Totally,

Sure sure ..... :)

gm

onlyhuman
23-10-2012, 03:43 PM
when free for party?:D long time no see hol...

Hey man! ya, it has been a long time...what abt this friday?

cocobun
23-10-2012, 10:17 PM
Hey man! ya, it has been a long time...what abt this friday?

ON!! whatsapp u Friday....:D the usual hole......:D

yangguo
23-10-2012, 10:59 PM
是不是时候,自己也来开档摆摊,寻找自己的幸福。 :confused:

你是要找“性”福还是幸福呀?呵呵
如果你真的要开档摆摊,我一定会来帮你打气!

acidicavex
24-10-2012, 12:24 PM
Bro GM any luck?? your thread is bump upz and UPZ and UPZ haven't away away?? hehehehe

I think those LF should really look into thise thread for example instead of getting piss off join in and have the thread bump upz machiam like free advertising.... !!!

UPZ UPZ and away!

Reoxy
24-10-2012, 12:42 PM
ON!! whatsapp u Friday.... the usual hole......

Will I be included? :D

cocobun
24-10-2012, 12:49 PM
Will I be included? :D

Do u think I will say no to you?

georgemagnum
24-10-2012, 01:48 PM
Bro GM any luck?? your thread is bump upz and UPZ and UPZ haven't away away?? hehehehe

I think those LF should really look into thise thread for example instead of getting piss off join in and have the thread bump upz machiam like free advertising.... !!!

UPZ UPZ and away!

Bro,

Lols ..... Interesting la u ...... Got luck and matching benefits for both parties :p
Btw, erm .... What is LF? I can't seem to make out the meaning of it .....

gm :D

DegenerationX
24-10-2012, 01:54 PM
Bro,

Lols ..... Interesting la u ...... Got luck and matching benefits for both parties :p
Btw, erm .... What is LF? I can't seem to make out the meaning of it .....

gm :D

Lousy Fuckers? :D

georgemagnum
24-10-2012, 03:50 PM
Lousy Fuckers? :D

Bro,

Lols .... U joking rite? :)

gm :D

DegenerationX
24-10-2012, 03:55 PM
Bro,

Lols .... U joking rite? :)

gm :D

it's my guess! This is the closest i can get. can't think of anything else :D

georgemagnum
24-10-2012, 04:07 PM
it's my guess! This is the closest i can get. can't think of anything else :D

Bro,

Credit to your best guess .... 👍

gm :D

acidicavex
24-10-2012, 04:12 PM
Lousy Fuckers? :D

Alamak u almost nail it haha

Nah I won't call them that I was trying to make it short as "looking for" a little more mild.

Reoxy
24-10-2012, 05:04 PM
Do u think I will say no to you?

Good Brother.

Let me see if I can find a suitable excuse for the off pass. :D

Start HH? You know I book in 2359 right... :D

guess67
24-10-2012, 07:02 PM
Good Brother.

Let me see if I can find a suitable excuse for the off pass. :D

Start HH? You know I book in 2359 right... :D

Extend ur HH lah :D

cocobun
24-10-2012, 07:11 PM
Good Brother.

Let me see if I can find a suitable excuse for the off pass. :D

Start HH? You know I book in 2359 right... :D

Friday also 2359!!! Ask your CO come to my office and see me....:D

Reoxy
24-10-2012, 07:32 PM
Friday also 2359!!! Ask your CO come to my office and see me....

Then your CO come mine? :D

Let me write my application first... ;)

cocobun
24-10-2012, 07:35 PM
Then your CO come mine? :D

Let me write my application first... ;)

I'm the highest command in my camp, no CO....... you want I can send my PA to your office, but it's a he....you ok? :D

Reoxy
24-10-2012, 07:40 PM
I'm the highest command in my camp, no CO....... you want I can send my PA to your office, but it's a he....you ok? :D

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm14/x_incognito_x/middle_finger_flame_jpg_w300h300.jpg

georgemagnum
25-10-2012, 08:11 AM
Alamak u almost nail it haha

Nah I won't call them that I was trying to make it short as "looking for" a little more mild.

Acid bro,

Thanks for the enlightenment .... :D

gm

georgemagnum
25-10-2012, 08:12 AM
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm14/x_incognito_x/middle_finger_flame_jpg_w300h300.jpg

Oh mine .... I really like this, bro!!!!
Got female version? :D

gm

Ichigo_Kurosaki
25-10-2012, 08:27 AM
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm14/x_incognito_x/middle_finger_flame_jpg_w300h300.jpg

咱们师父老人家真是偏心. 他把师妹潘金莲让给你, 教你九陽神功 :o

也传授给你威震中原, 婆羅魔經: 火焰一指神功!!!! :eek:

看来我要投靠张三丰比较 "有哗" (福建话 Wu-Hua) :o

Reoxy
25-10-2012, 09:58 AM
[SIZE="2"]咱们师父老人家真是偏心.
看来我要投靠张三丰比较 "有哗" (福建话 Wu-Hua)

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj138/bla222222/Pussy_cat_kitten_funny_161.jpg

Give you Boobs and Pussy. :D

Swee Boh? ;)

Ichigo_Kurosaki
25-10-2012, 10:04 AM
Give you Boobs and Pussy. :D

Swee Boh? ;)

麦了啦! I go 武当 better cos 武当 disciples always got chio bu :D

cocobun
25-10-2012, 02:14 PM
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm14/x_incognito_x/middle_finger_flame_jpg_w300h300.jpg

hahahaha, lost of words use picture ah.............:D pm me your number, tomorrow text you...

SA23
25-10-2012, 02:46 PM
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm14/x_incognito_x/middle_finger_flame_jpg_w300h300.jpg

Wah piang such picture also can find ar?:D

georgemagnum
25-10-2012, 03:39 PM
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj138/bla222222/Pussy_cat_kitten_funny_161.jpg

Give you Boobs and Pussy. :D

Swee Boh? ;)

Super cute .... Did the pussy die of suffocation? :D

gm

Reoxy
25-10-2012, 03:46 PM
Super cute .... Did the pussy die of suffocation? :D

gm

Pussy resting for Round 2! :D

ahtat77
25-10-2012, 03:58 PM
little pussy is having a good sleep after drinking milk from big neh neh:D

georgemagnum
25-10-2012, 07:45 PM
Pussy resting for Round 2! :D


Lols bro .... Round 2 issit on the rite neh neh? :D

gm :p

rhlks
26-10-2012, 09:51 AM
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj138/bla222222/Pussy_cat_kitten_funny_161.jpg

Give you Boobs and Pussy. :D

Swee Boh? ;)

Awww.. So Sweet!! :)

georgemagnum
26-10-2012, 01:36 PM
Awww.. So Sweet!! :)


Actually hor, SPCA will complain about abuse of the pussy boh? Hehe :D

gm

<<totally>>
27-10-2012, 12:34 PM
Pussy resting for Round 2!
Waliu, these few days I not free, got neh neh, pussy and .!. (flame).

Dage Reoxy, you still got how many secret weapon, never take out showed people. :D

Heng!! Must fast fast state terms and conditions, if not tio poked for nothing. Anything that is in cylindrical in shape, you can keep it to yourself. I dun think I have any need for reinforcement on that. :D

ps: Bro GM, thk for that support.

georgemagnum
27-10-2012, 02:01 PM
Waliu, these few days I not free, got neh neh, pussy and .!. (flame).

Dage Reoxy, you still got how many secret weapon, never take out showed people.

Heng!! Must fast fast state terms and conditions, if not tio poked for nothing. Anything that is in cylindrical in shape, you can keep it to yourself. I dun think I have any need for reinforcement on that. :D

ps: Bro GM, thk for that support.

Lols totally bro ..... U dun need anything that is cylindrical in shape ..... Hohoho ..... I think 'canal' is cylindrical in shape wor .... :D

Ps back: totally bro, most welcome la ... So keh ki .... Wat goes around comes around ..... Good things hor .... :D

gm .... Kin Lit Eh Hong Jin Tao ..... :p

Reoxy
27-10-2012, 02:25 PM
Dage Reoxy, you still got how many secret weapon, never take out showed people.

Eh.. Everything I learn something new I straight away show-hand hor. I very steady one. I would never keep one hand one ok... :D

<<totally>>
27-10-2012, 03:52 PM
I think 'canal' is cylindrical in shape wor .... :
Good things hor .... gm .... Kin Lit Eh Hong Jin Tao ..... That's a tapering funnel. :D

Eh.. Everything I learn something new I straight away show-hand hor. I very steady one. I would never keep one hand one ok... Wu Yah Boh :eek: Everytime got last min stunner! :D

Reoxy
27-10-2012, 04:40 PM
Wu Yah Boh :eek: Everytime got last min stunner! :D

That is because I am always learning something new.:D

<<totally>>
27-10-2012, 05:07 PM
That is because I am always learning something new.:DThat served as a very good cover up for hiding something underneath your sleeves. :D

georgemagnum
27-10-2012, 06:24 PM
That's a tapering funnel. :D

Wu Yah Boh Everytime got last min stunner! :D

Lols bro ..... Ur England very powerful ..... I CTL liao .... :D

gm :p

<<totally>>
27-10-2012, 07:22 PM
Lols bro ..... Ur England very powerful ..... I CTL liao ...gm

http://i.imgur.com/H59q2.jpg

This is a better illustration. Saw anything similar? That is a tapering funnel. :D

georgemagnum
28-10-2012, 12:00 AM
http://i.imgur.com/H59q2.jpg

This is a better illustration. Saw anything similar? That is a tapering funnel. :D

Har? Catch no ball bro ..... :D

gm ..... There are some really nice people here ....... There really are .... :)

<<totally>>
28-10-2012, 05:10 PM
Har? Catch no ball bro ....
gm ..... There are some really nice people here ....... There really are ..

Not for catching balls. Catch liquid fluids one. Haha~! There are and I believed you met some. :D

georgemagnum
29-10-2012, 01:20 PM
Not for catching balls. Catch liquid fluids one. Haha~! There are and I believed you met some. :D

Lols .... :p

gm :D

georgemagnum
17-06-2013, 03:42 PM
Dear SBF mates,

upZ this thread .... Still searching .....
And okok csi, ah lau, AMTK lovers .... Pls chak me .... Ready! Steady! Chak! :D

gm

curiouslala
17-06-2013, 03:57 PM
Dear SBF mates,

upZ this thread .... Still searching .....
And okok csi, ah lau, AMTK lovers .... Pls chak me .... Ready! Steady! Chak! :D

gm

wahh..
what about the gal who PM u her pic leh? :rolleyes:

georgemagnum
17-06-2013, 03:59 PM
wahh..
what about the gal who PM u her pic leh? :rolleyes:

Lols .... Curiouslala got good memories ..... The gal in PM .... Stats din meet the < 155cm and < 55kg .... Alas .... :D

gm

curiouslala
17-06-2013, 04:04 PM
Lols .... Curiouslala got good memories ..... The gal in PM .... Stats din meet the < 155cm and < 55kg .... Alas .... :D

gm

wahhh.. so sadddd..
but why must be under 155 and under 55 kg? :rolleyes:

aceaceguy
17-06-2013, 04:14 PM
Lols .... Curiouslala got good memories ..... The gal in PM .... Stats din meet the < 155cm and < 55kg .... Alas .... :D

gm

can ask her to pm me instead? :D

georgemagnum
17-06-2013, 04:22 PM
wahhh.. so sadddd..
but why must be under 155 and under 55 kg? :rolleyes:

Lols curiouslala .... Why not u tell me ur wechat id and I tell u the reason? :D

gm

curiouslala
17-06-2013, 04:22 PM
can ask her to pm me instead? :D
sigh.. seems like i'm not good enough..
too ugly and too short :(

curiouslala
17-06-2013, 04:23 PM
Lols curiouslala .... Why not u tell me ur wechat id and I tell u the reason? :D

gm

why cannot tell it here wor? =="

georgemagnum
17-06-2013, 04:25 PM
can ask her to pm me instead? :D

Lols aag ... U r the dunno what numbered guy to ask me that ..... If she is gonna PM u, she will .....

gm ..... Can meet, can't ask for it @ 可遇不可求 .... Pardon my England/China

georgemagnum
17-06-2013, 04:27 PM
why cannot tell it here wor? =="

Every being has sth they dun wanna broadcast out loud lei ... I'm a being, no exception :D
Sorry curiouslala .....

gm

aceaceguy
17-06-2013, 04:27 PM
Lols aag ... U r the dunno what numbered guy to ask me that ..... If she is gonna PM u, she will .....

gm ..... Can meet, can't ask for it @ 可遇不可求 .... Pardon my England/China

just joking also, i didnt accumulate so much in my previous life to deserve being so lucky:(

just killing my time here ;)

georgemagnum
17-06-2013, 04:32 PM
just joking also, i didnt accumulate so much in my previous life to deserve being so lucky:(

just killing my time here ;)

aag ... I din accumulate so much too .... So need search by myself .... Lols .... :D

gm

aceaceguy
17-06-2013, 04:38 PM
aag ... I din accumulate so much too .... So need search by myself .... Lols .... :D

gm

should i patent 'didnt accumulate so much' :D

georgemagnum
17-06-2013, 04:44 PM
should i patent 'didnt accumulate so much' :D

Lols ... Like this oso can? U the can! :D

gm

zehzehS
17-06-2013, 05:14 PM
just joking also, i didnt accumulate so much in my previous life to deserve being so lucky:(

just killing my time here ;)

i m chuckling out loud "知道就好"!!!

aceaceguy
17-06-2013, 05:27 PM
i m chuckling out loud "知道就好"!!!

Who exactly are u? :confused:

zehzehS
17-06-2013, 05:35 PM
Who exactly are u? :confused:

u rem there used to be a SBF bro nick by orchidflowers123abcZzASBForeverSam@FLFLWLGL52559He lloHowAreYou999??? should be 8 or 9 pointers.

I m his clone :)

curiouslala
17-06-2013, 05:53 PM
u rem there used to be a SBF bro nick by orchidflowers123abcZzASBForeverSam@FLFLWLGL52559He lloHowAreYou999??? should be 8 or 9 pointers.

I m his clone :)

Wahh..
My kor kor.. Miss u hur hur.. :p
When will we fuck again? :D

georgemagnum
17-06-2013, 06:04 PM
Wahh..
My kor kor.. Miss u hur hur.. :p
When will we fuck again? :D

Wow ..... So direct !!!!!! Erotica !!!!!!! :D

gm

zehzehS
17-06-2013, 06:15 PM
Wahh..
My kor kor.. Miss u hur hur.. :p
When will we fuck again? :D

so sweet La mei, carry sweet la la to the room n slam the door at ang ku kueh's face .....

well... i really cant help it being a yantao :p

curiouslala
17-06-2013, 07:33 PM
so sweet La mei, carry sweet la la to the room n slam the door at ang ku kueh's face .....

well... i really cant help it being a yantao :p

U too yandao la.. Must b having sooo many gals now.. :(

ronin_dark
17-06-2013, 08:00 PM
Wow ..... So direct !!!!!! Erotica !!!!!!! :D

gm

Hahah nice...upz your points bro:)

aceaceguy
17-06-2013, 08:27 PM
so sweet La mei, carry sweet la la to the room n slam the door at ang ku kueh's face .....

well... i really cant help it being a yantao :p

Yandao? I think u Lao Kao, don't keep following me :mad:

zehzehS
17-06-2013, 08:33 PM
U too yandao la.. Must b having sooo many gals now.. :(

Yandao? I think u Lao Kao, don't keep following me :mad:

Yandao is not I say 1, is my sweet Lala say 1 .. I carried her to the room we happily ahem ahem, u stay home n eat your sour grapes bah, LK :rolleyes:

curiouslala
17-06-2013, 08:42 PM
Yandao? I think u Lao Kao, don't keep following me :mad:
lol.. he's indeed yandao la..

Yandao is not I say 1, is my sweet Lala say 1 .. I carried her to the room we happily ahem ahem, u stay home n eat your sour grapes bah, LK :rolleyes:
muack muack :D

georgemagnum
17-06-2013, 09:08 PM
Hahah nice...upz your points bro:)

Thanks for the upZ bro! Will return in kind .... Pls b patient .... Tks.
Btw, ur avatar solid!!!!! If the girl continue like that in 15mins and dun conk off, I chop! :D

gm

georgemagnum
17-06-2013, 09:11 PM
Yandao? I think u Lao Kao, don't keep following me :mad:

Lols ... Stalker prowling towards aag! :D

gm

aceaceguy
17-06-2013, 09:32 PM
Thanks for the upZ bro! Will return in kind .... Pls b patient .... Tks.
Btw, ur avatar solid!!!!! If the girl continue like that in 15mins and dun conk off, I chop! :D

gm

wah lau gm, u up me too early liao. i lost 6 or 7 points compared to now:D

georgemagnum
17-06-2013, 09:34 PM
wah lau gm, u up me too early liao. i lost 6 or 7 points compared to now:D

Ya hor ..... Paiseh la ...... :D

gm

aceaceguy
17-06-2013, 09:34 PM
Lols ... Stalker prowling towards aag! :D

gm

ya lor, wild monkey. later i ask ava to arrest it ;)

zehzehS
17-06-2013, 09:35 PM
lol.. he's indeed yandao la..
muack muack :D

Thanks dear for your support.. muacks ...

wah lau gm, u up me too early liao. i lost 6 or 7 points compared to now:D

Walking around n waving hands in victory, smug look n eyes doing 360 degree turn at ang ku kueh :rolleyes:

zehzehS
17-06-2013, 09:36 PM
Lols ... Stalker prowling towards aag! :D

gm

ya lor, wild monkey. later i ask ava to arrest it ;)

Ma, u tell this ang ku kueh whether is monkey or a very very yandao guy ..... n who stalk him lo :rolleyes:

aceaceguy
17-06-2013, 09:45 PM
Ya hor ..... Paiseh la ...... :D

gm

just joking bro, its the thought that counts ;)

georgemagnum
17-06-2013, 09:46 PM
Ma, u tell this ang ku kueh whether is monkey or a very very yandao guy ..... n who stalk him lo :rolleyes:

aag ... zzs ask me to tell u that u r a very very Yan dao monkey looking guy who stalks :D

gm

aceaceguy
17-06-2013, 09:47 PM
Ma, u tell this ang ku kueh whether is monkey or a very very yandao guy ..... n who stalk him lo :rolleyes:

who is ang ku kueh? u huat zhu kueh ah! definitely a WILD MONKEY:D

aceaceguy
17-06-2013, 09:48 PM
aag ... zzs ask me to tell u that u r a very very Yan dao monkey looking guy who stalks :D

gm

lol, what has this wild monkey gave u, gm? :eek:

georgemagnum
17-06-2013, 09:50 PM
lol, what has this wild monkey gave u, gm? :eek:

zzs almost gave me everything that u can think off :D .... Hehehehe .... I WCMK for once ..... :D

gm

aceaceguy
17-06-2013, 09:56 PM
zzs almost gave me everything that u can think off :D .... Hehehehe .... I WCMK for once ..... :D

gm

wah, u attacking cheena ar? u traitor :(

zehzehS
17-06-2013, 10:11 PM
aag ... zzs ask me to tell u that u r a very very Yan dao monkey looking guy who stalks :D

gm

who is ang ku kueh? u huat zhu kueh ah! definitely a WILD MONKEY:D

zzs almost gave me everything that u can think off :D .... Hehehehe .... I WCMK for once ..... :D

gm

Dang dang!! Round 3 i won again ........ !!! doesnt matter what kueh I am as long as I win u this ang ku kueh!!!

aceaceguy
17-06-2013, 10:16 PM
Dang dang!! Round 3 i won again ........ !!! doesnt matter what kueh I am as long as I win u this ang ku kueh!!!

...................................;)

georgemagnum
18-06-2013, 11:18 AM
Hmmm ...... I smell firepower again ..... Make love, not war la!!! :D

gm

sane
18-06-2013, 12:10 PM
Hmmm ...... I smell firepower again ..... Make love, not war la!!! :D

gm

Ma i've geared up n ready for http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion_custom/th_0kick.gif http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion_custom/th_0box.gif

georgemagnum
18-06-2013, 12:42 PM
Ma i've geared up n ready for http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion_custom/th_0kick.gif http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion_custom/th_0box.gif

Lols .... That's very cute!!!!!! Aag, ready!?!? :D

gm

aceaceguy
18-06-2013, 12:49 PM
Lols .... That's very cute!!!!!! Aag, ready!?!? :D

gm

Don't wish to fight with little girl, 好男不跟女斗。:)

sane
18-06-2013, 01:28 PM
Don't wish to fight with little girl, 好男不跟女斗。:)

算你实相 http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/yoyocici/yociexp109.gif

sane
18-06-2013, 01:30 PM
Don't wish to fight with little girl, 好男不跟女斗。:)

http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/yoyocici/yociexp85.gif

georgemagnum
18-06-2013, 01:47 PM
2 cute characters .... Applause .... But deep down in my heart .... I yearn to see 2 cute characters quibbling away ...... :D

gm