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ladyassasinato
17-09-2012, 02:00 PM
Ever since I shared my experience of my manhood enhancement by the old shifu at Marsiling, many bros pm and got the address to try out the treatment. However, I think we can also do the treatment by our self instead of paying $100 to get treated. Ha, pay money to get whack, very stupid leh.

After a few visit to the old shifu, he told me the trick of the enhancement of our manhood. Ahem he said:

"You know why you guys cannot perform even with the best chio bu stripped infront of you? Because there is insufficient blood flow to you penis and cannot make it erect. Why the blood cannot flow through? Because some of the veins got blockage and lessen the amount of blood to reach your penis. As such you become a useless man."

Wah lau, I don't want to be a useless man leh. So I quickly asked him "Then how? How to maintain my manhood?" He said:

"Very simple, just practice what I did to you just now. Use your palm and hit hard on the inner thighs of your both legs. Hit hard until you can hear the "piak piak" sound. Hit hard until you can see the red dots on your inner thighs. If you see blue black on your thigh, don't panic - that mean the blood clogged inside your veins already cleared. Now you are a better man. If you still cannot make it, then come to me, I will do a proper one for you. Then you have to waste some money lor. You tiko man ah, I really don't like to do this sort of treatment, my main purpose is to help others to improve their health."

I laugh and said "If we can perform sex well, that mean we are healthy right? No sick man can perform sex well mah. That meet your aim right?" He lan lan and gave me a cheeky smile.:D

So all bros, you all got it? I think this is the best things to share among us cos we are all cheongstersl. A cheongster cannot perform, it would be the worst nightmare.:D

LowKa
17-09-2012, 02:14 PM
Thanks for sharing.

The basic treatment we can give ourself is smack our own inner thighs.

SeaCucumber6
17-09-2012, 05:21 PM
Upz & Thanks to TS for sharing.

But I scared later I cock eye and hit the middle. :D

Bronco
17-09-2012, 07:18 PM
Upz & Thanks to TS for sharing.

But I scared later I cock eye and hit the middle. :D


Bro SC6, if u really got cock eye then u have to spend and waste 100 lor..:D

Anyway thanks to TS for good sharing...:)

ladyassasinato
17-09-2012, 07:33 PM
Ha, if you are married, you can ask your wife to whack your thighs for you. You know lar, they like to whack their husband mah. If they whack your middle accidentally, better still - claimed it was hurt, no need to entertain her for the next few weeks. Save the bullets to cheong.

Perfect right?:D

kuabengguan
17-09-2012, 07:42 PM
Yo fellow brothers. Seems I am missing alot of stuffs. Away for a week for work. Now back. Any good kangtao to recommend?

jj_jj
17-09-2012, 09:07 PM
A BIG THANK YOU for sharing this!

kuabengguan
18-09-2012, 12:57 AM
How to whack your own thighs? Will hurt your hernia or not?
later walk leg open big big..hehe.

ladyassasinato
18-09-2012, 07:53 AM
How to whack your own thighs? Will hurt your hernia or not?
later walk leg open big big..hehe.

How to whack our thigh? Very simple mah, like you mentioned, open you legs big big and use your 如来神掌 and whack on your inner thighs lor. I always practice that when I am watching Hong Kong drama. Each thigh smack 200 strokes - you won't feel the pain if the drama is interesting. Try lah.:D

TheraphyMe
18-09-2012, 08:23 AM
Good sharing tips..*two thumbs up*

69Sniper
18-09-2012, 05:20 PM
How to whack our thigh? Very simple mah, like you mentioned, open you legs big big and use your 如来神掌 and whack on your inner thighs lor. I always practice that when I am watching Hong Kong drama. Each thigh smack 200 strokes - you won't feel the pain if the drama is interesting. Try lah.:D


brudder wait we wack wack sound like bonk bonk cos got piak piak sound :D

ladyassasinato
19-09-2012, 10:47 AM
brudder wait we wack wack sound like bonk bonk cos got piak piak sound :D

There is a great difference. Yours piak piak sound make you shiok, mine make me painful. But I become stronger after that and you become weaker. Ha ha.:D

ladyassasinato
19-09-2012, 10:51 AM
Actually old shifu advise me to do some exercise to maintain my manhood. Bliss walking or fast walking is the best. That will upkeep the blood circulation in our thighs and prevent blood clogging in our veins.

One week exercise three time and you will be a better man.:D

diputs1269
21-09-2012, 12:26 AM
Actually old shifu advise me to do some exercise to maintain my manhood. Bliss walking or fast walking is the best. That will upkeep the blood circulation in our thighs and prevent blood clogging in our veins.

One week exercise three time and you will be a better man.:D

Thanks for your sound advice, will follow your instructions and yes make us a better man to serve womankind:)

Sodomiser
21-09-2012, 04:58 AM
HaHa thanks for sharing

Frauen
21-09-2012, 09:41 AM
Me going to whack my self tonite

JudgeCunty
21-09-2012, 11:13 AM
have you been kicked in your groin before? How about i ask some indians and bangla give you a hard fucking chow chee by kick ahahaha

Shadow_warrior
21-09-2012, 12:45 PM
Does it work bro?

any reports on this?

I will try tonight, and let the bros know. Any need to put dit da jow or drink

tien chiat after that for the bruise?

ladyassasinato
21-09-2012, 10:32 PM
Thanks for your sound advice, will follow your instructions and yes make us a better man to serve womankind:)

Yes it's our pleasure to serve womankind. As a cheongster we need to be fit to enjoy sex, or else give you the best gal also no use.

Found that you have up my points, so I just up you back.:D

ladyassasinato
21-09-2012, 10:37 PM
Does it work bro?

any reports on this?

I will try tonight, and let the bros know. Any need to put dit da jow or drink

tien chiat after that for the bruise?

It's work fine for me. If there is blue black on your thigh after the whacking, it is okay, it will fad off after a few days.;)

Please post your finding and share your experience with us. See how well this method works on you.:D

kuabengguan
22-09-2012, 12:40 AM
Tried..no difference leh. I do not know whether I did it correctly. Nabeh..hehehe.

ladyassasinato
22-09-2012, 01:06 AM
Tried..no difference leh. I do not know whether I did it correctly. Nabeh..hehehe.

If normally you are solid as a rock, after the treatment, it will be the same - no different.

If after whacking there is no red spots or blue black on your thighs, that mean you are okay, no need treatment.

M46man
22-09-2012, 01:16 AM
Talking about whacking the inner thigh, saw a guy sitting on a stone ledge, whacking his thigh hard and loud at Chinatown near Outram MRT this afternoon. I could not keep smiling, must be a cheongster here reading about the DIY treatment.!! :D

ladyassasinato
22-09-2012, 08:00 AM
Talking about whacking the inner thigh, saw a guy sitting on a stone ledge, whacking his thigh hard and loud at Chinatown near Outram MRT this afternoon. I could not keep smiling, must be a cheongster here reading about the DIY treatment.!! :D

Maybe this guy was treated by old shifu before, so he practice regularly by himself to up keep his manhood. Or maybe he is about to cheong at Chinatown, so do some preparation before cheonging. Just like old men take viagra before they cheong.;)

Draco
22-09-2012, 08:24 AM
Thanks for sharing this simple enhancement technique. Cheers.

kuabengguan
22-09-2012, 09:52 AM
No la..have to admit I'm not solid as rock. Sometimes also bueh tahan. How to stand longer ar..

Got one bro recommend virgin coconut oil. few droplets before the show and can stand up to 2 hours. I did not try..scared it's not safe.

ladyassasinato
22-09-2012, 09:58 AM
No la..have to admit I'm not solid as rock. Sometimes also bueh tahan. How to stand longer ar..

Got one bro recommend virgin coconut oil. few droplets before the show and can stand up to 2 hours. I did not try..scared it's not safe.

No lah, I don't like to use medicine to strengthen my pistol, all those things got side effect. Very scary.:eek:

diputs1269
22-09-2012, 05:13 PM
No lah, I don't like to use medicine to strengthen my pistol, all those things got side effect. Very scary.:eek:

Thank for your rep pts:) Yes side is one thing, scared that got rashes or even bruises then big head also headache:mad:

Audacity
23-09-2012, 12:01 AM
Upz for the beneficial sharing. :)

ladyassasinato
23-09-2012, 12:38 AM
Upz for the beneficial sharing. :)

Thank you for your kind words and your points. Just up you back.

Cheer.;)

Legionnaire
23-09-2012, 12:57 AM
Worth a try. Thanks :D

ladyassasinato
23-09-2012, 07:57 AM
Some bro pm me, told me they are not sure how the shifu treated me which enhanced my manhood. I think they have missed my previous thread regarding the Qi Gong Master.

For those bros who miss it, please read below:


Met old bowler Rick at the bowling centre again at the weekend. Once he saw me he said "Hello, did you go to the master for some whacking?". I said "Yah, very painful leh". Rick then claimed "So did he whack your thigh?" I asked "For what?" Rick then laugh "Ha, forgot to tell you, by whacking the thigh, it will improve your manhood. After whacking, the next time you screw a gal, she sure cry. She will love and hate you. I go there every month, just to whack my thighs." Wah lau, now then tell me. So quickly arrange a session with the master on Monday morning.

Reached there on Monday and master conducted a check on me and claimed I should be better by now. In my mind I think "Whether to cure my big head or strengthen my small head, Which one?" Finally my small head took control and I told the master "Ha, now my head feel better liao (actually still got abit pain) but recently urine no strength leh (pai seh to tell him to strengthen my little brother). Old master gave me a cheeky smile and took out a football short. "Go and change to this short and I will settle your problem for you."

After changing to the short I go back to the treatment room. Old master ask me to sit down with my legs open. Then he started whacking to my inner thigh. Wah, really painful but have to "tong" cos no pain no gain. Bloody hell, he took one hour to complete the whacking to my both thighs then he concluded "Your left leg got alot of injury and your right leg is ok. You see all the blue black come out from your left thigh and your right thigh is just reddish only." I confirmed that he is right cos as I am a bowler, I did alot of squatting with my left leg. Since played bowling for so many years, the left leg sure "shiong" lah. So say thank you to old master and paid $100 and left.

The next morning, I was woke up by my little brother cos he is singing the National Anthem. Marikita rah rah Singapura...........

Hope I have created a better picture and sorry for the inconvenience caused.;)

kuabengguan
23-09-2012, 08:40 AM
I think i'll pcc first before going. :D
Else no stamina ar

ladyassasinato
23-09-2012, 08:43 AM
I think i'll pcc first before going. :D
Else no stamina ar

You mean pcc first before doing the treatment or before going to cheong?:confused:

kuabengguan
23-09-2012, 11:09 AM
pcc first before cheong. Otherwise, waste money leh. :cool:

ladyassasinato
23-09-2012, 02:08 PM
pcc first before cheong. Otherwise, waste money leh. :cool:

Wah lau, after pcc you still can go and cheong ah? Than mean your little bro is still very strong leh. No wonder the whacking don't work on you.:rolleyes:

Himeros
23-09-2012, 09:23 PM
bro, pls share qigong shifu ctc/location? thanks

ladyassasinato
24-09-2012, 08:59 AM
Worth a try. Thanks :D

Yes can try. But the side effect is your girl friend cannot tahan you as you will become horny and want to on her everyday. Just like me now.:D

Found that you have up me. Ha, I just up you back.;)

Shadow_warrior
24-09-2012, 10:48 AM
Yes can try. But the side effect is your girl friend cannot tahan you as you will become horny and want to on her everyday. Just like me now.:D

Found that you have up me. Ha, I just up you back.;)

thanks brother for the recommendations, I gonna try this now

I very into TCM for our dick balls problems. ups you....

YiPanRen
24-09-2012, 01:44 PM
Yes can try. But the side effect is your girl friend cannot tahan you as you will become horny and want to on her everyday. Just like me now.;)

TS thanks for sharing will try this method and hope to bonk when I still can hahah up you for sharing.

Ah he
24-09-2012, 04:32 PM
I dont mind to pay $100 for that massage. After that we can do our own. $100 for treatmen is nothing man. During the treat mean get more details for the shifu loh... :B

ladyassasinato
24-09-2012, 05:31 PM
I dont mind to pay $100 for that massage. After that we can do our own. $100 for treatmen is nothing man. During the treat mean get more details for the shifu loh... :B

Sorry bro, that shifu don't massage you, he whack you. Very painful one hor.;)

kuabengguan
24-09-2012, 08:32 PM
No lah..after release rest for a while..after that 2nd round. Straight away cannot la

kuabengguan
24-09-2012, 08:33 PM
No la..after release rest for a while then only can release again. Where got release non stop continuously. At least 2nd time can last longer.:D

samfan
25-09-2012, 12:52 PM
Excellent sharing TS. Upz you go!

ladyassasinato
25-09-2012, 06:29 PM
TS thanks for sharing will try this method and hope to bonk when I still can hahah up you for sharing.

To me this method so far so good leh. Little bro last time always fall asleep, but now easily woke up and very aggressive.

Noticed you have up my points. I just up you back.;)

HotSpot881
25-09-2012, 08:58 PM
To me this method so far so good leh. Little bro last time always fall asleep, but now easily woke up and very aggressive.


I think it has some good effect on me. thanks,
will hit harder to get better result, hopefully :D
how frequent is recommended ?

upp u

ladyassasinato
25-09-2012, 09:41 PM
I think it has some good effect on me. thanks,
will hit harder to get better result, hopefully :D
how frequent is recommended ?

upp u

Sorry bro, I cannot give comment on that cos I have not master the skill.

For my case, I have got all the clogged blood cleared by the shifu during my last treatment. So normally, once a week I will DIY myself, however, cannot see the blue black surface on my thigh anymore. I think the shifu did a good job on me, so I just maintain it and hopefully to prolong my manhood as long as possible.;)

ladyassasinato
26-09-2012, 07:11 PM
Excellent sharing TS. Upz you go!

Wish you more good bonk ahead. Up you back.:D

chinmafan
27-09-2012, 03:43 AM
i tried and accidentally hit my balls. pain till cannot stand.
i think i better pay for safety. LOL

ladyassasinato
27-09-2012, 07:47 PM
i tried and accidentally hit my balls. pain till cannot stand.
i think i better pay for safety. LOL

Oh damn suay, how can you miss it?:eek:

HotSpot881
01-10-2012, 02:26 PM
Sorry bro, I cannot give comment on that cos I have not master the skill.

For my case, I have got all the clogged blood cleared by the shifu during my last treatment. So normally, once a week I will DIY myself, however, cannot see the blue black surface on my thigh anymore. I think the shifu did a good job on me, so I just maintain it and hopefully to prolong my manhood as long as possible.;)

Thx bro.

I been doing this twice a week, look ok.
heh heh, its seem better now. :p

ladyassasinato
02-10-2012, 08:14 AM
Thx bro.

I been doing this twice a week, look ok.
heh heh, its seem better now. :p

Hmm, seem like this method work on all men. Many of my "old friends" after learning this trick, started to come out and cheong again. OMG, I had sarbo their wives. If their wives know about me, they will difinately kill me.

But I have no regret to share this trick. After all, all men are suppose to cheong. Right?:rolleyes:

adonis
08-01-2013, 02:50 PM
http://www.circumstitions.com/Anatomy.html

This is a cross section of your penis. Notice dat there r 2 orange coloured portions on both sides of the penis called the corpus cavernosum? Get your penis 3/4 erect. Use all the fingers of both of your hands to hold your penis. Your thumbs r on top. Your fingers r below. Gently but firmly stroke your penis with all the fingers of both hands from the base of the shaft to just below the glands penis. Then backwards a no. of times.

The other method is: Make your penis 3/4 erect or leave it flaccid. Gently hold your glands penis with your the fingers of your left hand. Your penis is pointing to the ceiling. Your left hand fingers r all facing downwards. Use your right hand, make the "OK" sign around the shaft. Firmly hold n stroke/pull your penis with your right hand up n dwn. This stretches your penis. U can also make your left hand rotate around your gland penis gently. This was done to me by a massage woman long ago. Using massage oil helps.

Don't b a taxi driver, professional cook or ride a bicycle too much. Don't sit on hot seats. Don't practise iron eggs qigong. Don't constrict your penis with tight rubberbands. Don't wear tight trousers. Don't smoke or booze. Don't inject anabolic steroids n testosterone. Don't stress yourself. Excercise to boost your testosterone lvls.

ladyassasinato
08-01-2013, 08:09 PM
http://www.circumstitions.com/Anatomy.html



Ho ho, what a good article. Now I learn a few more tricks liao.:D

DIYK
08-01-2013, 11:32 PM
thks for sharin this tip... upz u!:)

adonis
09-01-2013, 12:15 PM
U can also run your fingers n massage the corpus spongiosum along its length. This is the enlarged tubelike part under your erect penis. Do it when u r erect.

Testicular massage, I don't know although I've been juagened 3 - 4 times. I only know if we feel any foreign lumps in there, shine a flashlight under your scrotum to check. If there r, visit a female doctor (to check for testicular cancer). I've read your warped minds.

Masssaging your prostrate when u r erect is also recommended. Dat's at your perineum. The part behind your testicles n anus. To many years of our good health n enjoyment.

ladyassasinato
09-01-2013, 12:45 PM
[QUOTE=adonis;8343617]

Testicular massage, I don't know although I've been juagened 3 - 4 times. I only know if we feel any foreign lumps in there, shine a flashlight under your scrotum to check. QUOTE]

I think testicular massage should be those jua gen where we can find in some HC or Spa. However, must able to get those who really know their job, or else no effect, just a waste of money and time.:(

Shadow_warrior
09-01-2013, 12:46 PM
Think its similar to the techniques here

there is one where you beat the inner thighs...

http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=8319543&postcount=86

just tried it, damn it its painful

v1hypersg
31-03-2013, 07:46 PM
pls pm me location/contact. thanks.