New to this WHOLE shinanza

[FrostyBoii]

Yo ''samsters''

Was wondering if anyone could intro me via pm/ back-forth convo about how this forum/ community works?

I just turned 19 and, as a teenage guy - of course we'll stumble upon these websites! I realised prostitution/ massages are legal and perhaps popular in Singapore. I'm originally from UK, sent there for studies (mixed SG/Brit).

Being in an out of a recent relationship, and forcing a break-up when I left UK - I still have my teenage testosterone! Sadly, I've pussied out to opening myself up and seeing you ya'll can help me out.

Peace bros, I don't mean to offend anyone. I feel I do sometimes with our cultural differences in grammar.

Ps. Is it possible to find cougars/ milfs in SG? I'm really digging these asian moms, they don't age!

[DreamOfLust]

you might want to post your photo and cross section of your wallet to see how fat it is... perhaps some MILFs / Cougars might contact you

[Red_Wine]

you might want to post your photo and cross section of your wallet to see how fat it is... perhaps some MILFs / Cougars might contact you



Well said! Lol!

[Sinaloa]

you might want to post your photo and cross
section of your wallet to see how fat it is... perhaps some MILFs / Cougars
might contact you

smart chap :D

[Johnston]

Ps. Is it possible to find cougars/ milfs in SG? I'm really digging these asian moms, they don't age!

THESE ..... asian moms....

you dont refer to them as

LOCAL sg moms....

that there is proof plenty of your still being stuck in the local having a pint or two... :D

[Johnston]

well, guv, seeing as 'ow you've just come back from 'avin a bit of tea and bangers with the boffins at oxford or is it the high street, im's pretty sure now that your back in the colonies you wont have any troubbles enticing the locals into your bed now...

just be sure to bring plenty of quid and dress for success, mate :D

[skybee]

"I just turned 19 and, as a teenage guy - of course we'll stumble upon these websites! I realised prostitution/ massages are legal and perhaps popular in Singapore. I'm originally from UK, sent there for studies (mixed SG/Brit)."

A young man trying to act mature. Are you originally from UK or were you sent there for studies? What's the real story? You a Singaorean with a fake British accent or are you one of these imported yellow bananas?

Met too many of these yellow bananas from the UK, US, Australia. Can't find work there because they arent good enough, and they come here trying to act like locals but with the colonialist chip on their shoulders.

Give us a break lah. You are really looking for Asian mums to suckle you lah..just like a baby.

[FrostyBoii]

Well done Johnston, you made me chuckle.
As for skybee, your negativity doesn't deserve addressing.
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So there's actually cougars patrolling these forums?

[Johnston]

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So there's actually cougars patrolling these forums?

PROTIP: trumpeting to the world your just discovering Porns at the age of 19 is... no good...

I found these forums meself at 14 back in delphi.com but that's beside the opint :eek:

anyway lad, yes they are cougaurs in this here forum, and yes they are receptive... sometimes. Seek and you shall find :)

P.S: The locals dont take kindly to "White Boys" if you know what i mean.... they'd just as soon hold another sepoy revolution if they could

[acidicavex]

GL kopi tiam u just go there sit order a cuppa kopi-O and wait confirm got prc Milf come ask u. Than you can proceed to dig all u want.......

[aceofspades101]

well, guv, seeing as 'ow you've just come back from 'avin a bit of tea and bangers with the boffins at oxford or is it the high street, im's pretty sure now that your back in the colonies you wont have any troubbles enticing the locals into your bed now...

just be sure to bring plenty of quid and dress for success, mate :D

Haha! Am i the only one who read this is a bri'ish accent :P

[FrostyBoii]

GL kopi tiam u just go there sit order a cuppa kopi-O and wait confirm got prc Milf come ask u. Than you can proceed to dig all u want.......


yo, translate?
GL, prc.

Is it really that easy, pretty sceptical. The club culture is already hella conservative here.

[Johnston]

Is it really that easy, pretty sceptical. The club culture is already hella conservative here.

GL kopi tiam u just go there sit order a cuppa kopi-O and wait confirm got prc Milf come ask u. Than you can proceed to dig all u want.......

= Direct translation

Geylang Coffee House - all you have to do is to sit there, order a cup of black coffee, wait for a while and your guranteed a Chinese Cougar will come around to ask you out. Then you can dig her vagoo all you want ;)

I'd brit it up but my brit is pretty rusty but i'll go American....

All a stud's gotta to to score is to head down to the Geylangs Coffee Places and order a cup Nigger's Brew and just sit back and relax.... a chinky cougar will roll around pretty goddamn quick and then one can munch carpet or go gold prospecting all he goddamn wants :p

If you still haven't got it, its not that easy..... well maybe back in the colonial days when we's using straits dollars and reporting to william farquhar...

[eeemen]

LOL, bro Johnston, you crack me up :D :D, cheers bros......................

[lt0l0tl]

GL kopi tiam u just go there sit order a cuppa kopi-O and wait confirm got prc Milf come ask u. Than you can proceed to dig all u want.......

= Direct translation

Geylang Coffee House - all you have to do is to sit there, order a cup of black coffee, wait for a while and your guranteed a Chinese Cougar will come around to ask you out. Then you can dig her vagoo all you want ;)

I'd brit it up but my brit is pretty rusty but i'll go American....

All a stud's gotta to to score is to head down to the Geylangs Coffee Places and order a cup Nigger's Brew and just sit back and relax.... a chinky cougar will roll around pretty goddamn quick and then one can munch carpet or go gold prospecting all he goddamn wants :p

If you still haven't got it, its not that easy..... well maybe back in the colonial days when we's using straits dollars and reporting to william farquhar...

Good one ! but I still like singlish.......:D

[Deesiaokia]

Good one ! but I still like singlish.......:D

Singlish TS catch no ball lah.. TS Jia potatoe wan, so must type proper Ang mo just like what bro johnston did...

[FrostyBoii]

Okay went to geylang after clubbing at zouk

around 4-5 arrived there

walking around lorong 18 - 28 all the way, holy shit the number of ladyboys and fugly hookers.

which coffee house to sit at for legit non-full-out-whore milfs? there's a billion coffee shops with a ton of old men, kinda freaky.

and i kinda stand out being a 19 year old mixed brit/sg walking around geylang in clubbing wear.. got looks. (felt weird)

holla

[Johnston]

bro - you forgot to reply to that pm... just saying...

it might be a good idea not to go to GL in clubbing wear.... also just saying...

with due respect , the proper place to go milf hunting MIGHT not be in GL .. if you know what i mean

[shiokpleasure]

GL kopi tiam u just go there sit order a cuppa kopi-O and wait confirm got prc Milf come ask u. Than you can proceed to dig all u want.......

= Direct translation

Geylang Coffee House - all you have to do is to sit there, order a cup of black coffee, wait for a while and your guranteed a Chinese Cougar will come around to ask you out. Then you can dig her vagoo all you want ;)

I'd brit it up but my brit is pretty rusty but i'll go American....

All a stud's gotta to to score is to head down to the Geylangs Coffee Places and order a cup Nigger's Brew and just sit back and relax.... a chinky cougar will roll around pretty goddamn quick and then one can munch carpet or go gold prospecting all he goddamn wants :p

If you still haven't got it, its not that easy..... well maybe back in the colonial days when we's using straits dollars and reporting to william farquhar...

Good work.chap.

Kopi o equivalent should be long black.

[Johnston]

Messrs Frosty, your opening reqeusted help and advice and i did p.m you a bit but you didn't see fit to reply to it after a span of several days ;)

cant hack the sardonic way i phrased my first few reploies? well then how are you gonna handly cougars who i presume are older than 19 and seen more , experienced more?

im in a terribly good mood still and i will dispense what i know to make you seem more attractive to LOCAL ASIAN MUMS

with one caveat

it is now 16 july 2012 0015H and if you dont reply by 18 July 0015H well then one door closes another one opens i guess...

cheers and toodle-loo:p