The Phenomenon

[Phenomenon]

First of all, I have to state clearly that this isn't the typical epic sex story you expected. If you are not interested in science-fiction-action-romance-drama then you can probably skip my story. :)

The story is heavily inspired by several popular movies/novels/mangas/dramas including but not limited to James Bond, The Deer and the Cauldron, Iron Man, Kamen Rider, Ultraman and Origami Warriors.

Summary:
An 18 year old young man was kidnapped by unknown beings and imprisoned on 21 December 2012, the supposed date of the "end of the world" according to the "rumours". He fought his way out of it and had lots of sexual relationship with girls he met.

[Phenomenon]

You thought that 21 December 2012 is the end of the world…when it’s just the beginning!

It’s 20 December 2012, a day before the “2012 phenomenon” that only morons believe in. My close friend Wendy and I were at Sentosa watching the beautiful view of the sea after enjoying our day at USS. We were hanging around there just for the sake of saying “I’M ALIVE” at 12AM.

As the clock ticks to twelve, we quickly pulled out our phones and posted “I’M ALIVE! FUCK 2012 BULLSHIT!” on our Facebook walls respectively. After posting, Wendy leaned on laps and slowly fell asleep. I was surprised when she leaned on my laps as we rarely have any form of physical contact. Fortunately for me, I was on cloud nine before I realised her subtle seduction, which caused an erection the moment I realised it. I thought of caressing her body but I was afraid that she faked her sleep and then I’ll be in trouble before getting into her pants… Slowly, I fell asleep too…

When I woke up, I realised that we are in a cell. I have no idea what the time is right now and how the hell did we ended up here, in jail? I woke Wendy up.

Me: Eh wake up.
Wendy: (slowly rub and open her eyes cutely) What?
Me: Look at where we are…
Wendy turned her head and looked around before showing an astonished and worried expression…
Wendy: Where are we?? Why are we here???
Me: I’d love to know the answer as well…

A grunt walked by and noticed that we are awake. He spoke in a foreign language before having a few more grunts to bring us out. We were escorted to a room that looks like a typical questioning room used by the police. All the grunts left and we were alone with a man that seems like the big boss around here. Let’s call him B.

B: What is your full name?
Wendy: Wendy Law..
Me: Jackie Lee..
B: DOB?
Me: Who the fuck are you, where the fuck are we and why the fuck are you asking so many fucking questions?
I got whacked by B immediately. It feels as bad as getting whacked by an iron. My mouth was bleeding and my teeth felt loose…
B: (speaking in a fierce and frightening tone) You better know your place.
Wendy started crying out of fear. My legs trembled too as I know I wouldn’t wanna take another fist from this “Iron Man” again…
B: Now, answer my question. I hate repeating myself.
Wendy: 13 December 1994
Me: 10 March 1994
B: Okay.

B shouted to his men and they escorted me back to our cell. As we left the room, I noticed that one of the grunts’ gun can be taken easily. I did not bother to think much and took the gun, kicked the assholes’ asses around us and shot them in the legs. I took Wendy’s hand and ran immediately.

As many people heard the gun shots, B came out of the room to see his men immobilised. Along the escape, we saw many grunts. I took no chances and shot them all before they could react, only to use up all the 15 bullets in the gun in no time… I took 2 guns from the grunts I shot down and moved on as people were chasing us from behind.

After running for a few hundred metres, a big-sized man appeared out of a sudden and pushed me down, along with my guns.

Example of the big-sized man: http://i43.tinypic.com/54abee.jpg

“Holy shit!”, I said to myself. He locked out the door behind us, preventing anybody from entering the room. All of a sudden, his skin started to transform into something monsterish…

Example of the transformation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7TF0KUxnXA

Wendy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Me: WHAT THE FUCK?

I was extremely shocked and didn’t know what to do… As far as I’m aware of, Wendy fainted in no time. “If only I can take advantage of this and rape her at this moment”, I thought to myself despite my current extremely dangerous position…

Trivia:
1. The name Jackie Lee is a combination of Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee.
2. Chuck Norris was born on 10 March 1940.