Blackberry Messenger got me laid!

[McSqueezy]

For anyone that has a blackberry (bb) either work or personal phone, the best app is the blackberry messenger (bbm)

i got lucky once so far

all you need to do is exchange the phone device pin annonymouslly with other users and you can start chatting worldwide

i accepted a request once and found out its a lady, we started just chat on bbm usual stuff then one day.........

friend: u want 2 meet?

me: i dun tink good idea leh. i'm not like brad pitt

friend: come on. we could have fun since we so many common interest

me: yah, last time i check mine was sex

friend: women enjoy sex too

me: is this a trick? r u some undercover police or something?!

friend: hey...women also enjoy sex too ok...idiot. Aniway u don't want meet ok lor

me: ok. where should we meet?

too late :( she didn't reply there and then.....next chapter coming soon

[alan0338]

camping for more :D

[McSqueezy]

the next day

me: oi y so quiet?

friend: u lah play hard 2 get

me: aiyah i treat u like sister mah

friend: men always tell that to ugly girls nia

i decided not to reply

2 hours later

friend: wei..r u there?

me: yo..here lah sis. simi taichi?

friend: u wanna watch show together?

me: depends. i like shows like Star Whores, Womb Raider or Jurrasic F*ck

friend: huh? got such show meh...

friend: orr. that type of show ah...now i geddit. watch this type of show not allowed leh here

me: so? watch cannot..can do lah!

friend: u can or not..ask u meet me also scaredy cat liao

again i decide not to reply...another chapter awaits

[McSqueezy]

was then busy for a period but work stress almost forgotten when our next conversation came up

friend: "sends photo"

smiling girl beaming. young and sassy

me: woah~! who is this babe?

friend: that's me. now send me yours

me: that's not part of the deal!

friend: but you've seen me!

me: hmm... i don't know if that's u man honestly

friend: how about i show u something else?

me: i'm waiting....

friend: "sends photo"

it was a photo of a breast (couldn't tell left or right) and moderate nipples

me: how do i know that is yours!?

friend: well...meet me to find out

me: ok. u win. when?


this time she didn't reply...drats!!! I hate suspense!!!!!

[RealEstateGuy]

Braddah this is for real? You writing fiction or non fiction. Why not MSN or Yahoo!

[MitMit]

i bet 101% its an ah quah! :eek:

kanna this b4.

[beautyhunter]

Ts , ps carry on. Can show us photo:):D

[ThaiBeautiful]

i bet 101% its an ah quah! :eek:

kanna this b4.

OMG!! I hope TS did not kena so suay like u.......:D

[ronin_dark]

This is usually ah quah technique ah. They even try this on alamak chat. hahahha....must take care bro.

[callmebad]

lately have been thinking of getting an iPhone4S or waiting for iPhone 5, now I think I should go for a Blackberry!:)

[falchion]

Please continue.

[LovePotion]

Maybe his a guy, just playing prank on you. Some people have nothing to do so act as a gal to disturb others.

[ronin_dark]

Yup agreed. :mad:

[Darrennnnns]

Haha.. Funny

[enthral]

Yah. Maybe some faggot.

[JWNY]

time to get a new phone :)

JWNY

[illustrious]

time to get a new phone :)

JWNY

Thanks for the reminder. It's time for me to change mine.

[RealEstateGuy]

Braddah if you know anything about BBs, there is only one pin per handset and its locked to the handset. So either there is some shenanigans going on with a stolen handset or the OP is writing fiction. What is braddah? Braddah, no woman would seek sex with their BB. If its too good to be true then its too good to be true. SG society needs more common sense.

[aqcmme]

Oh damn, guess i am never gonna get a bb

[rh8611]

Chill Man.. What's so difficult to just read on a don't jump the gun or shoot him off.. Haiz

[GeMiNiZzzzZzz]

People already say in his 1st post that he got "lucky".:rolleyes:
Why I still see comments about gays or ah gua..
If it's gay or transvetite, then you think still got story to write meh.
Even it is, must amend and change the story plot also mah.
U all arh :D

Let's see what comes out in his story next la ;)

[eyez]

lol epic story, cant wait to for it to continue

[Darrennnnns]

I prefer WHATSAPP. hahaha!

[hotone]

what happen? MIA due to many comments?

[alan0338]

what happen? MIA due to many comments?

maybe bz bb :D

[McSqueezy]

was eventually keen to meet but not in secluded area. No reply for a few days so decide to 'take initiative'

me: yo thot u keen 2 meet?

friend: thot u scare of me?

me: not scared lah. shy. got difference

friend: where shuld we meet ah?

me: library?

friend: haha r u serious?

me: tell me then. it depends if u in mood for coffee loh or...

friend: ok loh we meet at parkway parade


wah not been there for some time but what the heck, just go with flow. back of my mind also never anticipate anything..was ready to get 'aeroplaned' also


me: don't dress up hor, i gng in shorts

friend: so u want me wear less clothes ah?

me: no lah this not dating mah so i dont want u wear gown or fancy dress lah for nothing

friend: okie. c u soon


really thought going to be some vice operation sting or prank at least so nothing much on my mind..


bro real estate, i never say women get bb for sex. the story is about how someone on my contact list. fyi it is not uncommon to add or receive requests from strangers if u list your bb pin in open sources

[Darrennnnns]

Nice story, pls carry on:)

[studdyme]

upzzzzzzz ur thread!

[DarthRevan]

please carry on :D

[tengku]

camping here :D