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HCKing
25-03-2011, 05:01 PM
ever wonder what would constitute a perfect world for us men?

for my case it would be:

1) able to chiong whole night the previous night and wake up 12 noon the following day every single day
2) work 3 hrs a day earn 1 month's pay
3) the 3 hrs work includes buying/selling shares, surfing sammyboy and a solid under the table BBBJ by young sexy PA
4) football channel is FOC
5) all girls need and want sex as much as we guys need them
6) when u see a chiobu on the street, stare at her boobs and her name and hp number will appear
7) all girls fav hobbies include watching porn, talk dirty and constantly learning how to fark like a pornstar
8) sharp decrease in price of condom islandwide
9) value of man is determined by the number of girlfriends he can manage concurrently and not the 5Cs
10) dick size can be easily increased by mere thoughts

bros have different list to share?:D

songest
25-03-2011, 05:38 PM
ever wonder what would constitute a perfect world for us men?

for my case it would be:

1) able to chiong whole night the previous night and wake up 12 noon the following day every single day
Able to make love whole night the previous night and wake up 12 noon the following day every single day

2) work 3 hrs a day earn 1 month's pay
Work 3 hrs a week and earn 1 year's pay

3) the 3 hrs work includes buying/selling shares, surfing sammyboy and a solid under the table BBBJ by young sexy PA

4) football channel is FOC
football channel is PPV - Paid Per View - we are Paid to view the channel

5) all girls need and want sex as much as we guys need them
All girls need and want sex more than we guys need them

6) when u see a chiobu on the street, stare at her boobs and her name and hp number will appear
chiobus in the vicinity will appear on our mobile devices automatically and those with safe period will be highlighted with their names and numbers

7) all girls fav hobbies include watching porn, talk dirty and constantly learning how to fark like a pornstar

8) sharp decrease in price of condom islandwide
Dont need condom as girls have safe pills and there is no such thing as STD/AIDS, and raw is no longer war.

9) value of man is determined by the number of girlfriends he can manage concurrently and not the 5Cs
Value of man is determined by the number of girlfriends he can make love to concurrently as in tarma-ism, and 3P-ism. Jealously no longer exists in females

10) dick size can be easily increased by mere thoughts
Dick size can vary at the speed of thought so that shallow or deep strokes or angle can all be controlled by thought during the make love process

bros have different list to share?:D

Don't have new stuff to add but took the liberty (hope TS don't mind) of modifying some of them in red to make the world more perfect ;) Have a great perfect weekend ahead.

honrywish
25-03-2011, 06:02 PM
Wow man

Looking forward to that
:D:D

saintdevil
25-03-2011, 06:07 PM
Wait.. why is working even in the list?

Fungi
25-03-2011, 10:00 PM
Imagine Inception. Go into dream state and have everything you want inside there, where 1 second in reality is about 1 hour in dreams. And you never get tired :D:D

Drooler
26-03-2011, 01:12 AM
1) talking bout sex is commonplace and expected
2) orgies are common
3) threesomes are common
4) swinging is widely accepted behaviour
5) Dicks are worshipped
6) ladies want sex more than us
7) AIDS and STD does not exist
8) dicks are all the same size length just different girth
9) there is no obesity
10) everyone is beautiful ^^
11) electronic gadgets are cheap
12) Cars are cheap and run on air
13) news is distributed directly into the brain(cos no time to read newspaper)

Johnston
26-03-2011, 10:48 AM
Just one power is needed

Have the power to make anything you think of real with just a wave of your hand.

HCKing
28-03-2011, 12:50 AM
Wait.. why is working even in the list?

without some work to past time i will only be eating sleeping and bonking every single day. can get pretty boring after awhile.:D