Tongue service for girls only

[Penislol]

To all girls
28m, Chinese, professional. I providing expert tongue service to do a job down there for you.
Girls who keen to try please pm me. Thanks.

[Cuntworth]

Think Sherine is interested.....:cool::D

[simple2kee]

To all girls
28m, Chinese, professional. I providing expert tongue service to do a job down there for you.

could see tht u r v active in looking for gals/fbs: http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?p=5770775#post5770775

[maninsinsha]

To all girls
28m, Chinese, professional. I providing expert tongue service to do a job down there for you.
Girls who keen to try please pm me. Thanks.

Do you have a tongue that's 15cm long? Can your tongue ties a cherry's stem? Can your tongue vibrates like a vibrator? Can your tongue rotates 180 degree?

If you answer no to any of the above, how can you call yourself an expert in tongue service and why would any gal wants to PM you?? :rolleyes::cool:

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

To all girls
28m, Chinese, professional. I providing expert tongue service to do a job down there for you.
Girls who keen to try please pm me. Thanks.

Can show a pic of your tongue? Here's why:

You may not give your tongue much thought, but do you know that tongue can tell us about our health? :eek:

When we visit doctors, they always tell us to stick out our tongue cos it is a valid way to start examining us - "the patient". In fact, being a Chinese professional yourself, you should know that in Chinese medicine we believe that the tongue actually reflects all the diseases of the body. :p

White coating
When the tongue looks sort of white and pasty in patches or in its entirety. It’s an indication that there’s probably some sort of infection present on the tongue, such as a bacterial overgrowth or an autoimmune-related inflammatory disease.

Too dark
A healthy tongue should have a warm, pinkish color, so when it looks dark brown or black, it could be in your diet or lifestyle but it can also be a case of oral cancer.

Getting hair
And under normal conditions, you wouldn’t even notice them. But certain conditions can cause them to elongate, giving the tongue a “hairy” appearance. Several factors could be responsible for causing the filiform papillae to grow, including a bacterial infection.

Sore spots
They may be small, but canker sores or mouth ulcers (which can occur anywhere in the mouth, including the tongue). A normal canker will heal up and vanish in a week to 10 days. Something that lasts longer and doesn’t seem to be going away could be a sign of oral cancer.

A bumpy surface
The filiform papillae—projections on the top of the tongue, including the taste buds—normally stick up a little bit and if it turns very red or white, is painful and tender, and most importantly, doesn’t go away, it could be a sign of oral cancer.

Turning yellow
A yellowish tint on the tongue is probably a clue that there is some sort of fungal or bacterial infection in the mouth.

A burning sensation
The condition is characterized by pain and burning that can affect just the tongue or the entire mouth; the sensation may be constant or it may come and go throughout the day. Some possible causes include bacterial infections, dry mouth (a side effect of some medications), or nutritional deficiencies.

Now, you see, there are many possible tongue problems.

As always in all things sex related. Safetly 1st.

Unfortunately, I really no idea on using a condom on the tongue, so I cannot advise you on how to do it. You can try it at home though, I am sure you will get around it somehow, you may want to try a fruity favors condoms cos it goes easy with the taste.Anyhow, it is better you provide a clear photo of your tongue before you paint any pussies cos I am sure the ladies would also want to feel safe using your tongue service(s) :D

[makemecum]

Do you have a tongue that's 15cm long? Can your tongue ties a cherry's stem? Can you tongue vibrates like a vibrator? Can your tongue rotates 180 degree?

If you answer no to any of the above, how can you call yourself an expert in tongue service and why would any gal wants to PM you?? :rolleyes::cool:

he can swallow his tongue backwards go to his didi section come out....hahahaha

[Penislol]

Do you have a tongue that's 15cm long? Can your tongue ties a cherry's stem? Can your tongue vibrates like a vibrator? Can your tongue rotates 180 degree?

If you answer no to any of the above, how can you call yourself an expert in tongue service and why would any gal wants to PM you?? :rolleyes::cool:

Lol. You must be kidding.

[Penislol]

Can show a pic of your tongue? Here's why:

You may not give your tongue much thought, but do you know that tongue can tell us about our health? :eek:

When we visit doctors, they always tell us to stick out our tongue cos it is a valid way to start examining us - "the patient". In fact, being a Chinese professional yourself, you should know that in Chinese medicine we believe that the tongue actually reflects all the diseases of the body. :p

White coating
When the tongue looks sort of white and pasty in patches or in its entirety. It’s an indication that there’s probably some sort of infection present on the tongue, such as a bacterial overgrowth or an autoimmune-related inflammatory disease.

Too dark
A healthy tongue should have a warm, pinkish color, so when it looks dark brown or black, it could be in your diet or lifestyle but it can also be a case of oral cancer.

Getting hair
And under normal conditions, you wouldn’t even notice them. But certain conditions can cause them to elongate, giving the tongue a “hairy” appearance. Several factors could be responsible for causing the filiform papillae to grow, including a bacterial infection.

Sore spots
They may be small, but canker sores or mouth ulcers (which can occur anywhere in the mouth, including the tongue). A normal canker will heal up and vanish in a week to 10 days. Something that lasts longer and doesn’t seem to be going away could be a sign of oral cancer.

A bumpy surface
The filiform papillae—projections on the top of the tongue, including the taste buds—normally stick up a little bit and if it turns very red or white, is painful and tender, and most importantly, doesn’t go away, it could be a sign of oral cancer.

Turning yellow
A yellowish tint on the tongue is probably a clue that there is some sort of fungal or bacterial infection in the mouth.

A burning sensation
The condition is characterized by pain and burning that can affect just the tongue or the entire mouth; the sensation may be constant or it may come and go throughout the day. Some possible causes include bacterial infections, dry mouth (a side effect of some medications), or nutritional deficiencies.

Now, you see, there are many possible tongue problems.

As always in all things sex related. Safetly 1st.

Unfortunately, I really no idea on using a condom on the tongue, so I cannot advise you on how to do it. You can try it at home though, I am sure you will get around it somehow, you may want to try a fruity favors condoms cos it goes easy with the taste.Anyhow, it is better you provide a clear photo of your tongue before you paint any pussies cos I am sure the ladies would also want to feel safe using your tongue service(s) :D

Are you a doc?

[Penislol]

Guys and girls
Pls don't anyhow comments if you are not interested.
If you are interested to provide same services, pls join in.
Anyway, I just try my luck. Who knows there are girls out there keen to try. :p

[FiliaLunae]

I'm a girl..but I'm not interested. But I feel that we all have valid opinions here.

That said, here's my 2 cents: are you trying to get us girls to feel obliged to give you tongue service as well? You never state your motive here, but from your other thread it's quite clear that you're looking for FB/ONS/flings (please be careful when looking for flings, as a fling can cause serious injury or even death). So why would girls PM you for your tongue service, when you might ask them back for 'service' as well?


Anyway, trying your luck makes you run out of luck one day wor. Don't use up all your luck!

[Veraccocha]

[QUOTE=Re: Tongue service for girls only
Quote:
Originally Posted by maninsinsha
Do you have a tongue that's 15cm long? Can your tongue ties a cherry's stem? Can your tongue vibrates like a vibrator? Can your tongue rotates 180 degree?

If you answer no to any of the above, how can you call yourself an expert in tongue service and why would any gal wants to PM you??
Lol. You must be kidding.[/QUOTE]

Why? aside from the 15cm tongue length I can answer yes to all of them (no kidding there). Then again, I am a bit of a cunning linguist ;)

Cherry stem knot took me ages to learn though. But don't give up, keep practicing and perform that trick in a bar and your days of asking women in SBF are over!

[boyzilian]

Do you have a tongue that's 15cm long? Can your tongue ties a cherry's stem? Can your tongue vibrates like a vibrator? Can your tongue rotates 180 degree?

If you answer no to any of the above, how can you call yourself an expert in tongue service and why would any gal wants to PM you?? :rolleyes::cool:

wow , for the first two there maybe a yes out there but the other two is really impossible loh .

[maninsinsha]

Lol. You must be kidding.

Do I sound like I'm kidding?? :rolleyes:

An expert is someone widely recognized as a reliable source of technique or skill whose faculty for judging or deciding rightly, justly, or wisely is accorded authority and status by their peers or the public in a specific well-distinguished domain. An expert, more generally, is a person with extensive knowledge or ability based on research, experience, or occupation and in a particular area of study. Experts have a prolonged or intense experience through practice and education in a particular field. In specific fields, the definition of expert is well established by consensus.

Since you claimed to be an expert, do you have what it takes to be one?

[Penislol]

I'm a girl..but I'm not interested. But I feel that we all have valid opinions here.

That said, here's my 2 cents: are you trying to get us girls to feel obliged to give you tongue service as well? You never state your motive here, but from your other thread it's quite clear that you're looking for FB/ONS/flings (please be careful when looking for flings, as a fling can cause serious injury or even death). So why would girls PM you for your tongue service, when you might ask them back for 'service' as well?


Anyway, trying your luck makes you run out of luck one day wor. Don't use up all your luck!

Thanks for advise. Btw, I not asking for ONS. Is NSA. LOL

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Are you a doc?

I'm a CTYT Specialist ;)

[teebs_darklord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en9JC0_hGR8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MmD-3M8A4s

[alan0338]

TS,just a curious question from wat i saw from ur nick, is it becos u have a PENIS tat will let others LOL tats y u need to be a painter? :confused: :rolleyes: :eek:

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

TS,just a curious question from wat i saw from ur nick, is it becos u have a PENIS tat will let others LOL tats y u need to be a painter? :confused: :rolleyes: :eek:

Wow! Bro alan0338, you must be a marine sniper. You very sharp!
Hope it's not a unique case of the tongue longer than the penis :p

[hommedoux]

TS,just a curious question from wat i saw from ur nick, is it becos u have a PENIS tat will let others LOL tats y u need to be a painter? :confused: :rolleyes: :eek:

That was really good, bro. Nearly fell off my chair when I saw your post. :D

[|GD_GeR|]

could see tht u r v active in looking for gals/fbs: http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?p=5770775#post5770775

Hahaz.. S2k.. Why u pichar his lobang.. :p

[hugs]

Can show a pic of your tongue? Here's why:

it is better you provide a clear photo of your tongue :D




:D:D:D the funnist post i ever read!i totally love this post!

[maninsinsha]

Cherry stem knot took me ages to learn though. But don't give up, keep practicing and perform that trick in a bar and your days of asking women in SBF are over!

Judging from what you had posted below, I seriously doubt that you have mastered the skill and apparently your days of asking for women in SBF is NOT over... :rolleyes:

http://sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=5763417&postcount=1
http://sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=5751367&postcount=26

[Penislol]

TS,just a curious question from wat i saw from ur nick, is it becos u have a PENIS tat will let others LOL tats y u need to be a painter? :confused: :rolleyes: :eek:

This is good.
My ambitions is to become a professional painter. 行行出状元。

[alan0338]

This is good.
My ambitions is to become a professional painter. 行行出状元。

ok, glad u nv starting fucking the hell out of us like other TS who cant take jokes and sarcasm :D

wish u good luck in ur quest.... hope u nv kenna 天天得撞墙 :D

cheers bye :)

[Veraccocha]

Judging from what you had posted below, I seriously doubt that you have mastered the skill and apparently your days of asking for women in SBF is NOT over... :rolleyes:

http://sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=5763417&postcount=1
http://sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=5751367&postcount=26

Actually I have mastered it, I have however not shown it in a bar, nor do I believe that by doing so the women will flock to me.

FYI, Im trying to learn to do waves (multiple) with my tongue now. If you have tips, more than welcome.

By the way, Im slightly creeped out that you did the actual effort to look up my posts...

[Sam The Caterer]

Guys and girls
Pls don't anyhow comments if you are not interested.
If you are interested to provide same services, pls join in.
Anyway, I just try my luck. Who knows there are girls out there keen to try. :p

TS, can u pls tell us WHY we cannot commentsince this is a public forum n NOT your father's forum?

[simple2kee]

This is good.
My ambitions is to become a professional painter. 行行出状元。

im doing house painting job. due to expansion, i m recruiting workers like u who want to be trained as a professional painter. we will provide practical & theoretical training in professional painting. for a start, we pay $1.90/hr & provide 3 free meals.

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

im doing house painting job. due to expansion, i m recruiting workers like u who want to be trained as a professional painter. we will provide practical & theoretical training in professional painting. for a start, we pay $1.90/hr & provide 3 free meals.

Oh! The last painter cannot make it and did a lousy job? :D Did he paint the lime stone wall? :p

[makemecum]

seriously wat so special about tongue painting?
in the new economy, we r tol to multi task
i can tongue paint, toe paint, finger paint, nose paint...hhahaha:D
there r many tricks to stimulate a girl...:p...

[Aniuge]

Hi TS,

IMHO, you are beating around the bush.

Why a girl wants your painting service? If she is horny, she'd wanna a FB, painting service is only an item in the whole package of love making process. Are you thinking that the girl would beg you to carry on to bonk her after your painting? So, may be you better go straight to the point to say you are looking for a FB.

[Marikita Didi]

Bro, u got a great tongue licking service.

My ass need to lick from u.

[FiliaLunae]

Thanks for adviCe. Btw, I not asking for ONS. Is NSA. LOL

Edited for correct-ness of English. Btw, I cbf what you're asking for.

TS,just a curious question from wat i saw from ur nick, is it becos u have a PENIS tat will let others LOL tats y u need to be a painter? :confused: :rolleyes: :eek:

I lol'ed so hard.

Actually I have mastered it, I have however not shown it in a bar, nor do I believe that by doing so the women will flock to me.

FYI, Im trying to learn to do waves (multiple) with my tongue now. If you have tips, more than welcome.

By the way, Im slightly creeped out that you did the actual effort to look up my posts...

How come Veraccocha's post sound like it's TS one talking also? I thought S2K meant Penislol when he searched up the posts, but Veraccocha is replying to him?

(And how come no one picked this out sia =P)

[Penislol]

im doing house painting job. due to expansion, i m recruiting workers like u who want to be trained as a professional painter. we will provide practical & theoretical training in professional painting. for a start, we pay $1.90/hr & provide 3 free meals.

pls pm me your company email or address. i wills end my cv shortly. i wish to join u and do the house painting together, if the house girl owner is at home. we maybe can paint her also..lol...together...haha

[Penislol]

Bro, u got a great tongue licking service.

My ass need to lick from u.

sorry, girl only. and no ass :)

[maninsinsha]

My Post

Do you have a tongue that's 15cm long? Can your tongue ties a cherry's stem? Can your tongue vibrates like a vibrator? Can your tongue rotates 180 degree?

If you answer no to any of the above, how can you call yourself an expert in tongue service and why would any gal wants to PM you??

Your Reply

Why? aside from the 15cm tongue length I can answer yes to all of them (no kidding there). Then again, I am a bit of a cunning linguist

Cherry stem knot took me ages to learn though. But don't give up, keep practicing and perform that trick in a bar and your days of asking women in SBF are over!

My Reply To You

Judging from what you had posted below, I seriously doubt that you have mastered the skill and apparently your days of asking for women in SBF is NOT over...

http://sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=5763417&postcount=1
http://sammyboyforum.com/showpost.php?p=5751367&postcount=26

Your Reply To Me

Actually I have mastered it, I have however not shown it in a bar, nor do I believe that by doing so the women will flock to me.

FYI, Im trying to learn to do waves (multiple) with my tongue now. If you have tips, more than welcome.

By the way, Im slightly creeped out that you did the actual effort to look up my posts...

Digging out your old posts is just to tell you to talk the talk and walk the walk. If not, it's just empty vessels making loud noises. :rolleyes::cool:

[Veraccocha]

maninsinsha, do enlighten me on how I am supposed to walk the walk on a forum? Please tell me.

Photos? you'll claim I googled them.
Video? Youtube

Me not looking for women on SBF? Well in my defence I am here only to look for certain sexual delicacies. Common sex is not hard to find in this country. A good 3some or women capable of deepthroating are a bit harder in bars but easier to find online. Hence my presence here... that and the comedy value.

Anyway, even if you find a way for me to show you that beside talking the talk I can also do the walk, I doubt I would put in the effort to do so. Because let's be honest I couldn't care less.

Nevertheless, Im still a bit creeped out by you.

And FiliaLunae, I assure you that I am not the TS. If I would be, why would I tell him that those 4 criteria for being an expert are not so ridiculous as a requirement.

[Penislol]

maninsinsha, do enlighten me on how I am supposed to walk the walk on a forum? Please tell me.

Photos? you'll claim I googled them.
Video? Youtube

Me not looking for women on SBF? Well in my defence I am here only to look for certain sexual delicacies. Common sex is not hard to find in this country. A good 3some or women capable of deepthroating are a bit harder in bars but easier to find online. Hence my presence here... that and the comedy value.

Anyway, even if you find a way for me to show you that beside talking the talk I can also do the walk, I doubt I would put in the effort to do so. Because let's be honest I couldn't care less.

Nevertheless, Im still a bit creeped out by you.

And FiliaLunae, I assure you that I am not the TS. If I would be, why would I tell him that those 4 criteria for being an expert are not so ridiculous as a requirement.

Bro, Nice said

[FiliaLunae]

What's wrong with doing research on people? I like to do that too. It saves me the trouble of meeting guys only to find out at the end of a session, they run away without paying up. Yes, I'm an FL (pun: FiliaLunae XD), so I rather do and read up on the guys that I'm gonna meet up with.

No creeping out people intended XD

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

maninsinsha, do enlighten me on how I am supposed to walk the walk on a forum? Please tell me.

Photos? you'll claim I googled them.
Video? Youtube

Me not looking for women on SBF? Well in my defence I am here only to look for certain sexual delicacies. Common sex is not hard to find in this country. A good 3some or women capable of deepthroating are a bit harder in bars but easier to find online. Hence my presence here... that and the comedy value.

Anyway, even if you find a way for me to show you that beside talking the talk I can also do the walk, I doubt I would put in the effort to do so. Because let's be honest I couldn't care less.

Nevertheless, Im still a bit creeped out by you.

And FiliaLunae, I assure you that I am not the TS. If I would be, why would I tell him that those 4 criteria for being an expert are not so ridiculous as a requirement.

Hey Where-la-Ku-Ku-Jiao,

You might not be the TS.

Yeah, yeah, not looking for women on SBF but only looking for certain sexual delicacies involving women like "women for deepthroat" :rolleyes:

http://sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?p=5763417#post5763417

Deepthroat and whatever sexual delicacies are not hard to find in Orchard Tower for your kind if you are willing to pay for it.

The keyword: Money Talks Bullshit Walks No Money No Honey ;)

[maninsinsha]

maninsinsha, do enlighten me on how I am supposed to walk the walk on a forum? Please tell me.

Photos? you'll claim I googled them.
Video? Youtube

Me not looking for women on SBF? Well in my defence I am here only to look for certain sexual delicacies. Common sex is not hard to find in this country. A good 3some or women capable of deepthroating are a bit harder in bars but easier to find online. Hence my presence here... that and the comedy value.

Anyway, even if you find a way for me to show you that beside talking the talk I can also do the walk, I doubt I would put in the effort to do so. Because let's be honest I couldn't care less.

Nevertheless, Im still a bit creeped out by you.

And FiliaLunae, I assure you that I am not the TS. If I would be, why would I tell him that those 4 criteria for being an expert are not so ridiculous as a requirement.

Honestly, I don't give a hoot about what you do in SBF or whatever kind of sexual delicacies you seek. If you want to post something, be consistent. Your contradicting postings in this forum will ultimately come back to you. :rolleyes: :cool:

Be careful, be very careful... When Sherine comes knocking on your door, you will truly know the meaning of "creeping out".. Or perhaps she might be the ultimate one fulfilling your sexual delicacies... ;)

[DAdults]

Be careful, be very careful... When Sherine comes knocking on your door, you will truly know the meaning of "creeping out".. Or perhaps she might be the ultimate one fulfilling your sexual delicacies... ;)

Lol! I do not know what this Sherine has done. But it seems everyone is using this name in the same wavelength as bogeyman and monsters used by parents to scare kids to sleep... =\

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Lol! I do not know what this Sherine has done. But it seems everyone is using this name in the same wavelength as bogeyman and monsters used by parents to scare kids to sleep... =\

From what I understand "IT" ain't urban legend. :p

"IT" ALIVE!! :D

[DAdults]

From what I understand "IT" ain't urban legend. :p

"IT" ALIVE!! :D

I suspected... Now I know... Didn't know "IT" by the other name though... Last I recall about "IT" was that the unfortunate guy still suffers from the occasional shivering upon recalling "IT".

Bro IK, "IT" is not urban legend. But the terrifying prowess... Well, let's just say it would be an unforgettable experience...

Right, I better not digress. TS, good luck to you on finding clients for your services. And should you desire an unforgettable experience... Well... You know where to look... (Even though "IT" is known to be selective...)

[jasdude]

maninsinsha, do enlighten me on how I am supposed to walk the walk on a forum? Please tell me.

Photos? you'll claim I googled them.
Video? Youtube

Me not looking for women on SBF? Well in my defence I am here only to look for certain sexual delicacies. Common sex is not hard to find in this country. A good 3some or women capable of deepthroating are a bit harder in bars but easier to find online. Hence my presence here... that and the comedy value.

Anyway, even if you find a way for me to show you that beside talking the talk I can also do the walk, I doubt I would put in the effort to do so. Because let's be honest I couldn't care less.

Nevertheless, Im still a bit creeped out by you.

And FiliaLunae, I assure you that I am not the TS. If I would be, why would I tell him that those 4 criteria for being an expert are not so ridiculous as a requirement.

Whatever you post is like your online credentials . For etc some cockanathan pranksters pretend to be a gal in one post in certain threads while ask for gal FB in the other . IT is also a influencing factor if you are asking for contacts .

In your case , all will sure look at your previous post to see how Justifiable is your claims because you are considered a NEWBIE still in sbf and HIGHLY you may be just a BIG HOAX !

[Penislol]

UPzzz...any girls interested?

[Giobenni]

Bro Penislol,

Do you know where is ladies most sensitive part?

If you don't know. I don't think that you can do them a great job with tongue.:o

Please read and learn more about girls, before you offer your service in here. 老兄，不要丢人现眼了！:)

[makemecum]

Bro Penislol,

Do you know where is ladies most sensitive part?

If you don't know. I don't think that you can do them a great job with tongue.:o

！:)

Bro can pm me some tips:p
TS tongue jus nid to b whipped and lashed, nid to b svc den svc gals la...:D

[Penislol]

Any girls interested?? Upzzz

[jeff1010]

Thank you for this hilarious thread.

[Penislol]

Lol! I up my own thread and someone zap me. :(